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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: pea-brained karate decided we needed to do a financing deal by year end. had a call with the partner about it and requested draft deal docs by next week. partner is en route to thanksgiving festivities. some poor associate's holidays are about to be ruined.
so happy i don't work biglaw anymore. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: flatulent bronze boistinker private investor Translation: Look at me. I have the power to fuck people. I'm so important. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797386) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Exhilarant Disrespectful Fanboi Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797405) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:54 PM Author: pea-brained karate i don't call the shot on when to do deals. management does.
but yes, it's nice to not be on the other side of getting ass fucked on holidays. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: flatulent bronze boistinker private investor And yet you bathe in the reflected glow of their power, pretending its yours, if only a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797578) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:16 PM Author: chrome hall the moon itself literally only reflects the sun's light. i find it heartrendingly poetic :))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797639) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Black Frozen Roast Beef Market 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798400) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:26 PM Author: Cruel-hearted fragrant theater stage keepsake machete 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798544) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798836) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: harsh business firm selfie lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807345) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 11:42 AM Author: Black Frozen Roast Beef Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206481) |
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Date: February 17th, 2016 9:55 PM Author: chrome hall holy shit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29854897) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:45 PM Author: Diverse lay deer antler 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094022) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: honey-headed glittery pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819030) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: pea-brained karate where in this do you see me gloating about it? i don't take pleasure in ruining somebody's weekend and it's not like i waited to do this on purpose.
i used to be on the other side of it. i'm just relieved that i am no longer have to put up w/ it. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Exhilarant Disrespectful Fanboi Gaping Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: nutella
where in this do you see me gloating about it? i don't take pleasure in ruining somebody's weekend and it's not like i waited to do this on purpose. i used to be on the other side of it. i'm just relieved that i am no longer have to put up w/ it. |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:00 PM Author: chrome hall Der Mond kommt still gegangen, mit seinem gold'nen Schein ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819091) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:02 PM Author: exciting lime halford brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798374) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Black Frozen Roast Beef Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798398) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798838) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:40 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206724) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:44 PM Author: hairraiser flushed garrison boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31093999) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:08 PM Author: Aromatic Poppy Regret Forum titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094195) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 7:08 PM Author: Aromatic Poppy Regret Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#34598835) |
Date: November 25th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Emerald house-broken location lol sucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797371) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: violet stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797373) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:52 PM Author: Exhilarant Disrespectful Fanboi Gaping lol i love your life! #blessed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797394) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: concupiscible trump supporter #hashtagsarefordouchebags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797655) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: appetizing metal voyeur #notblessed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798832) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:52 PM Author: amethyst useless brakes I billed 12 hours my first thanksgiving in BigLaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797398) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: White sweet tailpipe 1st year: excited for the new opportunity, eagerly bill 12 hours on Tgiving 2nd year: burnt out, begrudgingly bill 12 hours on Tgiving 3rd year: fired |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 1:02 PM Author: Adventurous Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206814) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 7:06 PM Author: know-it-all insanely creepy base 3rd year: killself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#34598828) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Multi-colored institution wait , *you* decided this? wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797403) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:55 PM Author: amethyst useless brakes Nah, she had to execute on a decision made by someone else. She has a budget so spent the money to make it happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797419) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Multi-colored institution ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798302) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: fuchsia misunderstood set why doesn't he do it today and tomorrow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797428) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:10 PM Author: pea-brained karate i guess s/he can try to cram it in but there's a few moving parts that prob won't allow all the docs to be completely drafted by tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797592) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:01 PM Author: Adulterous sickened faggotry background story plenty of time to work on it today, tomorrow and on saturday and sunday so that he can have thursday and friday off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797482) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: pea-brained karate it's amazing how warped your views become when in biglaw. i had the same mentality then. most people would consider having to work the weekend of thanksgiving as having their holiday ruined, but not biglawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797565) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:10 PM Author: Adulterous sickened faggotry background story i generally don't mind working extra so long as i get the days that i need. i would absolutely refuse to work on thursday for anything. and i'd ideally like to have friday. past that would be nice, but not must haves if something important had to get done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797586) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:11 PM Author: Spectacular tanning salon Twist: it's not important if you're on a salary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797603) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Big puce coffee pot love of her life what happens if you went out of town to visit fam or wanted to hang out with friends back where you grew up etc.? working thanksgiving weekend is a bit diff than working any random weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797606) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Adulterous sickened faggotry background story i mean look i'd love to have them, but i am always local for thanksgiving, and while i'd be annoyed, it wouldn't be a complete disaster if i had to do work saturday and sunday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797620) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:16 PM Author: Big puce coffee pot love of her life well i guess if you're local, it's fine. for a lot of people, having to work a lot when you're out of town just blows. you've invested lots of money on a plane tic so you can get away -- yet you're not even away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797641) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Adulterous sickened faggotry background story yeah i can see that. i'm just saying that for myself, 2 days off that week is enough. it's not ideal, but it's not going to make me feel insane either. but point taken on the travel issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797658) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:22 PM Author: Big puce coffee pot love of her life yeah, the point tho is that one bro's thanksgiving 4-day weekend getting fucked is another bro's weekend with his bros getting fuck up. biglaw fire drills suck, either way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797689) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:14 PM Author: pea-brained karate and this is the right mentality to have when in biglaw. after you get out though, you suddenly realize what a warped view it is and most of corporate america would be screaming bloody murder if they couldn't get 4 days off for thanksgiving. most people make plans to be away the whole 4 days or are hosting family/friends in town then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797634) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Exhilarant Disrespectful Fanboi Gaping thank you for reminding us how much biglaw can suck at times. but this thread isn't about that. lets get back to talking about how amazing your life is! #blessed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797647) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: Black Frozen Roast Beef Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798408) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:13 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798846) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Adulterous sickened faggotry background story that's fine. i wouldn't scream bloody murder about that because it's not that big a deal to me. i'd scream about them trying to fuck my one long vacation a year, or my long weekend with the guys i grew up with every year, or the bachelor party for my best friend, etc.
2 extra days off for thanksgiving i can take or leave if i get the days i really want. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:19 PM Author: Excitant brethren I'm probably going to do some work this weekend just because I don't feel like rushing through it today and tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797667) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: Charismatic canary gas station famous landscape painting oh stfu, you never cracked 2000 hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797878) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: carmine well-lubricated hell #NoTurkeyNoJustice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797489) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: balding coral rigpig mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798261) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:30 PM Author: flatulent bronze boistinker private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798570) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:45 AM Author: Curious abode nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803439) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: Exhilarant Disrespectful Fanboi Gaping this is why im not compatible with girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797530) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Boyish cerise mad cow disease trailer park Why are you perpetuating this shit environment if you rail against it? Deal could easily get done by year end without him working this weekend. Just a fake deadline by you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797656) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Big puce coffee pot love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797662) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:20 PM Author: pea-brained karate oh ok, i guess i should just tell my boss who told me to call today, "sorry, i'm not going to call them until monday." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797675) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Boyish cerise mad cow disease trailer park You can't control your boss obviously you gook but you could say "hey boss, I did these deals all the time. There is absolutely no reason why they couldn't start doing this work next Monday and have plenty of time to finish by year end. Why don't we give em a break?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797700) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Exhilarant Disrespectful Fanboi Gaping lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797706) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Adulterous sickened faggotry background story http://mysuddenattackofconscience.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/grinch1.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797707) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: Boyish cerise mad cow disease trailer park Look I'm not trying to be a dumb shitlib here but if we want this shitty environment to change it had to start somewhere. Even if Nutella tried and failed it woulda been better than her doing it and then gleefully posting about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797733) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:40 PM Author: pea-brained karate lol shitlibs.
"change has to start somewhere!"
yeah, sorry buddy, your assumption is that i want to change the system. alas, that is not my goal. i cannot change the system nor do i care to. i just want to be on the right side of the system. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: Boyish cerise mad cow disease trailer park (Moon faced gook) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797826) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Big puce coffee pot love of her life " i cannot change the system nor do i care to. i just want to be on the right side of the system."
- heinrich himmler |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:49 PM Author: ungodly arousing goyim (every Asian person since the beginning of time) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797868) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:54 PM Author: Charismatic canary gas station famous landscape painting lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797900) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Black Frozen Roast Beef Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798414) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: khaki alcoholic dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798418) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: Comical indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798439) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:13 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798849) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:40 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206730) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:44 PM Author: hairraiser flushed garrison boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094005) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:02 PM Author: Dashing New Version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819103) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: pea-brained karate one, i don't do these deals "all the time." in fact, i never even did any corporate work until in-house so i have no fucking clue how long these deals take.
second, my boss emails the partner yesterday explaining the deal and the partner proactively proposes a call today and my boss responds, "nutella will walk through this."
so i'm going to march into my boss's office who's been w/ this company from the beginning and has done every deal for them, insisting that "we give them a break" b/c "i do these deals all the time, so i know" (despite never having done any of these deals ever), and then tell the partner who is eager to put some associate to work, "hey, happy thanksgiving, let's talk on monday!!"
#thingsthatneverhappenIRL |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Excitant brethren jfc. your job is supposedly "chill as fuck" as you like to remind us all the fucking time. if it really was you'd ignore these stupid fucking requests or at least blow the deadline by a few weeks. it's not like your faggot company is going to go bankrupt because you didn't go chink all over this associate's ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798240) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:00 PM Author: pea-brained karate xo2014 millenials: "chill as fuck" job means literally doing no work and ignoring requests from boss to take a 30 min phone call. that's why y'all are all unemployed.
instead, i choose to do a 30 min conference call and then poast on xoxo for the rest of the morning so i can continue to get paid. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Excitant brethren I'm older and make more money than you but yea you've got the whole world figured out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798396) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:43 PM Author: pea-brained karate of course, this is xoxo and you're a pumo so you can poast whatever you want about your age and your salary.
i don't have the whole world figured out, but i do know a thing or two about hanging onto a job. just a hint...that doesn't involve blowing off simple requests from the ceo so i can help out the lifestyle of outside counsel whom they pay btwn $500-900/hr specifically to be available 24/7. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:09 PM Author: Excitant brethren yea you know how to approach work like a chink. that's why you'll never have a job that doesn't involve following orders.
but i'm a pumo so I must be an unemployed virgin basement dweller so what the fuck do I know. |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: vibrant costumed site hissy fit Being a pumo means you can't just make outrageous claims about your life and expect people to believe them. It's the trade-off for never having to be held accountable for your past words. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807321) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: amethyst useless brakes This is how it works. How it works isn't great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807392) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Excitant brethren yea, or just don't do it. you suck at being a jerkoff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797705) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: Big puce coffee pot love of her life "i was just following orders," said every nazi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797708) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:25 PM Author: chrome hall said every *IDF soldier spiking palestinian babies on bayonets
ftfy |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: Big puce coffee pot love of her life http://www.debbieschlussel.com/34164/photos-of-itamar-jewish-kids-massacred-by-palestinians-this-is-what-peace-w-muslims-looks-like/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797735) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: Grizzly Unhinged Parlor Mediation my thanksgiving will be ruined by one of my cases, and as if to emphasize the point, the partners gave me two more cases to handle over thanksgiving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797716) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:26 PM Author: amber tattoo First draft of a suite of docs for a financing deal shouldn't take more than a day or two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797724) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:30 PM Author: thriller space kitty cat (transactional wonk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797755) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: Self-absorbed faggot firefighter Cunt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797737) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:29 PM Author: thriller space kitty cat Thoughts and prayers to the associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797752) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:54 PM Author: ebony contagious ticket booth Hopefully they find some super study azn who doesn't celebrate thanksgiving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797898) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: bearded den potus Why don't you push back and say it can be a week later? Wtf difference does it make if timeliness is just year end. This is why people suck. They setup these fake deadlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797952) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: balding coral rigpig mood b/c nutella's duck will taste extra delicious if she knows someone is suffering while she sits in a chinese restaurant withholding sex from her midget husband (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798269) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798856) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: harsh business firm selfie lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807386) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:41 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206731) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: Swashbuckling ultramarine stage telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206737) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:44 PM Author: hairraiser flushed garrison boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094009) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:02 PM Author: Dashing New Version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819099) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Motley hairy legs main people The real question asshole, is why dont you send these financing deals to me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798268) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Excitant brethren holy fucking shit are you a lawyer too and do you know nutella irl? that must be so cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798276) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:32 PM Author: bright rebellious brunch Aren't you still just doing small RE finance deals? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798588) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Motley hairy legs main people No I do revolvers as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798608) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: bright rebellious brunch What kind of credits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798886) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 8:45 PM Author: laughsome generalized bond patrolman For whatever reason use of the word "credits" in this context makes my skin crawl. I have similar reaction when "paper" is used in the lending context as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807086) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Comical indian lodge lol at the MAFs itt. Chances are the associate is a shithead too. Your either Penske material or your not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798278) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: Flirting electric furnace this is such a douchey thread
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: beady-eyed kink-friendly shitlib principal's office Enough about the financing, the real question is if you'll allow the associate to cum at all over the holiday weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798399) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Black Frozen Roast Beef Market FUCK THERE ARE TOO MANY POSTS ITT TO BUMP pretty much every non nutella post deserves a bump |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:15 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798858) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Swashbuckling ultramarine stage telephone Bitch. DIAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798425) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:24 PM Author: judgmental hospital haunted graveyard I would never do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798536) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Comical indian lodge I bet this thread makes Julia the maddest of anyone. She don't have that POWER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798893) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: beady-eyed kink-friendly shitlib principal's office But she's 99.9% in salary for her age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798965) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 7:17 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799454) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:41 PM Author: bespoke vivacious antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206733) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:46 PM Author: Aqua bisexual church building juggernaut takes all the sport out of trolling against XO women when they do all the heavy lifting for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799056) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 7:20 PM Author: Exhilarant Disrespectful Fanboi Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799472) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 8:29 PM Author: Swashbuckling ultramarine stage telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799950) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 8:24 AM Author: Black Frozen Roast Beef Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26802914) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:44 AM Author: Cracking Bawdyhouse Enjoy receiving a shit work product from a disgruntled employee and having to review/mark it up for longer than you would have otherwise.
LOL at the TTT "biglaw" working class. A bunch of proles who spend their youth staring at screens, reviewing documents, and throwing their fellow brothers and sisters under the bus, believing their delusion that whoring themselves out to a firm while doing work they hate for endless hours while taking abuse will magically transform them into one of the older white men who run the business.
This thread = dog shit. |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: amethyst useless brakes Well, I guess we found the associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803457) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:48 AM Author: Cracking Bawdyhouse LOL @ the idea of an Alpha Marathi using language like "will do" and "thanks!"
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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:32 AM Author: Swashbuckling ultramarine stage telephone Lol @ an alpha like MM being anyo e's bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803723) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 12:10 PM Author: khaki alcoholic dopamine LOL @ you, you pathetic little NOWIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803965) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: Curious abode nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803510) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:02 AM Author: passionate bossy range tried to save some associate dude by putting off a call with our outside counsel until next week, but I have a feeling the partner is probably going to make that dude work over TG anyway with some bs like "let's push the draft forward as much as we can at this point in anticipation of where we might come out"
at one point that partner tried to get me to "maybe carve out an hour on Friday if that wouldn't be too much trouble" gtfo |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Boyish cerise mad cow disease trailer park This is the attitude that will eventually make big law better thanks man. Did you tell him to fuck off when he asked about the Friday call? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803945) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: passionate bossy range i just ignored what he was asking and responded with a "let's connect early next week" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26804015) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:30 PM Author: Dull cruise ship athletic conference Partner emailed me this AM about a new financing deal where we need to turn the deal docs next week. Fortunately, he said we can get started Monday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807741) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:33 PM Author: Vigorous University Tank anyone railing on nutella's company for making some shitty first year work hard during a holiday is fucking retarded. HOWEVER, i find it hilarious that she insinuated, however subtly, that SHE made the decision, when in fact her bosses made the decision and sent her to do their dirty work. lol the definition of pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26808330) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:39 PM Author: Tan Stag Film Lol. No associate's thanksgiving day will be ruined. And you'll probably paying 2.5x surge pricing on any work done that weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206716) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:11 PM Author: Electric slap-happy locale dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819176) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:40 PM Author: Lavender razzle national nice retrospective lol at this mentally ill bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206728) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:42 PM Author: Swashbuckling ultramarine stage telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206734) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 1:09 PM Author: mischievous kitchen international law enforcement agency this thread makes my blood boil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206849) |
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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:15 PM Author: Black Frozen Roast Beef Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29835782) |
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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:19 PM Author: citrine yapping toaster LOL at the nutella hate itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29835819) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:53 PM Author: effete point gaming laptop why? it's justified. It shows the true shittiness of the lawyer and she won't even own up to it, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094103) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM Author: Razzmatazz crimson hunting ground this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094166) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan double fault Great bump, love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094161) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:02 PM Author: Dashing New Version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819110) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 7:05 PM Author: Floppy Gold Theater Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#34598819) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 7:10 PM Author: Spectacular tanning salon Nutella in the fight of her life ITT to be even more unlikeable than Julia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#34598851) |