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http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/1386-autoadmit-gleanings/page...
Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  11/02/14
post in question: Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27,...
Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  11/02/14
1800000 Who wrote this?
soul-stirring trailer park
  02/20/16
Askav. He was underrated as a withering social observer and ...
aggressive selfie
  02/20/16
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excitant mexican lodge
  02/20/16
, askav lisped to his mom
Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  02/20/16
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cobalt crusty ceo box office
  02/20/16
he was 180 we ran a berkeley/stanford meme one night with AC...
soul-stirring trailer park
  02/20/16
A top poaster
Wonderful temple hairy legs
  02/20/16
He's always underrated.
hyperactive piazza
  04/26/18
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Stubborn queen of the night
  04/26/18
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Wonderful temple hairy legs
  12/23/21
180^180
Wonderful temple hairy legs
  02/20/16
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orange keepsake machete
  10/28/21
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Beady-eyed misanthropic main people garrison
  10/28/21
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supple blood rage
  10/28/21
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Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  12/18/21
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plum yarmulke rehab
  12/23/21
second to last para always gets me
Swashbuckling doctorate range
  02/28/22
PERFECT
Wonderful temple hairy legs
  05/18/22
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Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  11/02/14
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Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  11/02/14
shut the fuck up you deranged geek
Charismatic trust fund
  11/02/14
kill yourself shitmod. you literally mod this forum FOR FRE...
Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  11/02/14
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Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  11/02/14
wtf rach, put an end to this.
Sepia marvelous antidepressant drug
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fragrant corner fanboi
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Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  11/03/14
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Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  11/05/14
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White Aromatic Kitchen Internal Respiration
  10/24/15
JFC. Who are the current mods?
Gold Contagious Persian Address
  10/24/15
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Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  02/20/16
Whoever shitmodded this shud be asskicked
soul-stirring trailer park
  02/20/16
banned forever too
appetizing feces
  02/20/16
He was banned, but in rach's xo, he can just post as "n...
Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  02/20/16
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soul-stirring trailer park
  02/20/16
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Floppy Plaza Personal Credit Line
  04/26/18
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cowardly bawdyhouse newt
  12/23/21
This
Wonderful temple hairy legs
  02/20/16
that poast was devastating on a number of levels
Lemon gaped office
  02/20/16
...
excitant mexican lodge
  02/20/16
there was a 180 comic that illustrated this poast in that th...
appetizing feces
  02/20/16
"was" ? its still there http://i.imgur.com/c...
soul-stirring trailer park
  02/20/16
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razzmatazz deranged space
  02/20/16
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Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
  02/20/16
whoever shitmodded it deserves summary execution by a firing...
excitant mexican lodge
  02/20/16
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Wonderful temple hairy legs
  06/13/18
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Cerise drunken library becky
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Cerise drunken library becky
  10/26/17
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Wonderful temple hairy legs
  10/26/17
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Magical dashing dopamine
  04/26/18
also “eggs sizzling / ova fizzling”
galvanic incel
  12/23/21
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cowardly bawdyhouse newt
  12/29/21
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Citrine Principal's Office Rigor
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor

http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/1386-autoadmit-gleanings/page__st__80

ctrl+f schnoz or scroll down to post #88. click through to the link, it's not there anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633557)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor

post in question:

Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27, of the Upper East Side, is marrying Madeleine "Numbah Two" Chen, 26, of Brooklyn.

Ari attended Stuyvesant High School, where he graduated as one of the 54 valedictorians of his class. He then went on to Yale University, where he majored in economics, and Yale Law School. He served as a judicial clerk to judge Guido Calabresi of the Second Circuit, and is now an associate at the law firm Cravath, Swaine, and Moore. Ari enjoys tentacle hentai, days without asthma attacks, and cuckolding. Ari is the son of Moishe and Rachel Goldberg. Moishe is a cardiovascular surgeon at NYU Hospital, and Rachel serves as a director of a nonprofit foundation, JewGelt.

Madeleine attended Brooklyn Technical High School, where she achieved one of the school's highest GPAs in history and earned mild praise from her parents. Madeleine was then accepted to Yale University, earning her the family nickname "Numbah Two." Madeleine studied computer science and mathematics while at Yale, where she met Ari. Madeleine enjoys numbers, single-stitching, and writing fanfiction about Harvard. She is the daughter of rice farmers Woo-Long and Shar-Pei of Hubei Province, China.

"Initially we met in the student union," recalls Ari. "I had run out of my nebulizer medication, and Maddy saw me struggling to breathe. As it turns out, she had a prescription for the same medication--it was love at first wheeze."

Madeleine recounts the story a little differently: "Ari come to me and say 'I like fried rice.' I no understand him and study math very hard. He put hands where my breasts should be. In my culture that means marriage."

Ari and Madeleine will be wed next Saturday at Bridgewaters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633562)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring trailer park

1800000

Who wrote this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876376)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: aggressive selfie

Askav. He was underrated as a withering social observer and satirist of urban elite UMC striver circles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876398)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: excitant mexican lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876412)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor

, askav lisped to his mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876417)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 7:05 PM
Author: cobalt crusty ceo box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876776)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring trailer park

he was 180 we ran a berkeley/stanford meme one night with ACR

does he still post now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876623)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Wonderful temple hairy legs

A top poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876662)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:57 AM
Author: hyperactive piazza

He's always underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922833)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: Stubborn queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922937)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:43 AM
Author: Wonderful temple hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661622)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:26 PM
Author: Wonderful temple hairy legs

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876489)



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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: orange keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344000)



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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed misanthropic main people garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344002)



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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:23 PM
Author: supple blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344019)



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Date: December 18th, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43631906)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: plum yarmulke rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661627)



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Date: February 28th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling doctorate range

second to last para always gets me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44053731)



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Date: May 18th, 2022 5:50 AM
Author: Wonderful temple hairy legs

PERFECT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44531336)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:48 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633574)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633594)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:54 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund

shut the fuck up you deranged geek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633605)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor

kill yourself shitmod. you literally mod this forum FOR FREE you pathetic faggit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633617)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633694)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: Sepia marvelous antidepressant drug

wtf rach, put an end to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636656)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: fragrant corner fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636673)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26642490)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26657316)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: White Aromatic Kitchen Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29033912)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Gold Contagious Persian Address

JFC. Who are the current mods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29034037)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:04 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876364)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring trailer park

Whoever shitmodded this shud be asskicked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876372)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: appetizing feces

banned forever too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876377)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor

He was banned, but in rach's xo, he can just post as "not banned"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876393)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876721)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:54 AM
Author: Floppy Plaza Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922829)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 8:22 AM
Author: cowardly bawdyhouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661713)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:38 PM
Author: Wonderful temple hairy legs

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876568)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Lemon gaped office

that poast was devastating on a number of levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876385)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: excitant mexican lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876413)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: appetizing feces

there was a 180 comic that illustrated this poast in that thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876411)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring trailer park

"was" ?

its still there

http://i.imgur.com/cTWqu.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876683)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz deranged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876429)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876467)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: excitant mexican lodge

whoever shitmodded it deserves summary execution by a firing STIM squad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876679)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Wonderful temple hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#36240881)



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Date: June 5th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Cerise drunken library becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#30628126)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Cerise drunken library becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#34534258)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Wonderful temple hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#34534270)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: Magical dashing dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922827)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:44 AM
Author: galvanic incel

also “eggs sizzling / ova fizzling”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661624)



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Date: December 29th, 2021 10:54 AM
Author: cowardly bawdyhouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43693852)



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Date: February 20th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: Citrine Principal's Office Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44000089)