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anyone else get banned from JD Underground?

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit bu...
alcoholic wine stage
  03/10/15
banned under all my monikers
Shaky thriller national background story
  02/20/17
You could talk about shitlaw to me brother
Massive dilemma
  03/10/15
u in shitlaw?
alcoholic wine stage
  03/10/15
Yeah man I hate it so much
Massive dilemma
  03/10/15
how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefit...
alcoholic wine stage
  03/10/15
...
Massive dilemma
  03/10/15
brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?
alcoholic wine stage
  03/10/15
No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack fr...
Massive dilemma
  03/10/15
this
Vigorous trust fund lettuce
  03/10/15
if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable
Massive dilemma
  03/10/15
that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same...
Vigorous trust fund lettuce
  03/10/15
why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (...
alcoholic wine stage
  03/10/15
I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts...
Massive dilemma
  03/10/15
...
Vigorous trust fund lettuce
  03/10/15
...
irradiated white therapy
  03/10/15
Update?
swashbuckling principal's office
  11/13/18
...
alcoholic wine stage
  11/14/18
Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What wa...
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impo...
alcoholic wine stage
  03/10/15
Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Tabl...
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
recovering shitlawyer. who were you?
alcoholic wine stage
  03/10/15
Were you a shitlawyer too
Massive dilemma
  03/10/15
yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worke...
alcoholic wine stage
  03/10/15
Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a ...
underhanded people who are hurt idiot
  03/10/15
glad to see i left an impression, brother.
alcoholic wine stage
  03/10/15
sandawg
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your w...
Mind-boggling Brass Chad
  03/10/15
Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so m...
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.
underhanded people who are hurt idiot
  03/10/15
.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he l...
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
MnAttny
underhanded people who are hurt idiot
  03/10/15
Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread m...
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. M...
underhanded people who are hurt idiot
  03/10/15
I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is...
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lo...
alcoholic wine stage
  03/10/15
I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
You know Naksala posts here?
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
What happened in your date with MNEM
Massive dilemma
  02/20/17
Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
LOL
lime sinister theatre
  03/10/15
Is JDU down right now?
irradiated white therapy
  03/10/15
Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email req...
embarrassed to the bone titillating address
  03/10/15
Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.
charismatic stage
  03/10/15
Depressed in my shitlaw office now
Massive dilemma
  03/10/15
' ' ' biglaw '
Vigorous trust fund lettuce
  03/10/15
Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through thr...
Flatulent degenerate mad-dog skullcap
  03/10/15
180 never saw this
Massive dilemma
  02/20/17
I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 ...
Startling crimson step-uncle's house regret
  03/10/15
...
floppy sanctuary messiness
  02/20/17
JFC
Appetizing house-broken stag film marketing idea
  02/20/17
...
alcoholic wine stage
  02/08/21


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Date: March 10th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: alcoholic wine stage

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit burns me up. It's not fair I don't get to talk about shitlaw to shitlawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462335)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Shaky thriller national background story

banned under all my monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660210)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: Massive dilemma

You could talk about shitlaw to me brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462340)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: alcoholic wine stage

u in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462356)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Massive dilemma

Yeah man I hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462360)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: alcoholic wine stage

how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462411)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: Massive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462425)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: alcoholic wine stage

brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462438)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Massive dilemma

No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack from fears of getting berated. I hate my job more than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462444)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Vigorous trust fund lettuce

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462509)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Massive dilemma

if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462769)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Vigorous trust fund lettuce

that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same shit...ur saving more money but ur life doesnt improve at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462805)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: alcoholic wine stage

why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (loan officer) and makes anywhere from 150-200k a year. he's a chill, fratty outgoing dood tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462821)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Massive dilemma

I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts on xo. If I could get any other job I would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463403)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Vigorous trust fund lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463421)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: irradiated white therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463440)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling principal's office

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37224032)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: alcoholic wine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37229532)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What was your moniker? This place is a billion times better anyways, who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463408)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: alcoholic wine stage

john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impose a rule against use of the term "shitlaw" and he created a subforum for biglaw. dude, your board is a shitlaw board and shitlawyers post on it. embrace it, you fucking gook nerd. so i made a bunch of posts ridiculing him for having slanty eyes and he banned me for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463797)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Table too with Mnem, CatherineWheel, TexLaw, and that crew. Good times. You are a good dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463815)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: alcoholic wine stage

recovering shitlawyer. who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463829)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Massive dilemma

Were you a shitlawyer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463842)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: alcoholic wine stage

yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worked in ID for about a year, then ended up working for a solo who did management-side labor and employment. i work at one of the national L&E firms now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463909)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt idiot

Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a teddy bear propped up next to a throbbing erection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464639)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: alcoholic wine stage

glad to see i left an impression, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464721)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

sandawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463847)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Brass Chad

No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your website!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464629)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so more to post. I've been debating taking it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465596)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt idiot

Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463850)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he left CT before I joined.

I should killself for not mentioning ODR. Who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463861)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt idiot

MnAttny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463874)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread may have hit 1,000 posts over here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463890)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt idiot

I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. My favorite thread I created was findcj the children's story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463908)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is crazy for that place. I think my most popular thread was one where I asked for advice on what to wear for a blind date and then after that thread was over 100 posts I revealed that my date was with Mnem which threw it into the stratosphere.

I don't know if I remember the findcj thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463927)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: alcoholic wine stage

this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lonelyfridaynights? shitlaw poet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464052)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464099)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

You know Naksala posts here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464110)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Massive dilemma

What happened in your date with MNEM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659661)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465603)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: lime sinister theatre

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467072)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: irradiated white therapy

Is JDU down right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463445)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating address

Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email requirement, there seems to be dozens of new posters every time you log on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463458)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: charismatic stage

Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463814)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Massive dilemma

Depressed in my shitlaw office now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463836)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Vigorous trust fund lettuce

' ' ' biglaw '

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464008)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Flatulent degenerate mad-dog skullcap

Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through three years of shitlaw before copping chill fratty low 100k midlaw. It can get better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464579)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Massive dilemma

180 never saw this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659670)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Startling crimson step-uncle's house regret

I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 year old shrew boss (skinny blond who looked haggard) brought her husband into the office. He was 6'5", black, and jacked. She had pictures of her ex-husband (dorky white dude who had previously been in the office on multiple occasions) and her children in her office.

She almost fired me once because I had a gigantic mess of papers on my desk (i had a tiny cubicle) and was caught being on espn.com on "multiple occasions."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467145)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: floppy sanctuary messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660247)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Appetizing house-broken stag film marketing idea

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660437)



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Date: February 8th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: alcoholic wine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#41909534)