\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

You might be in Biglaw IF. . .' *Jeff Foxworthy voice*

...
copper casino cuckoldry
  11/15/14
IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be i...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  11/15/14
...
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant Grizzly Sound Barrier Trailer Park
  06/22/17
Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!
tripping whorehouse roommate
  11/15/14
...
Mentally impaired maize native organic girlfriend
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review...
copper casino cuckoldry
  11/15/14
...
tripping whorehouse roommate
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
...
Exhilarant Grizzly Sound Barrier Trailer Park
  08/30/17
"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes...
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  11/15/14
...
tripping whorehouse roommate
  11/15/14
...
stimulating greedy jew locale
  11/21/14
...
territorial kitchen cuck
  12/23/15
"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner,...
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
lol
jet-lagged sandwich theatre
  11/15/14
...
Arousing house-broken pisswyrm lay
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
...
Pea-brained Mahogany Wrinkle Gas Station
  11/15/14
...
appetizing genital piercing
  11/16/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
...
red disturbing stock car
  06/22/17
...
Buck-toothed Ceo
  08/19/18
...
Ungodly newt property
  06/05/19
"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in ba...
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
...
Offensive nibblets office
  11/15/14
...
Titillating therapy principal's office
  11/15/14
...
trip university
  11/15/14
KIRKLAND SHATTERS
azure set
  11/16/14
...
trip university
  03/29/15
If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MI...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/15/14
lol, very good
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
...
red disturbing stock car
  06/22/17
If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work ...
copper casino cuckoldry
  11/15/14
...
aphrodisiac flickering personal credit line gaming laptop
  11/15/14
...
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...
aphrodisiac flickering personal credit line gaming laptop
  11/15/14
lol
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
WILL'R DO
Boyish hell psychic
  11/15/14
180
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  11/15/14
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/sto...
copper casino cuckoldry
  11/15/14
...
jet-lagged sandwich theatre
  11/15/14
...
turquoise pocket flask
  11/15/14
...
territorial kitchen cuck
  11/15/14
...
trip university
  11/15/14
180
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
...
lemon resort philosopher-king
  11/15/14
...
Insanely creepy ocher mental disorder
  11/16/14
180
Swashbuckling orchestra pit
  11/16/14
180
Mustard Erotic Liquid Oxygen Stage
  11/20/14
...
At-the-ready provocative death wish box office
  11/21/14
180
Canary forum
  09/16/15
...
turquoise pocket flask
  12/03/15
...
Pontificating sanctuary
  12/03/15
jfc never change, xo
cobalt black woman
  12/03/15
...
territorial kitchen cuck
  12/23/15
...
Pontificating sanctuary
  04/11/16
...
turquoise pocket flask
  04/11/16
...
red disturbing stock car
  06/22/17
...
cerebral hunting ground
  12/14/17
...
adventurous silver gay wizard
  03/21/18
...
turquoise pocket flask
  05/14/20
...
Chocolate Fanboi
  09/18/20
...
iridescent weed whacker legend
  09/18/20
"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechani...
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
...
Pink multi-colored station telephone
  09/14/15
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CO...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  11/15/14
lol
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/15/14
...
wonderful rigpig messiness
  11/15/14
"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and ...
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
...
Maroon Church Stain
  12/10/18
If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MO...
Poppy big area
  11/15/14
"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500...
jet-lagged sandwich theatre
  11/15/14
...
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
...
Bateful rough-skinned hairy legs
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
...
Offensive nibblets office
  11/15/14
...
appetizing genital piercing
  11/16/14
...
light motley coldplay fan
  03/21/18
If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/15/14
lol
copper casino cuckoldry
  11/15/14
...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  11/15/14
...
turquoise pocket flask
  11/15/14
...
At-the-ready provocative death wish box office
  11/15/14
...
Comical seedy pit milk
  11/15/14
...
appetizing genital piercing
  11/16/14
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  09/17/15
...
Idiotic domesticated national security agency
  06/22/17
...
adventurous silver gay wizard
  06/22/17
If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're n...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/15/14
...
shivering peach striped hyena spot
  11/15/14
if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY...
copper casino cuckoldry
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
...
copper casino cuckoldry
  02/06/18
If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT wa...
Poppy big area
  11/15/14
If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at ...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  11/15/14
goddamn this hits close
wonderful rigpig messiness
  11/15/14
So true
Beady-eyed high-end school immigrant
  11/15/14
If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not ...
thriller jet digit ratio
  11/15/14
The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT...
Poppy big area
  11/15/14
If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled sta...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/15/14
Epic
aphrodisiac flickering personal credit line gaming laptop
  11/15/14
...
trip university
  11/15/14
...
federal parlor
  11/15/14
i think we've all been here
lavender half-breed stage
  11/15/14
this.
stirring hilarious main people roast beef
  11/15/14
...
Medicated Internal Respiration
  11/15/14
This hits home
Bipolar Ticket Booth
  12/02/14
...
unholy pistol
  03/29/15
...
trip university
  03/29/15
...
Charcoal fragrant old irish cottage love of her life
  08/05/15
Lol
Underhanded Elite Idea He Suggested Field
  06/22/17
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  01/24/20
...
Chocolate Fanboi
  09/18/20
If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper y...
vivacious location
  11/15/14
...
Poppy big area
  11/15/14
IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AI...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  11/15/14
Yes.
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/15/14
If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and yo...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/15/14
...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  11/15/14
If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you...
vivacious location
  11/15/14
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
...
Dead antidepressant drug
  12/14/17
...
deranged startled menage candlestick maker
  01/24/20
...
turquoise pocket flask
  05/14/20
If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might...
Poppy big area
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
...
Racy Frozen Market Preventive Strike
  11/15/14
...
At-the-ready provocative death wish box office
  11/21/14
If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGH...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/15/14
...
hairless haunting really tough guy
  03/29/15
...
cerebral hunting ground
  12/14/17
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/15/14
This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely ...
Unhinged windowlicker business firm
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo re...
Excitant mewling national
  11/21/14
...
At-the-ready provocative death wish box office
  03/29/15
If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . y...
trip university
  11/15/14
I like this
copper casino cuckoldry
  11/15/14
This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuf...
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
...
jet-lagged sandwich theatre
  11/15/14
...
red disturbing stock car
  06/22/17
If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're N...
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on...
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
...
At-the-ready provocative death wish box office
  11/15/14
...
Comical seedy pit milk
  11/15/14
...
Comical seedy pit milk
  11/16/14
...
unholy pistol
  03/29/15
If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig mach...
lavender half-breed stage
  11/15/14
If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you migh...
trip university
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never a...
dashing coiffed dopamine crotch
  11/15/14
...
lavender half-breed stage
  11/15/14
If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check y...
Titillating therapy principal's office
  11/15/14
Holy shit 180
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  11/15/14
best in thread
Comical seedy pit milk
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
...
iridescent weed whacker legend
  06/22/17
...
red disturbing stock car
  06/22/17
...
Histrionic Lodge
  12/14/17
If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you mig...
Titillating therapy principal's office
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhanci...
Titillating therapy principal's office
  11/15/14
If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't wor...
Titillating therapy principal's office
  11/15/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  11/15/14
fuck, I'm turning 40 soon
Mentally impaired maize native organic girlfriend
  11/16/14
...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  09/17/15
If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be i...
Titillating therapy principal's office
  11/15/14
...
thriller jet digit ratio
  11/15/14
If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret ...
Submissive jap
  11/15/14
...
trip university
  11/15/14
If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making...
copper casino cuckoldry
  11/16/14
...
Razzle geriatric party of the first part
  11/16/14
...
vivacious location
  11/16/14
If your significant other does not ask when you are coming h...
Titillating therapy principal's office
  11/20/14
...
indigo address
  11/20/14
If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, yo...
Titillating therapy principal's office
  11/20/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around...
pale supple police squad
  11/20/14
this is my favorite so far
copper casino cuckoldry
  11/20/14
If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing t...
pale supple police squad
  11/21/14
lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect
Demanding friendly grandma
  11/21/14
...
iridescent weed whacker legend
  06/22/17
...
Chocolate Fanboi
  09/18/20
If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not b...
pale supple police squad
  11/21/14
...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  09/16/15
If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's f...
Excitant mewling national
  11/21/14
If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse ...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  11/21/14
If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a P...
pale supple police squad
  11/21/14
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listenin...
Magical crimson state
  11/21/14
If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few month...
pale supple police squad
  11/21/14
I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left beh...
trip university
  03/29/15
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  12/02/14
...
jet-lagged sandwich theatre
  01/28/15
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  02/11/15
...
Soul-stirring Drab Dragon
  03/29/15
If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in co...
bat-shit-crazy hairraiser corn cake
  03/29/15
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  03/29/15
...
Electric amethyst trump supporter
  08/05/15
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  09/14/15
If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, y...
Ebony Plaza Faggot Firefighter
  09/14/15
...
Nubile Sickened Travel Guidebook
  10/09/15
...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  12/03/15
If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolon...
charismatic fortuitous meteor
  09/16/15
pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons tha...
odious persian
  09/16/15
...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  09/16/15
*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction* *begins ...
charismatic fortuitous meteor
  06/22/17
...
ultramarine meetinghouse doctorate
  06/22/17
If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace o...
Wine public bath boiling water
  09/16/15
...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out...
charismatic fortuitous meteor
  09/16/15
...
Underhanded Elite Idea He Suggested Field
  10/09/15
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  02/12/17
If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  09/16/15
...
Wine public bath boiling water
  09/16/15
...
brass impertinent home ape
  12/23/15
If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay ...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  09/16/15
If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's littl...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  09/16/15
If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask...
slap-happy fat ankles associate
  09/16/15
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  09/16/15
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  12/23/15
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  04/11/16
...
Electric amethyst trump supporter
  10/13/16
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  06/22/17
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  02/06/18
...
Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole
  07/25/18
...
Razzle-dazzle Big-titted Indian Lodge
  12/09/18
If your boss is always asking "where are we on this,&qu...
cracking shrine
  08/23/19
...
cracking shrine
  08/23/19
If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's...
cracking shrine
  08/23/19
If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile...
cracking shrine
  08/23/19
...
Maroon Church Stain
  09/18/20
...
Buck-toothed Ceo
  09/18/20
excellent
misanthropic clown
  09/18/20


Poast new message in this thread


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: copper casino cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722471)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722477)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722488)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Grizzly Sound Barrier Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620606)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: tripping whorehouse roommate

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722478)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired maize native organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724022)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441081)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: copper casino cuckoldry

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722484)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: tripping whorehouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722504)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441085)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Grizzly Sound Barrier Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34104154)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722495)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722501)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: tripping whorehouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722502)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: stimulating greedy jew locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766458)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: territorial kitchen cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441351)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722500)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: jet-lagged sandwich theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722550)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Arousing house-broken pisswyrm lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722863)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724034)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained Mahogany Wrinkle Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725023)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: appetizing genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734121)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441086)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: red disturbing stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620667)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36645990)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 5th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Ungodly newt property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38344005)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Offensive nibblets office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Titillating therapy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: azure set

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: red disturbing stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: copper casino cuckoldry

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flickering personal credit line gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flickering personal credit line gaming laptop

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Boyish hell psychic

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: copper casino cuckoldry

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged sandwich theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: turquoise pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: territorial kitchen cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: lemon resort philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ocher mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Mustard Erotic Liquid Oxygen Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready provocative death wish box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Canary forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: turquoise pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298061)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Pontificating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: cobalt black woman

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: territorial kitchen cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Pontificating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: turquoise pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: red disturbing stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: cerebral hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: adventurous silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: turquoise pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Chocolate Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: iridescent weed whacker legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Pink multi-colored station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: wonderful rigpig messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Maroon Church Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Poppy big area

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged sandwich theatre

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Offensive nibblets office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: appetizing genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: light motley coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: copper casino cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: turquoise pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: At-the-ready provocative death wish box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Comical seedy pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: appetizing genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734157)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Idiotic domesticated national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615964)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: adventurous silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: shivering peach striped hyena spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: copper casino cuckoldry

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: copper casino cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Poppy big area

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: wonderful rigpig messiness

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed high-end school immigrant

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: thriller jet digit ratio

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Poppy big area

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flickering personal credit line gaming laptop

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724026)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: federal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724191)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: lavender half-breed stage

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: stirring hilarious main people roast beef

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Medicated Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Bipolar Ticket Booth

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: unholy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576483)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576488)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Charcoal fragrant old irish cottage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481316)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Underhanded Elite Idea He Suggested Field

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482896)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Chocolate Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: vivacious location

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Poppy big area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: vivacious location

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724044)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Dead antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923543)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: deranged startled menage candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482943)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: turquoise pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208147)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Poppy big area

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724068)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Racy Frozen Market Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready provocative death wish box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: hairless haunting really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: cerebral hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: Unhinged windowlicker business firm

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Excitant mewling national

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready provocative death wish box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: trip university

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: copper casino cuckoldry

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged sandwich theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: red disturbing stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready provocative death wish box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Comical seedy pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Comical seedy pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: unholy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: lavender half-breed stage

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: trip university

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: dashing coiffed dopamine crotch

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: lavender half-breed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Titillating therapy principal's office

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Comical seedy pit milk

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: iridescent weed whacker legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: red disturbing stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Histrionic Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Titillating therapy principal's office

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Titillating therapy principal's office

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Titillating therapy principal's office

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Mentally impaired maize native organic girlfriend

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Titillating therapy principal's office

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: thriller jet digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Submissive jap

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: copper casino cuckoldry

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Razzle geriatric party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: vivacious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Titillating therapy principal's office

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: indigo address

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Titillating therapy principal's office

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: pale supple police squad

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: copper casino cuckoldry

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: pale supple police squad

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Demanding friendly grandma

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: iridescent weed whacker legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Chocolate Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: pale supple police squad

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Excitant mewling national

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: pale supple police squad

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Magical crimson state

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: pale supple police squad

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: trip university

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged sandwich theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Drab Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hairraiser corn cake

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Electric amethyst trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Ebony Plaza Faggot Firefighter

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Nubile Sickened Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: charismatic fortuitous meteor

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: odious persian

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: charismatic fortuitous meteor

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: ultramarine meetinghouse doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Wine public bath boiling water

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: charismatic fortuitous meteor

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Underhanded Elite Idea He Suggested Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Wine public bath boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: brass impertinent home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: slap-happy fat ankles associate

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Electric amethyst trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Bawdyhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Big-titted Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: cracking shrine

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: cracking shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: cracking shrine

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: cracking shrine

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: Maroon Church Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943342)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943350)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: misanthropic clown

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)