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Married bros how long do U sit N ur car b4 walking inside

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Why so stressful
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What'd you do to piss her off this time?
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How long u been married
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Between 5 and 10 years
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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:29 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Takes me at least 10 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115344)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: maniacal associate rehab



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Why so stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115383)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: misunderstood depressive

What'd you do to piss her off this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115396)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: maniacal associate rehab



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

How long u been married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115430)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: maniacal associate rehab

Between 5 and 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115466)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: misunderstood depressive

LOL. The last time my wife was super pissed, I had come home drunk and passed out on the kitchen table like Homer J.

She left for 24 hours on that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115437)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: galvanic frisky wrinkle

180

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Pearly Charismatic Factory Reset Button

that was a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115450)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: maniacal associate rehab



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Date: August 20th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Flickering stock car



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Date: November 4th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Flickering stock car



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: garnet fiercely-loyal alpha stain

mmm...64 slices of American cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27500083)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 6:16 AM
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Date: March 24th, 2020 6:43 PM
Author: Odious step-uncle's house friendly grandma



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Date: March 24th, 2020 7:07 PM
Author: massive travel guidebook market

Gay posse, as a homosexual, you don’t have a wife

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Sexy home son of senegal

lol, did she throw another tantrum about throwing the infant into daycare?

"wah! my life as a SAHM is toooooo hard!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115448)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: maniacal associate rehab



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Date: August 21st, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Flickering stock car



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Flickering stock car



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

My wife cried when she found my secret credit card bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115445)



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Date: September 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Arousing Crackhouse

Just got paperless, breh

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Salmon main people pozpig

10-15 minutes. usually surf xo or listen to sports. you'd be surprised how often "traffic was just terrible"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115457)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: hairraiser set cumskin

You don't even have to be married to experience this. Just live long enough with a netflix gf and you will be OP one day realizing the only peace you find is the few minutes in the garage or driveway that separates Hell at work from Hell at home.

Sorry to hear this OP. I hope you believe me when I say I'm not rubbing it in, but when I arrive home I RUN inside to fire up the vape, grab an ice cold beer, and start poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115461)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: electric irate potus

Just recently came to the conclusion that this is true. Seriously considering never marrying/having kids at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115595)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: sick boistinker double fault

I've had some bad relationships, out of them now, but I decided to never get married/have kids. Maybe when I'm legit old, but for now I just do what I want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115659)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: electric irate potus

This is the path I'm going down. I don't really see myself loving again after this. Might eventually marry a nice girl who treats me right but is otherwise average looking and shitty in bed. At this point, that's probably the best I can hope for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115708)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:04 AM
Author: motley party of the first part national



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: bonkers giraffe

I am fuming with envy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27500002)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: garnet fiercely-loyal alpha stain

I'm still planning to have kids, but the last sentence of your poast gave me serious pause about doing so for the first time in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27500080)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

My wife is 180 I just don't want to see her face until 9 or 10pm. I think it would be awesome if we were in a long distance marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115710)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: twisted school gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115730)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: Doobsian gay dingle berry

Would it be awesome if during that long distance marriage she was getting some close distance dick from her coworker Thad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115900)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Gotta have trust man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116580)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Cobalt talented parlor

"Hi, I'm Thad," Chad lisped as he adjusted his boner while reading about Eric Holder's speech to the Ferguson protesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171647)



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Date: November 4th, 2014 2:54 PM
Author: Doobsian gay dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26647082)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed hall faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#39854174)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Bronze crusty regret property

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279071)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: exciting khaki stage

sad you for you bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115759)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:32 PM
Author: maize bespoke hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115769)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: Flickering stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27499995)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring pit corn cake

Seriously. I'll wait before going in if I'm finishing a story/song/podcast/etc but I'm genuinely stoked to get home and see my wifey even though we've been together for a billion years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279101)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 7:27 AM
Author: misanthropic contagious legal warrant

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31296665)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling volcanic crater people who are hurt

My notions about the value of the institution of marriage were seriously questioned at a young age. Just starting out in life I was seduced by, and had a lengthy affair with, a married woman. Until that time I had seen my own parents' marriage struggling to survive- they made it work, but it clearly took Herculean efforts on their part.

After the woman I was having an affair with and I were found out by her husband, his response was like, "You dumb ass! (to her) **I need you to sign off on my tax returns every year. Your getting caught doing this makes me wonder whether you're even fit to be my kept bitch anymore, ah hem, excuse me, my well provided for bride whom I adore**

I thought, Damn this husband and wife have got the whole marriage thing figured out. There was little physical intimacy in their marriage but they were mutually beholden to one another, and tolerably happy, for the most part. I contrasted that with what I had seen of marriage in my parents, and the so called sanctity of the institution was no more.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115863)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: pea-brained weed whacker hunting ground

If I could find a financially secure woman, I think this situation would be good.

I would just not come home until 1am and she was asleep. It was a running joke when I was a summer that I slept in the office, but really I was just there all the time so I did not have to see my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116110)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: Mustard menage crotch

R u non trad? Why'd you marry so young, if not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26122064)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Naked Frum Mexican

This is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115886)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: galvanic frisky wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116213)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Flickering stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119994)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed forum wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116223)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: topaz french chef principal's office

lol I just realized that my dad used to do this all the time. He'd have the radio blaring in his car while sitting in the driveway after arriving home. He told us that he wanted to hear the entire news report or listen to a call on a talk show before he turned off the car. I used to run out to the car and bang on the window and yell "Daddy, come inside!" lol, I never suspected that the sweet old man just wanted to get the fuck away from me and my family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115934)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

*sits in station wagon wearing polyester pants and a short sleeve button down shirt with a maroon clip on tie*

*takes a few harsh swigs of popov out of the discreet pint blending in with the vinyl interior*

*takes out pocket comb and gives the comb over a couple strokes and touches up the mustache*

*walks to door, holds the knob for a beat, rolls eyes and enters house of misery*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116203)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: hairraiser set cumskin

lolol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116338)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored yellow pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26118660)



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Date: September 11th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Lake lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26311162)



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Date: November 4th, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Doobsian gay dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26647086)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Translucent drunken whorehouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31064847)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: cracking aqua becky dysfunction

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31326030)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: Translucent drunken whorehouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#32972445)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: galvanic frisky wrinkle

Fuck,just realized my dad did this too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116215)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: hairraiser set cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116340)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Flickering stock car

this was everybody's dad my friend, everybody's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119163)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: arrogant sanctuary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121858)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 4:05 AM
Author: Charcoal Razzmatazz Shrine Headpube

mine did. then one day he forgot to come inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31296432)



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Date: April 29th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: comical mint elastic band space

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#35947170)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 8:43 PM
Author: irradiated base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38268900)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Lake lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116233)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Buck-toothed forum wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116312)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: lemon hyperventilating trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116429)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: Flickering stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26117215)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Charcoal Razzmatazz Shrine Headpube

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26118405)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: Domesticated church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26118737)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: stubborn insanely creepy coldplay fan

wtf. it doesnt have to be this bad.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26118741)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:44 AM
Author: Stimulating erotic school cafeteria

holy shitz... thread of the year candidate.... god damns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26118749)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: low-t tattoo pocket flask

fuck brother. fuck. some seRRious Qs:

how long had you been dating before marriage? how long have you been married? how long into the marriage before it became like this?

can you imagine being married to ANYONE, under ANY set of circumstances, and having the marriage NOT devolve to this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119110)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Flickering stock car

dated 4 years prior to marriage, 1 year, the day i moved in

If I married a woman 22-24 that doesn't make any money I could probably stave off the dissolution for several years but at some point around 30 she will make me wanna stay in the car for 10-15min upon arriving home no matter how cheerful she was or is



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119157)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: low-t tattoo pocket flask

How many times do you fuck/week?

~How old were you both when you got married?

Would you do it (get married at that age) again? If not, would you just wait longer, or would you be a bachelor 4 lyfe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119288)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: glittery corner mental disorder

plz respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119291)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: Flickering stock car

about .75 times a week

mid 30s

if i could, i would prefer to get married at 40, but i would still marry the same broad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119297)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: glittery corner mental disorder

Why did you get married (any peer pressure, chick preggers at the time, wanted to have kids)? u guys have kids yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119316)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Flickering stock car

because i literally couldn't do any better than a objective 7.5 (in make up), with a banging bod, who is cheerful, smart as a whip and makes several times the salary that i do.

kids on da way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119362)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:15 AM
Author: low-t tattoo pocket flask

ty for responding to my pestering Qs my dude. if not too intrusive/personal, plz objectively RATE the chances you will divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119355)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Flickering stock car

i think there is a very small likelihood we would get divorced. She gets on my nerves a lot, but all women do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119367)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: aquamarine sex offender plaza

I carpool with my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119159)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Flickering stock car

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119292)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:07 AM
Author: kink-friendly titillating prole area

You poor tortured soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119311)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: appetizing red stage roast beef

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26120013)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Henna marvelous water buffalo

how do you deal with this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121160)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: hairraiser set cumskin

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121224)



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Date: January 8th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: fighting deer antler

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#29549478)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: boyish nursing home

Are you still married?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280221)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: concupiscible locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34598207)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 5:53 PM
Author: 180 emerald partner black woman

more than any other thread, this one has me questioning the whole idea of getting married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121385)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: hairraiser set cumskin

Luckily I got out of my marriage after a year and a half. Best thing that ever happened to me. I never had to do the wait-in-the-car thing because I got home from law school before she got home from work.

If I was watching TV when she walked in the door she would start an argument with me, usually over how lazy I am. I could hear her coming in through the outside gate which gave me enough time to jump up, turn off the TV and start washing dishes. That prolonged the inevitable argument every night for up to an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121423)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: 180 emerald partner black woman

fuck bro. no kids, also?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121435)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: hairraiser set cumskin

Nope. I'm unscathed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121444)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: 180 emerald partner black woman

nice work.

the image of some guy just sitting in his car, staring at the garage door before going in...it's very depressing. Almost like out of a Cheever short story or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121455)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

sounds like she was really a witch, how come you didn't retaliate when she accuse you of being lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121452)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: hairraiser set cumskin

I did. Just prolongs the argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121582)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121638)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: hairraiser set cumskin

I hear ya, bro, but you have to trust me that it was a hopeless situation. I just remembered something about her. She wanted to start jogging to get into shape and wanted me to go running with her. So one day we go out running and I'm following behind her. She was jogging so fucking slow I was LITERALLY WALKING behind her. She turned around quickly before I could get back into my fake jog, and was raging pissed off at me. I think I blacked the rest of the night out of my memory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121751)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

She sounds like an absolutely awful person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121810)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: hairraiser set cumskin

It wasn't that she was a bad person. She was just really unhappy. I moved her out here from the east coast and only married her due to pressure from her parents to get them off my back.

She was a modern dancer, that was her college major, and when we got out here she joined this feminazi dance troupe. The dances I'd go watch at our undergrad was actually pretty cool. I honestly enjoyed them. This feminazi group though was torture. I remember this one dance where a girl did a solo dance around a ten foot tall prop tampon. It was supposed to be funny.

One of these shows I brought a friend of mine so I didn't have to sit through the shit alone. During the first intermission we ordered a beer and were still drinking it when the second act started. We just stayed put drinking our beer in the lobby area and were still drinking beer when they broke for the 2nd intermission. Someone said, "Hey, you guys got out here fast!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121850)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: sienna indecent hairy legs

Look, I just want to say your stuff is the best stuff I've read in a long time. It's so funny and I'm so happy you got out of that boring-ass sham of an arrangement called marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147144)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: rebellious thriller gaping

SECOND intermission of that shit?!

Good lord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30278792)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: smoky startled garrison circlehead

lol totally do the turn shit off thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121497)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 1:44 AM
Author: pontificating stirring sneaky criminal

My whole life, every woman I've been close to eventually won't stfu about how I'm a lazy POS: my mom, my then fiance, multiple gfs. Despite my cushing "laziness" I've been able to creat a life that is ten times better than any of them were able to make for themselves. Funny how that works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31326227)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 6:42 PM
Author: Adventurous Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#39854165)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: medicated trip mediation temple

why do women insist on poisoning everything around themselves with their unhappiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121426)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Provocative out-of-control casino laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38049420)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: pontificating stirring sneaky criminal

I came very close to getting married but I now know this will never ever happen. Threads like this confirm that decision.

Though it never come to this, I can relate to the feeling of sitting in the driveway/garage because there were times my fiance made me absolutely miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121547)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:55 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Did u get your ring back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121660)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: pontificating stirring sneaky criminal

old thread I know, but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26232711)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: impressive genital piercing

this. i still want kids though. regular sex was nice but not worth having a wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121827)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Vibrant Tanning Salon Patrolman

you made a good decision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#32972510)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Razzle Underhanded Cuckold

how do you wife-less bros plan to deal with social situations where it's a bunch of couples and then you're the old dude w/ no bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121842)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: impressive genital piercing

bring a gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121878)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Sexy home son of senegal

i know a bunch of unhappy married dudes IRL but i think xoxo just attracts a misanthropic, broken type who prob has no biz getting married in the first place, no matter how great the woman is. however, it does sound like some of you were/are married to awful women. i feel sorry for you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121935)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: impressive genital piercing

you're just trying to be optimistic b/c ur getting married soon. your husband will tire of you soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26122635)



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Date: September 11th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: massive travel guidebook market

maybe she can gun her way to being a good wife. e.g. robotic repetition of sloppy enthusiastic blowjobs. worked for piano

edit:nvm this is nutella, who rations out the nutt's per week. whatever her equivalent is, hidden wine taverns or w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26311463)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged personal credit line queen of the night

how many marriages end in divorce. how many more should?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147233)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: fighting deer antler

Lmao at homeless.

Only 60 more years like this to go, lil bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121950)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: judgmental beta toaster

I have never felt this way. Everyone needs space, but my wife is almost never unpleasant to be around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26122021)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Self-centered High-end Library Cuckoldry

[widower]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26122036)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: judgmental beta toaster

Married for 7 years bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26122044)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: azure elite lodge sound barrier

Lol, pictured this dude having a drink alone staring at the barrels in his living room that contain his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147170)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: azure elite lodge sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147262)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: primrose degenerate

Having young kids makes coming home 180. Kids are genuinely thrilled to see you come home each night. My three kids run for door at full speed screaming "Daddy's home!!!" and jockying for who gets to get the first hug. Highpoint of my day many days. I rush home for it.

Of course, they'll eventually become angsty pre-teen assholes, but it's great for now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147179)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine zombie-like institution halford

cr. it does piss my wife off to no end that babbydood screams at her all day then i come home and there is just unmitigated joy on its face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147477)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: galvanic frisky wrinkle

Pwnd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26232908)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Cobalt talented parlor

"My three kids run for door at full speed screaming "Daddy's home!!!" and jockying for who gets to get the first bad touch."

Fuckin sick dude what's wrong with you

EDIT: nice edit asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171813)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: galvanic frisky wrinkle

I remember doing that to my pops. He musta thought it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26232907)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Provocative out-of-control casino laser beams

i didn't have a "pops" :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26232920)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Mauve greedy blood rage

(black guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27500071)



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Date: November 4th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: fragrant idea he suggested theater

CR. It's also hilarious the stray day you walk into the middle of a toddler meltdown and then immediately the kid's mood does a complete 180. The mix of relief and resentment on her face is one of the best feelings in a marriage. I think that only works if you both actually love your kids though, so probably wouldn't apply to 99% of XO poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26647297)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

this underrated. my kid acts completely chill around me and fucking goes ape shit with the old lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#36106358)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: bonkers giraffe

Cr, but when we had 2 kids under 2 it was fucking all misery no joy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27500056)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: bonkers giraffe

I take it back!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280068)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: bonkers giraffe

3 kids under 5....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#32972498)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Vigorous yarmulke scourge upon the earth

purposely didn't click on this thread the first time i saw it because i wanted to let it marinate and develop its flavor.

i was so right.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171708)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

U got some impressive restraint my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171847)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: maniacal associate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171939)



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Date: September 11th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

Sat in the my driveway 40 minutes today listening to sports radio. I'm surprised my wife didn't call me around minute number 15 to ask what I was doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26310914)



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Date: September 11th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Amethyst Location Sandwich

She used that time to make sure Darnell was safely out the back door (pun intended).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26311125)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 3:58 AM
Author: Mischievous passionate den

That's more of a double entendre than a pun, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31296426)



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Date: September 11th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: massive travel guidebook market

bump 4 twisty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26311467)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Charcoal Razzmatazz Shrine Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26691584)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: onyx racy quadroon incel

I only do this if there's something interesting on the radio as I roll in the garage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27500113)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: cheese-eating mood filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30277995)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 6:15 AM
Author: Charcoal Razzmatazz Shrine Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30278352)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 8:07 AM
Author: rebellious thriller gaping

Can't. Wife comes out and screams at me to take the kid now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30278610)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: spectacular ticket booth kitty

(hillary supporter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30278702)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: awkward cerebral persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279966)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: abusive fat ankles love of her life

I'm wondering if I belong here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30278969)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Obsidian demanding chad electric furnace

you know it's grim when gay racist bodybuilders have better marriages than you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279021)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: abusive fat ankles love of her life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279038)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: idiotic abnormal antidepressant drug senate

LOL i did the exact same thing in high school. I'd get off work, and get super stoned before going over to my GFs house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279110)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: ruby floppy dilemma

I work all day at a job that is completely meaningless (BIGLAW!!!). I drive an hour to and from home to get there each day. The job pays very well, so who the fuck cares. After an hour-long commune, I jump the fuck out of the car and race into the house. I am greeted by the smiling faces of two small boys that love me and think I am fucking superman. My wife also had a long day at work, but she smiles at me and gives me a hug, and says (with nothing but genuine sincerity) that she is happy to see me. We eat dinner together and then we spend time together as a family. Getting home is the best part of any day.

You sit in a car. You are doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279274)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: cheese-eating mood filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279300)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: abusive fat ankles love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279931)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:07 PM
Author: idiotic abnormal antidepressant drug senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279948)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: Bisexual lilac theatre ratface

(Good little cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280150)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Curious soggy indian lodge internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280248)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Saffron Abode Community Account

Sometimes when I get home my wife will sneak me in pst the kids so we can go up stairs for a few moments before the kids bombard me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280288)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Flickering stock car

LJL at your shitty commute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30281646)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: fighting deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30281654)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: gold mentally impaired center

tcr.

the most important decision you make in life is not your career, or what you eat, it's who you marry. my wife is 180. thank god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30281765)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant Saffron Abode Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30281772)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: excitant flesh site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31296629)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: dark karate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#32972512)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor

This thread gets me every fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280225)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Rigpig

Lol, my dad used to honk from the garage and have my mom and siblings and i come out to listen to the cool/funny thing that was on the radio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280294)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: White hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280366)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Supple Selfie Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38049345)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: diverse tank

0. I generally pick my wife up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280354)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: White hell

Oh it is you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280374)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: White hell

This thread makes me feel better about my dad not being around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280372)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 7:28 AM
Author: misanthropic contagious legal warrant

this thread, like many other, makes me SO GLAD I'M INTO DOODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31296667)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 12:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aphrodisiac heaven idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31295810)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 4:02 AM
Author: Charcoal Razzmatazz Shrine Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31296428)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Charcoal Razzmatazz Shrine Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31298735)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 12:51 AM
Author: lascivious carnelian university coffee pot

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31326024)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: lascivious carnelian university coffee pot

10 mins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31326056)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Adventurous Rigpig

what do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31326066)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Tanning Salon Patrolman

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#32972502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: laughsome marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34597995)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Aromatic wild keepsake machete

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34598018)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Tripping Mind-boggling Toilet Seat Cuck

Jfc I'm never getting married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34598272)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: concupiscible locale

Dudes who do this: is there anything that would make you stop & want to enter home immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34598285)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Translucent drunken whorehouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34783884)



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Date: April 29th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Translucent drunken whorehouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#35947070)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Translucent drunken whorehouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#36881532)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: Aggressive Kitchen Mad Cow Disease

When I was married I would grab a shooter of flavorerd vodka from the corner liquor store and down it in the lobby of my building and wait 5-10min playing on my phone , waiting for it to kick in before going upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38049430)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Scarlet Nubile Masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38049577)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 1:06 PM
Author: silver fantasy-prone piazza lettuce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9a34xfL32Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38049449)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: vivacious resort trump supporter

Wow. Pathetic. This thread makes me love my wife and baby more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38720889)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#39854148)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 6:43 PM
Author: Sooty big old irish cottage famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#39854166)



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Date: March 23rd, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: heady native half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#46086560)