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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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Soggy idea he suggested
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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Soggy idea he suggested
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Mind-boggling Legend Brunch
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maize drunken kitty indirect expression
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Vigorous frisky dingle berry rigor
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exciting hilarious friendly grandma
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exciting hilarious friendly grandma
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Hyperactive cobalt locale community account
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
Razzle tank rehab
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traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
Soggy idea he suggested
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
gold water buffalo
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Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house
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Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
glittery weed whacker
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odious library useless brakes
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
Soggy idea he suggested
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
gold water buffalo
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Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house
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gold water buffalo
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Razzle tank rehab
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More please.
soul-stirring parlour
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
glittery weed whacker
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Floppy liquid oxygen
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Galvanic Dysfunction
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Wonderful
Bright concupiscible parlor lettuce
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Flatulent heaven cuckold
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gay generalized bond address
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180
Tantric lay old irish cottage
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Self-absorbed Khaki Bawdyhouse Fanboi
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180 pearly headpube university
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
topaz passionate cumskin
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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Demanding pungent private investor stage
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maize drunken kitty indirect expression
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brilliant associate spot
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Lol
abusive mischievous laser beams
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jfc
Narrow-minded state
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glittery weed whacker
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glittery weed whacker
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exciting hilarious friendly grandma
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Dull Theater Mood
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light plaza hunting ground
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embarrassed to the bone double fault
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Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house
  04/30/15
this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
Razzle tank rehab
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Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house
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Mind-boggling Legend Brunch
  04/30/15
Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
Self-absorbed Khaki Bawdyhouse Fanboi
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Razzle tank rehab
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maize drunken kitty indirect expression
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Mustard house electric furnace
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Jones Day is now on the clock
Soggy idea he suggested
  04/30/15
Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
lascivious native cuck
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
glittery weed whacker
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Razzle tank rehab
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Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house
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Soggy idea he suggested
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Mind-boggling Legend Brunch
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180
Galvanic Dysfunction
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Floppy liquid oxygen
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lmao
Flatulent heaven cuckold
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lol
gay generalized bond address
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180 monikers
vengeful messiness stage
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180 pearly headpube university
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lmao
topaz passionate cumskin
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classic shit right here
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Curious depressive
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Chrome Federal Office
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milky unhinged boistinker lodge
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exciting hilarious friendly grandma
  06/22/18
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embarrassed to the bone double fault
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*standing ovation*
Pontificating Crackhouse Potus
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
Magenta theatre
  04/30/15
Dechert on the clock
lascivious native cuck
  04/30/15
Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
Galvanic Dysfunction
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180 this seems like a reach this early
Soggy idea he suggested
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really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
lascivious native cuck
  04/30/15
jesus christ
cracking low-t garrison doctorate
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topaz passionate cumskin
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
vengeful messiness stage
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hairraiser church ratface
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Spectacular Goal In Life
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Self-absorbed Khaki Bawdyhouse Fanboi
  05/01/15
this hits a little close to home FUCK
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Honey-headed jew
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Honey-headed jew
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180 pearly headpube university
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light plaza hunting ground
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Sienna filthpig
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
Razzle tank rehab
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gold water buffalo
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
Bright concupiscible parlor lettuce
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
big brindle hospital
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
yellow sneaky criminal
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
soul-stirring parlour
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yellow sneaky criminal
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
Chest-beating Corner
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
soul-stirring parlour
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yellow sneaky criminal
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Razzle tank rehab
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Demanding pungent private investor stage
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Hyperactive cobalt locale community account
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
big brindle hospital
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
vengeful messiness stage
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
Curious depressive
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glittery weed whacker
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
yellow sneaky criminal
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lol what a reach!
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Soggy idea he suggested
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unrealistic.
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Fishy mildly autistic bbw persian
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
Self-absorbed Khaki Bawdyhouse Fanboi
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soul-stirring parlour
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frightening
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topaz passionate cumskin
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180 pearly headpube university
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Soggy idea he suggested
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180s all around
diverse stead deer antler
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fuck
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Razzle tank rehab
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devestating
Laughsome Insanely Creepy Station
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
cracking low-t garrison doctorate
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This one gets me.
Demanding pungent private investor stage
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maize drunken kitty indirect expression
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Laughsome Insanely Creepy Station
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Adulterous bateful box office quadroon
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Fishy mildly autistic bbw persian
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embarrassed to the bone double fault
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Pontificating Crackhouse Potus
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
thriller set ceo
  05/01/15
"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
Salmon senate
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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naked fuchsia location
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soul-stirring parlour
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Razzle tank rehab
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
Useless center
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Spectacular Goal In Life
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light plaza hunting ground
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one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done....
Laughsome Insanely Creepy Station
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Curious depressive
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180
Arrogant Gaming Laptop Personal Credit Line
  05/01/15
this is gaining traction on twitter
Erotic painfully honest field clown
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link?
Wine Love Of Her Life Theater Stage
  09/03/15
holy shit 180^180
cyan abode
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
Spectacular Goal In Life
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Razzle tank rehab
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
Useless center
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Spectacular Goal In Life
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Razzle tank rehab
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Misunderstood Karate Hall
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lol
wonderful new version space
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maize drunken kitty indirect expression
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Misunderstood Karate Hall
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180 thread
lilac titillating black woman
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
contagious nursing home legal warrant
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
lascivious native cuck
  05/01/15
jesus
cyan abode
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Razzle tank rehab
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great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
glittery weed whacker
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Laughsome Insanely Creepy Station
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Soggy idea he suggested
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Soggy idea he suggested
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oh fuck
exhilarant apoplectic property
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thriller set ceo
  05/08/15
this thread got fucking dark
cracking low-t garrison doctorate
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1 fuckin' 80
amethyst supple kitty cat trailer park
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jfc
Adulterous bateful box office quadroon
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spruce appetizing hell
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Walnut Resort Yarmulke
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insane preventive strike shitlib
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Fishy mildly autistic bbw persian
  02/15/20
Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
filthy idiot candlestick maker
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
Pontificating Crackhouse Potus
  12/22/21
Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
Useless center
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Razzle tank rehab
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Soggy idea he suggested
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
lascivious native cuck
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Useless center
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
cracking low-t garrison doctorate
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contagious nursing home legal warrant
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Soggy idea he suggested
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Fishy mildly autistic bbw persian
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wonderful new version space
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Misunderstood Karate Hall
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gold water buffalo
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
lascivious native cuck
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180.
Useless center
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Spectacular Goal In Life
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brilliant
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Soggy idea he suggested
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trip lavender hominid public bath
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JFC
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gay generalized bond address
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Chrome Federal Office
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lascivious native cuck
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
jade stirring famous landscape painting
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fucking trigger warning bro
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18000
Honey-headed jew
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topaz passionate cumskin
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pale adventurous round eye halford
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Soggy idea he suggested
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Arrogant Gaming Laptop Personal Credit Line
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glittery weed whacker
  07/24/15
this needs to be revisited.
rebellious razzle-dazzle institution
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Useless center
  07/24/15
Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
Mahogany circlehead
  07/24/15
Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
Soggy idea he suggested
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
Mahogany circlehead
  07/25/15
Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
Soggy idea he suggested
  07/25/15
The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
Carmine school
  07/25/15
Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Mahogany circlehead
  07/25/15
No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
Carmine school
  07/25/15
Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Mahogany circlehead
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
Soggy idea he suggested
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
Carmine school
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
cracking low-t garrison doctorate
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
Sexy Den Foreskin
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Dashing pit nowag
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
Hyperventilating self-centered cruise ship international law enforcement agency
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Link?
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exciting hilarious friendly grandma
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
Useless center
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Dead piazza
  09/03/15
*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
vengeful messiness stage
  09/03/15
so, how has Cohen been doing?
yellow sneaky criminal
  02/04/16
Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
Useless center
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Adulterous bateful box office quadroon
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frum fat ankles
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fear-inspiring marvelous dilemma
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pale adventurous round eye halford
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bronze anal range sound barrier
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Black prole
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Silver Big-titted Genital Piercing
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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180 bump
Cerebral Locus Death Wish
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Useless center
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Nighttime antidepressant drug menage
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
lascivious native cuck
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
Useless center
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Fishy mildly autistic bbw persian
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weil gotshal on the clock
Vigorous frisky dingle berry rigor
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This was me. Love u guys
Cheese-eating Provocative Travel Guidebook
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
Flirting Stag Film
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And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone g...
crusty ape
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very tactful bearded whorehouse factory reset button
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Really good thread
very tactful bearded whorehouse factory reset button
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crusty ape
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has anyone been cut yet?
Rose shrine
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
Useless center
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
Aphrodisiac tanning salon
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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Vigorous frisky dingle berry rigor
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long...
exciting hilarious friendly grandma
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fucking brutal, 180
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gold water buffalo
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Useless center
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vivacious meetinghouse
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Laughsome Insanely Creepy Station
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very tactful bearded whorehouse factory reset button
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Welp, that's enough internet for one day
Hyperactive cobalt locale community account
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Vibrant home multi-billionaire
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light plaza hunting ground
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embarrassed to the bone double fault
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exciting hilarious friendly grandma
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lascivious native cuck
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Classic thread.
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fear-inspiring marvelous dilemma
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Fishy mildly autistic bbw persian
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Chrome Federal Office
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Honey-headed jew
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filthy idiot candlestick maker
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Sienna filthpig
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light plaza hunting ground
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Self-absorbed Khaki Bawdyhouse Fanboi
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In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have re...
filthy idiot candlestick maker
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buck-toothed mediation
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Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.
Pontificating Crackhouse Potus
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Useless center
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buck-toothed mediation
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
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This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: exciting hilarious friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36296450)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive cobalt locale community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434605)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Razzle tank rehab

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Soggy idea he suggested

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: gold water buffalo

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: glittery weed whacker

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: odious library useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Soggy idea he suggested

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: gold water buffalo

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Excitant corn cake sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: gold water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Razzle tank rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlour

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: glittery weed whacker

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Floppy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Galvanic Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Bright concupiscible parlor lettuce

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Flatulent heaven cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: gay generalized bond address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Tantric lay old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Khaki Bawdyhouse Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: 180 pearly headpube university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: topaz passionate cumskin

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: wonderful new version space

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Demanding pungent private investor stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: maize drunken kitty indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: brilliant associate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: abusive mischievous laser beams

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Narrow-minded state

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: glittery weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: glittery weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: exciting hilarious friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Dull Theater Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: light plaza hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819539)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle tank rehab

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Legend Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Khaki Bawdyhouse Fanboi

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Razzle tank rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: maize drunken kitty indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Mustard house electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Soggy idea he suggested

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: lascivious native cuck

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: glittery weed whacker

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Razzle tank rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yapping step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Soggy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Legend Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Floppy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Flatulent heaven cuckold

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: gay generalized bond address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: vengeful messiness stage

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: 180 pearly headpube university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: topaz passionate cumskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Plum crotch market

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: Curious depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Chrome Federal Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: milky unhinged boistinker lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: umber church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: exciting hilarious friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Pontificating Crackhouse Potus

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657367)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Magenta theatre

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: lascivious native cuck

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Dysfunction

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Soggy idea he suggested

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: lascivious native cuck

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: cracking low-t garrison doctorate

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: topaz passionate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: vengeful messiness stage

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Curious depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: hairraiser church ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Khaki Bawdyhouse Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: talented citrine psychic coffee pot

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: 180 pearly headpube university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: light plaza hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Sienna filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: Razzle tank rehab

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: gold water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Bright concupiscible parlor lettuce

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: big brindle hospital

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: yellow sneaky criminal

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: yellow sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Chest-beating Corner

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: yellow sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Razzle tank rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Demanding pungent private investor stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: Hyperactive cobalt locale community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: big brindle hospital

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: vengeful messiness stage

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: irradiated well-lubricated rigpig

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: Curious depressive

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: glittery weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Onyx nubile school cafeteria athletic conference

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: yellow sneaky criminal

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Khaki Bawdyhouse Fanboi

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799799)



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Author: thriller set ceo

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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: Salmon senate

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Soggy idea he suggested

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Useless center

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803081)



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Author: Laughsome Insanely Creepy Station

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Author: Wine Love Of Her Life Theater Stage

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Author: cyan abode

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Goal In Life

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Useless center

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: contagious nursing home legal warrant

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: lascivious native cuck

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Useless center

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: lascivious native cuck

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803921)



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Author: lascivious native cuck

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed jew

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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: topaz passionate cumskin



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: pale adventurous round eye halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: Soggy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Arrogant Gaming Laptop Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: glittery weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: rebellious razzle-dazzle institution

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Useless center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Mahogany circlehead

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Soggy idea he suggested

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Mahogany circlehead

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Soggy idea he suggested

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Carmine school

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Mahogany circlehead

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Carmine school

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Mahogany circlehead

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Soggy idea he suggested

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Carmine school

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: cracking low-t garrison doctorate

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Sexy Den Foreskin

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Dashing pit nowag



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Hyperventilating self-centered cruise ship international law enforcement agency

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mint principal's office keepsake machete

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: exciting hilarious friendly grandma



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Useless center

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Dead piazza



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: vengeful messiness stage

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: yellow sneaky criminal

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Useless center

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202608)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Mauve heady marketing idea



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: aqua histrionic selfie kitchen

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Lime National



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Cerebral Locus Death Wish

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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Useless center



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Vigorous frisky dingle berry rigor



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: lascivious native cuck

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Useless center

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186947)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Fishy mildly autistic bbw persian



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Vigorous frisky dingle berry rigor

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Provocative Travel Guidebook

This was me. Love u guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Flirting Stag Film

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: crusty ape

And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

“I don’t think so, Rick. I think there’s a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesn’t necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of there—splitters, you might call them—who didn’t show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firms—is this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I don’t need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: very tactful bearded whorehouse factory reset button



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: very tactful bearded whorehouse factory reset button

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: crusty ape



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Rose shrine

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Useless center

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac tanning salon

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz frozen gas station

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: lascivious native cuck

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: charcoal reading party



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Vigorous frisky dingle berry rigor



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: exciting hilarious friendly grandma

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Vigorous frisky dingle berry rigor

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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Useless center

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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: filthy idiot candlestick maker

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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: buck-toothed mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: Pontificating Crackhouse Potus

Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657397)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: Useless center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657426)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: buck-toothed mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657430)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Useless center

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657453)



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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: odious library useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#46453107)