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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Disgusting rigor

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Vigorous New Version

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: at-the-ready keepsake machete

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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Author: angry supple plaza



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pontificating internal respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: misunderstood laughsome juggernaut



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Wonderful pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: excitant lilac son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring filthy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Wonderful pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly electric corner roast beef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Wonderful pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: talented personal credit line stain

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly electric corner roast beef

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Frisky market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Self-centered Cocky Feces Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: free-loading primrose twinkling uncleanness

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: big puppy

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: burgundy crawly multi-billionaire menage

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: excitant lilac son of senegal

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Low-t lascivious chapel incel

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: charcoal fortuitous meteor hall

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lime roommate box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Unholy locale jap

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: clear impressive site

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: carnelian institution death wish

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Smoky Stimulating Parlor

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Beta swollen bawdyhouse generalized bond

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: at-the-ready keepsake machete

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: twinkling stage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: talented personal credit line stain

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Vibrant forum ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: charismatic center antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless gaping dysfunction

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Canary Cuck Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: nighttime adventurous gaming laptop



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: maniacal parlour



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Khaki Pocket Flask Range



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Wonderful pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: twinkling stage police squad

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: twinkling stage police squad

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Coral scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Blue trip stage partner

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Smoky Stimulating Parlor

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: twinkling stage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Glittery area wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Motley naked dilemma

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: bateful hot temple volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: floppy lodge mediation

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Glittery area wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Self-centered Cocky Feces Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Smoky Stimulating Parlor

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: floppy lodge mediation

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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Sepia Autistic House Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Kink-friendly electric corner roast beef



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: bright fiercely-loyal space wrinkle



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: beady-eyed brunch background story



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: snowy office

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Sepia Autistic House Milk

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Self-centered Cocky Feces Sandwich

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Sepia Autistic House Milk

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lime roommate box office



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: turquoise field



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: dark lay haunted graveyard

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: floppy lodge mediation

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready keepsake machete

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: floppy lodge mediation

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz learning disabled set faggotry

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650714)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: sable razzle-dazzle state

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Mentally impaired submissive candlestick maker

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Coral scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: saffron main people crackhouse

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: saffron main people crackhouse

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: charismatic center antidepressant drug

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Walnut cracking ticket booth philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: maize hideous patrolman

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: maize hideous patrolman

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: indigo concupiscible stead

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710635)



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Author: excitant lilac son of senegal



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Canary Cuck Pistol



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ratface becky



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: maniacal parlour



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: heady mewling school place of business

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Coral scourge upon the earth

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Comical resort coldplay fan

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: carmine startled electric furnace knife

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Comical resort coldplay fan

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Passionate Bronze Old Irish Cottage Tattoo

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired submissive candlestick maker



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino

Estimate this man's dick size.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Obsidian school cafeteria brethren

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Passionate Bronze Old Irish Cottage Tattoo

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: appetizing idea he suggested french chef



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: twinkling stage police squad



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed Gas Station



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: buck-toothed prole library

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Embarrassed To The Bone Sweet Tailpipe

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Irate persian



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Brilliant hairraiser casino



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Seedy curious address lettuce



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Azure bossy dog poop business firm



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: jet-lagged rambunctious crotch indian lodge

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Unholy locale jap



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Azure bossy dog poop business firm



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: maniacal parlour

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: confused plum dopamine station

CRIMINALLY underrated.

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Seedy curious address lettuce



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Vigorous New Version



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: maniacal parlour



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: maniacal parlour



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: gold yarmulke trailer park

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: maniacal parlour



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: chartreuse nubile public bath azn

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Vibrant forum ladyboy



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Fishy slimy university hairy legs

Check you emails.

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: contagious stock car



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Author: Tan razzle sanctuary



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: gold yarmulke trailer park



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Vibrant forum ladyboy



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: slate nowag

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: cyan talking abode mexican



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: gold yarmulke trailer park



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: abnormal heaven

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: titillating senate



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling balding national security agency



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Khaki Pocket Flask Range

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: heady mewling school place of business

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: cerise community account voyeur

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Odious Base Quadroon

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: gold yarmulke trailer park



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Galvanic property hissy fit



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Boyish Location

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

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