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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/1386-autoadmit-gleanings/page__st__80 ctrl+f schnoz or scroll down to post #88. click through to the link, it's not there anymore. |
Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor post in question: Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27, of the Upper East Side, is marrying Madeleine "Numbah Two" Chen, 26, of Brooklyn.
Ari attended Stuyvesant High School, where he graduated as one of the 54 valedictorians of his class. He then went on to Yale University, where he majored in economics, and Yale Law School. He served as a judicial clerk to judge Guido Calabresi of the Second Circuit, and is now an associate at the law firm Cravath, Swaine, and Moore. Ari enjoys tentacle hentai, days without asthma attacks, and cuckolding. Ari is the son of Moishe and Rachel Goldberg. Moishe is a cardiovascular surgeon at NYU Hospital, and Rachel serves as a director of a nonprofit foundation, JewGelt.
Madeleine attended Brooklyn Technical High School, where she achieved one of the school's highest GPAs in history and earned mild praise from her parents. Madeleine was then accepted to Yale University, earning her the family nickname "Numbah Two." Madeleine studied computer science and mathematics while at Yale, where she met Ari. Madeleine enjoys numbers, single-stitching, and writing fanfiction about Harvard. She is the daughter of rice farmers Woo-Long and Shar-Pei of Hubei Province, China.
"Initially we met in the student union," recalls Ari. "I had run out of my nebulizer medication, and Maddy saw me struggling to breathe. As it turns out, she had a prescription for the same medication--it was love at first wheeze."
Madeleine recounts the story a little differently: "Ari come to me and say 'I like fried rice.' I no understand him and study math very hard. He put hands where my breasts should be. In my culture that means marriage."
Ari and Madeleine will be wed next Saturday at Bridgewaters. |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: Arrogant Razzle-dazzle Church Juggernaut 1800000
Who wrote this? |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:10 PM Author: indecent flatulent shrine kitty Askav. He was underrated as a withering social observer and satirist of urban elite UMC striver circles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876398) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: Useless Bossy Pozpig Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876412) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:13 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor , askav lisped to his mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876417) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 7:05 PM Author: Primrose Regret Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876776) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:43 PM Author: Arrogant Razzle-dazzle Church Juggernaut he was 180 we ran a berkeley/stanford meme one night with ACR
does he still post now? |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:48 PM Author: flushed effete community account jap A top poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876662) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:57 AM Author: High-end Yellow Hospital He's always underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922833) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM Author: Appetizing amethyst toilet seat institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922937) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:43 AM Author: flushed effete community account jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661622) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:26 PM Author: flushed effete community account jap 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876489) |
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Cocky Turquoise Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344000) |
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:20 PM Author: Disturbing mahogany address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344002) |
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:23 PM Author: Irradiated Brilliant Theater Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344019) |
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Date: December 18th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43631906) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:48 AM Author: Sienna razzle senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661627) |
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Date: February 28th, 2022 1:22 PM Author: Dark Set second to last para always gets me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44053731) |
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Date: May 18th, 2022 5:50 AM Author: flushed effete community account jap PERFECT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44531336) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:48 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633574) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:52 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633594) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:54 PM Author: thriller twinkling philosopher-king hairy legs shut the fuck up you deranged geek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633605) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:55 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor kill yourself shitmod. you literally mod this forum FOR FREE you pathetic faggit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633617) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 3:05 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633694) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:20 PM Author: Vigorous free-loading codepig tanning salon wtf rach, put an end to this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636656) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:22 PM Author: brass foreskin range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636673) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26642490) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 10:17 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26657316) |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:02 AM Author: jet-lagged spectacular cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29033912) |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:23 AM Author: Cruel-hearted misanthropic turdskin chapel JFC. Who are the current mods? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29034037) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:04 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876364) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: Arrogant Razzle-dazzle Church Juggernaut Whoever shitmodded this shud be asskicked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876372) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:06 PM Author: nofapping round eye filthpig banned forever too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876377) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:09 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor He was banned, but in rach's xo, he can just post as "not banned" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876393) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:57 PM Author: Arrogant Razzle-dazzle Church Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876721) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:54 AM Author: bronze multi-colored sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922829) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 8:22 AM Author: Deranged Costumed Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661713) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:38 PM Author: flushed effete community account jap This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876568) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:08 PM Author: Alcoholic Avocado Trailer Park Nowag that poast was devastating on a number of levels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876385) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: Useless Bossy Pozpig Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876413) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: nofapping round eye filthpig there was a 180 comic that illustrated this poast in that thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876411) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: Arrogant Razzle-dazzle Church Juggernaut "was" ?
its still there
http://i.imgur.com/cTWqu.png |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:14 PM Author: unholy sneaky criminal crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876429) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:22 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876467) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: Useless Bossy Pozpig Faggot Firefighter whoever shitmodded it deserves summary execution by a firing STIM squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876679) |
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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:49 PM Author: flushed effete community account jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#36240881) |
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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:36 PM Author: violet boistinker site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#34534258) |
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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: flushed effete community account jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#34534270) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:53 AM Author: White histrionic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922827) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:44 AM Author: Trip resort also “eggs sizzling / ova fizzling” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661624) |
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Date: December 29th, 2021 10:54 AM Author: Deranged Costumed Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43693852) |
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Date: February 20th, 2022 6:37 PM Author: Ivory location fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44000089) |