and you better belee your future wife has been fucked by them RILL good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2816116&forum_id=2#27377750)

It’s also a reason that one should think twice before shelling out money for a captive “dolphin encounter.” Besides the generally abysmal living conditions of these animals, a fair number of them are more than a little randy and injuries have occurred when an animal took a shine to a female encounterer. One famous 1960’s experiment in dolphin/human cohabitation organized by John Lilly (infamous for giving LSD to dolphins) ended after the female scientist was endlessly hassled by her dolphin roommate looking for affection.

At the end of the day, penises aside, my time at Marine World showed me that perhaps our glorified perception of dolphins has been misguided. Certainly they are highly intelligent, enigmatic creatures that daily astound those humans who work with them. They are highly social, learn quickly, and are highly adept at destroying electronics left too close to the pool’s edge. But like bonobos, their culture – presuming they have one – is far different from our own. It’s as strange to us as alien civilization and seems to involve humping anything that moves – or in many cases, doesn’t.

So as science continues to probe the complexities of dolphin cognition, we must strive not to humanize dolphins any more than we dolphinize humans. And perhaps, someday, those with prehensile penises and those with the normal kind can finally coexist harmoniously together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2816116&forum_id=2#27381766)

In order to satisfy Peter's increasing sexual urges, he would be transported to another pool with two female dolphins. This was a logistical nightmare and it disrupted his communication lessons constantly. Eventually, Lovatt took it upon herself to relieve Peter of his urges, rather than going through the long and inconvenient process of transporting him, "It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch, just get rid of that scratch and we would be done and move on."

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/06/how-a-science-experiment-led-to-sexual-encounters-for-a-woman-and-a-dolphin/372606/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31AWe-FN7CA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2816116&forum_id=2#34439904)

none of your work is in vain bro. you are an increasingly influential voice in the autoadmit community

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2816116&forum_id=2#27377951)

but i would like to point out that in my nearly nine years of XO posting, i have never once seen a married or LTR female poster describe their partners size as even just average, let alone small. every single time it's some vague insinuation that the dude is packing something very impressive.

xo men are full of shit about all kinds of stuff, so i guess you guys get a pass on this little bit of internet pride puffery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2816116&forum_id=2#27381414)