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I was crying laughing not flame
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: Umber Hissy Fit



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle yarmulke



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:29 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 AM
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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Heady Frisky Hospital Doctorate

this is so fucking great

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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: crawly stead coffee pot



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Heady Frisky Hospital Doctorate



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: primrose theatre



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Wonderful national keepsake machete



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Heady Frisky Hospital Doctorate



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: rough-skinned sanctuary tank



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Vivacious range

scene:

shot in slow motion.

camera slowly and steadily rotates up from a shot of a spilled bag of white powder on the floor, to a pair of long stacy adams dress shoes, past baggy slacks, past a loose button down draped over a lanky frame, until it reaches the reddened face of doobs screaming PAPAAAA into the PA system, his eyes squeezed tightly shut.

upon reaching head level the camera slowly swings left to show halford frantically wheeling down the lego aisle in a wheelchair with mismatched wheels as store employees give chase, a young boy crying in confusion some 20 feet behind the action;

it continues past the aisle chase until it focuses on the shelving unit that forms the border of the aisle. after pausing momentarily, the shot smoothly tilts up to capture pn in a disheveled snuggy perched atop a 30 foot industrial shelving unit like spiderman. in his hands he clutches a phone with luis' numbr on speeddial. he is wildeyed with the TUTU sweats.

this song is playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXkM_YxMg

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Heady Frisky Hospital Doctorate

*signs you to a 4 picture deal with PiddledMesh films*

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: slippery shrine



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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: bespoke parlour travel guidebook

180 response to a 180 poast

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Date: July 28th, 2016 7:33 AM
Author: Sickened Karate Kitty Cat



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Date: July 28th, 2016 7:54 AM
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Date: October 19th, 2020 1:36 PM
Author: bespoke parlour travel guidebook



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Date: June 28th, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: bespoke parlour travel guidebook



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Date: June 18th, 2023 2:52 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: primrose theatre



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: stimulating antidepressant drug

jfc

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Umber Hissy Fit



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Vivacious range



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle yarmulke



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Amber 180 Athletic Conference School Cafeteria



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Vivacious range

a store employee dives and snags the back wheels of the fleeing wheelchair, arresting their rotation. the chair stops, but the forward momentum ejects halford and he sails toward doobs like a missile; the two collide and careen backward into an overflowing bin of giant inflatable rubber balls. the bin collapses and balls scatter in all directions. doobs' screeching does not cease for a second. halford's wheezing grows to a seemingly unnatural volume as he tries to scramble away from the employees by surfing on his stomach across the balls

in the background, pn has scaled down the shelving unit headfirst like a squirrel. the snuggie fell up over his head in the process but failed to stop him from beginning a fistfight with an obese toys r us employee. an angry suburban mother with a bob haircut wildly swings a vera bradley purse at pn's head and shouts obscenities in a midwestern accent in front of a stroller lying on its side.

the shot speeds out of slow motion into real time as it spins to reveal bboooom step through the automatic doors with his arms at his sides and a blank stare on his face. he pitches forward headfirst as his legs pump to catch up with his top half, hurtling him into the fracas toward pn

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Umber Hissy Fit

havent read yet but jfc

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle yarmulke



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: Wonderful national keepsake machete



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Date: December 11th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Judgmental spectacular home faggotry



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Date: May 1st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: bespoke parlour travel guidebook



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Heady Frisky Hospital Doctorate

MORE NOW

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle yarmulke

180

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Amber 180 Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

omg

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Judgmental spectacular home faggotry

I am rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: Amber 180 Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

I was crying laughing not flame

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Judgmental spectacular home faggotry

o m g

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Umber Hissy Fit

i was fucking cluthcing my face and tearing at it i was luaghing so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28030273)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: Amber 180 Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

appropriate

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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:18 PM
Author: orchid greedy point sweet tailpipe



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: Amber 180 Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

It happened again

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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: Judgmental spectacular home faggotry



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Date: June 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: Bateful Juggernaut Hairy Legs

i'm dying

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Date: June 15th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Judgmental spectacular home faggotry



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Date: July 29th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: brilliant zippy resort telephone

180

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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: vigorous philosopher-king gas station



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Date: April 17th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: orchid greedy point sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 5th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: orchid greedy point sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: brilliant zippy resort telephone



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle yarmulke



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Date: July 9th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: orchid greedy point sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: orchid greedy point sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: canary volcanic crater

How did this not win POTY?

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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: Federal iridescent kitchen

This is the funniest post of all time

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Date: November 22nd, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: bespoke parlour travel guidebook

Still 180

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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: Chestnut stag film



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Amber 180 Athletic Conference School Cafeteria



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: bespoke parlour travel guidebook

180

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Date: November 1st, 2021 11:35 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: indigo set



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Date: July 9th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: orchid greedy point sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 4th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: bearded hominid senate



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