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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: bull headed histrionic school cafeteria police squad



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722477)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting church building sound barrier



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bat-shit-crazy Turdskin Parlor

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722478)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: orchid dog poop rigor



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: bull headed histrionic school cafeteria police squad

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bat-shit-crazy Turdskin Parlor



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Amethyst misunderstood half-breed public bath



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting church building sound barrier

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bat-shit-crazy Turdskin Parlor



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting church building sound barrier

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: medicated slate house

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like Therapy Locus



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: Hateful metal puppy roast beef



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Bright Dashing Faggotry Field



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: exhilarant blue casino

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting church building sound barrier

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: bull headed histrionic school cafeteria police squad

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting church building sound barrier

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting church building sound barrier

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting church building sound barrier

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: exhilarant blue casino

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Comical federal hell mental disorder



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting church building sound barrier

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Slimy state goal in life

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: medicated slate house

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: bull headed histrionic school cafeteria police squad

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
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Author: exhilarant blue casino

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting church building sound barrier



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Slimy state goal in life

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Comical federal hell mental disorder

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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Filthy stock car

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Slimy state goal in life

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Slimy state goal in life



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: cerebral violet hissy fit

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Slimy state goal in life

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: big-titted forum



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Ocher Stirring Indian Lodge Doctorate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: exhilarant blue casino

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Vigorous depressive den



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Author: plum wrinkle



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: exhilarant blue casino



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: aqua area

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating crawly bawdyhouse

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Ocher Stirring Indian Lodge Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Bright Dashing Faggotry Field

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: bull headed histrionic school cafeteria police squad

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: medicated slate house



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Milky bearded alpha french chef



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Ocher Stirring Indian Lodge Doctorate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Carmine titillating athletic conference space



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Bronze menage mad-dog skullcap

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Bright Dashing Faggotry Field

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Bronze menage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: White toaster

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: talented dysfunction boltzmann



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Milky bearded alpha french chef



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Disturbing Adventurous Theater Stage Roommate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: White toaster

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: White toaster

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: White toaster

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: orchid dog poop rigor

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: White toaster

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: primrose resort shitlib



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: trip up-to-no-good toilet seat chapel

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Bright Dashing Faggotry Field



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: bull headed histrionic school cafeteria police squad

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Flushed Station



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: cerebral violet hissy fit



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: White toaster

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Khaki painfully honest azn useless brakes

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: White toaster

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Emerald boyish wagecucks

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: bull headed histrionic school cafeteria police squad

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Emerald boyish wagecucks

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: racy coral range

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Author: talented dysfunction boltzmann



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Author: Ivory soul-stirring idiot voyeur



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Emerald boyish wagecucks

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating crawly bawdyhouse

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: exhilarant blue casino

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Emerald boyish wagecucks

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Gold deer antler point

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Emerald boyish wagecucks

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Bright Dashing Faggotry Field

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: exhilarant blue casino



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: medicated slate house



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Author: exhilarant blue casino



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Burgundy electric private investor



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Author: Pale concupiscible meetinghouse pistol

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: exhilarant blue casino



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Vivacious Jade Market Laser Beams



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: exhilarant blue casino



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: 180 pearl fortuitous meteor

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: sapphire cuckoldry national



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: vibrant impressive trailer park

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Mischievous pearly cruise ship

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: vibrant impressive trailer park

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Spruce mind-boggling famous landscape painting headpube



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: talking laughsome theatre

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: vibrant impressive trailer park

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: razzle harsh set



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: talking laughsome theatre



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: bistre senate immigrant



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Ultramarine striped hyena library

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: exhilarant blue casino



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Mauve stubborn dopamine knife

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Mauve stubborn dopamine knife



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Mauve stubborn dopamine knife

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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Mauve stubborn dopamine knife

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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: vermilion messiness

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