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anyone else get banned from JD Underground?

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit bu...
chartreuse stage ceo
  03/10/15
banned under all my monikers
Bistre Hell
  02/20/17
You could talk about shitlaw to me brother
Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm
  03/10/15
u in shitlaw?
chartreuse stage ceo
  03/10/15
Yeah man I hate it so much
Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm
  03/10/15
how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefit...
chartreuse stage ceo
  03/10/15
...
Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm
  03/10/15
brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?
chartreuse stage ceo
  03/10/15
No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack fr...
Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm
  03/10/15
this
Costumed Mad Cow Disease
  03/10/15
if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable
Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm
  03/10/15
that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same...
Costumed Mad Cow Disease
  03/10/15
why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (...
chartreuse stage ceo
  03/10/15
I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts...
Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm
  03/10/15
...
Costumed Mad Cow Disease
  03/10/15
...
greedy bbw macaca
  03/10/15
Update?
Lascivious nursing home
  11/13/18
...
chartreuse stage ceo
  11/14/18
Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What wa...
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impo...
chartreuse stage ceo
  03/10/15
Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Tabl...
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
recovering shitlawyer. who were you?
chartreuse stage ceo
  03/10/15
Were you a shitlawyer too
Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm
  03/10/15
yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worke...
chartreuse stage ceo
  03/10/15
Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a ...
Thriller space
  03/10/15
glad to see i left an impression, brother.
chartreuse stage ceo
  03/10/15
sandawg
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your w...
electric community account location
  03/10/15
Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so m...
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.
Thriller space
  03/10/15
.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he l...
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
MnAttny
Thriller space
  03/10/15
Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread m...
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. M...
Thriller space
  03/10/15
I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is...
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lo...
chartreuse stage ceo
  03/10/15
I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
You know Naksala posts here?
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
What happened in your date with MNEM
Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm
  02/20/17
Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
LOL
flushed dog poop school cafeteria
  03/10/15
Is JDU down right now?
greedy bbw macaca
  03/10/15
Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email req...
chest-beating theater stage
  03/10/15
Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.
charismatic lay brethren
  03/10/15
Depressed in my shitlaw office now
Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm
  03/10/15
' ' ' biglaw '
Costumed Mad Cow Disease
  03/10/15
Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through thr...
Abnormal crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  03/10/15
180 never saw this
Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm
  02/20/17
I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 ...
Impressive cruise ship
  03/10/15
...
Abusive parlor
  02/20/17
JFC
filthy arousing rehab degenerate
  02/20/17
...
chartreuse stage ceo
  02/08/21


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Date: March 10th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit burns me up. It's not fair I don't get to talk about shitlaw to shitlawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462335)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Bistre Hell

banned under all my monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660210)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm

You could talk about shitlaw to me brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462340)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo

u in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462356)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm

Yeah man I hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462360)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo

how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462411)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462425)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo

brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462438)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm

No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack from fears of getting berated. I hate my job more than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462444)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Costumed Mad Cow Disease

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462509)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm

if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462769)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Costumed Mad Cow Disease

that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same shit...ur saving more money but ur life doesnt improve at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462805)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo

why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (loan officer) and makes anywhere from 150-200k a year. he's a chill, fratty outgoing dood tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462821)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm

I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts on xo. If I could get any other job I would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463403)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Costumed Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463421)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: greedy bbw macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463440)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Lascivious nursing home

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37224032)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37229532)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What was your moniker? This place is a billion times better anyways, who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463408)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo

john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impose a rule against use of the term "shitlaw" and he created a subforum for biglaw. dude, your board is a shitlaw board and shitlawyers post on it. embrace it, you fucking gook nerd. so i made a bunch of posts ridiculing him for having slanty eyes and he banned me for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463797)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Table too with Mnem, CatherineWheel, TexLaw, and that crew. Good times. You are a good dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463815)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo

recovering shitlawyer. who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463829)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm

Were you a shitlawyer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463842)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo

yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worked in ID for about a year, then ended up working for a solo who did management-side labor and employment. i work at one of the national L&E firms now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463909)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: Thriller space

Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a teddy bear propped up next to a throbbing erection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464639)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo

glad to see i left an impression, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464721)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

sandawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463847)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: electric community account location

No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your website!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464629)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so more to post. I've been debating taking it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465596)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Thriller space

Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463850)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he left CT before I joined.

I should killself for not mentioning ODR. Who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463861)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Thriller space

MnAttny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463874)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread may have hit 1,000 posts over here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463890)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Thriller space

I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. My favorite thread I created was findcj the children's story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463908)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is crazy for that place. I think my most popular thread was one where I asked for advice on what to wear for a blind date and then after that thread was over 100 posts I revealed that my date was with Mnem which threw it into the stratosphere.

I don't know if I remember the findcj thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463927)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo

this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lonelyfridaynights? shitlaw poet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464052)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464099)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

You know Naksala posts here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464110)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm

What happened in your date with MNEM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659661)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465603)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: flushed dog poop school cafeteria

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467072)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: greedy bbw macaca

Is JDU down right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463445)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: chest-beating theater stage

Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email requirement, there seems to be dozens of new posters every time you log on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463458)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: charismatic lay brethren

Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463814)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm

Depressed in my shitlaw office now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463836)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Costumed Mad Cow Disease

' ' ' biglaw '

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464008)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Abnormal crackhouse twinkling uncleanness

Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through three years of shitlaw before copping chill fratty low 100k midlaw. It can get better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464579)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Bonkers Scourge Upon The Earth Business Firm

180 never saw this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659670)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Impressive cruise ship

I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 year old shrew boss (skinny blond who looked haggard) brought her husband into the office. He was 6'5", black, and jacked. She had pictures of her ex-husband (dorky white dude who had previously been in the office on multiple occasions) and her children in her office.

She almost fired me once because I had a gigantic mess of papers on my desk (i had a tiny cubicle) and was caught being on espn.com on "multiple occasions."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467145)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Abusive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660247)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: filthy arousing rehab degenerate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660437)



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Date: February 8th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: chartreuse stage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#41909534)