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a store employee dives and snags the back wheels of the flee...
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havent read yet but jfc
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I was crying laughing not flame
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How did this not win POTY?
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This is the funniest post of all time
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: effete arrogant half-breed



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: lascivious casino



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: avocado step-uncle's house



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: plum fiercely-loyal abode nibblets



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Navy whorehouse roast beef

this is so fucking great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#27841747)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: olive razzle-dazzle spot



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Navy whorehouse roast beef



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: plum fiercely-loyal abode nibblets



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Rebellious international law enforcement agency filthpig



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Navy whorehouse roast beef



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: pink pungent national



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Sick tanning salon idea he suggested

scene:

shot in slow motion.

camera slowly and steadily rotates up from a shot of a spilled bag of white powder on the floor, to a pair of long stacy adams dress shoes, past baggy slacks, past a loose button down draped over a lanky frame, until it reaches the reddened face of doobs screaming PAPAAAA into the PA system, his eyes squeezed tightly shut.

upon reaching head level the camera slowly swings left to show halford frantically wheeling down the lego aisle in a wheelchair with mismatched wheels as store employees give chase, a young boy crying in confusion some 20 feet behind the action;

it continues past the aisle chase until it focuses on the shelving unit that forms the border of the aisle. after pausing momentarily, the shot smoothly tilts up to capture pn in a disheveled snuggy perched atop a 30 foot industrial shelving unit like spiderman. in his hands he clutches a phone with luis' numbr on speeddial. he is wildeyed with the TUTU sweats.

this song is playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXkM_YxMg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28018295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Navy whorehouse roast beef

*signs you to a 4 picture deal with PiddledMesh films*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28018303)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: idiotic infuriating milk



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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Painfully honest factory reset button faggot firefighter

180 response to a 180 poast

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Date: July 28th, 2016 7:33 AM
Author: Overrated seedy church national security agency



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Date: July 28th, 2016 7:54 AM
Author: Sexy center mental disorder



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Date: October 19th, 2020 1:36 PM
Author: Painfully honest factory reset button faggot firefighter



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Date: June 28th, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: Painfully honest factory reset button faggot firefighter



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Date: June 18th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Spectacular principal's office



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: plum fiercely-loyal abode nibblets



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: vigorous giraffe

jfc

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: effete arrogant half-breed



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Sick tanning salon idea he suggested



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: lascivious casino



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: internet-worthy appetizing set jewess



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Sick tanning salon idea he suggested

a store employee dives and snags the back wheels of the fleeing wheelchair, arresting their rotation. the chair stops, but the forward momentum ejects halford and he sails toward doobs like a missile; the two collide and careen backward into an overflowing bin of giant inflatable rubber balls. the bin collapses and balls scatter in all directions. doobs' screeching does not cease for a second. halford's wheezing grows to a seemingly unnatural volume as he tries to scramble away from the employees by surfing on his stomach across the balls

in the background, pn has scaled down the shelving unit headfirst like a squirrel. the snuggie fell up over his head in the process but failed to stop him from beginning a fistfight with an obese toys r us employee. an angry suburban mother with a bob haircut wildly swings a vera bradley purse at pn's head and shouts obscenities in a midwestern accent in front of a stroller lying on its side.

the shot speeds out of slow motion into real time as it spins to reveal bboooom step through the automatic doors with his arms at his sides and a blank stare on his face. he pitches forward headfirst as his legs pump to catch up with his top half, hurtling him into the fracas toward pn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28021642)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: effete arrogant half-breed

havent read yet but jfc

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: lascivious casino



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: Rebellious international law enforcement agency filthpig



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Date: December 11th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Beta mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal



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Date: May 1st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Painfully honest factory reset button faggot firefighter



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Navy whorehouse roast beef

MORE NOW

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: lascivious casino

180

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy appetizing set jewess

omg

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Beta mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal

I am rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28025098)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: internet-worthy appetizing set jewess

I was crying laughing not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28025236)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Beta mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal

o m g

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: effete arrogant half-breed

i was fucking cluthcing my face and tearing at it i was luaghing so hard.

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Date: June 4th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy appetizing set jewess

appropriate

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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:18 PM
Author: charismatic cowardly messiness



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: internet-worthy appetizing set jewess

It happened again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28666190)



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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: Beta mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal



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Date: June 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: adventurous gas station

i'm dying

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Date: June 15th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Beta mad-dog skullcap sneaky criminal



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Date: July 29th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: dead bronze stain

180

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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Self-absorbed high-end travel guidebook



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Date: April 17th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: charismatic cowardly messiness



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Date: June 5th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: charismatic cowardly messiness



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: dead bronze stain



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: lascivious casino



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Date: July 9th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: charismatic cowardly messiness



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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: charismatic cowardly messiness



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: walnut dilemma

How did this not win POTY?

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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

This is the funniest post of all time

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Date: November 22nd, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest factory reset button faggot firefighter

Still 180

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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: Sexy center mental disorder



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: internet-worthy appetizing set jewess



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Painfully honest factory reset button faggot firefighter

180

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Date: November 1st, 2021 11:35 AM
Author: Painfully honest factory reset button faggot firefighter



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded really tough guy



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Date: July 9th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: charismatic cowardly messiness



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Date: January 4th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: submissive adulterous school cafeteria twinkling uncleanness



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