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Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol
  03/31/15
You sons of bitches. We told you this would happen. And no...
irradiated low-t dilemma reading party
  03/31/15
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filthy charismatic locale
  03/31/15
I didn't catch that, your line is weak. Can you dial in agai...
Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol
  03/31/15
"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call...
irradiated low-t dilemma reading party
  03/31/15
*drowned out by cheering on conference call*
Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol
  03/31/15
"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....
slate ceo deer antler
  03/31/15
Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a clas...
filthy charismatic locale
  03/31/15
cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gy...
Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol
  03/31/15
ty lol
filthy charismatic locale
  03/31/15
Alpha
bossy garnet indian lodge
  03/24/18
"After the events of the past month, only the most conf...
slate ceo deer antler
  03/31/15
ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error
filthy charismatic locale
  03/31/15
Lol tyft
Translucent judgmental lodge coldplay fan
  03/31/15
Brother, I'm sorry for not seeing this earlier. Completely ...
irradiated low-t dilemma reading party
  03/31/15
GIANT | BLUE | WARBLERS | WITH | ANCIENT | MACHINES | GBWWAM
filthy charismatic locale
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irradiated low-t dilemma reading party
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Umber mediation love of her life
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180. would read again.
Talking whorehouse
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irradiated low-t dilemma reading party
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amber rehab
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Translucent judgmental lodge coldplay fan
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Holy shit, how did I miss this the first time around. Amazin...
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honey-headed stage knife
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Orange institution
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buff dead piazza
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Honestly, I think this is the best post in the history of xo...
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ivory hateful affirmative action
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irradiated low-t dilemma reading party
  10/22/15
http://www.kaiju.com/index.htm fun shows.
Razzmatazz lemon faggot firefighter home
  03/31/15
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol
  03/31/15
Do you have the signature pages? One second. Yes. ...
Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol
  03/31/15
Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me. Thanks. Do no...
filthy charismatic locale
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irradiated low-t dilemma reading party
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irradiated low-t dilemma reading party
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Nm, can u please explain the reference? I will then edit out...
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Carmine concupiscible psychic hell
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gold theatre gaming laptop
  12/17/15
everyone itt is gone
charcoal startled travel guidebook antidepressant drug
  05/12/16
A different age, brother. Before Trump. Before the Wall.
Translucent judgmental lodge coldplay fan
  05/12/16
Literally no one ITT is gone.
bossy garnet indian lodge
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honey-headed stage knife
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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party

You sons of bitches. We told you this would happen. And now? When we needed him most? He's walked away. Tired of our taunts. Told us to "cancel our own damn apocalypse." Are you satisfied? He's out in the wilderness, beyond our reach. The program is derelict, leaderless, abandoned. We are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587355)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: filthy charismatic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587362)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol

I didn't catch that, your line is weak. Can you dial in again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587378)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party

"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call. I'm sure you've seen {....} Well, I don't think that's appropriate. {....} I don't think I could even physically do that. {....} Leave my mother out of this. Listen, I'm sure you've seen the news. We could really {...} Those were jokes. Jokes! {....} Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....} They're not going to agree to that. {....} They're never going to agree to that. Okay, maybe some of them. But we don't have time {....} Okay, I'll see what I can do. Just, just keep an open mind brother."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587385)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol

*drowned out by cheering on conference call*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587389)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: slate ceo deer antler

"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....}"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587462)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: filthy charismatic locale

Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a classroom desked with mahogany and windowed with golden sunlight and harlequin trees and fluffy egg clouds. There is an activity of small brown mammals in the corner of his eye.

"I'm sorry, Professor. Can you repeat the question?"

"Yes, Mr. Morgenste. What rule did the Galactic Court use in determining that the species of Benetine-Gamma did not have standing to sue? Was it the right rule?"

The mammals have resolved to sentient semisquirrels, creatures particular to the universities of this planet. They are playing a game: they toss an acorn to the air, turn around, and try to flick it with their tails.

"Mr. Morgenste?"

He looks back at the center of the room. "Capacity for pain and capacity for intellection." He says it almost dismissively. The class is hushed. After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some think him a hero.

"And was it proper?"

The semisquirrels have stopped their game. They are watching too. The clouds have stopped their orbit and the sun has stopped its glow. The life of this Central sphere is captured now like stained glass in the periphery of his vision. Out of the side of his other eye he sees the professor, slightly stooped, nervous, maybe awed. He tunes these out and stares straight ahead. And nobody knows what he is looking at.

"Mr. Morgenste?" It's almost a whisper.

"No," he says. A few people gasp audibly.

"W-w-what was their mistake?"

"When plaintiff species brings a suit based on harm to another species, the suit should be allowed if and only if capacity for pain and capacity for intellection are both represented, but in both species cumulatively, not in either simultaneously. The ancient machines of Benetine-Gamma have the capacity for intellection. And the giant blue warblers of Benetine-Alpha had the capacity for pain. Taken together, those should have sufficed to pass the test, and the suit should have been allowed."

His classmates are whispering wildly. A few women have tears in their eyes. The professor has dropped his notes on the floor and seats himself, shaking. But Neumann isn't looking at them. He looks out the window instead, and there, outlined against the mendacious bright blue of this powerful world's manufactured sky, he sees the semisquirrels all in a row, looking straight at him. And they bow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587450)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol

cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gym but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587457)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: filthy charismatic locale

ty lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587458)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: bossy garnet indian lodge

Alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675802)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: slate ceo deer antler

"After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some thought him a hero."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: filthy charismatic locale

ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587476)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Translucent judgmental lodge coldplay fan

Lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587696)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party

Brother, I'm sorry for not seeing this earlier. Completely undeserved on my part and completely 180 on your part. Really wonderful. This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27589723)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: filthy charismatic locale

GIANT | BLUE | WARBLERS | WITH | ANCIENT | MACHINES | GBWWAM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27590742)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27631518)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: Umber mediation love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691086)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Talking whorehouse

180. would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691168)



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#28206757)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: amber rehab



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Translucent judgmental lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30463918)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: buff dead piazza

Holy shit, how did I miss this the first time around. Amazing on so many levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30464026)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: honey-headed stage knife



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Orange institution



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: buff dead piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35658992)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: buff dead piazza

Honestly, I think this is the best post in the history of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675532)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: transparent offensive national security agency



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Date: June 1st, 2019 5:29 AM
Author: Heady sapphire hospital doctorate



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Date: June 1st, 2019 10:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring genital piercing abode



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: ivory hateful affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587679)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#29022911)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz lemon faggot firefighter home

http://www.kaiju.com/index.htm

fun shows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587359)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587446)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol

Do you have the signature pages?

One second.

Yes.

Are you sure.

They're all here.

You have to be sure.

Yes I have all of them.

*nods*

Begin the ritual.

*places signature pages on the stone floor*

*cuts wrist*

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Again.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

My mouth is dry. I'm feeling light headed, can I have

Again. Resume the mantra.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Now. The indenture. Flip to page 5 and begin reading. Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587494)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: filthy charismatic locale

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587498)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587501)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: filthy charismatic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587645)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Talking whorehouse



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: at-the-ready milk



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready milk

Nm, can u please explain the reference? I will then edit out this post so that it doesn't dilute the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691087)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Carmine concupiscible psychic hell



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Date: May 21st, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party



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Date: June 29th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party



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Date: July 16th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: irradiated low-t dilemma reading party



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Carmine concupiscible psychic hell



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: slate ceo deer antler



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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: maize frum area masturbator



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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: gold theatre gaming laptop



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: charcoal startled travel guidebook antidepressant drug

everyone itt is gone

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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Translucent judgmental lodge coldplay fan

A different age, brother. Before Trump. Before the Wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30463950)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: bossy garnet indian lodge

Literally no one ITT is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675804)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: honey-headed stage knife



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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: Aqua Alcoholic University Goal In Life



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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: fishy potus



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Aqua Alcoholic University Goal In Life



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: lascivious indigo brethren senate



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