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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:19 AM Author: Bright marvelous pisswyrm sneaky criminal *laughs* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713682) |
Date: November 14th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann If YOU THINK a tranny is a kinda gender rather than a part on your CAR! . . . You might be a liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713685) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: floppy lay *pan to yokel in audience literally slapping his knee* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713688) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:22 AM Author: Adventurous ruddy station fortuitous meteor If you've seen a TRIGGER WARNING... and you don't have a gun in the house to safety, then you just might be... a liberal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713695) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:22 AM Author: floppy lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713697) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:24 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann there is no 'then' or 'just', man. u need to study ur foxworthy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713702) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:25 AM Author: Adventurous ruddy station fortuitous meteor pretty sure i've heard him do "just might be" to switch up the rhythm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713708) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:28 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann bro don't get fancy with it, let's nail the fundamentals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713716) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Frozen primrose friendly grandma circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714895) |
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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: low-t unholy volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26761032) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:36 AM Author: Bright marvelous pisswyrm sneaky criminal cr, me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713757) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:42 AM Author: aggressive disgusting parlour jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615652) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:22 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann IF YOU'VE ever caught the garter belt . . . at a GAY WEDDING . . . YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713698) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:24 AM Author: laughsome amethyst field *audience erupts* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713703) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:24 AM Author: floppy lay he should actually do this. it would probably go over with his audience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713704) |
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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:20 AM Author: Costumed Offensive Stage Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277065) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:27 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann If YOU'VE seen GIRLS with LENA Dunham, but not ACHMED with JEFF Dunham (long pause for applause) . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713715) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:28 AM Author: floppy lay lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713717) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: awkward regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718714) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:28 AM Author: House-broken corner 180, masterfully crafted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720848) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:29 AM Author: trip painfully honest filthpig candlestick maker IF ya smoke reefer past the age of seventeen, ya might be a LIBERAL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713720) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:30 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713724) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:30 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann If your PANTS hang down the CRACK OF YOUR ASS, and you ain't got a plunger in your hand? YOU MIGHT be a liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713727) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:31 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann If you think a NASCAR is an alternative to a GAS CAR . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713731) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:33 AM Author: Supple Site Mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713738) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:34 AM Author: Ruby Cerebral School If a "Q" is a letter in your name instead of a stick you pick up playing pool at the bar, you might be a liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713744) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:35 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713754) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 6:50 AM Author: Bright marvelous pisswyrm sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714536) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 10:15 AM Author: orchid piazza turdskin Quincy bros MAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714883) |
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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:26 AM Author: insane electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277073) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:35 AM Author: laughsome amethyst field Now... (pauses for audience laughter from previous joke) now... now fellas, if TRAY-von gave you a HARD-on... ya'll might just be a shitlib, per-HAPS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713751) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 6:49 AM Author: Bright marvelous pisswyrm sneaky criminal lol how did i miss this one |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:55 AM Author: hyperventilating deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714828) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:47 PM Author: floppy lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718747) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:35 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann If you drive a PRIUS (pause, clapping). . . to the UNEMPLOYMENT office (laughter) . . . on a SUNDAY (howling / woos / disapproval) . . . while the GAME is on (oh he zagged when you were thinking zig), YOU MIGHT be a redneck. (audience loses their shit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713752) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:39 AM Author: Bright marvelous pisswyrm sneaky criminal ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713763) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 10:43 AM Author: useless set sandwich good work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714980) |
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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:20 AM Author: Costumed Offensive Stage Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277066) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:48 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann If someone calls you LANCE, and the next word out of their mouth isn't CORPORAL . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713789) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 1:49 AM Author: floppy lay gold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26713794) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:28 AM Author: Kink-friendly Fuchsia Stock Car Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714600) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:55 AM Author: hyperventilating deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714829) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 10:43 AM Author: useless set sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714982) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 10:48 AM Author: sable fear-inspiring black woman internal respiration LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26714995) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Rusted stubborn senate factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26715216) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:14 PM Author: tan wonderful skinny woman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26722406) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: hyperventilating deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#27125713) |
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Date: October 28th, 2015 1:17 PM Author: boyish really tough guy marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#29059568) |
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Date: August 27th, 2016 6:50 PM Author: claret arousing double fault milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31280409) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:44 AM Author: Outnumbered stirring hall masterful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615654) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2017 8:23 AM Author: Rusted stubborn senate factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615718) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: at-the-ready territorial dopamine affirmative action If you've ever written a PERSONAL CHECK and made it out to YOUR PRIVILEGE . . .
you might be a liberal. |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: electric center and there goes the thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26715347) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: arrogant soul-stirring ticket booth tattoo cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26715349) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:36 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718660) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2017 8:23 AM Author: Rusted stubborn senate factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#33615723) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:47 PM Author: floppy lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718749) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: House-broken corner holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720856) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:40 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann If you think a CARHARTT is something that you get INSURANCE for . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal. (laughter, pause) I know some of y'all want insurance for them too. (clapping) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718689) |
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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:21 AM Author: Costumed Offensive Stage Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277067) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann If you WHISTLE DIXIE and expect a CHIHUAHUA to come runnin' . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718713) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:45 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann If you're in a Cabela's and someone asks you for an OVER/UNDER 12 GAUGE . . . (woos) . . . and you take the OVER! (howling) . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal. (pause, dwindling clapping) (imitating: "Gotta be more than twelve, right?") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718725) |
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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:21 AM Author: Costumed Offensive Stage Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277069) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:46 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann "If you can then go FIND the 12 GAUGE . . . and fit it through yer eaaaaarloooooobe . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718737) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:48 PM Author: floppy lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718752) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 11:23 PM Author: orchid piazza turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719851) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:49 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann "If you join an environmentalist organization because you think we have to save the grease monkeys . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718757) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: hyperactive razzmatazz property wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720859) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:50 PM Author: racy embarrassed to the bone market If you have sex with your wife (long pause for laughter) and then he cries rape. You might be a liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718764) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:53 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann lol not really something he'd say but funny nonetheless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718791) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:53 PM Author: floppy lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718794) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 11:23 PM Author: orchid piazza turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26719853) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:52 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann "If you have a ring THROUGH YOUR NOSE . . . but won't put one ON . . . YOUR . . . FINGER." (thunderous applause, JF raises arms to conduct audience in unison: "YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL.") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718783) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:54 PM Author: floppy lay amen! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718801) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: snowy rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26722480) |
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Date: August 27th, 2016 4:28 AM Author: insane electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#31277074) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:54 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann "If you think 'The Reason for the Season' . . . (pregnant pause) . . . is GLOBAL WARMING . . . ." (boos) "You ain't no good to me." (outrageous applause) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718805) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:56 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann "If you think a manger scene is something you get TREATED at the VET . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal." (scattered applause) "Y'all are thinkin' 'bout that one, ain't ya?" (laughter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718827) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 8:56 PM Author: floppy lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718835) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: House-broken corner 180 poast despite the shitty punchline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26720863) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:00 PM Author: Kink-friendly Fuchsia Stock Car Nursing Home If you think Jesus is that nice hardworking fella who mows your lawn, you might be a liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718859) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718863) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:01 PM Author: floppy lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718866) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann "If someone asks you to put on some country music . . . and you say, 'Which?' . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718862) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:03 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann "If you have an iPhone on 4G and a savings account on 1G . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal." (wild laughter) "C'mon now, you might be in this audience, too." (add'l laughter, clapping) "There are some men who ain't clappin' because they brought their wives with 'em." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718880) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:08 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann "If your wife wears the pants in the house, but can't fit into yours . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal." (howling) "I ain't callin' y'alls wives fat hear, I'm saying y'all might could size up once in y'alls jeans." (clapping) "That ain't a flattering silhouette, fellas." (further clapping) ". . . For most of you." (women wooing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718926) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann "If you've got more letters after your name than you do in a varsity sport . . . YOU MIGHT be a liberal." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#26718967) |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan boltzmann btw, this is actually really enjoyable guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvPCcYrBg5s
for those of you who haven't heard his act (shame on you, he's a cultural touchstone), i think hearing this will give a new character to all the posts ITT and hopefully spur some ideas of your own. |
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If you are asked to spell your last name and you say the letters H Y P H E N you might be a liberal. |
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Date: October 28th, 2015 1:32 PM Author: snowy rehab If you love CLOCK BOY as much as BOK CHOI...well then you just might be a liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2727203&forum_id=2#29059659) |
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