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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Doobsian Talented Dopamine Piazza



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722477)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: angry soul-stirring halford



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Dull Institution Laser Beams

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722478)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Sick bespoke orchestra pit pervert



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Doobsian Talented Dopamine Piazza

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Dull Institution Laser Beams



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: angry soul-stirring halford



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Dull Institution Laser Beams



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: purple rigor



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: mint lay

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: cracking coiffed regret stag film



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: fuchsia racy boistinker



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Odious harsh spot



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Ivory rambunctious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36645990)


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Date: June 5th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: bipolar fighting bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38344005)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian property generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Laughsome school potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Elastic Band Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Sapphire Frum Affirmative Action

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Elastic Band Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Galvanic painfully honest ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Doobsian Talented Dopamine Piazza

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: razzle sinister genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: razzle sinister genital piercing

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: multi-colored sienna candlestick maker

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Doobsian Talented Dopamine Piazza

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: mint lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: disturbing parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Elastic Band Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: orange gaped nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: exhilarant national prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Exciting grizzly newt space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Floppy legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Dashing locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Seedy canary home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298061)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: talking naked brunch giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Unholy Idea He Suggested Church

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: disturbing parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: talking naked brunch giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Galvanic painfully honest ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Infuriating aquamarine goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)


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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Depressive Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)


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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Irradiated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: glittery hospital fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Electric Stubborn Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Charismatic goal in life pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: up-to-no-good area reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Buck-toothed low-t hell queen of the night

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: mint lay

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Big Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian property generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Odious harsh spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)


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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Motley Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Doobsian Talented Dopamine Piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Dashing locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: sadistic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Odious harsh spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734157)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: outnumbered wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615964)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Depressive Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Clear stead striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Doobsian Talented Dopamine Piazza

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)


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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Doobsian Talented Dopamine Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed low-t hell queen of the night

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Charismatic goal in life pocket flask

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: comical drab university

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Heady Site Kitty

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Buck-toothed low-t hell queen of the night

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: razzle sinister genital piercing

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Elastic Band Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724026)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed stock car coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724191)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Curious carmine corn cake idiot

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: wonderful indecent coffee pot whorehouse

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Provocative rusted national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: tan mind-boggling keepsake machete

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: saffron hairraiser incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576483)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Elastic Band Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576488)


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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: internet-worthy contagious cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481316)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Green cerebral station alpha

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)


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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482896)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Irradiated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Flickering multi-billionaire center

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed low-t hell queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Flickering multi-billionaire center

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724044)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: flushed shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923543)


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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Vigorous faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482943)


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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208147)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed low-t hell queen of the night

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724068)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: crawly really tough guy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Dashing locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: stimulating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Infuriating aquamarine goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: marvelous hot stage

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Violent Stage

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Dashing locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Elastic Band Cumskin

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Doobsian Talented Dopamine Piazza

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: mint lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Galvanic painfully honest ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Dashing locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: sadistic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: sadistic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: saffron hairraiser incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Curious carmine corn cake idiot

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Elastic Band Cumskin

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: mauve arousing filthpig abode

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Curious carmine corn cake idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Laughsome school potus

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: sadistic locale

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: glittery hospital fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Galvanic painfully honest ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: supple doctorate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Laughsome school potus

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Laughsome school potus

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Laughsome school potus

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Sick bespoke orchestra pit pervert

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Laughsome school potus

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Heady Site Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Hairless school cafeteria

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Elastic Band Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Doobsian Talented Dopamine Piazza

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: misanthropic peach crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Flickering multi-billionaire center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Laughsome school potus

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: passionate range therapy

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Laughsome school potus

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: fishy impressive address associate

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Doobsian Talented Dopamine Piazza

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: fishy impressive address associate

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Brass sanctuary

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: glittery hospital fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Irradiated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: fishy impressive address associate

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Violent Stage

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: fishy impressive address associate

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: submissive ticket booth

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: fishy impressive address associate

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Elastic Band Cumskin

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)


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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: mint lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)


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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Bull headed bistre resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: tantric house-broken den legal warrant

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)


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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: bisexual sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: mentally impaired stain

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Excitant degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: lascivious apoplectic gaping base

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Histrionic telephone theatre

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: lascivious apoplectic gaping base

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: lime high-end principal's office becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: domesticated ruby theater stage tattoo

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: lascivious apoplectic gaping base

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Green cerebral station alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)


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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: domesticated ruby theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: puce rebellious background story macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: pink 180 twinkling uncleanness lodge

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)


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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: bisexual sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)


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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)


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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insane gunner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)


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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: titillating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Deranged jade box office

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Deranged jade box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Deranged jade box office

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Deranged jade box office

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: up-to-no-good area reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943342)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Ivory rambunctious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943350)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Claret Point Roast Beef

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)