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anyone else get banned from JD Underground?

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit bu...
Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  03/10/15
banned under all my monikers
Comical Organic Girlfriend Dilemma
  02/20/17
You could talk about shitlaw to me brother
Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  03/10/15
u in shitlaw?
Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  03/10/15
Yeah man I hate it so much
Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  03/10/15
how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefit...
Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  03/10/15
...
Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  03/10/15
brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?
Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  03/10/15
No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack fr...
Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  03/10/15
this
Embarrassed to the bone hyperventilating quadroon foreskin
  03/10/15
if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable
Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  03/10/15
that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same...
Embarrassed to the bone hyperventilating quadroon foreskin
  03/10/15
why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (...
Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  03/10/15
I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts...
Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  03/10/15
...
Embarrassed to the bone hyperventilating quadroon foreskin
  03/10/15
...
abnormal tantric rehab preventive strike
  03/10/15
Update?
diverse school cafeteria gaming laptop
  11/13/18
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Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  11/14/18
Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What wa...
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impo...
Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  03/10/15
Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Tabl...
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
recovering shitlawyer. who were you?
Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  03/10/15
Were you a shitlawyer too
Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  03/10/15
yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worke...
Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  03/10/15
Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a ...
Fiercely-loyal wild site yarmulke
  03/10/15
glad to see i left an impression, brother.
Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  03/10/15
sandawg
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your w...
citrine cruel-hearted piazza factory reset button
  03/10/15
Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so m...
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.
Fiercely-loyal wild site yarmulke
  03/10/15
.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he l...
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
MnAttny
Fiercely-loyal wild site yarmulke
  03/10/15
Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread m...
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. M...
Fiercely-loyal wild site yarmulke
  03/10/15
I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is...
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lo...
Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  03/10/15
I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
You know Naksala posts here?
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
What happened in your date with MNEM
Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  02/20/17
Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
LOL
Rebellious hall volcanic crater
  03/10/15
Is JDU down right now?
abnormal tantric rehab preventive strike
  03/10/15
Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email req...
flickering disturbing national security agency
  03/10/15
Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.
arrogant gaping
  03/10/15
Depressed in my shitlaw office now
Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  03/10/15
' ' ' biglaw '
Embarrassed to the bone hyperventilating quadroon foreskin
  03/10/15
Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through thr...
provocative aqua trailer park
  03/10/15
180 never saw this
Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease
  02/20/17
I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 ...
spectacular space
  03/10/15
...
Clear Stirring Location Twinkling Uncleanness
  02/20/17
JFC
Cerise Locale
  02/20/17
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Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry
  02/08/21


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Date: March 10th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit burns me up. It's not fair I don't get to talk about shitlaw to shitlawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462335)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Comical Organic Girlfriend Dilemma

banned under all my monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660210)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease

You could talk about shitlaw to me brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462340)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry

u in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462356)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease

Yeah man I hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462360)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry

how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462411)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462425)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry

brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462438)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease

No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack from fears of getting berated. I hate my job more than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462444)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hyperventilating quadroon foreskin

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462509)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease

if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462769)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hyperventilating quadroon foreskin

that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same shit...ur saving more money but ur life doesnt improve at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462805)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry

why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (loan officer) and makes anywhere from 150-200k a year. he's a chill, fratty outgoing dood tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462821)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease

I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts on xo. If I could get any other job I would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463403)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hyperventilating quadroon foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463421)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: abnormal tantric rehab preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463440)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: diverse school cafeteria gaming laptop

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37224032)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37229532)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What was your moniker? This place is a billion times better anyways, who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463408)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry

john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impose a rule against use of the term "shitlaw" and he created a subforum for biglaw. dude, your board is a shitlaw board and shitlawyers post on it. embrace it, you fucking gook nerd. so i made a bunch of posts ridiculing him for having slanty eyes and he banned me for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463797)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Table too with Mnem, CatherineWheel, TexLaw, and that crew. Good times. You are a good dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463815)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry

recovering shitlawyer. who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463829)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease

Were you a shitlawyer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463842)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry

yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worked in ID for about a year, then ended up working for a solo who did management-side labor and employment. i work at one of the national L&E firms now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463909)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal wild site yarmulke

Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a teddy bear propped up next to a throbbing erection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464639)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry

glad to see i left an impression, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464721)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

sandawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463847)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: citrine cruel-hearted piazza factory reset button

No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your website!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464629)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so more to post. I've been debating taking it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465596)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal wild site yarmulke

Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463850)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he left CT before I joined.

I should killself for not mentioning ODR. Who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463861)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal wild site yarmulke

MnAttny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463874)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread may have hit 1,000 posts over here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463890)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal wild site yarmulke

I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. My favorite thread I created was findcj the children's story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463908)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is crazy for that place. I think my most popular thread was one where I asked for advice on what to wear for a blind date and then after that thread was over 100 posts I revealed that my date was with Mnem which threw it into the stratosphere.

I don't know if I remember the findcj thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463927)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry

this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lonelyfridaynights? shitlaw poet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464052)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464099)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

You know Naksala posts here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464110)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease

What happened in your date with MNEM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659661)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465603)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Rebellious hall volcanic crater

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467072)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: abnormal tantric rehab preventive strike

Is JDU down right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463445)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: flickering disturbing national security agency

Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email requirement, there seems to be dozens of new posters every time you log on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463458)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: arrogant gaping

Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463814)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease

Depressed in my shitlaw office now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463836)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hyperventilating quadroon foreskin

' ' ' biglaw '

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464008)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: provocative aqua trailer park

Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through three years of shitlaw before copping chill fratty low 100k midlaw. It can get better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464579)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Azure aphrodisiac mad cow disease

180 never saw this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659670)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: spectacular space

I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 year old shrew boss (skinny blond who looked haggard) brought her husband into the office. He was 6'5", black, and jacked. She had pictures of her ex-husband (dorky white dude who had previously been in the office on multiple occasions) and her children in her office.

She almost fired me once because I had a gigantic mess of papers on my desk (i had a tiny cubicle) and was caught being on espn.com on "multiple occasions."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467145)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Clear Stirring Location Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660247)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Cerise Locale

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660437)



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Date: February 8th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine sanctuary dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#41909534)