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'You might be a lib IF. . .' *Jeff Foxworthy voice*

*laughs*
aggressive red jew
  11/14/14
If YOU THINK a tranny is a kinda gender rather than a part o...
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
*pan to yokel in audience literally slapping his knee*
Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
If you've seen a TRIGGER WARNING... and you don't have a gun...
Insane Brunch
  11/14/14
...
Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
there is no 'then' or 'just', man. u need to study ur foxwor...
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
pretty sure i've heard him do "just might be" to s...
Insane Brunch
  11/14/14
bro don't get fancy with it, let's nail the fundamentals
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
...
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  11/14/14
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  11/20/14
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aggressive red jew
  11/14/14
...
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  06/22/17
IF YOU'VE ever caught the garter belt . . . at a GAY WEDDING...
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
*audience erupts*
Lilac Beta University
  11/14/14
he should actually do this. it would probably go over with h...
Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
...
Beady-eyed messiness kitchen
  08/27/16
If YOU'VE seen GIRLS with LENA Dunham, but not ACHMED with J...
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
lol
Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
...
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  11/14/14
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IF ya smoke reefer past the age of seventeen, ya might be a ...
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  11/14/14
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Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
If your PANTS hang down the CRACK OF YOUR ASS, and you ain't...
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
If you think a NASCAR is an alternative to a GAS CAR . . . Y...
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
...
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If a "Q" is a letter in your name instead of a sti...
Heady indirect expression
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lol
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  11/14/14
...
aggressive red jew
  11/14/14
Quincy bros MAF
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  08/27/16
Now... (pauses for audience laughter from previous joke) now...
Lilac Beta University
  11/14/14
lol how did i miss this one
aggressive red jew
  11/14/14
...
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Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
If you drive a PRIUS (pause, clapping). . . to the UNEMPLOYM...
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
ty
aggressive red jew
  11/14/14
good work
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Beady-eyed messiness kitchen
  08/27/16
If someone calls you LANCE, and the next word out of their m...
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
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...
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Harsh charismatic mood pit
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Seedy Chocolate Lay Kitty
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  06/22/17
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  06/22/17
If you've ever written a PERSONAL CHECK and made it out to Y...
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  11/14/14
and there goes the thread
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Beady-eyed messiness kitchen
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If you WHISTLE DIXIE and expect a CHIHUAHUA to come runnin' ...
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  11/14/14
If you're in a Cabela's and someone asks you for an OVER/UND...
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Beady-eyed messiness kitchen
  08/27/16
"If you can then go FIND the 12 GAUGE . . . and fit it ...
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Nofapping irradiated locus genital piercing
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"If you join an environmentalist organization because y...
Low-t boyish round eye
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  11/15/14
If you have sex with your wife (long pause for laughter) and...
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  11/14/14
lol not really something he'd say but funny nonetheless
Low-t boyish round eye
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...
Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
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Nofapping irradiated locus genital piercing
  11/14/14
"If you have a ring THROUGH YOUR NOSE . . . but won't p...
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
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ocher alcoholic newt clown
  08/27/16
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  11/14/14
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Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
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180 poast despite the shitty punchline
Hairraiser casino
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Low-t boyish round eye
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Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
"If someone asks you to put on some country music . . ....
Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
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Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
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180
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  11/15/14
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honey-headed chapel ceo
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"If your wife wears the pants in the house, but can't f...
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  11/15/14
"If you've got more letters after your name than you do...
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Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
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Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
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Low-t boyish round eye
  11/14/14
...
Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
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  11/20/14
If you are asked to spell your last name and you say t...
Learning disabled cracking halford
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Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
If I say the phrase Skinny Jeans and you think about your wa...
Heady indirect expression
  11/14/14
...
Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple
  11/14/14
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  11/15/14
If you go to Starbucks and the barista knows your usual is a...
Heady indirect expression
  11/14/14
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Pungent Field Main People
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Low-t boyish round eye
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Low-t boyish round eye
  11/16/14
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Hairraiser casino
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Dun histrionic native
  06/22/17
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  06/22/17
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: aggressive red jew

*laughs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713682)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

If YOU THINK a tranny is a kinda gender rather than a part on your CAR! . . . You might be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713685)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple

*pan to yokel in audience literally slapping his knee*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713688)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Insane Brunch

If you've seen a TRIGGER WARNING... and you don't have a gun in the house to safety, then you just might be... a liberal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713695)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713697)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:24 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

there is no 'then' or 'just', man. u need to study ur foxworthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713702)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Insane Brunch

pretty sure i've heard him do "just might be" to switch up the rhythm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713708)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

bro don't get fancy with it, let's nail the fundamentals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713716)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: fighting dilemma idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714895)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: racy azure address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26761032)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: aggressive red jew

cr, me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713757)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:42 AM
Author: Dun histrionic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615652)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

IF YOU'VE ever caught the garter belt . . . at a GAY WEDDING . . . YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713698)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:24 AM
Author: Lilac Beta University

*audience erupts*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713703)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:24 AM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple

he should actually do this. it would probably go over with his audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713704)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed messiness kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277065)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

If YOU'VE seen GIRLS with LENA Dunham, but not ACHMED with JEFF Dunham (long pause for applause) . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713715)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713717)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Infuriating Provocative Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718714)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser casino

180, masterfully crafted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720848)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Wonderful Narrow-minded Area Striped Hyena

IF ya smoke reefer past the age of seventeen, ya might be a LIBERAL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713720)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:30 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713724)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:30 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

If your PANTS hang down the CRACK OF YOUR ASS, and you ain't got a plunger in your hand? YOU MIGHT be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713727)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:31 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

If you think a NASCAR is an alternative to a GAS CAR . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713731)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Crystalline voyeur background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713738)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:34 AM
Author: Heady indirect expression

If a "Q" is a letter in your name instead of a stick you pick up playing pool at the bar, you might be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713744)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713754)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 6:50 AM
Author: aggressive red jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714536)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Nofapping irradiated locus genital piercing

Quincy bros MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714883)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:26 AM
Author: ocher alcoholic newt clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277073)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: Lilac Beta University

Now... (pauses for audience laughter from previous joke) now... now fellas, if TRAY-von gave you a HARD-on... ya'll might just be a shitlib, per-HAPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713751)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 6:49 AM
Author: aggressive red jew

lol

how did i miss this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714535)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:55 AM
Author: Harsh charismatic mood pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714828)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718747)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

If you drive a PRIUS (pause, clapping). . . to the UNEMPLOYMENT office (laughter) . . . on a SUNDAY (howling / woos / disapproval) . . . while the GAME is on (oh he zagged when you were thinking zig), YOU MIGHT be a redneck. (audience loses their shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713752)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:39 AM
Author: aggressive red jew

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713763)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 10:43 AM
Author: Seedy Chocolate Lay Kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714980)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed messiness kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277066)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:48 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

If someone calls you LANCE, and the next word out of their mouth isn't CORPORAL . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713789)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:49 AM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple

gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713794)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: tripping house-broken mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714600)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:55 AM
Author: Harsh charismatic mood pit



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Date: November 14th, 2014 10:43 AM
Author: Seedy Chocolate Lay Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714982)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: translucent cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714995)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: slate electric mexican crotch



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:14 PM
Author: Mahogany Market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26722406)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: Harsh charismatic mood pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#27125713)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#29059568)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Flatulent greedy haunted graveyard



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:44 AM
Author: Ruddy slap-happy french chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615654)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: slate electric mexican crotch



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Brindle jewess nowag

If you've ever written a PERSONAL CHECK and made it out to YOUR PRIVILEGE . . .

you might be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26715287)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Lime gas station gay wizard

and there goes the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26715347)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Motley therapy potus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26715349)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718660)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: slate electric mexican crotch



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718749)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720856)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:40 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

If you think a CARHARTT is something that you get INSURANCE for . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal. (laughter, pause) I know some of y'all want insurance for them too. (clapping)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718689)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed messiness kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277067)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

If you WHISTLE DIXIE and expect a CHIHUAHUA to come runnin' . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718713)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:45 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

If you're in a Cabela's and someone asks you for an OVER/UNDER 12 GAUGE . . . (woos) . . . and you take the OVER! (howling) . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal. (pause, dwindling clapping) (imitating: "Gotta be more than twelve, right?")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718725)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed messiness kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277069)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

"If you can then go FIND the 12 GAUGE . . . and fit it through yer eaaaaarloooooobe . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718737)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718752)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Nofapping irradiated locus genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719851)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

"If you join an environmentalist organization because you think we have to save the grease monkeys . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718757)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Abnormal Nibblets Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720859)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled cracking halford

If you have sex with your wife (long pause for laughter) and then he cries rape. You might be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718764)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

lol not really something he'd say but funny nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718791)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718794)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Nofapping irradiated locus genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719853)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

"If you have a ring THROUGH YOUR NOSE . . . but won't put one ON . . . YOUR . . . FINGER." (thunderous applause, JF raises arms to conduct audience in unison: "YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718783)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple

amen!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718801)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26722480)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:28 AM
Author: ocher alcoholic newt clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277074)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

"If you think 'The Reason for the Season' . . . (pregnant pause) . . . is GLOBAL WARMING . . . ." (boos) "You ain't no good to me." (outrageous applause)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718805)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

"If you think a manger scene is something you get TREATED at the VET . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal." (scattered applause) "Y'all are thinkin' 'bout that one, ain't ya?" (laughter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718827)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718835)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser casino

180 poast despite the shitty punchline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720863)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: tripping house-broken mental disorder

If you think Jesus is that nice hardworking fella who mows your lawn, you might be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718859)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718863)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718866)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

"If someone asks you to put on some country music . . . and you say, 'Which?' . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718862)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple

lol A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718867)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: claret frisky doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718971)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:28 AM
Author: crimson roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720849)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: honey-headed chapel ceo

lol, fuck listening to world music on NPR right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26722355)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:15 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

lol pwned bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26722413)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed messiness kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277063)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:29 AM
Author: ocher alcoholic newt clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277075)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: diverse home pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31280406)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring business firm people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615660)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: slate electric mexican crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615724)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 5:43 AM
Author: glittery electric furnace hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#37985455)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

"If you have an iPhone on 4G and a savings account on 1G . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal." (wild laughter) "C'mon now, you might be in this audience, too." (add'l laughter, clapping) "There are some men who ain't clappin' because they brought their wives with 'em."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718880)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: Wonderful Narrow-minded Area Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720860)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

"If your wife wears the pants in the house, but can't fit into yours . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal." (howling) "I ain't callin' y'alls wives fat hear, I'm saying y'all might could size up once in y'alls jeans." (clapping) "That ain't a flattering silhouette, fellas." (further clapping) ". . . For most of you." (women wooing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718926)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718932)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: laughsome senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26722434)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

"If you've got more letters after your name than you do in a varsity sport . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718967)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: Pungent Field Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26728040)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

btw, this is actually really enjoyable guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvPCcYrBg5s

for those of you who haven't heard his act (shame on you, he's a cultural touchstone), i think hearing this will give a new character to all the posts ITT and hopefully spur some ideas of your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718972)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719006)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

this is actually really fucking funny, i'm LMAOing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719045)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719186)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine house

god, I miss the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26761062)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Learning disabled cracking halford

If you are asked to spell your last name and you say the letters H Y P H E N you might be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719153)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719182)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Heady indirect expression

If I say the phrase Skinny Jeans and you think about your wardrobe instead of some cute southern gal name Jean..............you might be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719169)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Umber embarrassed to the bone mediation temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719184)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: laughsome senate

This one is awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26722446)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Heady indirect expression

If you go to Starbucks and the barista knows your usual is a Grande Mocha Spiced Latte Frappuccino with Chai Latte Cream No Whip Extra Sugar........You might be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719198)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: erotic base dopamine

Awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615676)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Brindle jewess nowag

If you got more hyphens in your last name than letters in your first name... you might be a liberal.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719219)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: bateful mad cow disease liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719978)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:13 AM
Author: galvanic cowardly selfie

If the only person you thank for their service is your tennis instructor... You might be a liberal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720430)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:09 AM
Author: Pungent Field Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26728054)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:18 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720826)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:26 AM
Author: Crystalline voyeur background story

lol @ this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720843)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 1:49 AM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26727899)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser casino

cannonade of modesty on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720867)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye

ty bro i do what i can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26722317)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: honey-headed chapel ceo

Saved the thread after OP revealed a stunning ignorance of Jeff Foxworthy's standup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26722357)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser casino



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Motley therapy potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26731732)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Low-t boyish round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26760994)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: Dun histrionic native



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Date: October 28th, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Vibrant Toilet Seat

If you love CLOCK BOY as much as BOK CHOI...well then you just might be a liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#29059659)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit athletic conference

If you're equally disgusted by WHITE BREAD and WHITE PRIVILEGE, you might be a liberal.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#29059793)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:10 AM
Author: Lavender tattoo hissy fit



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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed messiness kitchen

ljl tp has a perfect ear for these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277072)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 6:47 PM
Author: ocher alcoholic newt clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31280393)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Unholy unhinged police squad useless brakes

If you have a college degree, don't live in a shithole, and have a job....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31280398)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Dun histrionic native

risten... i have a good sensur humor...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615656)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: slate electric mexican crotch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615726)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 6:42 AM
Author: Frozen Locale

You have a graduate degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#37985492)