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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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lake twisted police squad
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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Internet-worthy house-broken box office
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
lake twisted police squad
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Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
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Cream abode laser beams
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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Green church building codepig
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
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More please.
Bonkers kink-friendly becky
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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Aromatic Market Toilet Seat
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bat shit crazy fishy headpube cruise ship
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Wonderful
Boyish pale state
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Aqua godawful mexican new version
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Infuriating menage halford
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180
Swollen native ratface
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180 pervert range
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
massive principal's office
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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Wonderful Scarlet Temple International Law Enforcement Agency
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Costumed hairraiser digit ratio
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poppy adventurous sneaky criminal
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Lol
Bateful Copper National Prole
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jfc
slate histrionic national security agency
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indecent heaven
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indecent heaven
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floppy reading party tattoo
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Rose Chad
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Cream abode laser beams
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this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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Cream abode laser beams
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Thriller French Chef Brunch
  04/30/15
Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
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haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
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Costumed hairraiser digit ratio
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fighting impressive ape resort
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Jones Day is now on the clock
lake twisted police squad
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Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
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Cream abode laser beams
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lake twisted police squad
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Thriller French Chef Brunch
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180
bat shit crazy fishy headpube cruise ship
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Aromatic Market Toilet Seat
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lmao
Aqua godawful mexican new version
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lol
Infuriating menage halford
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180 monikers
galvanic circlehead den
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180 pervert range
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lmao
massive principal's office
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classic shit right here
swashbuckling senate
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Disturbing Toaster Antidepressant Drug
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Cerise insanely creepy fat ankles
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fragrant dun incel
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Black Wild Boistinker
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ivory mad cow disease boltzmann
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Rose Chad
  08/26/20
*standing ovation*
bronze elite selfie stage
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
White Candlestick Maker Sex Offender
  04/30/15
Dechert on the clock
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
bat shit crazy fishy headpube cruise ship
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180 this seems like a reach this early
lake twisted police squad
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really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen
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jesus christ
red pit cuckold
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massive principal's office
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
galvanic circlehead den
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Disturbing Toaster Antidepressant Drug
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vibrant orchid dilemma
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grizzly sandwich
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
arousing locus
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Demanding theatre preventive strike
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180 pervert range
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contagious crystalline meetinghouse
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
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Crusty public bath patrolman
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
Boyish pale state
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
Passionate property milk
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
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Tantric Rigor
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
topaz appetizing gunner philosopher-king
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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Tantric Rigor
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haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
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Wonderful Scarlet Temple International Law Enforcement Agency
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Internet-worthy house-broken box office
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
Passionate property milk
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
galvanic circlehead den
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
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indecent heaven
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
jet gaping
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
Tantric Rigor
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lol what a reach!
Bonkers kink-friendly becky
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lake twisted police squad
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Razzmatazz Site
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unrealistic.
ultramarine bearded hunting ground filthpig
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Exhilarant chocolate karate
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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Bonkers kink-friendly becky
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frightening
Tantric Rigor
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massive principal's office
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180 pervert range
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lake twisted police squad
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180s all around
razzle-dazzle saffron address
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fuck
Infuriating menage halford
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haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
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devestating
Cheese-eating Shimmering Jewess Multi-billionaire
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
red pit cuckold
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This one gets me.
Wonderful Scarlet Temple International Law Enforcement Agency
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Costumed hairraiser digit ratio
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Cheese-eating Shimmering Jewess Multi-billionaire
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Rose Chad
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bronze elite selfie stage
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
Medicated shitlib
  05/01/15
"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
stirring hell
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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puce office azn
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haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
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vibrant orchid dilemma
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buff persian scourge upon the earth
  08/26/20
one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done....
Cheese-eating Shimmering Jewess Multi-billionaire
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Disturbing Toaster Antidepressant Drug
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180
Cyan Therapy Center
  05/01/15
this is gaining traction on twitter
Cracking sticky brethren chapel
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link?
Plum Puppy
  09/03/15
holy shit 180^180
Abusive Pontificating School
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
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haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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apoplectic institution
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lol
dead gas station
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Costumed hairraiser digit ratio
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self-absorbed idiot nursing home
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apoplectic institution
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180 thread
motley sepia orchestra pit background story
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
ultramarine bearded hunting ground filthpig
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen
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jesus
Abusive Pontificating School
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haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
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great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
indecent heaven
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Cheese-eating Shimmering Jewess Multi-billionaire
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lake twisted police squad
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lake twisted police squad
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oh fuck
Trip effete round eye house
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Medicated shitlib
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this thread got fucking dark
red pit cuckold
  07/24/15
1 fuckin' 80
Irradiated Violet Private Investor
  07/24/15
jfc
Racy field
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Magenta bawdyhouse
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Cerebral aquamarine trailer park
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fear-inspiring curious coffee pot lettuce
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Exhilarant chocolate karate
  02/15/20
Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
Onyx Faggot Firefighter
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
bronze elite selfie stage
  12/22/21
Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
glassy travel guidebook location
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haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
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lake twisted police squad
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen
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glassy travel guidebook location
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
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ultramarine bearded hunting ground filthpig
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lake twisted police squad
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Exhilarant chocolate karate
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Exhilarant chocolate karate
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dead gas station
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apoplectic institution
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Crusty public bath patrolman
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen
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180.
glassy travel guidebook location
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vibrant orchid dilemma
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brilliant
irate psychic nibblets
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lake twisted police squad
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domesticated stain
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JFC
dead gas station
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Infuriating menage halford
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Cerise insanely creepy fat ankles
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excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
marvelous hateful son of senegal crotch
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fucking trigger warning bro
Heady azure set
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nofapping coldplay fan
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18000
Demanding theatre preventive strike
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massive principal's office
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Mind-boggling University
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lake twisted police squad
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Cyan Therapy Center
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indecent heaven
  07/24/15
this needs to be revisited.
bat-shit-crazy wagecucks wrinkle
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glassy travel guidebook location
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
vivacious doctorate kitchen
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
lake twisted police squad
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
vivacious doctorate kitchen
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
lake twisted police squad
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
Balding painfully honest plaza
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Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
vivacious doctorate kitchen
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No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
Balding painfully honest plaza
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Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
vivacious doctorate kitchen
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
lake twisted police squad
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
Balding painfully honest plaza
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
red pit cuckold
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
Iridescent pungent point
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provocative factory reset button sound barrier
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
Ebony diverse jap
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Link?
Cobalt step-uncle's house
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ivory mad cow disease boltzmann
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
glassy travel guidebook location
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olive big cuck
  09/03/15
*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
galvanic circlehead den
  09/03/15
so, how has Cohen been doing?
Tantric Rigor
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
glassy travel guidebook location
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aggressive crackhouse
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Racy field
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cordovan spectacular lodge
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Arrogant sickened casino
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comical milky fanboi
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Mind-boggling University
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High-end slap-happy tanning salon
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Electric community account station
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razzle purple theater old irish cottage
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
dashing stubborn hairy legs
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walnut boiling water messiness
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180 bump
Vigorous dysfunction stead
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glassy travel guidebook location
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Heady azure set
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Charismatic corner voyeur
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
glassy travel guidebook location
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Exhilarant chocolate karate
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weil gotshal on the clock
Heady azure set
  10/01/17
This was me. Love u guys
Garnet stage electric furnace
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
chrome talented famous landscape painting
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And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone g...
Glittery locale deer antler
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rebellious frum spot
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Really good thread
rebellious frum spot
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Glittery locale deer antler
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has anyone been cut yet?
avocado aphrodisiac roast beef
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
glassy travel guidebook location
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
concupiscible business firm athletic conference
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
Dull Bbw
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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beady-eyed lay telephone
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Heady azure set
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long...
ivory mad cow disease boltzmann
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fucking brutal, 180
Heady azure set
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Crusty public bath patrolman
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glassy travel guidebook location
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Yellow startled indirect expression
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vengeful roommate
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Cheese-eating Shimmering Jewess Multi-billionaire
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rebellious frum spot
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Welp, that's enough internet for one day
Internet-worthy house-broken box office
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soul-stirring library
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buff persian scourge upon the earth
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Rose Chad
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180
transparent know-it-all sanctuary
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Ruddy abnormal piazza
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Crusty public bath patrolman
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Stimulating Garrison Cuckoldry
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ivory mad cow disease boltzmann
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excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen
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Classic thread.
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Arrogant sickened casino
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deep clown goyim
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Exhilarant chocolate karate
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Cerise insanely creepy fat ankles
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haunting lascivious dopamine death wish
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pink depressive
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henna black woman
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henna black woman
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transparent know-it-all sanctuary
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buff persian scourge upon the earth
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Demanding theatre preventive strike
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Hilarious rehab
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Onyx Faggot Firefighter
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contagious crystalline meetinghouse
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buff persian scourge upon the earth
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grizzly sandwich
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In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have re...
Onyx Faggot Firefighter
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Maniacal multi-colored base
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Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.
bronze elite selfie stage
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glassy travel guidebook location
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Maniacal multi-colored base
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btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i ...
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
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This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: lake twisted police squad

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Crusty public bath patrolman

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Cream abode laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Cream abode laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: indecent heaven

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Green church building codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: lake twisted police squad

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: Crusty public bath patrolman

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Cream abode laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: exciting parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Crusty public bath patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Bonkers kink-friendly becky

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: indecent heaven

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Market Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: bat shit crazy fishy headpube cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Boyish pale state

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Aqua godawful mexican new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Infuriating menage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Swollen native ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: grizzly sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: 180 pervert range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: massive principal's office

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: dead gas station

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Wonderful Scarlet Temple International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Costumed hairraiser digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: poppy adventurous sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Bateful Copper National Prole

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: slate histrionic national security agency

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: indecent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: indecent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: ivory mad cow disease boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: floppy reading party tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: buff persian scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Rose Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819539)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Cream abode laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Cream abode laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Thriller French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: grizzly sandwich

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Costumed hairraiser digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: fighting impressive ape resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: lake twisted police squad

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: indecent heaven

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Cream abode laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: lake twisted police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Thriller French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy fishy headpube cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Market Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Aqua godawful mexican new version

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Infuriating menage halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: galvanic circlehead den

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: 180 pervert range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: massive principal's office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: Disturbing Toaster Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Cerise insanely creepy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: fragrant dun incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Black Wild Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: ivory mad cow disease boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Rose Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: bronze elite selfie stage

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657367)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: White Candlestick Maker Sex Offender

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: bat shit crazy fishy headpube cruise ship

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: lake twisted police squad

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: red pit cuckold

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: massive principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: galvanic circlehead den

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Disturbing Toaster Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: titillating jade fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: vibrant orchid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: grizzly sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: arousing locus

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Demanding theatre preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: Demanding theatre preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: 180 pervert range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: buff persian scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: contagious crystalline meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: Crusty public bath patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Boyish pale state

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Passionate property milk

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Tantric Rigor

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Bonkers kink-friendly becky

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Tantric Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: topaz appetizing gunner philosopher-king

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Bonkers kink-friendly becky

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Tantric Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Scarlet Temple International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy house-broken box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Passionate property milk

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: galvanic circlehead den

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Supple blood rage

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: Disturbing Toaster Antidepressant Drug

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: indecent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: jet gaping

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Tantric Rigor

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Bonkers kink-friendly becky

lol what a reach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: lake twisted police squad



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799990)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: ultramarine bearded hunting ground filthpig

unrealistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#39599343)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: grizzly sandwich

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Bonkers kink-friendly becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799805)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Tantric Rigor

frightening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799807)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Aqua godawful mexican new version



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: massive principal's office



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: 180 pervert range



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: lake twisted police squad



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle saffron address

180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799960)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Infuriating menage halford

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799998)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Shimmering Jewess Multi-billionaire

devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803249)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: red pit cuckold

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Wonderful Scarlet Temple International Law Enforcement Agency

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Costumed hairraiser digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407837)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Shimmering Jewess Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455711)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Racy field



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350732)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: Rose Chad



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:37 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Medicated shitlib

a remarkable thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799973)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: stirring hell

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: lake twisted police squad

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: puce office azn



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Bonkers kink-friendly becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27802989)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803019)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: vibrant orchid dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803335)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: buff persian scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Shimmering Jewess Multi-billionaire

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: Disturbing Toaster Antidepressant Drug



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: Cyan Therapy Center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803293)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Cracking sticky brethren chapel

this is gaining traction on twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Plum Puppy

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684690)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Abusive Pontificating School

holy shit 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803313)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: vibrant orchid dilemma

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803442)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: vibrant orchid dilemma



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: apoplectic institution



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: dead gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27990770)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Costumed hairraiser digit ratio



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed idiot nursing home



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: apoplectic institution



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: motley sepia orchestra pit background story

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803435)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: ultramarine bearded hunting ground filthpig

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Abusive Pontificating School

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803728)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: indecent heaven

great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803872)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Shimmering Jewess Multi-billionaire



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: lake twisted police squad



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: lake twisted police squad



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Trip effete round eye house

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849095)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: Medicated shitlib



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: red pit cuckold

this thread got fucking dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407775)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Irradiated Violet Private Investor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407785)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Racy field

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684548)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Magenta bawdyhouse



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Date: July 10th, 2017 3:40 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring curious coffee pot lettuce



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate karate



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Date: July 12th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Onyx Faggot Firefighter

Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#42772283)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: bronze elite selfie stage

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: haunting lascivious dopamine death wish



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: lake twisted police squad



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: red pit cuckold

I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: ultramarine bearded hunting ground filthpig



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: lake twisted police squad



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate karate



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate karate



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: dead gas station



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: apoplectic institution



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Crusty public bath patrolman



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: vibrant orchid dilemma



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: irate psychic nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27808467)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: lake twisted police squad



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: domesticated stain



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: dead gas station

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27990763)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Infuriating menage halford



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Cerise insanely creepy fat ankles



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: marvelous hateful son of senegal crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202660)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Heady azure set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#34321504)



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Date: August 27th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: nofapping coldplay fan



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Demanding theatre preventive strike

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: massive principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: lake twisted police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Cyan Therapy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: indecent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy wagecucks wrinkle

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: vivacious doctorate kitchen

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: lake twisted police squad

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: vivacious doctorate kitchen

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: lake twisted police squad

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Balding painfully honest plaza

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: vivacious doctorate kitchen

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Balding painfully honest plaza

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: vivacious doctorate kitchen

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: lake twisted police squad

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Balding painfully honest plaza

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: red pit cuckold

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Iridescent pungent point

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: provocative factory reset button sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Ebony diverse jap

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Cobalt step-uncle's house

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: ivory mad cow disease boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: olive big cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: galvanic circlehead den

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Tantric Rigor

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202608)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: aggressive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28525471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: Racy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684480)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29275077)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: Arrogant sickened casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754062)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: comical milky fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754138)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29952033)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: High-end slap-happy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30357358)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30375332)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803971)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: dashing stubborn hairy legs

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: walnut boiling water messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33179547)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Vigorous dysfunction stead

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33179555)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186931)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Heady azure set



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186947)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#34321462)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Heady azure set

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Garnet stage electric furnace

This was me. Love u guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: chrome talented famous landscape painting

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Glittery locale deer antler

And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

“I don’t think so, Rick. I think there’s a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesn’t necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of there—splitters, you might call them—who didn’t show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firms—is this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I don’t need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: rebellious frum spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: rebellious frum spot

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Glittery locale deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: avocado aphrodisiac roast beef

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: concupiscible business firm athletic conference

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Dull Bbw

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed lay telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35940532)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Heady azure set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36293966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: ivory mad cow disease boltzmann

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Heady azure set

fucking brutal, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294177)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Crusty public bath patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294190)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434623)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434647)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:19 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434921)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:40 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200953)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: rebellious frum spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200965)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy house-broken box office

Welp, that's enough internet for one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38201002)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38206255)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:39 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819513)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819585)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: transparent know-it-all sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819652)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: ivory mad cow disease boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36306748)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434601)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location

Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434654)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 9:08 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#39599213)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:37 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41064527)



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Date: January 27th, 2021 1:08 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41834963)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:23 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916447)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#42742023)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: Onyx Faggot Firefighter

In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have resulted in more reaches and draft busts than ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43117147)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:34 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
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Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Maniacal multi-colored base



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook location

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
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