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anyone else get banned from JD Underground?

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit bu...
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  03/10/15
banned under all my monikers
Contagious Brunch Kitty Cat
  02/20/17
You could talk about shitlaw to me brother
lemon parlour
  03/10/15
u in shitlaw?
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  03/10/15
Yeah man I hate it so much
lemon parlour
  03/10/15
how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefit...
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  03/10/15
...
lemon parlour
  03/10/15
brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  03/10/15
No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack fr...
lemon parlour
  03/10/15
this
appetizing orchestra pit
  03/10/15
if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable
lemon parlour
  03/10/15
that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same...
appetizing orchestra pit
  03/10/15
why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (...
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  03/10/15
I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts...
lemon parlour
  03/10/15
...
appetizing orchestra pit
  03/10/15
...
peach glittery personal credit line
  03/10/15
Update?
stimulating bright tanning salon
  11/13/18
...
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  11/14/18
Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What wa...
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impo...
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  03/10/15
Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Tabl...
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
recovering shitlawyer. who were you?
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  03/10/15
Were you a shitlawyer too
lemon parlour
  03/10/15
yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worke...
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  03/10/15
Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a ...
Electric volcanic crater dog poop
  03/10/15
glad to see i left an impression, brother.
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  03/10/15
sandawg
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your w...
odious federal state
  03/10/15
Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so m...
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.
Electric volcanic crater dog poop
  03/10/15
.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he l...
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
MnAttny
Electric volcanic crater dog poop
  03/10/15
Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread m...
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. M...
Electric volcanic crater dog poop
  03/10/15
I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is...
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lo...
buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  03/10/15
I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
You know Naksala posts here?
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
What happened in your date with MNEM
lemon parlour
  02/20/17
Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
LOL
demanding ultramarine menage
  03/10/15
Is JDU down right now?
peach glittery personal credit line
  03/10/15
Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email req...
black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water
  03/10/15
Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.
Comical Crystalline Mad-dog Skullcap
  03/10/15
Depressed in my shitlaw office now
lemon parlour
  03/10/15
' ' ' biglaw '
appetizing orchestra pit
  03/10/15
Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through thr...
Low-t hissy fit halford
  03/10/15
180 never saw this
lemon parlour
  02/20/17
I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 ...
lavender yapping philosopher-king
  03/10/15
...
Salmon Concupiscible Locale Double Fault
  02/20/17
JFC
Dark sticky dilemma
  02/20/17
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buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge
  02/08/21


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Date: March 10th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit burns me up. It's not fair I don't get to talk about shitlaw to shitlawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462335)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Contagious Brunch Kitty Cat

banned under all my monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660210)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: lemon parlour

You could talk about shitlaw to me brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462340)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge

u in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462356)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: lemon parlour

Yeah man I hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462360)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge

how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462411)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: lemon parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462425)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge

brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462438)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: lemon parlour

No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack from fears of getting berated. I hate my job more than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462444)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: appetizing orchestra pit

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462509)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: lemon parlour

if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462769)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: appetizing orchestra pit

that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same shit...ur saving more money but ur life doesnt improve at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462805)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge

why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (loan officer) and makes anywhere from 150-200k a year. he's a chill, fratty outgoing dood tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462821)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: lemon parlour

I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts on xo. If I could get any other job I would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463403)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: appetizing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463421)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: peach glittery personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463440)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: stimulating bright tanning salon

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37224032)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37229532)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What was your moniker? This place is a billion times better anyways, who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463408)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge

john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impose a rule against use of the term "shitlaw" and he created a subforum for biglaw. dude, your board is a shitlaw board and shitlawyers post on it. embrace it, you fucking gook nerd. so i made a bunch of posts ridiculing him for having slanty eyes and he banned me for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463797)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Table too with Mnem, CatherineWheel, TexLaw, and that crew. Good times. You are a good dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463815)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge

recovering shitlawyer. who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463829)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: lemon parlour

Were you a shitlawyer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463842)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge

yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worked in ID for about a year, then ended up working for a solo who did management-side labor and employment. i work at one of the national L&E firms now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463909)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: Electric volcanic crater dog poop

Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a teddy bear propped up next to a throbbing erection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464639)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge

glad to see i left an impression, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464721)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

sandawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463847)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: odious federal state

No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your website!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464629)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so more to post. I've been debating taking it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465596)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Electric volcanic crater dog poop

Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463850)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he left CT before I joined.

I should killself for not mentioning ODR. Who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463861)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Electric volcanic crater dog poop

MnAttny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463874)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread may have hit 1,000 posts over here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463890)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Electric volcanic crater dog poop

I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. My favorite thread I created was findcj the children's story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463908)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is crazy for that place. I think my most popular thread was one where I asked for advice on what to wear for a blind date and then after that thread was over 100 posts I revealed that my date was with Mnem which threw it into the stratosphere.

I don't know if I remember the findcj thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463927)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge

this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lonelyfridaynights? shitlaw poet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464052)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464099)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

You know Naksala posts here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464110)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: lemon parlour

What happened in your date with MNEM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659661)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465603)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: demanding ultramarine menage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467072)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: peach glittery personal credit line

Is JDU down right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463445)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: black hyperventilating turdskin boiling water

Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email requirement, there seems to be dozens of new posters every time you log on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463458)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: Comical Crystalline Mad-dog Skullcap

Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463814)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: lemon parlour

Depressed in my shitlaw office now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463836)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: appetizing orchestra pit

' ' ' biglaw '

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464008)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Low-t hissy fit halford

Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through three years of shitlaw before copping chill fratty low 100k midlaw. It can get better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464579)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: lemon parlour

180 never saw this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659670)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: lavender yapping philosopher-king

I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 year old shrew boss (skinny blond who looked haggard) brought her husband into the office. He was 6'5", black, and jacked. She had pictures of her ex-husband (dorky white dude who had previously been in the office on multiple occasions) and her children in her office.

She almost fired me once because I had a gigantic mess of papers on my desk (i had a tiny cubicle) and was caught being on espn.com on "multiple occasions."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467145)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Salmon Concupiscible Locale Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660247)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Dark sticky dilemma

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660437)



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Date: February 8th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: buff kink-friendly degenerate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#41909534)