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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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bright heaven potus
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
mildly autistic yarmulke
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bright heaven potus
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Zippy therapy
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Startling becky friendly grandma
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Cerebral coldplay fan
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talented range bbw
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
bright heaven potus
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
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Provocative principal's office pocket flask
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Provocative principal's office pocket flask
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
Poppy diverse ticket booth
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Ocher Medicated Abode
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
bright heaven potus
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
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More please.
Odious Balding Den Coffee Pot
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
Poppy diverse ticket booth
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Disrespectful messiness juggernaut
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Wonderful
contagious degenerate
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Laughsome hospital
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big outnumbered business firm new version
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180
vigorous parlour
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overrated sound barrier
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floppy whorehouse
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
histrionic famous landscape painting
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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Ruby awkward dysfunction
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Startling becky friendly grandma
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Mahogany cruise ship
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Lol
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jfc
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Poppy diverse ticket booth
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Poppy diverse ticket booth
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Provocative principal's office pocket flask
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this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
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Provocative principal's office pocket flask
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Zippy therapy
  04/30/15
Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
overrated sound barrier
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multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
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Startling becky friendly grandma
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Shimmering hunting ground
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Jones Day is now on the clock
bright heaven potus
  04/30/15
Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
Beta toaster
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
Poppy diverse ticket booth
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bright heaven potus
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Zippy therapy
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180
Disrespectful messiness juggernaut
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arrogant rusted mad-dog skullcap newt
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lmao
Laughsome hospital
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lol
big outnumbered business firm new version
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180 monikers
Passionate irate gas station haunted graveyard
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floppy whorehouse
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lmao
histrionic famous landscape painting
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classic shit right here
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Deep pistol market
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Sticky vibrant nowag orchestra pit
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fragrant vengeful meetinghouse hominid
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*standing ovation*
Fear-inspiring black stag film
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
bearded site
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Dechert on the clock
Beta toaster
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
Disrespectful messiness juggernaut
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180 this seems like a reach this early
bright heaven potus
  04/30/15
really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
Beta toaster
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jesus christ
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histrionic famous landscape painting
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
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overrated sound barrier
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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cracking pit background story
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floppy whorehouse
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frisky bateful masturbator
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Opaque Idiotic Step-uncle's House
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
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mildly autistic yarmulke
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
contagious degenerate
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
sooty swashbuckling sneaky criminal
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
wild exhilarant candlestick maker
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
Odious Balding Den Coffee Pot
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wild exhilarant candlestick maker
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
galvanic weed whacker
  05/01/15
(IRL Jay Cohen)
Odious Balding Den Coffee Pot
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wild exhilarant candlestick maker
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multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
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talented range bbw
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
sooty swashbuckling sneaky criminal
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
Passionate irate gas station haunted graveyard
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
slimy tank
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Poppy diverse ticket booth
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
Flirting address
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
wild exhilarant candlestick maker
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lol what a reach!
Odious Balding Den Coffee Pot
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bright heaven potus
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Adventurous office mediation
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unrealistic.
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
overrated sound barrier
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Odious Balding Den Coffee Pot
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frightening
wild exhilarant candlestick maker
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Laughsome hospital
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floppy whorehouse
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bright heaven potus
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180s all around
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fuck
big outnumbered business firm new version
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multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
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devestating
Mind-boggling corner
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
Snowy concupiscible french chef
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This one gets me.
Ruby awkward dysfunction
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Startling becky friendly grandma
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Mind-boggling corner
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Spectacular institution sandwich
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Fear-inspiring black stag film
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
supple high-end rehab
  05/01/15
"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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Chartreuse Self-absorbed Lodge
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multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
Avocado irradiated forum
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Saffron razzle deer antler
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frisky bateful masturbator
  08/26/20
one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done....
Mind-boggling corner
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slimy tank
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180
Burgundy ladyboy factory reset button
  05/01/15
this is gaining traction on twitter
Rambunctious telephone
  05/01/15
link?
Vermilion Personal Credit Line
  09/03/15
holy shit 180^180
Angry nursing home sweet tailpipe
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
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multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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boyish area multi-billionaire
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lol
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startled heady athletic conference
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boyish area multi-billionaire
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180 thread
Fantasy-prone Swollen Theatre Dopamine
  05/01/15
i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
Aromatic field
  05/01/15
Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
Beta toaster
  05/01/15
jesus
Angry nursing home sweet tailpipe
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multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
  05/01/15
great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
Poppy diverse ticket booth
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Mind-boggling corner
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bright heaven potus
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bright heaven potus
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oh fuck
grizzly well-lubricated plaza
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supple high-end rehab
  05/08/15
this thread got fucking dark
Snowy concupiscible french chef
  07/24/15
1 fuckin' 80
Violent home
  07/24/15
jfc
Spectacular institution sandwich
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gaped flickering generalized bond
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Jet-lagged pearly digit ratio
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tan abnormal theater
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glassy domesticated gay wizard
  02/15/20
Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
Gold Corn Cake University
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
Fear-inspiring black stag film
  12/22/21
Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
Avocado irradiated forum
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multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
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bright heaven potus
  05/01/15
While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
Beta toaster
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Avocado irradiated forum
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
Snowy concupiscible french chef
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Aromatic field
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bright heaven potus
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glassy domesticated gay wizard
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mint razzle-dazzle base milk
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boyish area multi-billionaire
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mildly autistic yarmulke
  05/01/15
Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
Beta toaster
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180.
Avocado irradiated forum
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Saffron razzle deer antler
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brilliant
peach liquid oxygen
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bright heaven potus
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Magenta Lascivious Idiot
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JFC
mint razzle-dazzle base milk
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big outnumbered business firm new version
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Deep pistol market
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Beta toaster
  08/16/16
sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
Arousing submissive house
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fucking trigger warning bro
Cerebral coldplay fan
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wonderful narrow-minded hall mother
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18000
cracking pit background story
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histrionic famous landscape painting
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Doobsian striped hyena sanctuary
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bright heaven potus
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Burgundy ladyboy factory reset button
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Poppy diverse ticket booth
  07/24/15
this needs to be revisited.
cordovan death wish
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Avocado irradiated forum
  07/24/15
Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
Motley Pea-brained Alpha Idea He Suggested
  07/24/15
Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
bright heaven potus
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
Motley Pea-brained Alpha Idea He Suggested
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
bright heaven potus
  07/25/15
The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
Electric maize queen of the night
  07/25/15
Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Motley Pea-brained Alpha Idea He Suggested
  07/25/15
No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
Electric maize queen of the night
  07/25/15
Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Motley Pea-brained Alpha Idea He Suggested
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
bright heaven potus
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
Electric maize queen of the night
  07/25/15
This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
Snowy concupiscible french chef
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
flesh sickened electric furnace nibblets
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geriatric sienna public bath
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
amber disgusting trailer park
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Link?
Deranged charismatic roast beef skinny woman
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Sticky vibrant nowag orchestra pit
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
Avocado irradiated forum
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flushed hyperventilating indian lodge wagecucks
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
Passionate irate gas station haunted graveyard
  09/03/15
so, how has Cohen been doing?
wild exhilarant candlestick maker
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
Avocado irradiated forum
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Dull property
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trip chad hell
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Doobsian striped hyena sanctuary
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vivacious stage goyim
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bisexual purple stead lettuce
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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Razzmatazz hairless gaming laptop
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180 bump
Alcoholic genital piercing
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Avocado irradiated forum
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Cerebral coldplay fan
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Orchid abusive point
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
Beta toaster
  04/28/17
we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
Avocado irradiated forum
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glassy domesticated gay wizard
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weil gotshal on the clock
Cerebral coldplay fan
  10/01/17
This was me. Love u guys
splenetic temple rigor
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
stimulating stock car affirmative action
  01/27/18
And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone g...
Gay seedy senate faggotry
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underhanded slap-happy kitty cat set
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Really good thread
underhanded slap-happy kitty cat set
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Gay seedy senate faggotry
  04/26/18
has anyone been cut yet?
flatulent depressive
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
Avocado irradiated forum
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
Violet Piazza Police Squad
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
excitant territorial associate
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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Cerebral coldplay fan
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long...
Sticky vibrant nowag orchestra pit
  06/22/18
fucking brutal, 180
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mildly autistic yarmulke
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Avocado irradiated forum
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carmine love of her life
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Mind-boggling corner
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underhanded slap-happy kitty cat set
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Welp, that's enough internet for one day
talented range bbw
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appetizing church immigrant
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frisky bateful masturbator
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fragrant vengeful meetinghouse hominid
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180
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Beady-eyed Erotic State Trust Fund
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mildly autistic yarmulke
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Dashing brunch
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Sticky vibrant nowag orchestra pit
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Beta toaster
  12/19/18
Classic thread.
Avocado irradiated forum
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trip chad hell
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Thriller Crusty Theater Stage Fanboi
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glassy domesticated gay wizard
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multi-colored emerald son of senegal location
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comical crackhouse
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frisky bateful masturbator
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cracking pit background story
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Gold Corn Cake University
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Opaque Idiotic Step-uncle's House
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frisky bateful masturbator
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overrated sound barrier
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In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have re...
Gold Corn Cake University
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Sepia Big-titted Church Building
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Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.
Fear-inspiring black stag film
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Avocado irradiated forum
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Sepia Big-titted Church Building
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btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i ...
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Ocher Medicated Abode
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: mildly autistic yarmulke

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2016 12:24 PM
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36296450)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: talented range bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434605)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: multi-colored emerald son of senegal location

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: bright heaven potus

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: mildly autistic yarmulke

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Provocative principal's office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Provocative principal's office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Poppy diverse ticket booth

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Ocher Medicated Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: bright heaven potus

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic yarmulke

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Provocative principal's office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed Titillating Karate Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: mildly autistic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: multi-colored emerald son of senegal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Odious Balding Den Coffee Pot

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Poppy diverse ticket booth

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: arrogant rusted mad-dog skullcap newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful messiness juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: contagious degenerate

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Laughsome hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: big outnumbered business firm new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: vigorous parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: overrated sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: floppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: histrionic famous landscape painting

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: mint razzle-dazzle base milk

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby awkward dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Startling becky friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Mahogany cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: effete resort internal respiration

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: exciting godawful gunner cuckold

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Poppy diverse ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Poppy diverse ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Sticky vibrant nowag orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: glittery dark headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: frisky bateful masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: fragrant vengeful meetinghouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819539)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Provocative principal's office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: multi-colored emerald son of senegal location

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Provocative principal's office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Zippy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: overrated sound barrier

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: multi-colored emerald son of senegal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Startling becky friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: bright heaven potus

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Beta toaster

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Poppy diverse ticket booth

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: multi-colored emerald son of senegal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Provocative principal's office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: bright heaven potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Zippy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Disrespectful messiness juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: arrogant rusted mad-dog skullcap newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Laughsome hospital

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: big outnumbered business firm new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Passionate irate gas station haunted graveyard

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: floppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: histrionic famous landscape painting

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: curious lay regret

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: slimy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Deep pistol market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: slate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Talking self-centered useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Sticky vibrant nowag orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: fragrant vengeful meetinghouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring black stag film

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657367)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: bearded site

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Beta toaster

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful messiness juggernaut

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: bright heaven potus

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Beta toaster

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Snowy concupiscible french chef

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: histrionic famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Passionate irate gas station haunted graveyard

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: slimy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: Walnut 180 Keepsake Machete Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Saffron razzle deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: overrated sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: Henna shrine half-breed

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: cracking pit background story



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: cracking pit background story



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: floppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: frisky bateful masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Opaque Idiotic Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: multi-colored emerald son of senegal location

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: mildly autistic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: contagious degenerate

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: sooty swashbuckling sneaky criminal

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: wild exhilarant candlestick maker

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Odious Balding Den Coffee Pot

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: wild exhilarant candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: galvanic weed whacker

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Odious Balding Den Coffee Pot

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: wild exhilarant candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: multi-colored emerald son of senegal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Ruby awkward dysfunction



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: sooty swashbuckling sneaky criminal

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Passionate irate gas station haunted graveyard

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: green library pervert

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: slimy tank

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Poppy diverse ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Flirting address

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: wild exhilarant candlestick maker

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Odious Balding Den Coffee Pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic field

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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: overrated sound barrier

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: wild exhilarant candlestick maker

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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling corner

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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Snowy concupiscible french chef

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804474)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling corner



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: supple high-end rehab

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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: hairraiser menage cuck

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: bright heaven potus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse Self-absorbed Lodge



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Odious Balding Den Coffee Pot



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling corner

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Rambunctious telephone

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Author: Vermilion Personal Credit Line

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Angry nursing home sweet tailpipe

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Saffron razzle deer antler

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Aromatic field

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Beta toaster

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: bright heaven potus



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Beta toaster

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Snowy concupiscible french chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804496)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Beta toaster

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: bright heaven potus



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Poppy diverse ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: cordovan death wish

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Motley Pea-brained Alpha Idea He Suggested

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: bright heaven potus

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Motley Pea-brained Alpha Idea He Suggested

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: bright heaven potus

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Electric maize queen of the night

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Motley Pea-brained Alpha Idea He Suggested

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Electric maize queen of the night

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Motley Pea-brained Alpha Idea He Suggested

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: bright heaven potus

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Electric maize queen of the night

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Snowy concupiscible french chef

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: flesh sickened electric furnace nibblets

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: geriatric sienna public bath



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: amber disgusting trailer park

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Deranged charismatic roast beef skinny woman

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Sticky vibrant nowag orchestra pit



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Passionate irate gas station haunted graveyard

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: wild exhilarant candlestick maker

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202608)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Beta toaster

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186947)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Cerebral coldplay fan

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: splenetic temple rigor

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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: stimulating stock car affirmative action

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Gay seedy senate faggotry

And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

“I don’t think so, Rick. I think there’s a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesn’t necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of there—splitters, you might call them—who didn’t show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firms—is this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I don’t need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: underhanded slap-happy kitty cat set



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: underhanded slap-happy kitty cat set

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Gay seedy senate faggotry



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: flatulent depressive

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Violet Piazza Police Squad

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: excitant territorial associate

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Beta toaster

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dragon hissy fit



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Cerebral coldplay fan



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Sticky vibrant nowag orchestra pit

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Cerebral coldplay fan

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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring black stag film

Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Sepia Big-titted Church Building



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated forum

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Ocher Medicated Abode



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