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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:16 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:29 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:29 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 AM
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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Cobalt house juggernaut

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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:14 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:07 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Cobalt house juggernaut



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:34 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed giraffe

scene:

shot in slow motion.

camera slowly and steadily rotates up from a shot of a spilled bag of white powder on the floor, to a pair of long stacy adams dress shoes, past baggy slacks, past a loose button down draped over a lanky frame, until it reaches the reddened face of doobs screaming PAPAAAA into the PA system, his eyes squeezed tightly shut.

upon reaching head level the camera slowly swings left to show halford frantically wheeling down the lego aisle in a wheelchair with mismatched wheels as store employees give chase, a young boy crying in confusion some 20 feet behind the action;

it continues past the aisle chase until it focuses on the shelving unit that forms the border of the aisle. after pausing momentarily, the shot smoothly tilts up to capture pn in a disheveled snuggy perched atop a 30 foot industrial shelving unit like spiderman. in his hands he clutches a phone with luis' numbr on speeddial. he is wildeyed with the TUTU sweats.

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Cobalt house juggernaut

*signs you to a 4 picture deal with PiddledMesh films*

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:42 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:25 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2016 7:33 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Supple Pontificating Point Turdskin

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:13 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Glittery Yapping Theater Stage



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:05 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed giraffe

a store employee dives and snags the back wheels of the fleeing wheelchair, arresting their rotation. the chair stops, but the forward momentum ejects halford and he sails toward doobs like a missile; the two collide and careen backward into an overflowing bin of giant inflatable rubber balls. the bin collapses and balls scatter in all directions. doobs' screeching does not cease for a second. halford's wheezing grows to a seemingly unnatural volume as he tries to scramble away from the employees by surfing on his stomach across the balls

in the background, pn has scaled down the shelving unit headfirst like a squirrel. the snuggie fell up over his head in the process but failed to stop him from beginning a fistfight with an obese toys r us employee. an angry suburban mother with a bob haircut wildly swings a vera bradley purse at pn's head and shouts obscenities in a midwestern accent in front of a stroller lying on its side.

the shot speeds out of slow motion into real time as it spins to reveal bboooom step through the automatic doors with his arms at his sides and a blank stare on his face. he pitches forward headfirst as his legs pump to catch up with his top half, hurtling him into the fracas toward pn

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: sadistic startled bbw field

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Glittery Yapping Theater Stage



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:40 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Glittery Yapping Theater Stage

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Histrionic Psychic Theatre

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: flushed crackhouse black woman

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: Histrionic Psychic Theatre

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:12 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: sadistic startled bbw field

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Date: June 4th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: Histrionic Psychic Theatre

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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:18 PM
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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: Histrionic Psychic Theatre

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Date: June 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
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Date: July 29th, 2015 5:01 PM
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Date: April 17th, 2016 3:02 PM
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Date: June 5th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:44 PM
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tense strings.

seconds pass, a tweaker emerges from one of the cabins in battered boots and a stained parka with ancient bolt-action rifle in hand. he rushes to check on his neighbor. short time skip, police lights flash and reflect on the snow, tweaker is being roughly pushed into a police car as snow continues to fall.

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