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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)



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Author: emerald market



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: heady state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Lime field halford

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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: heady state



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Ladyboy Cuck

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: khaki ratface

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Talented skinny woman sanctuary



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Talented skinny woman sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Ladyboy Cuck

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: khaki ratface

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: unhinged address

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Aromatic set patrolman

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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Ladyboy Cuck

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: flatulent sound barrier



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Ladyboy Cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: French Insane Hairy Legs Senate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Spectacular Ladyboy Cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: vigorous mewling nowag

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: electric school cafeteria

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Ladyboy Cuck



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Author: motley tattoo



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: emerald market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: fuchsia public bath striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: khaki ratface

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Spectacular Ladyboy Cuck



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: khaki ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: vigorous mewling nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: French Insane Hairy Legs Senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone avocado azn

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: bistre floppy hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: vigorous mewling nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Talented skinny woman sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Bateful Salmon Clown

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: vigorous mewling nowag



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)



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Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Bateful Salmon Clown

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: vigorous mewling nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: smoky telephone reading party



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Twisted roast beef internal respiration



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Disturbing Psychic

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: light crackhouse

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: 180 anal dragon theater



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: heady state

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: khaki ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: electric school cafeteria



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: contagious quadroon



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: 180 anal dragon theater



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Sienna karate newt



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Sienna karate newt



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Racy mauve genital piercing



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bearded exhilarant spot

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: heady state

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: thriller rehab double fault

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: bearded exhilarant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Sinister mildly autistic stead sweet tailpipe

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Sienna karate newt

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Pink Bossy Gas Station



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: contagious quadroon



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Rose judgmental sex offender property



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Sinister mildly autistic stead sweet tailpipe

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Sinister mildly autistic stead sweet tailpipe

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Sinister mildly autistic stead sweet tailpipe

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Godawful jew

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Sinister mildly autistic stead sweet tailpipe

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: bistre floppy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Titillating private investor

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: heady state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: khaki ratface

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: infuriating vivacious twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Bateful Salmon Clown



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Sinister mildly autistic stead sweet tailpipe

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Sinister mildly autistic stead sweet tailpipe

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: abnormal offensive international law enforcement agency

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: khaki ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: abnormal offensive international law enforcement agency

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: maroon razzle point

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)



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Author: Pink Bossy Gas Station



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Author: Provocative nudist bawdyhouse



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: abnormal offensive international law enforcement agency

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: light crackhouse

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: abnormal offensive international law enforcement agency

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Chocolate locale

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: abnormal offensive international law enforcement agency

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: heady state

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: electric school cafeteria



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: big nighttime faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: galvanic deer antler stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Slap-happy exciting partner church



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: disrespectful alpha heaven

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Pungent cheese-eating gunner orchestra pit



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: dun french chef casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: poppy mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: dun french chef casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: shaky outnumbered masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Fishy nibblets

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: dun french chef casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: mint supple prole organic girlfriend



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: coiffed giraffe



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Fishy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Burgundy Alcoholic Persian Stag Film



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Elite gay wizard laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: coiffed giraffe



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: bespoke aquamarine lettuce temple

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: bespoke aquamarine lettuce temple



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: bespoke aquamarine lettuce temple

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: bespoke aquamarine lettuce temple

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

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