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anyone else get banned from JD Underground?

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit bu...
Irate dilemma
  03/10/15
banned under all my monikers
irradiated forum
  02/20/17
You could talk about shitlaw to me brother
amber sneaky criminal stag film
  03/10/15
u in shitlaw?
Irate dilemma
  03/10/15
Yeah man I hate it so much
amber sneaky criminal stag film
  03/10/15
how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefit...
Irate dilemma
  03/10/15
...
amber sneaky criminal stag film
  03/10/15
brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?
Irate dilemma
  03/10/15
No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack fr...
amber sneaky criminal stag film
  03/10/15
this
Coiffed giraffe
  03/10/15
if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable
amber sneaky criminal stag film
  03/10/15
that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same...
Coiffed giraffe
  03/10/15
why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (...
Irate dilemma
  03/10/15
I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts...
amber sneaky criminal stag film
  03/10/15
...
Coiffed giraffe
  03/10/15
...
Floppy angry sandwich toaster
  03/10/15
Update?
silver jewess yarmulke
  11/13/18
...
Irate dilemma
  11/14/18
Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What wa...
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impo...
Irate dilemma
  03/10/15
Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Tabl...
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
recovering shitlawyer. who were you?
Irate dilemma
  03/10/15
Were you a shitlawyer too
amber sneaky criminal stag film
  03/10/15
yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worke...
Irate dilemma
  03/10/15
Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a ...
navy hall indirect expression
  03/10/15
glad to see i left an impression, brother.
Irate dilemma
  03/10/15
sandawg
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your w...
awkward twinkling orchestra pit personal credit line
  03/10/15
Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so m...
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.
navy hall indirect expression
  03/10/15
.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he l...
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
MnAttny
navy hall indirect expression
  03/10/15
Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread m...
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. M...
navy hall indirect expression
  03/10/15
I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is...
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lo...
Irate dilemma
  03/10/15
I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
You know Naksala posts here?
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
What happened in your date with MNEM
amber sneaky criminal stag film
  02/20/17
Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
LOL
Beady-eyed magenta shrine
  03/10/15
Is JDU down right now?
Floppy angry sandwich toaster
  03/10/15
Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email req...
Duck-like Crotch Community Account
  03/10/15
Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.
impressive sanctuary
  03/10/15
Depressed in my shitlaw office now
amber sneaky criminal stag film
  03/10/15
' ' ' biglaw '
Coiffed giraffe
  03/10/15
Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through thr...
Tan flirting genital piercing depressive
  03/10/15
180 never saw this
amber sneaky criminal stag film
  02/20/17
I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 ...
Lime spot
  03/10/15
...
soul-stirring brindle athletic conference sweet tailpipe
  02/20/17
JFC
stirring nowag parlor
  02/20/17
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Irate dilemma
  02/08/21


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Date: March 10th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Irate dilemma

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit burns me up. It's not fair I don't get to talk about shitlaw to shitlawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462335)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: irradiated forum

banned under all my monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660210)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: amber sneaky criminal stag film

You could talk about shitlaw to me brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462340)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: Irate dilemma

u in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462356)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: amber sneaky criminal stag film

Yeah man I hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462360)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: Irate dilemma

how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462411)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: amber sneaky criminal stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462425)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Irate dilemma

brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462438)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: amber sneaky criminal stag film

No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack from fears of getting berated. I hate my job more than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462444)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Coiffed giraffe

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462509)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: amber sneaky criminal stag film

if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462769)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Coiffed giraffe

that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same shit...ur saving more money but ur life doesnt improve at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462805)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Irate dilemma

why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (loan officer) and makes anywhere from 150-200k a year. he's a chill, fratty outgoing dood tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462821)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: amber sneaky criminal stag film

I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts on xo. If I could get any other job I would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463403)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Coiffed giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463421)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Floppy angry sandwich toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463440)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: silver jewess yarmulke

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37224032)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Irate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37229532)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What was your moniker? This place is a billion times better anyways, who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463408)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Irate dilemma

john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impose a rule against use of the term "shitlaw" and he created a subforum for biglaw. dude, your board is a shitlaw board and shitlawyers post on it. embrace it, you fucking gook nerd. so i made a bunch of posts ridiculing him for having slanty eyes and he banned me for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463797)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Table too with Mnem, CatherineWheel, TexLaw, and that crew. Good times. You are a good dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463815)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Irate dilemma

recovering shitlawyer. who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463829)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: amber sneaky criminal stag film

Were you a shitlawyer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463842)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Irate dilemma

yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worked in ID for about a year, then ended up working for a solo who did management-side labor and employment. i work at one of the national L&E firms now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463909)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: navy hall indirect expression

Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a teddy bear propped up next to a throbbing erection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464639)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Irate dilemma

glad to see i left an impression, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464721)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

sandawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463847)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: awkward twinkling orchestra pit personal credit line

No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your website!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464629)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so more to post. I've been debating taking it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465596)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: navy hall indirect expression

Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463850)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he left CT before I joined.

I should killself for not mentioning ODR. Who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463861)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: navy hall indirect expression

MnAttny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463874)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread may have hit 1,000 posts over here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463890)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: navy hall indirect expression

I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. My favorite thread I created was findcj the children's story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463908)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is crazy for that place. I think my most popular thread was one where I asked for advice on what to wear for a blind date and then after that thread was over 100 posts I revealed that my date was with Mnem which threw it into the stratosphere.

I don't know if I remember the findcj thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463927)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Irate dilemma

this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lonelyfridaynights? shitlaw poet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464052)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464099)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

You know Naksala posts here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464110)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: amber sneaky criminal stag film

What happened in your date with MNEM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659661)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465603)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed magenta shrine

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467072)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Floppy angry sandwich toaster

Is JDU down right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463445)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Duck-like Crotch Community Account

Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email requirement, there seems to be dozens of new posters every time you log on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463458)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463814)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: amber sneaky criminal stag film

Depressed in my shitlaw office now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463836)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Coiffed giraffe

' ' ' biglaw '

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464008)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Tan flirting genital piercing depressive

Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through three years of shitlaw before copping chill fratty low 100k midlaw. It can get better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464579)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: amber sneaky criminal stag film

180 never saw this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659670)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Lime spot

I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 year old shrew boss (skinny blond who looked haggard) brought her husband into the office. He was 6'5", black, and jacked. She had pictures of her ex-husband (dorky white dude who had previously been in the office on multiple occasions) and her children in her office.

She almost fired me once because I had a gigantic mess of papers on my desk (i had a tiny cubicle) and was caught being on espn.com on "multiple occasions."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467145)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring brindle athletic conference sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660247)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: stirring nowag parlor

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660437)



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Date: February 8th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Irate dilemma



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