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lol. 3rd yr ip lit associate at my firm just got shown the door.

got fired yesterday. he doesn't have anything lined up (yet...
indecent parlor
  02/21/15
"he has a computer science background." He coul...
Irradiated quadroon
  02/21/15
not a good one if he got fired fired, and taken off the webs...
cocky laughsome abode love of her life
  02/21/15
rofl. Who gives a shit about law jobs. If he has a CS degree...
Irradiated quadroon
  02/21/15
He can find a shit prosecution job that pays 100k plus easil...
exciting chartreuse brunch cuckoldry
  02/21/15
where are there 100k+ prosecution shops? all the ip "bi...
cocky laughsome abode love of her life
  02/21/15
Fish, Finnegan, Knobbe, Kenyon, Wilmer, Mofo, Fenwick, Fitzp...
Cyan institution
  02/21/15
LOL at someone who gets FIRED getting a job at a biglaw firm...
Mind-boggling Jet-lagged Public Bath Water Buffalo
  02/21/15
if they find out that you were fired, yeah it's a problem ...
Cyan institution
  02/21/15
those are all biglaw, breh.
cocky laughsome abode love of her life
  02/21/15
Not the places that guy above talked about. Those are Bigla...
exciting chartreuse brunch cuckoldry
  02/21/15
i assume you get pushed out after a few years because you to...
cocky laughsome abode love of her life
  02/21/15
Not really. Obviously it depends on the place but small pros...
exciting chartreuse brunch cuckoldry
  02/21/15
Being productive gets tough as your billing rate goes up bec...
primrose police squad travel guidebook
  02/23/15
isn't he gong to be given 3 months or so (or at least 1 mont...
Cyan institution
  02/21/15
i think he was given 3 months and just disappeared during th...
indecent parlor
  02/22/15
He'll be fine
exciting chartreuse brunch cuckoldry
  02/21/15
why are you loling. was he a jerk or something?
racy talking orchestra pit
  02/21/15
just loling at the brutality of survival in post-industrial ...
indecent parlor
  02/22/15
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Ultramarine private investor
  02/23/15
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Ultramarine private investor
  04/27/15
Lots of false optimism itt.
Mind-boggling Jet-lagged Public Bath Water Buffalo
  02/21/15
He'll be fine.
primrose police squad travel guidebook
  02/23/15
oh shit man I thought you meant he did research on his door ...
Learning Disabled Supple Bbw
  02/23/15
ya I thought this thread was about reverse engineering too
Odious regret toaster
  02/23/15
op is a risk averse dork. but then making less than six figu...
Rose Legend Heaven
  02/23/15
*boomer partner texting 3d yr associate as he holds his wife...
cerebral scarlet chapel
  02/23/15
lol at double aspie CS + BIGLAW having any kind of a wife le...
crusty carmine church building
  04/26/15
...
erotic crimson theater
  04/26/15


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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:45 PM
Author: indecent parlor

got fired yesterday. he doesn't have anything lined up (yet). how fucked? he has a computer science background. he disappeared after he had a kid for paternity leave and never really got integrated back into his team (because of a dramatic slowdown in work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364691)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: Irradiated quadroon

"he has a computer science background."

He could find a job in less than a month, then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364708)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: cocky laughsome abode love of her life

not a good one if he got fired fired, and taken off the website (which would be rare)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364711)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Irradiated quadroon

rofl. Who gives a shit about law jobs. If he has a CS degree, he can find a job paying 80K pretty easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364739)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:52 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse brunch cuckoldry

He can find a shit prosecution job that pays 100k plus easily as well even if he's never prosecuted. Dude is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364752)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:54 PM
Author: cocky laughsome abode love of her life

where are there 100k+ prosecution shops? all the ip "bigtiques" got gobbled up by biglaw. i thought it was much lower.

i'm patent barred and have never prosecuted. maybe i should cop this shit and work 9-5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364775)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:56 PM
Author: Cyan institution

Fish, Finnegan, Knobbe, Kenyon, Wilmer, Mofo, Fenwick, Fitzpatrick, a few others

most ip pros firms/groups that are either part of biglaw firm or have more than 20 attorneys probably pay 100k+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364790)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Jet-lagged Public Bath Water Buffalo

LOL at someone who gets FIRED getting a job at a biglaw firm. Doesn't happen. Firms can be as picky as they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364805)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: Cyan institution

if they find out that you were fired, yeah it's a problem

but how would they know? most ppl who get fired in biglaw get at least 1 month of severance and time to be on the website. It is firm policy at most places not to disclose that you got fired. No future employer is going to contact your "current" employer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364815)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: cocky laughsome abode love of her life

those are all biglaw, breh.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27365400)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse brunch cuckoldry

Not the places that guy above talked about. Those are Biglaw firms. Most big pros shops are outside DC around the PTO, but there are tons of 10-25 person IP firms around that country that do prosecution work and pay 100k plus. They don't pay big law money but you make a decent living and after a few years, in house is a lock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364853)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: cocky laughsome abode love of her life

i assume you get pushed out after a few years because you top out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27365405)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse brunch cuckoldry

Not really. Obviously it depends on the place but small pros shops will let you stick around as long as there is work and you're productive. It's not like Biglaw. You will top out salary wise though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27365420)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: primrose police squad travel guidebook

Being productive gets tough as your billing rate goes up because all the work is fee capped. So you get fewer and fewer hours to complete tasks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27375318)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:54 PM
Author: Cyan institution

isn't he gong to be given 3 months or so (or at least 1 month) and during that time, he stays on the website?

in any event, he's probably fine -- 3rd year ip lit CS is solid, especially if he had a good LS/grades, etc.

but ip lit is not as hot as it was in 2011-12. 3 years ago, he could get a callback interview at 1/2 of the V100 firms that have patent lit groups if he wanted to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364776)



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Date: February 22nd, 2015 12:29 AM
Author: indecent parlor

i think he was given 3 months and just disappeared during the entire 3 months. all of us were wondering where the fuck he went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27367276)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:45 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse brunch cuckoldry

He'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364695)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:55 PM
Author: racy talking orchestra pit

why are you loling. was he a jerk or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364777)



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Date: February 22nd, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: indecent parlor

just loling at the brutality of survival in post-industrial revolution society

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27367289)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27375305)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Ultramarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27769325)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Jet-lagged Public Bath Water Buffalo

Lots of false optimism itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27364784)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: primrose police squad travel guidebook

He'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27375321)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Supple Bbw

oh shit man I thought you meant he did research on his door patent infringement case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27375552)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 10:25 AM
Author: Odious regret toaster

ya I thought this thread was about reverse engineering too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27375597)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Rose Legend Heaven

op is a risk averse dork. but then making less than six figures is obviously a fate worse than death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27375646)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: cerebral scarlet chapel

*boomer partner texting 3d yr associate as he holds his wife's hand during childbirth*

"need 2 have discussion about ur priorities. also how is msj coming along?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27375670)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: crusty carmine church building

lol at double aspie CS + BIGLAW having any kind of a wife let alone one with hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27766010)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: erotic crimson theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814366&forum_id=2#27765977)