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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: vigorous shimmering corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722471)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722477)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: autistic thriller partner bawdyhouse



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring crackhouse

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722478)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Vermilion property boiling water



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441081)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: vigorous shimmering corn cake

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722484)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring crackhouse



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: autistic thriller partner bawdyhouse



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722495)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring crackhouse



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: aggressive razzle-dazzle macaca



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Maize church



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722500)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: obsidian church building organic girlfriend

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Trust Fund Codepig



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: fragrant crusty boltzmann



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: charismatic school therapy



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: shaky 180 weed whacker



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: green cerebral ceo clown



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: laughsome hideous mental disorder range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: hairraiser rose factory reset button regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: Bonkers university dysfunction



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Bateful plum resort mad-dog skullcap

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Bonkers university dysfunction



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: big roast beef

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: vigorous shimmering corn cake

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned overrated corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: rough-skinned overrated corner

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Godawful electric furnace gay wizard

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: vigorous shimmering corn cake

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: obsidian church building organic girlfriend



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Carnelian Stead Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Maize church



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Bonkers university dysfunction



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac stag film



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: odious claret gas station twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: ebony state dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: indigo flirting personal credit line legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating trip chapel queen of the night



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: geriatric topaz piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Carnelian Stead Faggot Firefighter



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Supple Elite Meetinghouse Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Translucent Maniacal School Cafeteria Main People

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Maize church



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Supple Elite Meetinghouse Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Carnelian Stead Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: shaky 180 weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Emerald Diverse Mediation Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)


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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: heady lake nowag telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)


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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: Carnelian Stead Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: olive infuriating rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated wonderful gaming laptop



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: big roast beef

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Curious Lay Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: aromatic turquoise public bath

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: obsidian church building organic girlfriend

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: apoplectic stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: laughsome hideous mental disorder range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: charismatic school therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)


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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant talking feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: big roast beef

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: vigorous shimmering corn cake

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Carnelian Stead Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: hyperventilating trip chapel queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: misunderstood mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: charismatic school therapy



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: big roast beef



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: sickened marvelous headpube



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: heady lake nowag telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: big roast beef

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Spruce splenetic plaza doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: vigorous shimmering corn cake

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)


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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: vigorous shimmering corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: aromatic turquoise public bath

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency Tank

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Floppy sepia base

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: avocado haunting office incel

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: aromatic turquoise public bath

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: big roast beef

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned overrated corner

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Bonkers university dysfunction



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Transparent massive den



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: provocative ratface theater stage

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: crystalline slippery azn

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: racy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: brindle stage old irish cottage

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: lascivious sadistic national yarmulke



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Bonkers university dysfunction



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: idiotic karate center



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: spectacular deep dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)


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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: big roast beef



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: olive infuriating rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: ruby space

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: aromatic turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: big roast beef

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: big roast beef

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: ruby space

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724044)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: stimulating ocher quadroon hospital



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Milky comical casino turdskin



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Stead Faggot Firefighter



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: aromatic turquoise public bath

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: lime station legend



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating trip chapel queen of the night



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: big roast beef

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz White Private Investor Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Emerald Diverse Mediation Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: Maroon passionate theater

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Titillating generalized bond senate

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating trip chapel queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Bonkers university dysfunction

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: vigorous shimmering corn cake

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: obsidian church building organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: shaky 180 weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating trip chapel queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: misunderstood mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: misunderstood mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: lascivious sadistic national yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: provocative ratface theater stage

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Bonkers university dysfunction

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: bipolar parlour psychic

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: provocative ratface theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: hairraiser rose factory reset button regret

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: misunderstood mexican

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated wonderful gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: shaky 180 weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Arousing famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: hairraiser rose factory reset button regret

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: hairraiser rose factory reset button regret

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: hairraiser rose factory reset button regret

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Vermilion property boiling water

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: hairraiser rose factory reset button regret

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: avocado haunting office incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: bronze contagious market goyim

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Bonkers university dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: vigorous shimmering corn cake

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: black love of her life lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: ruby space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: hairraiser rose factory reset button regret

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: galvanic chartreuse home

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: hairraiser rose factory reset button regret

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Seedy appetizing spot

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: vigorous shimmering corn cake

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Seedy appetizing spot

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Amethyst motley locale french chef

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: well-lubricated wonderful gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: olive infuriating rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Seedy appetizing spot

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Titillating generalized bond senate

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: big roast beef

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Seedy appetizing spot

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: puce deer antler

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Seedy appetizing spot

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Bonkers university dysfunction

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)


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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: obsidian church building organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)


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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Histrionic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: rusted library puppy

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)


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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Boyish fanboi coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: razzle brunch

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: salmon jew location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: alcoholic area pocket flask

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Pearly Pozpig Box Office

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: alcoholic area pocket flask

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: vibrant navy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: multi-colored menage

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: alcoholic area pocket flask

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: spectacular deep dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)


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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: multi-colored menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: red mildly autistic coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: filthy concupiscible striped hyena

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)


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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Boyish fanboi coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)


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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)


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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: big roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)


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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: tantric filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: glittery frozen fat ankles windowlicker

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: glittery frozen fat ankles windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: glittery frozen fat ankles windowlicker

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: glittery frozen fat ankles windowlicker

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

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