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Emerald excitant tattoo
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post in question: Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27,...
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1800000 Who wrote this?
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: Emerald excitant tattoo

http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/1386-autoadmit-gleanings/page__st__80

ctrl+f schnoz or scroll down to post #88. click through to the link, it's not there anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633557)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: Emerald excitant tattoo

post in question:

Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27, of the Upper East Side, is marrying Madeleine "Numbah Two" Chen, 26, of Brooklyn.

Ari attended Stuyvesant High School, where he graduated as one of the 54 valedictorians of his class. He then went on to Yale University, where he majored in economics, and Yale Law School. He served as a judicial clerk to judge Guido Calabresi of the Second Circuit, and is now an associate at the law firm Cravath, Swaine, and Moore. Ari enjoys tentacle hentai, days without asthma attacks, and cuckolding. Ari is the son of Moishe and Rachel Goldberg. Moishe is a cardiovascular surgeon at NYU Hospital, and Rachel serves as a director of a nonprofit foundation, JewGelt.

Madeleine attended Brooklyn Technical High School, where she achieved one of the school's highest GPAs in history and earned mild praise from her parents. Madeleine was then accepted to Yale University, earning her the family nickname "Numbah Two." Madeleine studied computer science and mathematics while at Yale, where she met Ari. Madeleine enjoys numbers, single-stitching, and writing fanfiction about Harvard. She is the daughter of rice farmers Woo-Long and Shar-Pei of Hubei Province, China.

"Initially we met in the student union," recalls Ari. "I had run out of my nebulizer medication, and Maddy saw me struggling to breathe. As it turns out, she had a prescription for the same medication--it was love at first wheeze."

Madeleine recounts the story a little differently: "Ari come to me and say 'I like fried rice.' I no understand him and study math very hard. He put hands where my breasts should be. In my culture that means marriage."

Ari and Madeleine will be wed next Saturday at Bridgewaters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633562)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: sepia state

1800000

Who wrote this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876376)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Ebony deranged hairy legs indian lodge

Askav. He was underrated as a withering social observer and satirist of urban elite UMC striver circles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876398)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Jet temple



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: Emerald excitant tattoo

, askav lisped to his mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876417)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 7:05 PM
Author: Racy native



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: sepia state

he was 180 we ran a berkeley/stanford meme one night with ACR

does he still post now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876623)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Talented carnelian property

A top poaster

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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:57 AM
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He's always underrated.

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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:43 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:26 PM
Author: Talented carnelian property

180^180

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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:19 PM
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:20 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2021 3:36 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:48 AM
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Date: February 28th, 2022 1:22 PM
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second to last para always gets me

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Date: May 18th, 2022 5:50 AM
Author: Talented carnelian property

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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:48 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Emerald excitant tattoo



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:54 PM
Author: Medicated Brunch

shut the fuck up you deranged geek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633605)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Emerald excitant tattoo

kill yourself shitmod. you literally mod this forum FOR FREE you pathetic faggit

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Date: November 2nd, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: Emerald excitant tattoo



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: Flirting dull church love of her life

wtf rach, put an end to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636656)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:22 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2014 9:10 PM
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Date: November 5th, 2014 10:17 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:02 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Big roast beef gaming laptop

JFC. Who are the current mods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29034037)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:04 PM
Author: Emerald excitant tattoo



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: sepia state

Whoever shitmodded this shud be asskicked

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Chartreuse Candlestick Maker Dingle Berry

banned forever too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876377)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Emerald excitant tattoo

He was banned, but in rach's xo, he can just post as "not banned"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876393)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: sepia state



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:54 AM
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 8:22 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:38 PM
Author: Talented carnelian property

This

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling violent den

that poast was devastating on a number of levels

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Jet temple



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Chartreuse Candlestick Maker Dingle Berry

there was a 180 comic that illustrated this poast in that thread

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: sepia state

"was" ?

its still there

http://i.imgur.com/cTWqu.png

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:14 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:22 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Jet temple

whoever shitmodded it deserves summary execution by a firing STIM squad

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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:49 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:44 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2022 6:37 PM
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