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ITT I post the FB posts of Azn megashrew I've met

Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends w...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about he...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
lol at this retard, wolfgang's steakhouse is not wolfgang pu...
razzle market international law enforcement agency
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
...
Narrow-minded address preventive strike
  05/13/15
true. but it is still nice when the owner comes out to talk ...
lascivious shrine gunner
  07/14/15
how did she fuck this one up? did she ding for having too ma...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
There's no way the OP is churning these out on his own at th...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
#1 = 180
yellow razzmatazz native tank
  05/13/15
Also from 2013: Emma's Friends, Not Impressed So, I th...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estat...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
I'm fucking dying here.
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
"Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.&q...
Talented orange location scourge upon the earth
  05/13/15
...
Embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse
  03/24/17
...
Comical Point Regret
  11/24/17
JFC there are real people like this? This isn't just Johnsme...
Jet-lagged Opaque Senate
  05/13/15
not flame.
Diverse Pearl School Cafeteria Genital Piercing
  10/17/16
3 days after the idiot: Well, That's Different Almost ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
"My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go s...
Gaped mentally impaired newt
  05/13/15
This is fake, right? You're making this up. You have to be. ...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
Literally none of this is flame, man. I am copy-pasting and ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
...
pink well-lubricated space
  06/15/15
Another 2 weeks pass: Yay! After three days of MEH (Po...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
>Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhatta...
ebony vibrant masturbator
  05/29/15
EAT ALL THE THINGS
Multi-colored Jew
  03/24/16
A month later: I am A Horrible, Shallow Person He: Wou...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
fatality
Gaped mentally impaired newt
  05/13/15
LOL i love the guys response here
amethyst son of senegal
  05/13/15
...
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
...
vivacious electric furnace
  06/15/15
What an insane super shrew
fragrant pervert orchestra pit
  05/13/15
Oh c'mon. What, she's just supposed to meet a complete stran...
pale learning disabled resort deer antler
  05/13/15
So you're saying he's a "complete stranger" becaus...
ebony vibrant masturbator
  05/29/15
I think it's hard to say what the situation was here without...
chocolate useless brakes
  10/14/18
You are #2 poaster after NM in my book haha
pink well-lubricated space
  06/15/15
This cannot be life.
stirring casino
  05/13/15
Yet another month passes: B is Not for Banker?? B is curr...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Please no more. I'm losing too much faith in humanity.
stirring casino
  05/13/15
I seriously loling right now. Can't believe this person exis...
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
>The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to ta...
ebony vibrant masturbator
  05/29/15
how has no one called her an insufferable cunt irl
spectacular low-t community account
  04/22/20
Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
what is this woman's job? approximate income?
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
Discussed a bit further below, but the honest answer is that...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Pretty long gap, going into 2014: TigerGirl Can't Change ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Another gap of several months: This Month on Forever Alon...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
she is the embodiment of all that i hate, non-SJW division
Gaped mentally impaired newt
  05/13/15
lol at non-SJW division
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
180.
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
...
Narrow-minded address preventive strike
  05/13/15
...
glittery sound barrier
  05/16/18
excellent
Gold hairraiser feces therapy
  05/13/15
My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings. My...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
...
pink well-lubricated space
  06/15/15
I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this be...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Finally, a Worthy Suitor! Finally, a Worthy Suitor! Finall...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
That post was the one where I first realized that XO might e...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
...
Gold hairraiser feces therapy
  05/13/15
Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all fr...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Pure unhinged xo poaster level fantasy
pink well-lubricated space
  06/15/15
People like this make me question the value of higher educat...
floppy parlor
  05/13/15
...
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
...
electric duck-like national national security agency
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
Hook her up with JJC.
bronze wonderful puppy
  05/13/15
...
brilliant mind-boggling degenerate
  02/03/17
sorry bro but this is boring as fuark also $10,000 says s...
galvanic friendly grandma brethren
  05/13/15
3 days later: I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!! Emma: He's...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
i love that these all get like 3 likes a picture of my dog'...
milky church building bbw
  02/14/16
I read all of these and i am seriously closer to killing mys...
amethyst son of senegal
  05/13/15
i'm sure she's totally worth it
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
She's fat to boot
fragrant pervert orchestra pit
  05/13/15
We need to enact societal change to prevent this from happen...
floppy parlor
  05/13/15
If CharlesPHD murdered this gook in cold blood and i was on ...
amethyst son of senegal
  05/13/15
Most people probably would.
floppy parlor
  05/13/15
why does this make you angry? She's going to end up alone or...
Jet-lagged Opaque Senate
  05/13/15
...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
What does she bring to the table? Apparently not looks and ...
Nubile fiercely-loyal corner
  05/13/15
guessing: good educational credentials, meh looks, an essen...
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
That's prob about right. I'm guessing shitty unfulfilling j...
Nubile fiercely-loyal corner
  05/13/15
probs.
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
So nothing?
fragrant pervert orchestra pit
  05/13/15
She has a LAC undergrad and an Ivy MA. She seems to have a v...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
sounds pretty flamey...
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
...
Jet-lagged Opaque Senate
  05/13/15
Edit: Thanks, bro.
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Fine but why would you leave out that hilarious detail? It m...
Jet-lagged Opaque Senate
  05/13/15
Getting a dude who's accomplished something with his life is...
Nubile fiercely-loyal corner
  05/13/15
women ALWAYS want a more accomplished guy. even the ones wh...
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
She's probably *not* a 3, as rated by OP.
pale learning disabled resort deer antler
  05/13/15
That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
...
Jet-lagged Opaque Senate
  05/13/15
i think you underestimate doobs.
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
Alas, probably.
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different st...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
How hot is she?
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
Maybe a 4 or so, depending on your rating scale. Overweight ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
HOLY FUCK. why are these guys talking to her
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
You know, let me revise it down. Probably a 3 at best, looki...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
ok so my point stands by a factor of 10? who the fuck are t...
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
How disappointing. I was assuming she was an objective 8.
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
this is hard to believe. she's got to be at least an objecti...
Impertinent coiffed nursing home
  05/13/15
...
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
Hmm...how about you post a pic of what you think a 5 Asian i...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
http://i.imgur.com/LyAElgF.jpg Second from left on the ny...
Impertinent coiffed nursing home
  05/13/15
ty for posting this again, this scale is so lol
razzle market international law enforcement agency
  05/13/15
It is lulzy
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
lol i know man but it's an important piece of board histo...
Impertinent coiffed nursing home
  05/13/15
That scale is shit btw.
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
there is no coherence to it
razzle market international law enforcement agency
  05/13/15
...
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
CR, the "6" UCLA cheerleader WG on his scale is &g...
snowy swashbuckling dingle berry gaming laptop
  05/13/15
as a fellow yellow fever breh i agree i still think secon...
Impertinent coiffed nursing home
  05/13/15
Yeah, I'm glad we agree.
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
LOL, if THAT'S a five she's probably closer to a 2.
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Oh c'mon.
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
She is just not hot man. She has no real attractive features...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
There is no gradient. Hysterical nonetheless
concupiscible legend wrinkle
  10/12/15
ALL the Asians looks the same. LOL.
lascivious shrine gunner
  03/10/16
Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post fr...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
man what I'd give to get her in a front of a fucking psychoa...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
"My boyfriend is like a Lamborghini. I don't have a Lam...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
"An otherwise intelligent fellow Ivy graduate INSISTS t...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
He's got her pegged.
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
"Tonight's date: What are you reading? Emma: Bloomberg ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
twist: the date regularly reads top economic journals and fi...
Ultramarine sanctuary fat ankles
  05/13/15
this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 1...
Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
i mean your schtick is generally entire shit but there's som...
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
Yeah, last name looks Chinese.
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
well, but bpm.
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
jfc.
Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
"Writing about the dismal job market & some people'...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
die.
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
But you have an IVY MA!?!?!?
fragrant pervert orchestra pit
  05/13/15
Last year, she took the Buzzfeed Quiz "Which Ivy League...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her pro...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
nternet theorist Doc Searls
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
"Other than letters of recommendation, application for ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
people like this only exist in the world because we let them...
electric duck-like national national security agency
  05/13/15
this is what happens when you remove subhuman chinks from th...
Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
Nobody normal really fetishizes asians, guys will just fuck ...
electric duck-like national national security agency
  05/13/15
mostly just chinks and the TTT christian Koreans. japanese a...
Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
true japs are a good example why are they letting TTT crass ...
electric duck-like national national security agency
  05/13/15
There are some in Socal
Narrow-minded address preventive strike
  05/13/15
um, they were assimilated bro. all succumbed to CHAD eventua...
fighting startling school lettuce
  05/29/15
...
Gold hairraiser feces therapy
  05/13/15
"When a very successful entrepreneur takes you to lunch...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
lol. THAT
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
300 (Yes, three hundred) pounds of clothing shipped off. Two...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Wtf
histrionic heaven haunted graveyard
  10/12/15
"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the gam...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE BITCHES TO BOULEY ON A FIRST DA...
razzle market international law enforcement agency
  05/13/15
and she's a 3.
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
glad we're on the same wavelength here. holy shit.
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
This doesn't make sense. How is this woman attracting suc...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
...
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
she never seems to mention the guys' looks. might have some...
fuchsia hospital
  05/13/15
my eyes are bulging and I'm pounding my head into my table r...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private messag...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
stop
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
why won't they kill her
Gold hairraiser feces therapy
  05/13/15
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars: ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
why God WHY
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/14/15
YES! I knew I would see one of these!! LJL
pink well-lubricated space
  06/15/15
Religious views: good food good friends Political views: Ve...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
looks like we've got a rawlsian SCHOLAR here...
Ultramarine sanctuary fat ankles
  05/13/15
...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
Is there any way we can market this chick?
awkward lodge mediation
  05/13/15
I thought xo was flame and that people like this dont actual...
Bateful really tough guy office
  05/13/15
Good Lord.
coral pungent abode pocket flask
  05/13/15
Is the watch obsession an azn thing? The only other people ...
Carnelian house-broken garrison codepig
  05/13/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  05/13/15
yes, i live in asia and people are constantly surprised i do...
razzle market international law enforcement agency
  05/13/15
i used to think this, but i'm about to cave and get a starte...
Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
which one you looking at? i dont think i could maintain one ...
razzle market international law enforcement agency
  05/13/15
i like Omega's, but i need to do more research. might just p...
Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
Don't sell out
fragrant pervert orchestra pit
  05/13/15
and it's a meaningless status symbol in an age where we carr...
Gold hairraiser feces therapy
  05/13/15
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
She sounds ugly and horrible. How have you not unsubscribed ...
snowy swashbuckling dingle berry gaming laptop
  05/13/15
I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to my feed and I enjoy see...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
I'm the same way. Have a couple like these -- not nearly as ...
Gold hairraiser feces therapy
  05/13/15
subtle soft tooth trolling
puce public bath kitty cat
  02/02/17
"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4"...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writi...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
how do you restrain yourself from commenting if you won't bl...
snowy swashbuckling dingle berry gaming laptop
  05/13/15
I mostly just find it funny. I don't get MAF about this sort...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
"Real question: Does anyone use email for non-work reas...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
The contemporary mid-30s urban asian shrew is the most fungi...
coral pungent abode pocket flask
  05/13/15
She has pinned 4,644 things on Pinterest.
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
It's bizarre when people want qualities in others just to &q...
heady dysfunction
  05/13/15
...
Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican
  05/13/15
...
Poppy curious gaping
  05/13/15
She would fail the Voight-Kampff test.
Blue 180 cruise ship sandwich
  05/13/15
and the turing test
heady dysfunction
  05/14/15
LOL'd
Aphrodisiac bistre stead people who are hurt
  06/15/15
so she went to Penn, right?
Talented orange location scourge upon the earth
  05/13/15
she seems like a columbia MA to me
fuchsia hospital
  05/13/15
Prob. journalism
Bisexual home becky
  05/14/15
this sounds 100% correct
adulterous nowag set
  05/14/15
I would have guessed Cornell for sure.
smoky dilemma
  05/13/15
If not flame, I can only conclude the reason I'm not going o...
pale learning disabled resort deer antler
  05/13/15
...
vigorous zombie-like stage double fault
  05/14/15
how has her head not been bashed in yet? is this really the ...
irradiated cowardly indian lodge
  05/13/15
yes, it really is.
Blue 180 cruise ship sandwich
  05/13/15
btw you need to post a screen shot with identifying info bla...
Talented orange location scourge upon the earth
  05/13/15
There is no way he is making this much shit up. Too much det...
Canary ungodly old irish cottage
  05/13/15
yeah i agree, i think it's real. but seeing a screen shot wo...
Talented orange location scourge upon the earth
  05/13/15
I'm a bit paranoid about accidentally outing myself with PC ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
don't do it - obviously you're not making this much up and y...
Gold hairraiser feces therapy
  05/13/15
MODS! plz stop Charles XII from outing 433.
Blue 180 cruise ship sandwich
  05/13/15
no-one remembers creepy pumo flameout? this won't end well
disgusting thriller menage
  05/13/15
SHREWMO OUTTED!!!
fragrant pervert orchestra pit
  05/13/15
...
Blue 180 cruise ship sandwich
  05/14/15
shitty flame
Appetizing Misunderstood Parlour
  05/13/15
Bro, how the Hell could I produce a flame this massive?
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Though the moniker is fitting for such a claim.
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/15
Posted at 1 AM last night: "Men in tuxes. Yes, pleas...
salmon boltzmann
  05/14/15
Sounds like a misguided attempt at branding herself s some k...
Bisexual home becky
  05/14/15
wasn't RSF at a black tie party last night?
fuchsia hospital
  05/15/15
"Updating my LinkedIn profile & found out that I wa...
salmon boltzmann
  05/14/15
I glanced at said write-up and it turns out it describes som...
salmon boltzmann
  05/15/15
"The 22 most memorable quotes from the new Elon Musk bo...
salmon boltzmann
  05/15/15
You are doing God's work in this thread, bro, keep it up.
Narrow-minded address preventive strike
  05/15/15
"Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put - NYTimes.com...
salmon boltzmann
  05/16/15
"Actually, I am interested in the timepiece. Mmm... Tim...
salmon boltzmann
  05/16/15
"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/28/15
I don't believe anyone would write "okay future husband...
pale learning disabled resort deer antler
  05/28/15
No, I want to believe this isn't flame.
awkward lodge mediation
  05/28/15
Well, if you insist: http://imgur.com/zlRzTep
salmon boltzmann
  05/28/15
...
awkward lodge mediation
  05/28/15
Oh God.
pale learning disabled resort deer antler
  05/29/15
wtf is she hot
effete passionate pit giraffe
  05/28/15
A 4 at best.
salmon boltzmann
  05/28/15
lol, she actually pays for a subscription to aSW still?
snowy swashbuckling dingle berry gaming laptop
  05/28/15
wonder if its more embarrassing to have ur nude pics in publ...
charcoal slimy pisswyrm
  05/28/15
oh what a nested parentheses scholar!
fighting startling school lettuce
  05/29/15
someone needs to scrape all her posts and make a markov chai...
aromatic theater stage
  05/28/15
Holy fuck. I googled around and found OP's chick (no doobs, ...
Laughsome faggotry
  05/29/15
jfc she's terrible and could be a binary 0.
charismatic mauve theatre
  05/29/15
could be? wtf is wrong with you, IS
effete passionate pit giraffe
  05/29/15
Oh god, I never noticed, but her FB is 100% public, isn't it...
salmon boltzmann
  05/29/15
...
Laughsome faggotry
  05/29/15
I mean, it's a public account, so it's basically like linkin...
salmon boltzmann
  05/29/15
I don't hate her as much after seeing how ugly she is. I ju...
misanthropic big-titted private investor
  05/29/15
...
awkward lodge mediation
  06/12/15
FUCK we have the mutual friends. all insufferable. lol
charismatic mauve theatre
  06/15/15
This makes me wonder how many poasters I'm one degree of sep...
salmon boltzmann
  06/15/15
i know for a fact I was friends with several poasters via pr...
charismatic mauve theatre
  06/15/15
still hilarious that I had a handful of mutual friends with ...
mahogany zippy lay laser beams
  12/27/15
fuck her shit wont load
pink well-lubricated space
  06/15/15
do it. XO could use a new mascot
fuchsia hospital
  05/29/15
That is one of the more hideous women I've ever seen.
big hideous temple
  05/29/15
lol i threw up a little
effete passionate pit giraffe
  05/29/15
Please be flame. *torches this entire thread*
pale learning disabled resort deer antler
  05/29/15
*smothers you with this thread*
alcoholic insecure trailer park generalized bond
  12/27/15
...
Laughsome faggotry
  05/29/15
WTF, I figured she'd at least be skinny
Titillating coldplay fan
  05/29/15
As a yellowfever mo I'm incredibly disappointed.
awkward lodge mediation
  06/12/15
...
Laughsome faggotry
  05/29/15
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
floppy parlor
  06/15/15
LOL holy shit: I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Imposs...
salmon boltzmann
  05/30/15
...
Laughsome faggotry
  05/30/15
Your poast needs a trigger warning.
Narrow-minded address preventive strike
  06/12/15
*Turns to stone*
awkward lodge mediation
  06/12/15
reading through this entire thread for the first time and la...
crimson locus
  01/02/18
She is hideous and a liar. She should be put down immediatel...
soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant
  06/12/15
Omg please be flame. How can she be getting more dates than ...
pale learning disabled resort deer antler
  06/12/15
...
soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant
  06/12/15
she is mentally ill.
Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  06/15/15
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time. Thank to O...
Arousing tantric quadroon factory reset button
  06/12/15
...
awkward lodge mediation
  08/23/17
...
vivacious electric furnace
  06/15/15
Anyone rating her as a 4 is a sick fuck.
floppy parlor
  06/15/15
She's still dating away: Tonight's date is a super tan, f...
salmon boltzmann
  07/04/15
How the fuck does she land dudes like that? He must be hide...
fragrant pervert orchestra pit
  07/04/15
she looks really familiar, I swear I've dealt with her... sh...
Bisexual home becky
  07/04/15
Naturally: "Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open...
salmon boltzmann
  07/14/15
Lol. I'm in disbelief. I've never met anyone like this befor...
Abnormal Messiness Knife
  07/14/15
That means you have NEVER lived in any major American metrop...
primrose property
  07/14/15
guys the dating stories are mostly or entirely false. stop ...
transparent shaky rigpig
  07/14/15
If they're flame, it's all created by her. None of this is f...
salmon boltzmann
  10/11/15
Oh boy, another dating post, from last week: "Someho...
salmon boltzmann
  10/11/15
lol at having to explain what HYP is. what unprestigious aud...
Supple black trust fund
  10/11/15
Well, she did go to a mere second-tier Ivy.
salmon boltzmann
  10/11/15
LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two ...
salmon boltzmann
  10/11/15
Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what...
salmon boltzmann
  12/27/15
This bitch does not have a soul.
floppy parlor
  12/27/15
...
Poppy curious gaping
  12/27/15
I call flame No one can be so clueless
Dun french chef
  12/27/15
LOL at PACKER. lofty PACKER! 40k to go the brooklyn equi...
mahogany zippy lay laser beams
  12/27/15
Not being from the land of five-figure prep schools, I'm gue...
salmon boltzmann
  12/27/15
yeah. here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. ...
mahogany zippy lay laser beams
  12/27/15
jfc this thread is a horrible rabbit hole
cocky gay wizard bawdyhouse
  12/27/15
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  12/27/15
this is all rather unbelievable and i'm amazed that she exis...
Talented orange location scourge upon the earth
  12/27/15
180 thread OP set her up with jjc OFS
Grizzly volcanic crater stage
  12/27/15
"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous &a...
salmon boltzmann
  12/29/15
Please tell me this one is fake.
Aggressive Pearly Corn Cake State
  12/29/15
100% real, posted about 14 hours ago.
salmon boltzmann
  12/29/15
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
"Why am I already discussing engagement rings with Thur...
salmon boltzmann
  01/04/16
...
Chrome theater
  01/04/16
This is one of the GOATUS threads of 2015
Narrow-minded address preventive strike
  01/04/16
...
Provocative Carmine Base
  01/21/16
Is this what they mean when they say Asians have no soul? T...
silver spot police squad
  01/04/16
Accused of being socialist by an attorney living in a ultra ...
salmon boltzmann
  01/17/16
...
Chrome theater
  01/17/16
"My friends will LOVE: UPenn guy no longer interested a...
salmon boltzmann
  01/21/16
One of the follow-ups comments are great as well: "I...
salmon boltzmann
  01/21/16
...
Provocative Carmine Base
  01/21/16
You've met this person in the flesh? She sounds like the liv...
aromatic theater stage
  01/21/16
Yeah, I've met her IRL, though it predated my discovery of X...
salmon boltzmann
  01/21/16
Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthda...
salmon boltzmann
  02/13/16
Her birthday wish is for "Wellington!" which I gat...
Peach Disrespectful Library Queen Of The Night
  04/16/16
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
Have you noticed how she awkwardly jams her (manicured and b...
Peach Disrespectful Library Queen Of The Night
  02/29/16
I hadn't but now that you've mentioned it I see it everywher...
salmon boltzmann
  02/29/16
"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatt...
salmon boltzmann
  03/10/16
jfc
Infuriating Ruby Background Story Step-uncle's House
  03/10/16
*shoots flame thrower into that comment exchange*
Talented orange location scourge upon the earth
  03/24/16
...
Odious Nofapping Jewess
  04/06/16
"If I could afford to be in school for a lifetime...&qu...
salmon boltzmann
  03/24/16
"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy...
salmon boltzmann
  04/06/16
she's pulling like a shrew version of XO Milo and is vamping...
mahogany zippy lay laser beams
  04/06/16
Half Of Ivy League Students Get This WRONG, Will You? Share ...
salmon boltzmann
  04/10/16
"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't t...
salmon boltzmann
  04/10/16
"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & m...
salmon boltzmann
  04/15/16
Johnsmeyer isn't a pound over 300
Narrow-minded address preventive strike
  04/15/16
"the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint...
Laughsome faggotry
  04/21/17
Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting: "...
salmon boltzmann
  04/15/16
Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion wi...
Peach Disrespectful Library Queen Of The Night
  04/16/16
The most astonishing thing to me is that she's been quasi-bl...
salmon boltzmann
  04/16/16
Honestly I'm baffled that she even gets first dates. As has ...
Peach Disrespectful Library Queen Of The Night
  04/16/16
A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked t...
salmon boltzmann
  05/13/16
Scholarship
buck-toothed chapel
  05/13/16
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the fo...
salmon boltzmann
  05/23/16
C'mon I thought this was a great one.
salmon boltzmann
  05/23/16
pls poast more interactions between ppl who comment on her u...
vivacious electric furnace
  05/23/16
Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good...
salmon boltzmann
  05/23/16
ugh, jfc. *cringe-jacking myself* OH GOD UHHHHHH
vivacious electric furnace
  05/23/16
HO LEE FUCK
Chest-beating ivory business firm organic girlfriend
  05/23/16
...
vivacious electric furnace
  05/23/16
WHY??? :P LOL. // Why Hong Kong's Richest Man Wears a $500 W...
salmon boltzmann
  07/02/16
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  10/17/16
...
Ocher Ticket Booth
  10/17/16
jfc
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  10/17/16
...
out-of-control station
  02/03/17
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 sepa...
salmon boltzmann
  10/17/16
i want to fucking die after reading this
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  10/17/16
DC?
Chest-beating ivory business firm organic girlfriend
  10/17/16
NYC apparently she sounds like a good fit for DC now that...
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  10/17/16
Totally unintentional in January: First #date of the month o...
salmon boltzmann
  02/03/17
what the fuck
Racy center
  02/03/17
You're doing God's work in this thread, brother
Narrow-minded address preventive strike
  02/03/17
ty friend
salmon boltzmann
  02/03/17
how ugly are these dudes
claret hall filthpig
  02/03/17
"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with underco...
salmon boltzmann
  02/03/17
Won't link her photos, but she wears a Dartmouth class ring ...
salmon boltzmann
  02/03/17
Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this t...
big hideous temple
  02/03/17
Yeah I won't post pics but she looks really bad, especially ...
salmon boltzmann
  02/03/17
Right, there are tons of women posted on this site as "...
big hideous temple
  02/03/17
Sadly I can't illustrate it but I think it's worth noting th...
salmon boltzmann
  02/03/17
I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for...
nudist blood rage
  02/03/17
what the fuck man she's STILL posting actively?
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  02/03/17
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  02/03/17
Relentlessly. She has made about 260 posts in the past month...
salmon boltzmann
  02/03/17
there's gotta be a longitudinal study in here
excitant filthy rehab internal respiration
  02/03/17
there are still links to her pics itt she is a legitimate...
dashing principal's office macaca
  02/03/17
...
Drunken church
  02/03/17
*kidnaps her* *waterboards her with milk*
crimson locus
  02/03/17
"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Gr...
salmon boltzmann
  02/10/17
"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to b...
salmon boltzmann
  02/10/17
"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend o...
salmon boltzmann
  02/10/17
She must have friends who have called her out on this shit. ...
vivacious electric furnace
  02/10/17
I've never seen anybody call her out. Most posts get at leas...
salmon boltzmann
  02/10/17
She just shared this photo, together with "#DatingProbl...
salmon boltzmann
  02/10/17
"People, use social media to empower your network! [Var...
salmon boltzmann
  02/10/17
...
vivacious electric furnace
  02/10/17
She just visited Tel Aviv! "GREAT trip that EXCEEDED...
salmon boltzmann
  03/01/17
"Produce book of global travel" Wtf does that e...
brilliant mind-boggling degenerate
  03/01/17
The dartmouth class ring is really off the hook
Motley Scarlet Azn Hell
  03/01/17
It's in like 70% of her photos too. I'll post a bunch of the...
salmon boltzmann
  03/01/17
jesus
razzle-dazzle magical house nibblets
  03/19/17
Linked this article: http://www.someecards.com/love/break...
salmon boltzmann
  03/01/17
I have a friend who has a JJC complex. Indian guy. Still mig...
claret hall filthpig
  03/01/17
ty for your service
salmon boltzmann
  03/01/17
this post alone is a 180 thread.
Stimulating hominid
  03/01/17
"droning on about "banking Chads" for several...
Laughsome faggotry
  04/21/17
u saved a man
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  07/04/17
how does this shed light on banking Chads who might still ha...
Cracking offensive cuck whorehouse
  05/03/19
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH https://mobile.twitter.com/williamwdepew...
brilliant mind-boggling degenerate
  03/01/17
the self loathing requisite to a good GC robot.
Bearded persian institution
  03/01/17
Today, a link to this image: https://www.facebook.com/Thu...
salmon boltzmann
  03/03/17
3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me a...
salmon boltzmann
  03/19/17
...
Chest-beating ivory business firm organic girlfriend
  03/24/17
"Two more dead ends this weekend. This is insanity. #D...
salmon boltzmann
  03/23/17
how did you meet her do her friends console her in these ...
vivacious electric furnace
  03/23/17
She gets very generic support, not a lot of substantive comm...
salmon boltzmann
  03/23/17
this seems to reflect on a certain type of fatigue people ha...
Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field
  04/10/17
Could also be that her friend group is aging and gradually f...
salmon boltzmann
  04/10/17
interesting. i can see that as well.
Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field
  04/10/17
She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a...
exciting hairless piazza rigor
  03/24/17
This was also my reaction. Strong resemblance to the social...
bonkers liquid oxygen
  03/24/17
That was my conclusion as well. Something just doesn't jive...
trip voyeur ratface
  04/10/17
there is a woman i know who is an artist who for well over a...
Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field
  04/10/17
insane. maybe the subject of OP is doing that with guys she...
trip voyeur ratface
  04/10/17
As a matter of fact, no, I can't recall a single photo of on...
salmon boltzmann
  04/10/17
True. But what if her end game is to get sympathy from other...
trip voyeur ratface
  04/10/17
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
...
Exhilarant mad cow disease locale
  03/24/17
First time seeing this. Why are people so mad over this shre...
Brass fortuitous meteor university
  03/24/17
A doozy of a thread from last night: "Tonight's date...
salmon boltzmann
  03/25/17
she didn't even go their for a professional degree or underg...
vivacious electric furnace
  03/25/17
Nope, writing MA.
salmon boltzmann
  03/25/17
so hard not to cringe at her posts makes me uncomfortabl...
vivacious electric furnace
  03/25/17
OH this makes it WAY worse. good grief.
Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field
  04/10/17
She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200...
salmon boltzmann
  04/10/17
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field
  04/10/17
her carpal tunnel brace is GREAT. top shelf GC shit right h...
Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field
  04/10/17
Is that the glove-type thing in the pancake photo? I've neve...
salmon boltzmann
  04/10/17
100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseba...
Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field
  04/10/17
mental illness, very sad
Racy center
  04/10/17
The ring rotation here is damning: http://i.imgur.com/uvz...
contagious gas station goal in life
  04/10/17
LOL
vivacious electric furnace
  04/10/17
GOOD GRIEF. is it possible she's engaging in long game sc...
Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field
  04/10/17
I don't know what the game would be, but maybe in her mind s...
salmon boltzmann
  04/10/17
Nice, was hoping XO would notice that.
salmon boltzmann
  04/10/17
lmao
Exhilarant mad cow disease locale
  04/21/17
...
out-of-control station
  08/09/17
...
seedy foreskin mood
  11/24/17
...
vivacious electric furnace
  02/13/18
This is some Gollum level shit right here.
marvelous den selfie
  06/12/17
same thing I poasted elsewhere above: reading this thread fo...
crimson locus
  01/02/18
Betting she is mentally ill and the dating "field repor...
red immigrant forum
  04/10/17
...
exciting hairless piazza rigor
  04/10/17
Still doubt this. She'd have more success if it were fake im...
salmon boltzmann
  04/20/17
"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brillia...
salmon boltzmann
  04/20/17
...
vivacious electric furnace
  04/21/17
"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of ...
salmon boltzmann
  04/22/17
"Back to square one. Again. #DatingProblems But I can...
salmon boltzmann
  06/12/17
...
vivacious electric furnace
  07/03/17
General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDE...
salmon boltzmann
  07/04/17
Ty for your service in these updates.
marvelous den selfie
  07/04/17
...
salmon boltzmann
  08/05/17
my fucking god it gets worse and worse every time this threa...
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  07/04/17
"Today at the Patek Philippe Art of #Watches Grand Exhi...
salmon boltzmann
  07/24/17
NOWAG(irls)
excitant filthy rehab internal respiration
  07/24/17
Sounds like a Doctor Manhattan quote at the beginning Als...
frozen emerald dog poop
  04/19/19
Emma starting to post shitty advertisements? "I #Fue...
salmon boltzmann
  07/24/17
...
Drunken church
  07/24/17
lol was about to post this one
salmon boltzmann
  07/24/17
Oh no.
marvelous den selfie
  07/24/17
...
Brindle crackhouse juggernaut
  07/24/17
...
vivacious electric furnace
  07/25/17
"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"...
salmon boltzmann
  08/02/17
*posts link to some nature video* "This male fish sp...
salmon boltzmann
  08/02/17
...
out-of-control station
  08/09/17
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
"!!! READ THIS. *three shocked face emojis*" h...
salmon boltzmann
  08/02/17
She updated her cover photo: *grit teeth emoji* *camera e...
salmon boltzmann
  08/05/17
"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September ...
salmon boltzmann
  08/05/17
"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague...
salmon boltzmann
  08/05/17
I like this new touch of counting the trailing hashtags. Som...
excitant filthy rehab internal respiration
  08/05/17
...
awkward lodge mediation
  08/23/17
That ring.
marvelous den selfie
  08/05/17
...
beady-eyed judgmental area
  09/08/17
You have no idea how many photos I could post of that bloody...
salmon boltzmann
  09/08/17
she is maximum PRESTIGE azn
water buffalo site
  08/05/17
"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Ag...
salmon boltzmann
  08/09/17
"I passed stage 1 & I am currently on the official ...
salmon boltzmann
  08/09/17
can you poast a link so i can vote for her
Boiling Water Toaster
  08/10/17
Nah
salmon boltzmann
  08/10/17
lol
awkward lodge mediation
  08/23/17
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
Uh oh! "When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed ...
salmon boltzmann
  08/10/17
Linked to this article: https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-...
salmon boltzmann
  08/20/17
"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I reali...
salmon boltzmann
  08/20/17
holy shit man. Bookmarked
violet tanning salon prole
  08/20/17
She took this Buzzfeed quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nat...
salmon boltzmann
  08/20/17
Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew: ...
salmon boltzmann
  08/23/17
...
Brindle crackhouse juggernaut
  08/23/17
"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Sp...
salmon boltzmann
  09/08/17
you're a hero for keeping us updated
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  09/08/17
THE RING! WHO WEARS IT LIKE THAT?????
vivacious electric furnace
  09/10/17
Azn megashrews, that's who.
salmon boltzmann
  09/10/17
take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #St...
frozen emerald dog poop
  04/19/19
...
salmon boltzmann
  04/19/19
someone requested a bump
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  09/21/17
Thanks. You made this possible: http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
light antidepressant drug brunch
  09/21/17
She went to Harvard, recently. https://imgur.com/a/V6myh ...
salmon boltzmann
  11/16/17
over the years this thread has morphed from hilarious to sad
mustard main people
  11/17/17
TBF, it was sad to begin with
soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant
  01/03/18
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
I posted this *two* years ago and the hits keep coming
mustard main people
  09/05/19
"Yes, I am the newest member of the #Horological Societ...
salmon boltzmann
  11/16/17
She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in hist...
salmon boltzmann
  11/16/17
God's work with the updates
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  11/16/17
Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobprob...
salmon boltzmann
  11/16/17
She visited Amsterdam again, and her album for all her trips...
salmon boltzmann
  11/16/17
...
vivacious electric furnace
  11/17/17
"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a D...
salmon boltzmann
  11/20/17
"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a pol...
salmon boltzmann
  11/24/17
How does she get dates? Wasn't she hideous? Does she ever me...
seedy foreskin mood
  11/24/17
She is not attractive imo (and I'm pretty charitable on wome...
salmon boltzmann
  11/24/17
"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Aft...
salmon boltzmann
  11/24/17
Are there ever pictures of the *dates*? I can't help but won...
Mint frisky plaza indirect expression
  11/24/17
It's interesting to speculate, as I've never seen a photo of...
salmon boltzmann
  11/24/17
After the Port Authority non-attack: "I'm downtown &...
salmon boltzmann
  12/13/17
...
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  12/25/17
...
vivacious electric furnace
  12/25/17
Posted today: "Grandfather: What do you look for in ...
salmon boltzmann
  12/25/17
lmao
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  12/25/17
"Had another lovely visit with Monty at the Hermes in B...
salmon boltzmann
  12/25/17
Modernity destroyed this woman. She never had a chance.
Rambunctious range pistol
  12/25/17
...
idiotic mother stag film
  01/03/18
"Interesting read... *thinking emoji*" https://...
salmon boltzmann
  12/27/17
At 3:30 am this morning, she linked this article: https:/...
salmon boltzmann
  12/27/17
Ironically just linked to this: https://www.wsj.com/artic...
salmon boltzmann
  01/02/18
She also recently linked this article: https://www.someecard...
salmon boltzmann
  01/02/18
ty for updates sir
Grizzly volcanic crater stage
  01/02/18
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  01/02/18
"First #date of 2018. After 4 in 2017! That's a record ...
salmon boltzmann
  01/03/18
I still don't understand how and why people date her.
idiotic mother stag film
  01/03/18
stuffwhitepeoplelike: crippling yellow fever
maroon philosopher-king sex offender
  01/03/18
Can you imagine her turning her nose up at a multi millionai...
soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant
  01/03/18
Based on recent posts shed at least be into the BTC.
salmon boltzmann
  01/14/18
Uh oh, her new record-setting relationship is ON THE ROCKS: ...
salmon boltzmann
  01/14/18
Again with the fucking ring.
marvelous den selfie
  01/21/18
"Date #5 last night: [Guy]: Where was that place whe...
salmon boltzmann
  01/14/18
...
Hateful ape
  01/21/18
need UPDATE
vivacious electric furnace
  01/21/18
Uh oh, she's gonna be a YouTube star: Over 300 views in l...
salmon boltzmann
  01/31/18
Emma's gonna be a youtube starrr spending time in the bat...
fuchsia hospital
  01/31/18
...
salmon boltzmann
  01/31/18
criminally underrated
Soggy roast beef box office
  10/08/18
Oh no, her most successful dating spree of the past five yea...
salmon boltzmann
  01/31/18
BONUS: In the comments for the above breakup post, she notes...
salmon boltzmann
  01/31/18
...
fuchsia hospital
  01/31/18
...
mildly autistic arrogant alpha digit ratio
  01/31/18
...
puce public bath kitty cat
  01/31/18
...
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  01/31/18
i don't understand. isn't she super unattractive? doesn't sh...
vivacious electric furnace
  01/31/18
She seems to suggest that she's the one rejecting most of th...
salmon boltzmann
  01/31/18
...
Green self-absorbed
  07/10/23
CharlesXII counting hashtags with deranged, fatalistic grin
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  01/31/18
...
violent twinkling uncleanness
  02/14/18
...
kitty
  01/31/18
CharlesXII, please analyze this New Years post by an Eat Pra...
Saffron depressive
  01/31/18
Well, for one, she seems unaware that the Maldives are in th...
salmon boltzmann
  02/01/18
"For my birthday this year, I'm helping raise donations...
salmon boltzmann
  02/01/18
What's her book about? Is it self-published? Or does she hav...
vivacious electric furnace
  02/01/18
She is using "Publishizer," which I have never hea...
salmon boltzmann
  02/01/18
Wow, which company did she start?
marvelous den selfie
  02/01/18
the travails of emmaznmegashrew are starting to get sad.
black woman
  02/01/18
Any major life changes for this shrew since 2015?
  02/01/18
Not as far as I can tell, which is incredible in its own rig...
salmon boltzmann
  02/01/18
Shes going to hit a crushing wall, get married out of desper...
  02/01/18
Pretty sure she's already hit that wall. Also, she has to be...
salmon boltzmann
  02/01/18
Oh SHIT, looks like that guy she was probably gonna break up...
salmon boltzmann
  02/02/18
Never mind, guy is dunhere: "Broke up with [Guy] jus...
salmon boltzmann
  02/11/18
Any friends commenting? Need update for valentines day
vivacious electric furnace
  02/13/18
This caused me to check and oh my god there are 61 comments....
salmon boltzmann
  02/13/18
Update?
vivacious electric furnace
  02/14/18
...
marvelous den selfie
  02/14/18
Those hands are really fat for an asian
insanely creepy apoplectic
  02/13/18
A couple highlights from the long breakup comment chain: ...
salmon boltzmann
  02/14/18
that dude's profile makes me cringe.
citrine death wish
  02/14/18
She's in Miami! https://imgur.com/a/MgJNk "This t...
salmon boltzmann
  02/17/18
The insistence on getting that stupid ring in every shot is ...
Maize affirmative action turdskin
  02/17/18
In fairness, it's only in about 3/4 of the photos; I just to...
salmon boltzmann
  02/17/18
Aliens should abduct her and put her in a zoo to exhibit the...
Maize affirmative action turdskin
  02/17/18
"Just got off the phone with an i-banker who sleeps 4 h...
salmon boltzmann
  02/20/18
Hostile to him?
marvelous den selfie
  02/20/18
Yes. "run....he's not for you" "he’s a ...
salmon boltzmann
  02/20/18
this is so sad.
clear toilet seat
  03/06/18
"(I've been single for 8 years for free! *deep in thou...
salmon boltzmann
  03/06/18
"Dessert! #yum" https://imgur.com/a/3Y4Bx ht...
salmon boltzmann
  03/06/18
That is a Thanksgiving plate worth of dessert.
marvelous den selfie
  03/06/18
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
"Good night, Friends. Tonight's date was... In-cred-ibl...
salmon boltzmann
  03/23/18
she is aggressively unattractive. she's either using old/fak...
khaki
  03/23/18
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
"Home now after a 7.5 hour fun first Date Night with an...
salmon boltzmann
  03/29/18
She and anyone who aides her in her ways need to get OUT
Sapphire idea he suggested
  03/29/18
"Welcome to the next phase of my career. I'm heading in...
salmon boltzmann
  03/29/18
She got a new job: "Happy Friday, Friends! I am exci...
salmon boltzmann
  04/13/18
Very...strange developments of late. Most importantly, she i...
salmon boltzmann
  04/30/18
What is a “Buspreneur”? Bus + Entrepreneur = Buspreneur! ...
puce public bath kitty cat
  04/30/18
What if I don’t know about blockchain? Knowledge about bl...
marvelous den selfie
  04/30/18
what do you get when you throw together 30 women with no kno...
out-of-control station
  04/30/18
...
marvelous den selfie
  04/30/18
...
Fluffy
  06/29/18
She went to some firefighter-related speed dating event: ...
salmon boltzmann
  04/30/18
"#DatingProblems update for those of you who missed thi...
salmon boltzmann
  05/15/18
Holy shit, TONS of highlights in the comments: -She appar...
salmon boltzmann
  05/15/18
...
vivacious electric furnace
  05/23/18
"[Friend] accidentally caused me to leave the apartment...
salmon boltzmann
  05/15/18
I continue to be mystified by how this person gets any dates...
idiotic mother stag film
  05/16/18
She is prestigious though!
salmon boltzmann
  05/16/18
wtf is Blockchain Week lollllll
Grizzly volcanic crater stage
  05/16/18
Protip: this girl is your future wife
fuchsia hospital
  05/15/18
Charles really has come around on the practice of documentin...
marvelous den selfie
  05/15/18
ressentiment
glittery sound barrier
  07/27/18
such a 180 classic xo thread
Grizzly volcanic crater stage
  05/16/18
ray bradbury wants his character back
out-of-control station
  05/16/18
"If I marry a Crypto Bro, you're all getting gifts embo...
salmon boltzmann
  06/01/18
"TFW you have the opportunity to join the Princeton Alu...
salmon boltzmann
  06/06/18
Please go.
marvelous den selfie
  06/06/18
"Heading home after a night in Tribeca where a friend &...
salmon boltzmann
  06/09/18
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  06/09/18
...
unhinged stock car
  06/21/18
...
vivacious electric furnace
  06/21/18
GC has done a real number on this woman. many such cases!
copper dragon
  06/21/18
...
vivacious electric furnace
  06/29/18
She's on a visit to Romania, Brasov specifically. https:/...
salmon boltzmann
  06/29/18
...
salmon boltzmann
  06/29/18
Dartmouth isn't that great, right?
marvelous den selfie
  06/29/18
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
"Is it official now? Am I a #CatLady?? Home alone eatin...
salmon boltzmann
  07/09/18
The cat isn't touching her.
marvelous den selfie
  07/09/18
...
Brindle crackhouse juggernaut
  07/19/18
great thread
Grizzly volcanic crater stage
  07/19/18
"I am ending a 'friendship' with someone I considered o...
salmon boltzmann
  07/27/18
"Can someone STEM-my explain why the water in my double...
salmon boltzmann
  08/07/18
That is not how you use a thermos
marvelous den selfie
  08/07/18
jfc
cruel-hearted psychic
  08/07/18
"Had the unheard of second date today at the Standard G...
salmon boltzmann
  08/13/18
She shared this Mashable article: https://mashable.com/ar...
salmon boltzmann
  08/13/18
Friend comments: "dudes hate smart chicks"
salmon boltzmann
  08/13/18
You can give up a master's degree?
marvelous den selfie
  08/13/18
as years pass, the CXII/Azn megashrew nuptials grow more and...
mustard main people
  08/13/18
How dare you
salmon boltzmann
  08/13/18
hmm now that you mention it she looks like a "Prudence&...
mustard main people
  09/05/19
The thread that keeps on giving.
awkward lodge mediation
  08/13/18
No surprise what she's reading: https://imgur.com/a/7fRbl...
salmon boltzmann
  08/17/18
Friends since my 20s: Emma, stop dating finance guys. Date s...
salmon boltzmann
  09/11/18
Pics of her lips, preferably the Daring Pink? If you're fee...
beady-eyed judgmental area
  09/11/18
Workin' on the night moves Poastin' bout that Azn megashrew...
Narrow-minded address preventive strike
  09/11/18
...
vivacious electric furnace
  09/22/18
...
vivacious electric furnace
  09/29/18
...
vivacious electric furnace
  10/07/18
I knew after the first post that if this was real, somebody ...
hot
  10/07/18
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  10/08/18
*THUMB*
khaki
  04/02/19
...
bat-shit-crazy
  09/05/19
Just got sucked into a horrid timeless vortex where i read t...
wild karate
  10/08/18
just looked at her youtube page jesus fuck she sounds jus...
wild karate
  10/08/18
holy fuck, I couldn't make it 30 seconds into that godawful ...
hot
  10/08/18
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
...
vivacious electric furnace
  10/12/18
...
vivacious electric furnace
  10/13/18
The addition of emojis will revolutionize megashrew posting....
salmon boltzmann
  10/14/18
...
vivacious electric furnace
  11/17/18
"Good night, Friends. My favorite photo from today's #P...
salmon boltzmann
  11/21/18
She shared this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/13/...
salmon boltzmann
  11/21/18
Guy 1 has a little bit of Johnsmeyer in him
Arousing tantric quadroon factory reset button
  11/21/18
...
frozen emerald dog poop
  05/03/19
"My life is falling apart in 77 different ways, but I f...
salmon boltzmann
  12/04/18
"SERIOUSLY??? It took SIX MONTHS for this Jaeger LeCoul...
salmon boltzmann
  12/04/18
lol
awkward lodge mediation
  12/04/18
Jfc
Grizzly volcanic crater stage
  12/05/18
She shared this image: https://www.facebook.com/ThePsycho...
salmon boltzmann
  12/04/18
I hate her stupid fucking ring and Dartmouth is a terrible u...
Cracking offensive cuck whorehouse
  12/04/18
“People, I’m just ‘normal’ sick, NOT...
salmon boltzmann
  12/05/18
I guess Alpha Shark is dunhere. "Successful CEO &...
salmon boltzmann
  12/18/18
Shared this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/14/psyc...
salmon boltzmann
  01/06/19
wait she's been engaged twice?
Racy center
  01/06/19
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171562&mc=58&...
salmon boltzmann
  01/06/19
And lastly, she is applying for business school.
salmon boltzmann
  01/06/19
I bet she is going to hone in on Yale: 1) High prestige 2)...
shimmering startled love of her life headpube
  01/09/19
Visited Neue House for the first time, & enjoyed 2 glass...
salmon boltzmann
  01/09/19
that thumb ring still going strong. I'm impressed by her lev...
Maize affirmative action turdskin
  01/09/19
"LOVE LOVE LOVE The Yale Club. #FAVORITE When I chec...
salmon boltzmann
  01/09/19
incredible (your dedication to this thread and also the stri...
Topaz trump supporter
  01/21/19
...
vivacious electric furnace
  01/21/19
Home from work early. Do I: -Marie Kondo the apartment -...
salmon boltzmann
  02/25/19
early on I enjoyed loathing her but now I just pity her
excitant filthy rehab internal respiration
  02/25/19
Vanderbilt + Fordham Law = Another one & done PS Duke...
salmon boltzmann
  03/27/19
she's nutella if she never maed it
Cracking offensive cuck whorehouse
  03/27/19
Aren't those objectively better academic credentials than he...
marvelous den selfie
  03/27/19
Attended another Ivy event yesterday. I needed an excuse ...
salmon boltzmann
  03/27/19
Lol at three photos of the cold cut party tray
beady-eyed judgmental area
  03/27/19
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  03/27/19
IRL lol'ing at the cold cuts shots. Holy shit.
indecent cuckold coffee pot
  04/02/19
just wish she had a couple more angles of the cold cuts to s...
Maize affirmative action turdskin
  04/02/19
...
marvelous den selfie
  04/03/19
"Started my Saturday at a gallery in Chelsea. Private v...
salmon boltzmann
  03/27/19
1. I insist that I will use Thing X after I move apartments,...
salmon boltzmann
  03/27/19
"People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌" ...
marvelous den selfie
  03/27/19
how long has the thumb ring thing been going on? very surpri...
Maize affirmative action turdskin
  04/02/19
Documentary evidence ITT dating to at least March 2017: http...
marvelous den selfie
  04/02/19
truly insane - has no one in her life mentioned how bizarre ...
Maize affirmative action turdskin
  04/02/19
I think she must regard it as a cute trademark or somesuch.
salmon boltzmann
  04/02/19
maybe her thumb got cut off in an industrial accident and sh...
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  04/02/19
...
seedy foreskin mood
  04/02/19
why is she moving? awy from nyc?
seedy foreskin mood
  04/02/19
Looks like she lost her job, and despite riding the StartupB...
salmon boltzmann
  04/02/19
Not flame I saw her post in a Facebook group I'm in and did ...
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  04/02/19
Small world brother!
salmon boltzmann
  04/02/19
#WeightLoss // But first: I love Smithsonian museums. This w...
salmon boltzmann
  04/02/19
Oh the mystery of the weird-looking face! Btw you should ...
khaki
  04/03/19
The azn megashrew is hideous. Likes others here, Im very gen...
rusted dopamine
  04/02/19
...
frozen emerald dog poop
  05/03/19
Update pls. She’s added me on Facebook recently but I ...
khaki
  04/15/19
How did this happen.
marvelous den selfie
  04/15/19
...
salmon boltzmann
  04/15/19
We're both in NYC in adjacent industries, and she is one of ...
khaki
  04/16/19
Please do it for xo content creation
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  04/16/19
I have some r-threading I need to get out of the way first, ...
khaki
  04/16/19
I *might* meet her tomorrow, or at some point next week. Sho...
khaki
  05/08/19
meanie
Cracking offensive cuck whorehouse
  05/08/19
Exercise your best judgment.
salmon boltzmann
  05/08/19
She just linked a photo of her June 2010 visit to Notre Dame...
salmon boltzmann
  04/15/19
Ring?
marvelous den selfie
  04/15/19
No ring; standard photo standing in front of church.
salmon boltzmann
  04/15/19
Lol
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  04/16/19
...
awkward lodge mediation
  04/16/19
April 2019 = Biggest Sushi Soiree to Date!!! 2 Dartmouth ...
salmon boltzmann
  04/18/19
This is so sad.
marvelous den selfie
  04/18/19
She’s ~40 and still obsessed with the colleges people ...
salmon boltzmann
  04/19/19
It’s her peak achievement in life.
khaki
  04/19/19
those 8 Ivy rejections at 17 broke her brain
Cracking offensive cuck whorehouse
  05/03/19
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
...
beady-eyed judgmental area
  04/19/19
"This week, I was invited by [person] to speak at the [...
salmon boltzmann
  04/19/19
Other people want to live on Mars, I want tenure at Yale. ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/02/19
She shared an image with this quote: "The "It's on...
salmon boltzmann
  05/03/19
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown. an UNUSED $5,000 wedding g...
frozen emerald dog poop
  05/03/19
Charles, did anyone comment on this at all?!!!!
khaki
  05/08/19
Not a single person. Three likes/hearts, though.
salmon boltzmann
  05/08/19
I saw her at an event earlier this week. It was pretty sad. ...
khaki
  05/17/19
Charles, can we confirm with FB post?
marvelous den selfie
  05/17/19
Hey, she made a post on it last night: "From the 21s...
salmon boltzmann
  05/17/19
The event was on Wed, but yeah, that's it.
khaki
  05/17/19
The first and the fourth are the same shot with a different ...
marvelous den selfie
  05/17/19
lol you should have talked to her
fuchsia hospital
  05/17/19
I did not want to interrupt her photoshoot.
khaki
  05/17/19
Brother, with a little more enterprise, you could have been ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/17/19
...
orchid windowlicker
  05/17/19
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
can you remember whether you witnessed her speak to anybody?...
red immigrant forum
  05/17/19
I did not see her speak to anybody, but presumably she would...
khaki
  05/17/19
were there other Asian women at the party?
seedy foreskin mood
  05/17/19
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
"Today was a DISASTER. After finally catching up on ...
salmon boltzmann
  05/19/19
Well, this is quite the wrinkle.
marvelous den selfie
  05/19/19
Oh GOD how did I miss this one from 2017: "My date t...
salmon boltzmann
  05/24/19
...
seedy foreskin mood
  05/27/19
"Tonight's date told me how he can't keep track & j...
salmon boltzmann
  06/18/19
...
vivacious electric furnace
  06/21/19
...
seedy foreskin mood
  06/21/19
Catfished! 😠😠😠😠 #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone ...
salmon boltzmann
  06/25/19
Shared this article: https://www.fastcompany.com/90366162...
salmon boltzmann
  06/25/19
As some of you know, I've struggled with more than a decade ...
salmon boltzmann
  07/12/19
Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest...
mustard main people
  07/12/19
...
seedy foreskin mood
  07/16/19
over the years this thread has passed from comedy, to horror...
mustard main people
  07/16/19
...
salmon boltzmann
  07/16/19
Sometimes I wonder how vastly different my life would turned...
salmon boltzmann
  07/16/19
She shared this article: https://www.theatlantic.com/busi...
salmon boltzmann
  07/16/19
...
seedy foreskin mood
  07/19/19
In the past two weeks prior to the current, I went out with ...
salmon boltzmann
  07/26/19
please dont ever stop
Sepia Halford Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/26/19
Linked this: https://www.businessinsider.com/why-intelligent...
salmon boltzmann
  08/05/19
"SO weird. (In a good way!) Last night, I fell aslee...
salmon boltzmann
  08/09/19
I think she got hit by a car. I won't post her update to avo...
salmon boltzmann
  08/12/19
Ok, that's it. Peak thread right here.
marvelous den selfie
  08/12/19
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
holy shit just when you thought this thread was played ou...
mustard main people
  08/12/19
...
salmon boltzmann
  08/12/19
...
out-of-control station
  08/19/19
...
bat-shit-crazy
  09/05/19
So glad I read up to this part of the thread. Holy shit.
unholy elastic band
  03/24/20
"After being a sleeping recluse in recovery for a week,...
salmon boltzmann
  08/19/19
she sounds depressed
Turquoise Travel Guidebook
  08/19/19
I don't know if it's clinical depression but her life certai...
salmon boltzmann
  08/19/19
there were times in my life where i had little self awarenes...
fuchsia hospital
  08/19/19
...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
"At least 4 people have received fake messages from a s...
salmon boltzmann
  08/19/19
...
Lavender geriatric kitchen
  08/19/19
...
marvelous den selfie
  08/19/19
plz no ive been following this for years
Hateful ape
  08/19/19
this would be truly disastrous. can you send her a DM that w...
Maize affirmative action turdskin
  08/19/19
...
Flesh boyish wagecucks
  09/05/19
Hasn’t she been moving since April? 😂
khaki
  08/19/19
"EXCELLENT start to my week. Coffee with movie producer...
salmon boltzmann
  08/27/19
* After video chatting with guy * Emma: Was that a weddin...
salmon boltzmann
  09/05/19
Is there a reason why you're still referring to her by a pse...
Laughsome faggotry
  09/05/19
Mostly just thread consistency, but I’d also prefer if...
salmon boltzmann
  09/05/19
"I spent over an hour in brick & mortar bookstores ...
salmon boltzmann
  09/05/19
Oh jeez the pics: https://imgur.com/a/AUQF56S
salmon boltzmann
  09/05/19
why photo-worthy?
beady-eyed judgmental area
  09/05/19
be she is insane.
Aphrodisiac bistre stead people who are hurt
  09/05/19
She is applying the framing techniques she learned from the ...
marvelous den selfie
  09/05/19
Again, she's showcasing her stupid thumb ring from Dartmouth...
soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant
  09/05/19
completely mindblowing
Maize affirmative action turdskin
  09/05/19
...
wine crawly stain
  09/05/19
okay seriously how old is she at this point? this thread...
Beta
  09/05/19
She's about 44 now I think.
salmon boltzmann
  09/05/19
I thought she was like 38 or something, even though she look...
khaki
  09/05/19
Well she was around that age when I started this thread near...
salmon boltzmann
  09/05/19
this thread went from funny to sad when i found her profile ...
metal
  09/06/19
so no baby pwned? sadly that's the right darwinian move
Beta
  09/06/19
...
orchid windowlicker
  09/05/19
"#DoubleDown & I hadn't spoken in over a decade (Ju...
salmon boltzmann
  09/08/19
How is she so socially unaware? Any normal guy would run awa...
soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant
  09/08/19
"The Barry Bonds of dating" --> You put on an u...
marvelous den selfie
  09/11/19
"Back with my DCNY family tonight. Reunited & it fe...
salmon boltzmann
  09/11/19
You should start taking pics copying her, while wearing your...
soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant
  09/13/19
https://www.princeton.edu/news/2019/09/17/princeton-eliminat...
salmon boltzmann
  09/19/19
"Date #2 with #NWbird. I decided to meet him in Soho &a...
salmon boltzmann
  09/19/19
"Lovely 3rd date with #NWbird tonight. 😊 We began...
salmon boltzmann
  09/27/19
bookmark is a nice touch
beady-eyed judgmental area
  10/21/19
Nice attn to detail Jim
mustard main people
  10/21/19
Skipped the second day NY Comic Con to celebrate [Friend]'s ...
salmon boltzmann
  10/04/19
What is my authentic voice? How do I orientate myself to my...
salmon boltzmann
  10/11/19
More grant money?
marvelous den selfie
  10/21/19
was positive that hashtag had a fortuitous “t”
Gaped mentally impaired newt
  12/11/19
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seedy foreskin mood
  10/21/19
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seedy foreskin mood
  11/05/19
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seedy foreskin mood
  11/10/19
i dont understand how this woman supports herself without a ...
Yapping Milk
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Are we snack buddies?? Miracle Whip - Yes Pickles - Yes,...
salmon boltzmann
  11/22/19
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seedy foreskin mood
  12/11/19
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salmon boltzmann
  12/17/19
honestly charles, this chick is so insane and sad that you s...
umber ceo
  12/17/19
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bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
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salmon boltzmann
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vivacious electric furnace
  01/10/20
Linked this article: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/on...
salmon boltzmann
  01/20/20
37/54 for me.
violent skinny woman
  02/28/20
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Flesh boyish wagecucks
  01/22/20
https://i.imgur.com/QVFqnL3.jpg "Because I can't rem...
salmon boltzmann
  02/05/20
Lol, even her hands are disgusting to look at.
violent skinny woman
  02/28/20
#JeNeSuisPasUnVirus #IAmNotAVirus #CoronaVirus
salmon boltzmann
  02/05/20
you're going to marry an azn chick at some point anyways
fuchsia hospital
  02/05/20
Lol
slippery
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bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
Here's a weirder one: https://i.imgur.com/VLxXGAW.jpg ht...
salmon boltzmann
  02/07/20
...she (1) took these notes and (2) typed them up for her Fa...
beady-eyed judgmental area
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salmon boltzmann
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bull headed crotch
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i cant believe the female jjc is single again
cruel-hearted psychic
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soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant
  02/13/20
Sad one today. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/f...
salmon boltzmann
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bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
https://www.forbes.com/sites/maggiemcgrath/2020/02/26/introd...
salmon boltzmann
  02/28/20
Never stop poasting these
indecent cuckold coffee pot
  02/28/20
this is what i thought mattered when i was 19 years old i ca...
Cerise yarmulke
  02/28/20
What's really unbelievable to me is this thread is almost fi...
salmon boltzmann
  02/28/20
What was she doing with the business cards? How do they poss...
khaki
  03/04/20
"Last night, 12 activists (including me) wrote 186 post...
salmon boltzmann
  03/04/20
So she wrote like 13 postcards?
marvelous den selfie
  03/04/20
If that! https://i.imgur.com/IfBnkOt.png
salmon boltzmann
  03/04/20
Hello Fellow Voter!
mustard main people
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The compulsion to include her Dartmouth ring in every photo ...
Mint frisky plaza indirect expression
  03/04/20
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Lavender geriatric kitchen
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bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
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salmon boltzmann
  04/22/20
"Me: Someone lost their gold ring! [Friend]: Was it Go...
salmon boltzmann
  03/04/20
jesus christ i feel bad for her :(
cruel-hearted psychic
  03/04/20
If only her ring would be lost.
idiotic mother stag film
  03/17/20
"I'm aiming to announce my new venture on St. Patrick's...
salmon boltzmann
  03/06/20
"Fantastic Friday! This afternoon, I met with bestselli...
salmon boltzmann
  03/09/20
Naturally, she linked the JJC-bait WSJ article about dating ...
salmon boltzmann
  03/10/20
jjc ... why don't you get in on this? she's (amazingly) stil...
coral pungent abode pocket flask
  03/10/20
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coral pungent abode pocket flask
  04/21/20
how old is she?
Beta
  03/10/20
Not sure but I'd guess about 45.
salmon boltzmann
  03/10/20
lmao
idiotic mother stag film
  03/16/20
"Yesterday, I learned that Gotham Grill was closing, no...
salmon boltzmann
  03/15/20
"I'm surprised we haven't seen MANY corporate branded m...
salmon boltzmann
  03/15/20
She's disgusting in every conceivable way.
soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant
  03/16/20
"Emma -- feeling alone at Manhattan, New York. March 1...
salmon boltzmann
  03/16/20
...
bull headed crotch
  03/16/20
does she get any comments on these sad posts?
seedy foreskin mood
  03/16/20
Besides the standard smattering of likes, a person commented...
salmon boltzmann
  03/16/20
More cheese for me! 😂
mustard main people
  03/17/20
...
seedy foreskin mood
  03/17/20
"This week, I made great progress in figuring out how t...
salmon boltzmann
  03/19/20
"I bought a loaf of bread a few days ago & I don't ...
salmon boltzmann
  03/19/20
underrated detail here
mustard main people
  03/19/20
"I do not feel safe. Especially because I have terrible...
salmon boltzmann
  03/19/20
*2 days later, takes 24 pics she feels are worth posting whi...
beady-eyed judgmental area
  03/24/20
She went exploring an empty Manhattan yesterday, then stocke...
salmon boltzmann
  03/21/20
8/8 on the Dartmouth ring being included.
Mint frisky plaza indirect expression
  03/21/20
Tbf the original album was about 24 pics and only half of th...
salmon boltzmann
  03/21/20
She should leave the Annie’s mac for ppl with kids. Wh...
fuchsia hospital
  03/21/20
a 45 yo woman whose only cooking skills are Annie Mac and...
mustard main people
  03/21/20
...
beady-eyed judgmental area
  03/24/20
She appears to have the diet of a shrew crossed with a six y...
Rambunctious range pistol
  03/21/20
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awkward lodge mediation
  03/22/20
Stop stalking this poor girl already.
Anal tattoo hissy fit
  03/24/20
it's like the early-mid 1990s Doom videogames but with a bir...
demanding sneaky criminal
  04/21/20
This thread is incredible.
Very Tactful Hairy Legs Reading Party
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...
seedy foreskin mood
  03/21/20
...
seedy foreskin mood
  03/22/20
By the way chuck, time for a second thread?
Mint frisky plaza indirect expression
  03/22/20
I feel it’s stronger as a single compendium.
salmon boltzmann
  03/22/20
Very well then. My mobile browser shall just have to toil u...
Mint frisky plaza indirect expression
  03/22/20
Ms. AZN Megashrews Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies
marvelous den selfie
  03/24/20
...
seedy foreskin mood
  03/30/20
...
seedy foreskin mood
  04/01/20
Surprisingly little recent COVID-posting from her.
salmon boltzmann
  04/01/20
New cover photo is exactly what you'd expect: https://i.i...
salmon boltzmann
  04/07/20
Lol
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...
seedy foreskin mood
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"Had the most professionally productive 24 hours since ...
salmon boltzmann
  04/10/20
lol
Grizzly volcanic crater stage
  04/10/20
dying at the idea of her mentoring anyone
excitant filthy rehab internal respiration
  04/17/20
what the fuck does this person actually do for a living
out-of-control station
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titcq
excitant filthy rehab internal respiration
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"I spoke about dating online as a person of color"...
mustard main people
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...
seedy foreskin mood
  04/17/20
This is fascinating
nighttime swollen hunting ground
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...
bull headed crotch
  04/21/20
"Planning on watching a movie with the boyfriend during...
salmon boltzmann
  04/22/20
This is actually really sad.
seedy foreskin mood
  04/22/20
this is just mean at this point man
umber ceo
  04/22/20
wow :(
cruel-hearted psychic
  04/22/20
can you post pics of this chick
insanely creepy apoplectic
  04/22/20
I'd rather not, sorry. That would be a bit too much. But let...
salmon boltzmann
  04/22/20
can you share another one of her recent poasts that isn't so...
seedy foreskin mood
  04/22/20
There was link at some point ITT. She's an objective 4.
awkward lodge mediation
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https://i.imgur.com/XT1tol9.jpg her facebook is linked ea...
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copper dragon
  05/04/20
we all know who the fat bald dopey guy is
Lake
  04/22/20
Emma is feeling motivated. Yesterday at 3:26 PM · ...
salmon boltzmann
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bull headed crotch
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bull headed crotch
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salmon boltzmann
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healthy
excitant filthy rehab internal respiration
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...
awkward lodge mediation
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"I am done for the day! It's been such a grueling 48 ho...
salmon boltzmann
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charles please stop this and block this woman on facebook. ...
umber ceo
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vengeful athletic conference
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how will bald lawyers be able to pity her if charles doesn&r...
Hateful ape
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couldn't finish reading this thread and i don't even have to...
spectacular low-t community account
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...
Fluffy
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"Today was a complete FAILURE in the kitchen. I didn't ...
salmon boltzmann
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bull headed crotch
  04/25/20
...
seedy foreskin mood
  05/04/20
"I miss the club!" https://i.imgur.com/m8uW6DB....
salmon boltzmann
  05/14/20
same
Fluffy
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bull headed crotch
  06/02/20
Today she shared these "anti-racism resources" ...
salmon boltzmann
  06/03/20
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bull headed crotch
  06/03/20
"I had a very optimistic post planned at 2:30pm. My mor...
salmon boltzmann
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bull headed crotch
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chestnut boistinker
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bull headed crotch
  06/03/20
I've been running this thread for *five* years now and I don...
salmon boltzmann
  06/03/20
I strongly suspect it involves financial support from her pa...
Peach Disrespectful Library Queen Of The Night
  06/03/20
we need a shot of the dartmouth ring foregrounding looted ru...
red immigrant forum
  06/03/20
LMAO XO will love this: "I'm usually all about being...
salmon boltzmann
  06/03/20
...
bull headed crotch
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...
insanely creepy apoplectic
  06/03/20
lol
umber ceo
  06/03/20
...
red immigrant forum
  06/03/20
LMAO some bitch trying to go after the megashrew for insuffi...
salmon boltzmann
  06/06/20
...
bull headed crotch
  06/06/20
"Confession: One of the first meals I taught myself to ...
salmon boltzmann
  06/20/20
MODS DELETE
haunting fanboi
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LONG LIVE SHREW THREADING
Chartreuse Idiot
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maroon philosopher-king sex offender
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Still dying at the August 7th 2018 poast, several years late...
partner shitlib
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Laughsome faggotry
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im gay
Fluffy
  09/13/20
Reminder: after rudolph/obeezy outed charles, this thread wa...
slate new version
  06/07/21
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tan telephone
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Green self-absorbed
  07/10/23
lollercausting HARD ITT
maroon philosopher-king sex offender
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Green self-absorbed
  07/10/23
Anyone know her @, need to put a face to all these stories
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  07/10/23
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends with this 30-something Azn chick who lives in NYC. Her FB posts are numerous (especially since she joined Instagram) and sometimes end up in my feed, and I've started to notice some, uh, amusing XO aspects popping up in them.

So, I thought I'd post them. I won't put up a pic but it's probably relevant to say that she's a slightly overweight Azn woman who is in her mid-30s and definitely looks it. She has about 1,100 total friends.

Since I can't use her real name, I will henceforth call her Emma in all future posts.

20 hrs ago

I've stopped counting. UGH. Woman Has Been on 130 Online Dates in 2 Years but Never on a Second Date | E! Online http://ow.ly/3xRBYf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879435)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about her dating life:

1 Day, 2 Dates

Date 1 --

A lesson in failing:

Emma: I like hotel bars.

*Discussion about hotel bars ensues*

I-Banker: Let me know when you want to grab a drink.

Emma: Sure. & I won't be in shorts, so we can go to the Pentop (in the Peninsula Hotel).

I-Banker: Or we can just go to an Irish pub.

Date 2 --

A lesson in winning:

*Online conversation about NY landmarks*

Real Estate Consultant: Have a place in mind?

Emma: Morton's Steak House?

Real Estate Consultant: If you like steak... Let's meet at Wolfgang's, corner of Park & 33rd. I'll give you the historical significance over wine.

*Emma to herself: Is this guy for real? Yes, please!*

Friend: Where did he go to school?

Emma: I don't know...

Friend: You don't know? You always know!

Emma: I just think it's awesome he knows so much about architecture.

Friend: Wow...

*Seated at Wolfgang Puck's Steakhouse, a gentleman comes over & proceeds to have a conversation with Real Estate Consultant. Gentleman tells Real Estate Consultant how he is expanding into Florida, etc, etc.*

Real Estate Consultant: That was Wolfgang.

*Real Estate Consultant proceeds to order jumbo shrimp & crabcakes for our appetizers. Yes, he orders for both of us. Then he gets a steak while I opt for tuna.

*We spend three hours at the restaurant.

He takes me on a walking tour of Grand Central.

Then we spend another two hours driving & talking in his beautiful Beemer.

Our date ends a little after midnight.

He even got out to open the car door for me.*

Several times during the date:

Real Estate Consultant: I'm sorry for boring you with all this useless trivia about buildings.

Emma: Are you kidding me??? I love it! It's the reason I agreed to the date.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879500)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: razzle market international law enforcement agency

lol at this retard, wolfgang's steakhouse is not wolfgang puck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880165)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:15 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880737)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: Narrow-minded address preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880762)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: lascivious shrine gunner

true. but it is still nice when the owner comes out to talk to you. especially on a date. shows importance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28325270)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:20 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

how did she fuck this one up? did she ding for having too many vowels in his name or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880743)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880754)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

There's no way the OP is churning these out on his own at this rate.

I guess it's like ... in a way you want to believe ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880758)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:30 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880773)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880794)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: yellow razzmatazz native tank

#1 = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881469)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Also from 2013:

Emma's Friends, Not Impressed

So, I thought my friends would be so happy I went out with a non-Ivy, non-banker that I'm willing to see again. I'd even consider dating him exclusively.

Emma: Then he said XYZ.

Friend's (Harvard AB, Wharton MBA) wife (Columbia): He sounds like a pretentious gasbag.

Later in the night...

Emma: Years ago, I went out with a guy (Exclusive prep school, Ivy undergrad, Ivy MBA consultant) -- He was so proud he had the millionaire playboy's outfit featured in the movie, before the movie came out.

Same friend's wife: He also sounds like a gasbag. It's OK that he owns the outfit, but to be proud of it & mention it to you? No.

- - -

"You're dating another finance guy? I'm so surprised. I'm so happy for you, Emma!"

Said no one ever.

Haha. (Well, I'm amused.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879524)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estate guy:

Idio(t)syncratic

Smart, cultured, blond who rowed crew during prep school in the NorthEast. In his 30s. Lives in Manhattan, right by Central Park. Large vocabulary. Uses words like dénouement in casual conversation. Very traveled. Into art, literature & good food. Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.

Long first date -- 3:30 to 9PM. Nice amount of laughing. Things went fairly well & we both seemed interested in seeing each other again... Until he walked me 6 blocks short of the subway station. ??? Either walk me all the way or not at all. Is it too Seinfeld to consider this a dealbreaker?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879539)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

I'm fucking dying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880122)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: Talented orange location scourge upon the earth

"Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type."

JFC she sounds horrid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881898)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905903)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Comical Point Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762915)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Opaque Senate

JFC there are real people like this? This isn't just Johnsmeyer flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879556)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Diverse Pearl School Cafeteria Genital Piercing

not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31663788)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

3 days after the idiot:

Well, That's Different

Almost two weeks ago, I'm talking to this guy online about international travel. (I miss it soooooo much!!!) Every day or so, he continues to email me (Casual conversation about work, weather, books, etc.) & send me photos (golfing). A few days ago, we start texting. I learn that he:

-- Is Irish, 5'11" & 160 pounds. 37 years old. Preppy dresser, complete with red pants. Liberal. Introvert.

-- Graduated from University College Cork (A). PhD in infectious diseases from NYU.

-- Career change has him working in a hedge fund in SoHo.

-- Moved to NY 16 years ago. Lived on the UES, now in CT (natch) in a house with a pool.

-- Will be choosing between the BMW M5 & a Maserati over the course of the next year.

-- Never married, no kids. Close to family, who lives in Ireland. Parents also have an apartment in Nice, France.

-- Travels to Europe at least six times a year. Rides horses & took sailing lessons. He's a foodie.

-- Doesn't think I need to lose weight & wants me to wear whatever makes me comfortable.

Several days ago, his parents arrive for a three week stay with him. Of course, I'm thinking we're never going to meet up.

We decide to make it happen. We met up yesterday after he was done with work. He arrives suited up. Grey pinstripes, white shirt, tie, cuff links.

It's brief. An hour, then he's gone. I'm never going to see him again, right? Refer to my 5+ hour first dates (plural) with other men that didn't pan out.

We continue to text. Surprising. Even more surprising, he stayed a little later after work today just to see me for literally 3 minutes as I headed my meeting at Huffington Post. Just to see me smile. How sweet!!!

Sounds great, right?

-- His schedule: Bedtime at 10:30PM, WakeUp at 4:46AM. Mine (When I'm not working): Bedtime at 3AM, WakeUp around noon.

-- He IS SUPER, SUPER OUTDOORSY. WUT??? He is at peace when he is in nature. His idea of a vacation is flying to Germany to go rock climbing & go on 20 mile hikes.

My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!

Seriously, World? :\

Will this ultimately be futile?

(A) I had never heard of University College Cork, but according to Wikipedia:

The university was named Irish University of the Year by the Sunday Times in 2003,[5] 2005, and 2011. In 2011, the QS World University Rankings[6] ranked the university amongst the top 2% of universities worldwide. The university also received a 5-star rating in the QS University Rankings 2011.

---

After a commenter suggests she could adapt her own life habits to mesh better with a great guy, she follows up:

"He refuses to compromise, starting that he is an "inflexible twit". Over. Next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879572)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: Gaped mentally impaired newt

"My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!"

FINE WINE, WHAT BRUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879594)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

This is fake, right? You're making this up. You have to be. Mr. Perfect deigns to date her and she cuts him off over hiking.

Tell her that if she doesn't want him, I need his digits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880134)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Literally none of this is flame, man. I am copy-pasting and changing the names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880147)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: pink well-lubricated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126571)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Another 2 weeks pass:

Yay!

After three days of MEH (Poor sleep, bad weather & the need to EAT ALL THE THINGS), I had a good day.

Decent sleep last night. Great weather.

Walked past the 12 block radius of my apartment.

Strolled through a Sephora on my way to lunch with another finance guy (Equities Analyst). Laughed out loud when he asked me which college I attended, before I asked him. He’s a Fordham alumnus. Because Ippudo was closed, we discovered acute little place named Gemma. Neither of us felt chemistry (I think), but fun conversation with genuine laughter. We share a lot of the same values. Gave me hope that there are still some good guys out there. Hope we stay friends.

After he left, I walked through SoHo. Couldn’t resist taking a spin through Louis Vuitton. They have a hot stamp machine now! I can bring my merchandise (souvenirs from my former life) in to be personalized on the spot. Had a nice little chat with the artist,too. Wish I had gotten my Speedy painted by her.

Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.

Discovered a new tea: Junshan Yinzhen. Fermented yellow that most people don’t know about. Too light for my taste, but I enjoyed trying it. Maybe I’ll try the Anji Baicha next time.

Isaac's mother called me to invite me to dinner in Westchester again. So kind!

Found a cute little lounge in Tribeca.

Stopped by Barnes & Noble to read Watch Time Magazine. The buckle ALONE on the Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 3 consists of 100 parts. WANT.

Rested by the Hudson River for a bit. Lovely, balmy breezes.

Made some Italian spinachpasta for dinner. (Thank you, Mommy!)

Received a surprise text from 323 Hedge Fund Guy at 11PM. Totally legit. It’s not THAT kind of call – He’s out with friends. :P

It was a good day.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879599)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: ebony vibrant masturbator

>Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.

Asian status: CONFIRMED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988605)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored Jew

EAT ALL THE THINGS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30131361)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

A month later:

I am A Horrible, Shallow Person

He: Would you like to go out sometime?

Me: Maybe. What are you doing tomorrow? Can you tell me a little about you? What are your hobbies? What do you like to read? Etc.

He: It isn't a big deal to me who you are or what your education level. I don't have to read. I was just looking to enjoy a day with someone new. As well as all the other nonsense, you did ask what I was doing tomorrow. What I am doing tomorrow is not wasting my time making a resume for someone who thinks all those insane questions matter. What does my favorite book have anything to do with anything... Do you think before you type, seriously?!? Goodnight. It is stereotypical. Just shows how shallow you are.

- - -

Yes, *I* should think before I type. Clearly.

So THIS is why I'm still single. I want a man who READS! For shame!!

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879611)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: Gaped mentally impaired newt

fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879640)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: amethyst son of senegal

LOL i love the guys response here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879691)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: fragrant pervert orchestra pit

What an insane super shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882970)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: pale learning disabled resort deer antler

Oh c'mon. What, she's just supposed to meet a complete stranger from online simply b/c he asked her out? What is he, an xo poster?

I don't meet anyone IRL unless I know what they do. In my defense, I never ask a guy what he does unless it's obvious from his pictures, he mentions it in his profile, or he asks me what I do. And if we don't discuss this topic, we don't meet. Hmph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883267)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: ebony vibrant masturbator

So you're saying he's a "complete stranger" because he didn't send her a comprehensive resume of his favorite books, his hobbies, etc.? Could you make a comprehensive resume of all your friends' favorite books, their hobbies, etc. (without cheating by looking at their Facebook profiles)? Sounds like you need to get out more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988620)



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Date: October 14th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: chocolate useless brakes

I think it's hard to say what the situation was here without more context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37020858)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: pink well-lubricated space

You are #2 poaster after NM in my book haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126592)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: stirring casino

This cannot be life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879627)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Yet another month passes:

B is Not for Banker?? B is currently for [Microbial and Molecular] Biologist

Lovely date with MMB on Saturday, after half a dozen fails of trying to coordinate our schedules. We had a leisurely brunch at of my favorite restaurants in Tribeca, followed by a walk along the Hudson River in perfect weather. Discussed entrepreneurship, medicine, art, philosophy, food, school, travel, business... LOVE LOVE LOVED IT!!!

He's very successful, driven & ambitious. British, complete with accent. At university, he played squash & rowed in sculls. Lives in Manhattan & has no plans to move off the island in the foreseeable future -- In fact, he just moved into a larger apartment earlier this year. Loves to travel -- Been to over 40 countries. Not 2,000 years old. The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P At least I can tell he actually likes watches & owns more than one.

I told him I'd be away for several days in Duxbury & Hanover. Our second date is tomorrow before I leave mid-week.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879634)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: stirring casino

Please no more. I'm losing too much faith in humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879637)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

I seriously loling right now. Can't believe this person exists although I have yellow fever and am wondering whether I need to get another watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879790)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:17 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: ebony vibrant masturbator

>The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P

WHAT THE CHRIST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988624)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: spectacular low-t community account

how has no one called her an insufferable cunt irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40072315)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am not skipping ANY of them):

Shop Like The Emma

*After a full day of Friend's search to replace her Kate Spade handbag*

Emms: So, if you ever find the perfect purse again...

Friend: I'm going to do the Emma & buy 6 of them!

* Emma nods smugly* :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879644)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

what is this woman's job? approximate income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880149)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Discussed a bit further below, but the honest answer is that I don't know. She certainly seems to spend a lot of money and has done things that come across as career accomplishments, but other things seem to scream flame and she could be getting helped by parents for all I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880167)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Pretty long gap, going into 2014:

TigerGirl Can't Change Her Stripes! #ForeverAlone (Since 2008*)

Saturday --

Friend: How is your dating life?

Emma: Non-existent!

Friend: Well, you do insist on 81 requirements...

Sunday --

TigerGrandPa: When am I getting [wedding] cake??

Emma: I haven't dated [regularly] anyone in 6 years!

TigerDad: That's because of your long laundry list!

A couple of years ago --

Friend2: You have really high standards.

Emma: I edited down my list a lot!

Friend2: Men can sense that you feel you're settling.

* Pre-2008, she was never single for more than a month since she started dating during her first year at college. She blames a change in mentality (People interested in long-term relationships are now a tiny minority?? Attached people don't believe me when I tell them this, but all they have to do is read the many articles on how dating has changed in the past decade.) & the economy. Yes, the economy -- It's making everyone super grumpy. People working 24/7 & still afraid of losing their jobs are understandably less than carefree/fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879657)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Another gap of several months:

This Month on Forever Alone...

Given how much entertainment my dating life provides, why don’t I have a reality show??

>>> Two weeks ago --

Emma: I'll introduce you to my friend. He’s several years older than you, six feet tall, good career with a very reputable, international company, great apartment in a Manhattan luxury building with doorman. Plays on a competitive sports league. He’s social, throws dinner parties. Loves to travel & cook.

Friend: He sounds AMAAAZING. Why don’t YOU date him??

Emma: Um… He’s not preppy enough?

Friend: Maybe you are TOO picky!

* Emma chuckles inappropriately at her cat lady future, possibly still in denial. *

>>> Last week --

Date: I’m French. I’m from France & I speak French.

Emma: I would not have guessed that to be a French accent. German maybe. In fact, French wouldn’t even be in my top three guesses.

Date: I’m half German.

(Mid-way through dinner) Date: I have a wife in Europe & a girlfriend in Japan. American women don’t like me. Are you shocked?

Emma: Not really.

(Shortly after) Date: So, shall we KISS??

Emma: No.

MaleFriend: After hearing your dating story, I wasn't quite sure what you were taking away from the experience. It may cause you to re-evaluate the early screens because someone this far off base is certainly not worthy of a second date, but perhaps not even a first… It may suggest, if people of such lifestyles keep appearing in the screening process,that there is something amiss about the subject population. This was actually my first thought - most people don't want to be continually dating Tom Buchanan, though Gatsby has his own issues.

Of course, going that far suggests a re-evaluation of worldview, but that might not be on the table.

Emma: He was like Jekyll & Hyde. But yes, there is a problem with the subject population in general.

More importantly,how much do I love your literary reference, Dr. Hardcore Science???

(MaleFriend is a research biologist who did his undergrad studies at Harvard, PhD studies at Yale & post-doc at MIT.)

* Worldview: #ForeverAlone *

>>> Last night --

Emma: He took me to Bouley, not knowing it’s one of my favorites. We spent three hours at dinner, then another two walking.

Friend: I hope you see him again. Sounds like you had a good first date.

Emma: We’ll see.

Friend: So, who is he??

Emma: Let's just say he's very smart.

Friend: Of course he is! I don't see you with anything less.

Emma: :)

Friend: Some girls go for the cool guy with swagger. That probably bores you.

Emma: The cool guys with swagger are fun, but they are not relationship material for me. My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

Friend: Hey - if that's what gets you going...

Emma: Biochemistry degree from a top-tier technology institute. Apparently, Columbia accepts three students a year straight out of college, no work experience – He was one of those three. He was 22 years old at the time he started the program, & thought it was not as challenging as it should be. He would tell his professors that the exams were too easy! He currently works for a Wall Street firm.

Friend2: Hmm. He seems a smidge socially awkward. Doesn't mean he doesn't have potential. He's definitely someone with a taste for the finer things in life, including his dining and his women. If he were too smooth, I'd actually worry about him. You might just need to guide him a little. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Emma: Right now, I need a FUN, exclusive relationship with lots of travel to European cities.

Friend2: Well,he knows you're intelligent and can keep up with him, if not inspire him.That's an important thing to establish. Knock 'em dead, girl.

Background aside --

(From a conversation at the beginning of the summer)

Emma: I’m attracted to type A men. But I’m not type B.

MaleFriend2: So you want to be an A- dating an A.

Emma: YES!

End of aside --

Emma: Keep up with him? This one runs circles around me. He’s like type A^5.

Friend2: But if he's socially awkward, it could be that he doesn't realize it. And you might end up having to ask the right questions to crack the code, all while not quite giving away how lost you are (or aren't). It's a bit like playing double dutch,mentally. And that can be fun in itself, particularly if he's still enjoying your company. It's not necessarily that he's more intelligent - you just happen to specialize in very different areas.

Emma: You’re too kind. :)

Friend3: You Insta food on the first date? You hussy.

Emma: Insta'ing on the first date is a good screening process. ;D He told me to go for it -- Don't be oppressed! LOL I still resisted using flash, though. Two months ago, I had a date who told me there would be no second date if I took a photo. I didn't want to see him again anyway, so I photo'd away!

>>> & now for a #OnePercentProblem --

When these super fancy restaurants give you a treat on your way out & you have to carry it for the rest of the night.

>>> & now for something random --

Last night's date lives in ex-Fiance 2's dream apartment complex. If we do end up dating, I'll explain the weird coincidences in my life.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Gaped mentally impaired newt

she is the embodiment of all that i hate, non-SJW division

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879705)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

lol at non-SJW division

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879805)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879869)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:01 AM
Author: Narrow-minded address preventive strike



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: glittery sound barrier



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Gold hairraiser feces therapy

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882929)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880166)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: pink well-lubricated space



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this because the picture of her in date dress for this post is hilarious:

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Wednesday & Thursday, I went two dates with the SAME guy! He is EXTREMELY intelligent -- In literature, language & law among other topics. One of the smartest people I've ever met, & I always surround myself with smart people. Well traveled, well read, philanthropic, compassionate, athletic & professionally accomplished. Observant & communicative. Affectionate. Confident. Grounded. Charming & personable when he wants to be -- Makes sure to learn everyone's name & treats everyone with respect. DESPISES elitism* & combats any form of bullying. Prefers me raw than polished. Seeks a long-term, committed relationship.

Of course, next week, he leaves the country for five weeks. #DatingProblems

* He (of multiple Ivy degrees including a JD from a top 3 law school) disapproves of my [Ivy UGrad] obsession. "It shouldn't matter where you went to school, focus on your accomplishments now." Also, "I'm not on Facebook because I don't care what doughnut you had for breakfast."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879699)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880174)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

That post was the one where I first realized that XO might enjoy this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881250)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: Gold hairraiser feces therapy



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all from her):

"He has the suit & ties. He has a vast collection of cufflinks. He has preppy clothes & is willing to wear them for me, but it's not his default. He veers super casual if he doesn't need to dress for a specific occasion. He also has a Harley Davidson??? In addition to a BMW motorcycle. He's not the Ducati type."

"Clarification: OMFG, he is SMART, processes EXTREMELY quickly AND applies his knowledge effectively to produce proven results. He's not just book smart. He is a man of action, not merely words. (& he has a MASSIVE vocabulary.)

Yet, he retains his humanity."

"& if you're wondering, he looks like William Balwin, pictured here:

http://seriesandtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/william-baldwin-be-my-valentine-hallmark.jpg

But with much shorter hair. (That I'm going to ask he grow out.)"

"Friend, I haven't said anything negative about him... Quite the contrary. I wouldn't believe this person existed if described this way to me.

He thinks my crazy is "lovable". We'll see how long that lasts! LOL."

And then, the best one:

"We Skyped last night... (I need to give him a public nickname -- Perhaps Pascalou where we had our first date & he has a dedicated table.)

Emma: I love watches.

Pascalou: I have a Patek Philippe. Have you heard of it?

As someone known for her deep love of fine watches & regularly consulted for advice by friends & strangers (In fact, currently having a private conversation about purchasing in Switzerland, with someone from A Small World that I've never met offline nor had lengthy conversations with...), I wanted to scream, "Yes, I have heard of Patek Philippe! I am NOT impressed just because you own one." But I refrained & in my hesitation, he continued to tell me how Rolex doesn't make the best watches. Oh, if he could see the expression on my face (I didn't have video turned on)...

*McKayla not impressed pic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882660)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: pink well-lubricated space

Pure unhinged xo poaster level fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126680)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: floppy parlor

People like this make me question the value of higher education. Sometimes I wish my parents pressured me into enlisting in the military and then pursuing some sort of prole career after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879700)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: electric duck-like national national security agency



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: bronze wonderful puppy

Hook her up with JJC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879701)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: brilliant mind-boggling degenerate



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: galvanic friendly grandma brethren

sorry bro but this is boring as fuark

also $10,000 says she only dates white guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879703)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

3 days later:

I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!!

Emma: He's so smart, I'd be interested in him even if he were only making $80K.

Friend: ONLY? Do you mean that's not a lot? This is why I don't miss New York.

Friend2: In Wellington World, $80K is not a salary -- It's a signing bonus.

Friend3: In Emma World, 80K is 2 "I'm sorry I was late for dinner" gifts.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879709)



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Date: February 14th, 2016 12:43 AM
Author: milky church building bbw

i love that these all get like 3 likes

a picture of my dog's shit gets more likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29825142)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: amethyst son of senegal

I read all of these and i am seriously closer to killing myself than ive ever been. How does a person like this even exist in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879711)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

i'm sure she's totally worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879719)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: fragrant pervert orchestra pit

She's fat to boot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883206)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: floppy parlor

We need to enact societal change to prevent this from happening again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879721)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: amethyst son of senegal

If CharlesPHD murdered this gook in cold blood and i was on the jury id vote to acquit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879726)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: floppy parlor

Most people probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879749)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Opaque Senate

why does this make you angry? She's going to end up alone or settling HARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879743)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:24 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880196)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:40 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060548)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Nubile fiercely-loyal corner

What does she bring to the table? Apparently not looks and personality. Is she rich, educated, and have a high paying 'prestige' job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879725)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

guessing: good educational credentials, meh looks, an essentially empty head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879733)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Nubile fiercely-loyal corner

That's prob about right. I'm guessing shitty unfulfilling job though, idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879739)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

probs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879762)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: fragrant pervert orchestra pit

So nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883218)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She has a LAC undergrad and an Ivy MA. She seems to have a variety of professional pursuits that I literally can't tell how legit or flame they are (stuff like writing articles, founding some small-scale businesses, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879763)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

sounds pretty flamey...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879768)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Opaque Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879786)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Edit: Thanks, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879806)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Opaque Senate

Fine but why would you leave out that hilarious detail? It makes it so much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879812)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Nubile fiercely-loyal corner

Getting a dude who's accomplished something with his life is her last gasp hail Mary to convince her parents she's not a failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879813)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

women ALWAYS want a more accomplished guy. even the ones who flame/d otherwise like rowan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879834)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: pale learning disabled resort deer antler

She's probably *not* a 3, as rated by OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883285)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram statuses from last night:

Edited down due to Doobs. Suffice it to say she tagged no fewer than 26 different things in a post that couldn't have been more than 60 words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879728)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Opaque Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879767)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

i think you underestimate doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879792)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Alas, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879798)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different statuses) from a party she attended last week. All of them had 20-plus hashtags. Most were posted at about 4 AM.

Edit: Whoops, she actually posted over 100 photos from that party, it's just that most were posted last week and she finished in the last couple days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879735)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

How hot is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879821)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Maybe a 4 or so, depending on your rating scale. Overweight and definitely has an aging face, but she doesn't have any deformities or w/e.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879830)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

HOLY FUCK. why are these guys talking to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879835)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

You know, let me revise it down. Probably a 3 at best, looking at some of her shittier pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879875)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

ok so my point stands by a factor of 10? who the fuck are these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879880)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

How disappointing. I was assuming she was an objective 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880282)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: Impertinent coiffed nursing home

this is hard to believe. she's got to be at least an objective 5 (which gets bumped to a 7 for yellow fever bros).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880276)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880290)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Hmm...how about you post a pic of what you think a 5 Asian is and I can say if she's better or worse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880291)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: Impertinent coiffed nursing home

http://i.imgur.com/LyAElgF.jpg

Second from left on the nyuug scale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880328)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: razzle market international law enforcement agency

ty for posting this again, this scale is so lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880339)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

It is lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880345)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Impertinent coiffed nursing home

lol i know man

but it's an important piece of board history now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880349)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

That scale is shit btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880343)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: razzle market international law enforcement agency

there is no coherence to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880347)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880359)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: snowy swashbuckling dingle berry gaming laptop

CR, the "6" UCLA cheerleader WG on his scale is >>>>>>>>>>>> the 9 Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880973)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:57 AM
Author: Impertinent coiffed nursing home

as a fellow yellow fever breh i agree

i still think second from the left is around a 5-6 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880351)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

Yeah, I'm glad we agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880358)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

LOL, if THAT'S a five she's probably closer to a 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880892)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

Oh c'mon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881927)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She is just not hot man. She has no real attractive features, a creaking face, and she's a bit fat (maybe like 28 BMI). I rated her around a 4 because I figure 1-2 should be reserved for people with severe obesity, significant deformities/assymetries, trashiness, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881978)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: concupiscible legend wrinkle

There is no gradient.

Hysterical nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28950512)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: lascivious shrine gunner

ALL the Asians looks the same. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30025233)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post from December:

"I am not simple. I am a challenge for any man, I will admit. As hard as I try to be the simple girl, it is just not in my nature to be one. I demand more from everyone because I see great potential.

I only want the best for myself and for my partner, so I will never just go along with some semblance of a mediocre, passionless relationship.

An unevolved man or a boy will always want the simple girl. He doesn’t want to have to work hard for anything, especially not a relationship. He doesn’t want to be challenged or confronted.

But, a real man knows that by being with a complicated girl, he will be better for it. At times, this girl can be difficult, but he knows her intentions are good. With healthy communication, the relationship will become stronger.

This is the type of girl you should marry. You may think it’s not what you want, but you want her. The easy girl will never satisfy you. She will be sweet but uninspiring. She will always leave you wanting more."

http://elitedaily.com/dating/marry-complicated-girl/858579/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879847)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

man what I'd give to get her in a front of a fucking psychoanalyst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880212)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:30 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880772)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"My boyfriend is like a Lamborghini. I don't have a Lamborghini. LOL. tongue emoticon #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879861)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"An otherwise intelligent fellow Ivy graduate INSISTS that my [Ivy she got MA at] love is due to a lack of more compelling professional accomplishments (Unlike him, I am not building multi-m/billion dollar companies). I've repeatedly tried to convince him otherwise, to no avail."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879867)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

He's got her pegged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880218)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Tonight's date: What are you reading? Emma: Bloomberg BusinessWeek. Date: Why would you read something so BORING?? Emma: #Next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879889)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Ultramarine sanctuary fat ankles

twist: the date regularly reads top economic journals and finds mass publications utterly pedestrian.

aznshrew selfpwn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880308)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe

this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 10 place world wide to live for single guys.

there are Japanese single OL's who have 1/10 her requirements and are 100 times better looking and better personality.

what kind of Asian is she even? chink I'm guessing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879901)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

i mean your schtick is generally entire shit but there's some truth to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879909)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Yeah, last name looks Chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879918)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

well, but bpm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879922)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe

jfc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879929)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:29 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Writing about the dismal job market & some people's blatant insensitivity. Think before you speak, please! #CheckYourPrivilege"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879958)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:30 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879968)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: fragrant pervert orchestra pit

But you have an IVY MA!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883247)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Last year, she took the Buzzfeed Quiz "Which Ivy League School Should You Attend?" She got Harvard.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/which-ivy-league-school-should-you-attend?fb_ref=Default#.rvD5DnVVd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879978)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:36 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her professional situation:

"Dear Friends who cannot comprehend how I don't have a "normal job" at the moment, please read this new Harvard Business Review article (in its entirety, not just the excerpt below) by Dorie Clark. I know you don't mean to be malicious, but some of your comments have been rather insensitive. I have been making huge personal and financial sacrifices to create a meaningful bridge to my next career step. I am working SO much harder than you might know -- A 9 to 5 job seems like a vacation in relative terms. I simply ask that you respect the fact that your circumstances & decisions might not be mine.

"And yet [she's now quoting the article, to be clear], despite the irony that, in some ways, I’m still doing my old job but without a paycheck, I’m now making (depending on the year) up to 10x more than my old salary. As Internet theorist Doc Searls has described, instead of making money “from” writing, I’m now earning it “because of” the exposure it provides me and the related opportunities generated in public speaking, consulting, and teaching. On one hand, I’m moving backward: blogging (oftentimes) for free is pretty lame for a former professional journalist who has been writing for nearly 15 years. On the other, I’m more successful professionally and financially than I’ve ever been. What I’ve discovered in this age of disruption is that for many of us, the reason we’re not moving forward as fast as we’d like is, ironically, our fear of going backward..."

We hear all the time from innovation and startup gurus that we have to be “willing to embrace failure.” What that really means is you must be able to afford to fail. Failure is expensive — in time, reputation, and money. But over time, the willingness to take chances (that may fail) is an investment in your future success."

Thank you to those friends who have supported me in this time of great transition, with food, love & humor. [Tags about ten people]

The article: https://hbr.org/2014/02/take-a-step-back-to-propel-your-career-forward/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879999)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:28 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

nternet theorist Doc Searls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880221)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880780)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Other than letters of recommendation, application for journalism fellowship completed & submitted! Wish me luck!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880018)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: electric duck-like national national security agency

people like this only exist in the world because we let them. it angers me. I'm feeling hopelessly mad right now. maybe this site is toxic after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880024)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe

this is what happens when you remove subhuman chinks from their natural habitat into a hypergamous society that fetishizes Asian women, giving them a hugely inflated ego, and telling these subhuman chink hoes they can achieve anything they want, and DESERVE chad.

Americans made their own bed, and they are gonna lie in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880053)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: electric duck-like national national security agency

Nobody normal really fetishizes asians, guys will just fuck anything. this chick is a fucking mentally ill striver living a cargo cult sex and the city fantasy life as her retarded ovaries wither. Asians have ruined this country in many ways. Just cannot fucking chill out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880064)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe

mostly just chinks and the TTT christian Koreans. japanese are non-existent in non-Hawaii America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880085)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: electric duck-like national national security agency

true japs are a good example why are they letting TTT crass korea dominate asia culturally now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880116)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Narrow-minded address preventive strike

There are some in Socal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881290)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: fighting startling school lettuce

um, they were assimilated bro. all succumbed to CHAD eventually, even if it took a few generations for some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987886)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Gold hairraiser feces therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883028)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:43 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"When a very successful entrepreneur takes you to lunch & begins the meal by asking for your feedback on his next venture. THAT. Yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880036)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:21 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

lol. THAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880176)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

300 (Yes, three hundred) pounds of clothing shipped off. Two carloads of stuff donated. Womble walks through my front door, "Your apartment looks the same." I know! #overwhelming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880090)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: histrionic heaven haunted graveyard

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949795)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the game I am creating to pitch to Kickstarter / indiegogo. I drew a peace sign to represent her because she served in the Peace Corps. She drew a watch to represent me. Haha."

I'll let XO guess how many times I've seen her mention this fledgling Kickstarter again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880109)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: razzle market international law enforcement agency

WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE BITCHES TO BOULEY ON A FIRST DATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880216)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican

and she's a 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880226)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

glad we're on the same wavelength here. holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880233)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:39 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880785)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

This doesn't make sense.

How is this woman attracting such high quality guys.

How.

Everyone she's described I would marry sight unseen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880230)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880253)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: fuchsia hospital

she never seems to mention the guys' looks. might have something to with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881232)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

my eyes are bulging and I'm pounding my head into my table right now holy SHIT i dislike this person and everything she stands for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880236)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private message from a WellingtonBook man, which literally contains one word: hey*

Friend1: Really? No subject. No punctuation.

Emma: But he's wearing a green velvet tux!

Friend2: That sounds like what a wizard would wear while trying to imitate a Muggle.

Emma: I don't even know what that means.

Friend1: You don't have to know what it means other than it's a bad sign!

Emma: Aren't you impressed I even knew that was a Harry Potter reference?

Friend1 & Friend2: We are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880262)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880267)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Gold hairraiser feces therapy

why won't they kill her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883062)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:53 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060578)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars:

Angelina Jolie — Material too heavy. Length too long. Nice lipstick.

Jessica Chastian — Lovely embellishment, but overwhelms her frame.

Shailene Woodley — Cool design but the top is too reminiscent of a church confessional grate.

Rose Byrne — Top portion does not flatter. Fewer sequins would make her look less like a wet, oily sea otter.

Anne-Sophie Bion — Didn't we just see the sequined version on Rose Byrne?

Bingbing Li — Where is the groom?

Michelle Williams — All the clamshell ruffles just make me want to order a seafood platter.

Brett McKenzie — Yes! smile emoticon I don't know who this is, but I like that he's having fun.

Esperanza Spalding — Did your stylist run out of time to steam out the bottom?

Jane Seymour — Nice color. But boring & does not accentuate her waist.

Judy Greer — My favorite so far, but makes me think of highway lane dividers.

Viola Davis — Does not flatter at all.

Sacha Baron Cohen — As long as he's having fun.

Missi Pyle — Does not flatter at all.

Natalie Portman — How many ladybugs were killed to make that dress?

Melissa McCarthy — Love the movement of the sleeve.

Michel Hazanavicius — He might want to try a size larger for pants?

Maya Rudolph — I don't care for the dress, but it's a safe option.

Berenice Bejo — Nice dress but I would have opted for a different color.

Virginia Madsen — Too much heavy fabric swallows her waist.

Nick Krause and Amara Miller — Would have liked a more playful bowtie. Her dress is too mature for her.

Leah Thompson — Yes. My second favorite dress.

Morgan Spurlock — Don't care for the thin, black tie. At all.

Sherri Shepherd — I would have gone with less contract underneath.

Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann — Best dressed couple so far.

Kate Mara — Not sure about that flap that goes over the right arm. Her posture is distracting.

Kelly Ripa — Speaking of posture, Kelly works it!

Kristen Wiig — No. Looks like she stepped out in her underpinnings only.

Gary Oldman — His date is wearing my favorite dress so far.

Emma Stone — The enormous bow is a little distracting, as is the faded-looking hem.

Stacy Kiebler — The neckline is divine but the huge rose at the hip needs to go.

Diddy — Not caring for his bowtie. Wondering what kind of watch he's wearing.

Ellie Kemper — The colors of her dress coordinates with her hair very well.

Meryl Streep — Love her. She looks fantastic, but the dress is way too baggy.

Matthew Lillard — Suit is too large. Different shoes, too, please.

Anna Faris — Wow. The House Bunny is REALLY covered up!

Octavia Spencer — Pretty dress. Why does she look so displeased?

Pharrell Williams — I like the playful smirk. Don't care for the piping on the lapel & vest, however.

Stopping here unless anyone really wants me to continue….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880275)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping

why God WHY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880295)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27887695)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: pink well-lubricated space

YES! I knew I would see one of these!! LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126751)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Religious views: good food good friends

Political views: Veil of Ignorance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880315)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine sanctuary fat ankles

looks like we've got a rawlsian SCHOLAR here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880318)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880404)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:20 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

Is there any way we can market this chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880418)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 6:42 AM
Author: Bateful really tough guy office

I thought xo was flame and that people like this dont actually exist. What. The. Fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880667)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:15 AM
Author: coral pungent abode pocket flask

Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880735)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:36 AM
Author: Carnelian house-broken garrison codepig

Is the watch obsession an azn thing? The only other people I've known to be as obsessed with watches are forever-alone azn men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880782)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:42 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880788)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:47 AM
Author: razzle market international law enforcement agency

yes, i live in asia and people are constantly surprised i dont rock a watch. sorry, not worth 40K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880928)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe

i used to think this, but i'm about to cave and get a starter one.

jap cuties expect you to have one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880962)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:57 AM
Author: razzle market international law enforcement agency

which one you looking at? i dont think i could maintain one properly to justify the cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880964)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe

i like Omega's, but i need to do more research. might just pick up a Seiko until i run into a good used Omega though.

sometimes, you need a watch or else you look underdressed. it's not too common in China or other Chinese majority countries, but it's common in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881112)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: fragrant pervert orchestra pit

Don't sell out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883276)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Gold hairraiser feces therapy

and it's a meaningless status symbol in an age where we carry a cellphone 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883069)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:55 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060580)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:03 AM
Author: snowy swashbuckling dingle berry gaming laptop

She sounds ugly and horrible. How have you not unsubscribed to her posts to avoid seeing this shit in your newsfeed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880989)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to my feed and I enjoy seeing XO concepts play out in real life. They also don't pop up THAT frequently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881022)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Gold hairraiser feces therapy

I'm the same way. Have a couple like these -- not nearly as bad of course, but similar -- and it's like tonguing a toothache, you just can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883045)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: puce public bath kitty cat

subtle soft tooth trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32528785)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4" blond finance guy... Under 30!! #VeryPleasantlySurprised"

18 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881423)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writing in graduate school? What a WASTE OF MONEY. #‎DatingProblems"

3 Likes

Follow-up comment: "AND my French toast was TERRIBLE. Now, I need to look for other food."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881432)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: snowy swashbuckling dingle berry gaming laptop

how do you restrain yourself from commenting if you won't block her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881458)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I mostly just find it funny. I don't get MAF about this sort of thing, probably because I'm not involved with the shrew dating scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881472)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Real question: Does anyone use email for non-work reasons anymore? Guy I've been seeing for over a month thinks email is passe. He has no idea what my email is because "why do I need your email? I can call & text you. It's much better to have a CEO's direct phone number than his email. I get over a thousand emails a day. Reaching me by phone or text is way faster."

I still think it's weird."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881446)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: coral pungent abode pocket flask

The contemporary mid-30s urban asian shrew is the most fungible member of the dating market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881465)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She has pinned 4,644 things on Pinterest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881867)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:57 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060588)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

It's bizarre when people want qualities in others just to "check the box" rather than out of any real desire for them. She doesn't sound like she's describing a hot date here, more like a job interview. So robotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881952)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Obsidian Mental Disorder Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881976)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Poppy curious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27886310)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Blue 180 cruise ship sandwich

She would fail the Voight-Kampff test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27886325)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:51 AM
Author: heady dysfunction

and the turing test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27888186)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bistre stead people who are hurt

LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126726)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Talented orange location scourge upon the earth

so she went to Penn, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882029)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: fuchsia hospital

she seems like a columbia MA to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883041)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Bisexual home becky

Prob. journalism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27887868)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: adulterous nowag set

this sounds 100% correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27887897)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: smoky dilemma

I would have guessed Cornell for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883067)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: pale learning disabled resort deer antler

If not flame, I can only conclude the reason I'm not going on dates with these guys is that I'm not prestigious or shallow enough. Will work on improving myself to be more like this shrew, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882118)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: vigorous zombie-like stage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889638)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly indian lodge

how has her head not been bashed in yet? is this really the way NYC women operate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882854)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Blue 180 cruise ship sandwich

yes, it really is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882880)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Talented orange location scourge upon the earth

btw you need to post a screen shot with identifying info blacked out to convince us all that this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882862)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Canary ungodly old irish cottage

There is no way he is making this much shit up. Too much detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882888)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Talented orange location scourge upon the earth

yeah i agree, i think it's real. but seeing a screen shot would drive it home and make it more hilarious IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882912)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I'm a bit paranoid about accidentally outing myself with PC screenshots, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883074)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Gold hairraiser feces therapy

don't do it - obviously you're not making this much up and you're already doing enough to entertain us (ok sicken us)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883117)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Blue 180 cruise ship sandwich

MODS! plz stop Charles XII from outing 433.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882878)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: disgusting thriller menage

no-one remembers creepy pumo flameout? this won't end well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883278)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: fragrant pervert orchestra pit

SHREWMO OUTTED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883283)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Blue 180 cruise ship sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889302)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Parlour

shitty flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883298)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Bro, how the Hell could I produce a flame this massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883964)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Though the moniker is fitting for such a claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27884987)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Posted at 1 AM last night:

"Men in tuxes. Yes, please. smile emoticon #BlackTie"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889170)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Bisexual home becky

Sounds like a misguided attempt at branding herself s some kind of elite media personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889714)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: fuchsia hospital

wasn't RSF at a black tie party last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896811)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Updating my LinkedIn profile & found out that I was written up in [Extremely obscure publication] for my [Extremely obscure event] keynote. smile emoticon"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27894389)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I glanced at said write-up and it turns out it describes some of her professional history. Turns out she spent like 5 years simply working for her alma mater after finishing her MA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896752)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"The 22 most memorable quotes from the new Elon Musk book, ranked - The Washington Post http://ow.ly/3xRIMw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896765)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded address preventive strike

You are doing God's work in this thread, bro, keep it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896905)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put - NYTimes.com http://ow.ly/3xSlLT ‪#DatingProblems People need to step up & stop playing games."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27906499)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Actually, I am interested in the timepiece. Mmm... Timepieces!"

Links to this pic: https://www.facebook.com/thehitschristchurch/photos/a.426000704187314.1073741830.280939955360057/765378783582836/?type=1&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27906513)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:06 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & especially those who know me via my enduring love for exclusive timepieces (Hi aSmallWorld!), that I would be quoted in a article about highly educated Manhattan women who covet $150,000 purses. (As a high school student on the Upper East Side, I had a subscription to Vogue (The adult version) & coveted the Hermes Kelly. Birkin is just too big, even for me.)

But don't worry future Husband, I wouldn't spend more than $10,000 on a bag... OK, OK... $20,000 tops. (Notice I don't give an amount for wristwatches? LOL. (Oh, when will you be mine, my precious Lange 1??? http://monochrome-watches.com/lange-1-daymatic/)) My personality would never survive the kind of male dominance described by Dr. Wendy Martin (The Yale version of the Princeton Mom?), however. ‪#ForeverAlone"

I won't link the exact article, but it's a spinoff talking about this one (or rather, the book the author of it wrote):

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/opinion/sunday/poor-little-rich-women.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27984967)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: pale learning disabled resort deer antler

I don't believe anyone would write "okay future husband i won't spend more than $10k on a bag"

Screenshot and remove all identifying information or this thread is worthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985163)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

No, I want to believe this isn't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985474)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:35 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Well, if you insist:

http://imgur.com/zlRzTep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986647)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986667)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: pale learning disabled resort deer antler

Oh God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989569)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: effete passionate pit giraffe

wtf

is she hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985272)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

A 4 at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985450)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: snowy swashbuckling dingle berry gaming laptop

lol, she actually pays for a subscription to aSW still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986671)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: charcoal slimy pisswyrm

wonder if its more embarrassing to have ur nude pics in public or these poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986693)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: fighting startling school lettuce

oh what a nested parentheses scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987901)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: aromatic theater stage

someone needs to scrape all her posts and make a markov chain twitterbot that just tweets in her style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986768)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Laughsome faggotry

Holy fuck. I googled around and found OP's chick (no doobs, i swear) and this thread is 100% not flame. Here's the "finally, a worthy suitor" pic:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987077)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: charismatic mauve theatre

jfc she's terrible and could be a binary 0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987835)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: effete passionate pit giraffe

could be? wtf is wrong with you, IS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989574)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:26 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Oh god, I never noticed, but her FB is 100% public, isn't it? I suppose there's nothing stopping you, then. I just don't want her getting harassed by XO psychos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988176)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Laughsome faggotry

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990693)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I mean, it's a public account, so it's basically like linking a blog. I've defriended myself to avoid an outing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990731)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: misanthropic big-titted private investor

I don't hate her as much after seeing how ugly she is. I just pity her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990736)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102854)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: charismatic mauve theatre

FUCK we have the mutual friends. all insufferable. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126558)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

This makes me wonder how many poasters I'm one degree of separation from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126591)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: charismatic mauve theatre

i know for a fact I was friends with several poasters via pre-ITE who are now basically retired. Current? Not sure, but if there are legit HYP people here, definitely people in common with several poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126736)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: mahogany zippy lay laser beams

still hilarious that I had a handful of mutual friends with her. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460349)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: pink well-lubricated space

fuck her shit wont load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28129392)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: fuchsia hospital

do it. XO could use a new mascot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988190)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: big hideous temple

That is one of the more hideous women I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989565)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: effete passionate pit giraffe

lol i threw up a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989573)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: pale learning disabled resort deer antler

Please be flame.

*torches this entire thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989580)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:55 AM
Author: alcoholic insecure trailer park generalized bond

*smothers you with this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460457)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Laughsome faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990676)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Titillating coldplay fan

WTF, I figured she'd at least be skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990787)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

As a yellowfever mo I'm incredibly disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102858)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Laughsome faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27991649)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: floppy parlor

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28129333)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

LOL holy shit:

I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Impossible Princess -- The Cut http://ow.ly/3xVdqy (Was never a George Girl.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27998494)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Laughsome faggotry

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27998940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Narrow-minded address preventive strike

Your poast needs a trigger warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102869)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

*Turns to stone*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102873)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: crimson locus

reading through this entire thread for the first time and laughed my fucking ass off irl at this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061311)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant

She is hideous and a liar. She should be put down immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103010)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: pale learning disabled resort deer antler

Omg please be flame. How can she be getting more dates than me? Fuck this gay earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103032)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103086)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:38 PM
Author: Cerebral weed whacker sweet tailpipe

she is mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126687)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:05 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060606)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Arousing tantric quadroon factory reset button

This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time.

Thank to OP for putting this together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103144)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34053165)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126541)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: floppy parlor

Anyone rating her as a 4 is a sick fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28129345)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She's still dating away:

Tonight's date is a super tan, fit, Eurasian, Harvard-educated, former-Goldman Wellington who speaks French fluently??? ‪#surprise‬!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28259059)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: fragrant pervert orchestra pit

How the fuck does she land dudes like that? He must be hideous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28259104)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Bisexual home becky

she looks really familiar, I swear I've dealt with her... she reminds me of luxury p.r. people, although she seems do be suffering from a reverse body dysmorphia disorder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28259206)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Naturally:

"Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open letter after being told she was TOO FAT | Daily Mail Online"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28325231)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: Abnormal Messiness Knife

Lol. I'm in disbelief. I've never met anyone like this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28326113)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: primrose property

That means you have NEVER lived in any major American metropolitan area. Outed as an ARE COUNTRY Halfordian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28326908)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: transparent shaky rigpig

guys the dating stories are mostly or entirely false. stop pissing yourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28327739)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

If they're flame, it's all created by her. None of this is fabricated by me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949659)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Oh boy, another dating post, from last week:

"Somehow I went from NOTHING to having a 24 year old & a 50 year old interested in me. Do I want to be a cougar or a kitten?

Update for those of you who "need" more information:

24 year old is a HYP (Harvard Yale Princeton) boy. When I mentioned [School], he asked why he would go to a second tier Ivy. 😒 Works at Goldman. 6'4" & looks like jailbait Jude Law. Plays violin. Maybe fluent in French. Lives in my neighborhood.

50 year old is UC Berkeley environmental engineer & serial entrepreneur. 5'10" & very boyish good looks. Nice voice. He's not intimidated by my personality. Drives a custom Audi A7 & is serious about his wine. Lives in SF but has an office in Manhattan."

24 likes, about 15 comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949652)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Supple black trust fund

lol at having to explain what HYP is. what unprestigious audience is she writing for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949662)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Well, she did go to a mere second-tier Ivy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949671)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two different guys into her. Not sure if this just describes one of them or if she is shrewing it up to the max:

"Started October by calling Teke to express that I am .not. amused by his recent [lack of] actions.

(Ah, the joys of dating me! grin emoticon It takes a strong man to survive more than a month with me. I like it that way, though. ‪#‎DatingProblems‬)

Teke: Do you have a history with him? Did you guys date?

Emma: Date??? I reprimand him almost EVERY time we have a phone call! He & I would NEVER date.

Teke: You're pretty rough on him.

Emma: When I am not satisfied, I don't mince words. I am extremely blunt. You'll never need to guess where you stand with me. I'll tell you directly. ...You already saw that tonight at the beginning of this call.

Teke: It did not bother me. I understand & I'm happy about it. I like it this way & I know you do, too.

*Impressed* *Surprised* ‪#‎TeamTeke‬

We'll see how I feel when we conduct a year end review. LOL. But seriously..."

She then posted this picture: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIMhmUPWEAA48TQ.jpg

7 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949687)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what she posts is pictures with minimal text and I don't want to direct link, but she's still at it. All of these are from the past three weeks:

"The one guy I spoke to tonight turns out to be an Ivy League electrical engineering major named after his mother's Arabian horse. *smiley face x3* #obvi"

"Tonight's date wore a watch for the past 1,100 out of 1,103 days. Guess which day today was. #DatingProblems *puke face* *sad face* *tongue-out face* #WatchProblems *smiley face x3*

"If it takes > 6 txts to set up a date, I AM CALLING YOU. #DatingProblems #OldSchool #MyTimeIsPrecious"

"Tonight's date: Fellow native NYer, who graduated from Packer Collegiate Institute - Apparently a very prestigious HS I only heard of today."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460151)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: floppy parlor

This bitch does not have a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460157)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Poppy curious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460344)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Dun french chef

I call flame

No one can be so clueless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460338)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: mahogany zippy lay laser beams

LOL at PACKER.

lofty PACKER! 40k to go the brooklyn equivalent of birch wathen lenox. just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460366)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Not being from the land of five-figure prep schools, I'm guessing Birch Wathen Lenox is some other not-prestigious prep school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460388)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 AM
Author: mahogany zippy lay laser beams

yeah.

here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. but if you take that kinda thing seriously, paying what you pay to send your kid to Packer is a fail.

if you're good parents and your kid is a decent, hard working kid, you get the same results for Packer from Morrow, Midwood and a bunch of other public HS that are not the specialized schools.

These schools are, to no one's surprise, about networking at a young age. but ROFL they're being so indoctrinated in nonsense and, in particular, self-loathing of their privilege that they will likely waste all of that capital. It's just hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460440)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:00 AM
Author: cocky gay wizard bawdyhouse

jfc this thread is a horrible rabbit hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460492)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460514)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Talented orange location scourge upon the earth

this is all rather unbelievable and i'm amazed that she exists in the wild; i would assume it's all elaborate flame if i did not trust you as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460519)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:28 AM
Author: Grizzly volcanic crater stage

180 thread OP

set her up with jjc OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460582)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous & kind gf bc she didn't know Gershwin. I passed the music test with Ravel's Bolero. *smiley face*"

10 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29477219)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: Aggressive Pearly Corn Cake State

Please tell me this one is fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29477235)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

100% real, posted about 14 hours ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29477243)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:09 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060618)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Why am I already discussing engagement rings with Thursday's first date? (Highly probable date won't happen. #stubborn ;) #DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517797)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Chrome theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517802)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Narrow-minded address preventive strike

This is one of the GOATUS threads of 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517811)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Provocative Carmine Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29647024)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: silver spot police squad

Is this what they mean when they say Asians have no soul? This is like a black hole of a person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517973)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Accused of being socialist by an attorney living in a ultra luxury apt. Then, a liberal by an ultra wealthy Southerner. #DatingProblems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29618042)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Chrome theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29618049)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"My friends will LOVE: UPenn guy no longer interested after I didn't tell him my alma material, then accuses me of going to a state school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646677)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

One of the follow-ups comments are great as well:

"I'm not sure you're actually dating. I think you're auditioning men for bit parts in the wonderful roller coaster tale of your life, but it is unclear that you're actually setting it up for any of them to join the cast. Which is totally fine, and I appreciate the stories."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646686)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Provocative Carmine Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29647028)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: aromatic theater stage

You've met this person in the flesh? She sounds like the living avatar of a Last Psychiatrist screed. Like what youd expect if you turned a Markov chain twitterbot loose on a list of aspirational brands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646757)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Yeah, I've met her IRL, though it predated my discovery of XO so I wasn't on the lookout for hardcore shrew tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646878)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthday to herself, which shows a single candle burning in a ceramic cup that appears to have at least five scoops of ice cream in it (one vanilla, three chocolate, and the remaining 1+ are buried deeper inside the cup and can't be seen).

It has a #foreveralone hashtag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29824815)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Library Queen Of The Night

Her birthday wish is for "Wellington!" which I gather to be her shorthand for the kind of HANDSOME and "successful" (read: rich) man she so delusionally thinks she deserves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283988)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:11 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060622)



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Date: February 29th, 2016 5:45 PM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Library Queen Of The Night

Have you noticed how she awkwardly jams her (manicured and be-ringed) thumb into a huge number of her photographs? Presumably to show off the aforementioned manicure and ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29946594)



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Date: February 29th, 2016 5:55 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I hadn't but now that you've mentioned it I see it everywhere.

WTF is up with putting a ring on your thumb, anyway? Is that common?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29946686)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatting up a guy: BA biotech, MS computer science + business, MBA. & British accent. *smile emoticon*"

Comment chain:

Other guy: "Sounds like my polish molecular biologist with benefits. Nature/Science publications?"

Emma: "I haven't gotten so personal as to ask if he's been published! *shocked emoticon* *grin emoticon*"

Emma: "Also, he switched careers because he likes people jobs, v. lab isolation jobs. BUT, he still loves science."

Emma: "If mine doesn't work out, can I have yours?"

Other guy: "You'd have to ask HIS husband *smile emoticon*

But he's involved in this patent dispute over DNA scissors"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30025202)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Infuriating Ruby Background Story Step-uncle's House

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30025266)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Talented orange location scourge upon the earth

*shoots flame thrower into that comment exchange*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30131529)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Odious Nofapping Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30218147)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"If I could afford to be in school for a lifetime..."

Links to this article:

https://www.insidehighered.com/views/2014/05/01/man-amasses-credentials-all-8-ivy-institutions-essay#.Vs9AJK_6gh8.facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30130947)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy with 47 mutual connections. No reponse, yet(?) Who knows him? #‎TinderProblems"

A noteworthy response:

Guy: "Didn't you just have food poisoning? Lmao"

Emma: "Exactly. I need someone to take care of me. #SingleProblems"

Emma: "Plus, he was wearing scrubs in one of his photos."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30218126)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: mahogany zippy lay laser beams

she's pulling like a shrew version of XO Milo and is vamping it up because she thinks it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30218187)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Half Of Ivy League Students Get This WRONG, Will You? Share Your Answer. Then See If You’re Correct: – AWM http://ow.ly/3zxmga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30240701)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't txt me until noon the NEXT day & wonders why he should apologize?? #DatingProblems"

9 likes, a wow, and an angry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30240713)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & me for 20 minutes, then told me I'm single bc I'm FAT. #NYCproblems"

Enriched by this earlier comment:

"I had a ROUGH morning AND there were no #amNY chips to cheer me up during my train ride to work today! :( #NYCproblems"

As well as these replies:

Emma: "& to put it in context, the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump."

Friend: "Seriously????!!!!! Where do I even start with that, other than just, wow, what an insufferable vapid lout????"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283808)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Narrow-minded address preventive strike

Johnsmeyer isn't a pound over 300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283825)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Laughsome faggotry

"the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump"

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124919)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting:

"Talking to 3 super successful men. 2 out of town & 1 sick. #‎DatingProblems‬ #FAIL"

Friend: "You should talk to unsuccessful men. They would worship you."

Emma: "PASS."

Friend: "Are you sure? LOL!"

Emma: "Yes. Final answer."

Emma: "I can't even deal with a lot of the successful men."

Friend2: "What does "success" entail in this case?"

Emma: "Professional. What kind of success do you look for?"

Friend2: "What does professional mean to you? Professional and successful comes in so many ways."

Emma: "Achieved their goals career-wise [LOL this is a great euphemism], love their job & looking to greater achievements. I'm confused by these questions..."

Friend2: "Great achievements" and "achieved their goals career-wise" usually = makes a lot of money, that's all.

What if the career goal was to be a high school English teacher? Or a really good fireman who saved lives? Or a really great artist who owned his own studio?

Also, why does someone have to love their job? I don't love my job and likely never will, but my career enables me to pursue outside passions -- which is what I REALLY live for. I know many successful, attractive men feel similar."

Emma: "If the career goal was to be a high school English teacher & he is, then great. He's successful. He reached his goal. Simple." [Note: I have never seen her post about dating a teacher]

Emma: "PERSONALLY, not everyone needs to agree with me, I prefer men who love their jobs. I've met too many that hate their job & it's a super downer. It's not something I want to deal with in my relationship right now. It's so nice to be with men who love their job & aren't griping about it 24/7. They are exhilarated by their career, whether it be as a HS English teacher or fireman, & it's joyous."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283828)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Library Queen Of The Night

Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion with regards to dating, the barely disguised panic as to her employment status, the ever-so-gentle pushback from concerned friends in the comments (buried in the pile of you-go-girl sycophancy). I can't get a good sense for how much she believes her own hype -- does she really think she's going to beat the odds and find a man to her standards, and does she really think she's working unbelievably hard to carve out her own professional path? Or is she just putting on a brave face for her friends?

Did you know she has at least two other facebook accounts? It looks like one has a lot of undergrad stuff and the other is slightly newer. Both under her real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30284047)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

The most astonishing thing to me is that she's been quasi-blogging about all these dating failures for THREE YEARS now and I don't think she's ever had a relationship lasting over a month in that span (or at least, she didn't post about it). It's really incredible.

I noticed one of the other accounts and was pretty confused as to why it exists. Why not just remake your existing account and delete old shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30284061)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Library Queen Of The Night

Honestly I'm baffled that she even gets first dates. As has been amply noted ITT, she brings absolutely nothing to the table. I wonder if she hits up these incredibly successful HANDSOMES for networking lunches or something like that, then tries to convert it into a date (or delusionally thinks that it constitutes a date). I can't think of any other way that she could even get a drink with the caliber of dude she talks about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30284091)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked this photo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFSuXQfHjGN/

She also recently wrote a HuffPo article. She didn't mention how HuffPo doesn't pay writers.

Also:

"STILL seeking this.

Tonight's double Ivy date at Peacock Alley in the Waldorf Astoria very confusing. Gave me super mixed signals. Neutral to uninterested(?) to interested??? #‎DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30469825)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: buck-toothed chapel

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30469946)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060631)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the following post:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/05/18/lady-spiders-demand-gifts-from-their-gentleman-callers-or-else-they-eat-them/?tid=sm_fb

Did you bring me a QUARTZ wristwatch & processed food??? How DARE you!!! *sigh emoji* *sick emoji* *cheshire grin emoji*

#SpiritInsect‬ *3 smile emojis*

Males "can be deceitful little creatures. Some males actually bring fake gifts — inedible plant seeds or the remains of an insect they've already eaten — and try to pass off these packages as legit meals.

A 2011 study in BMC Evolutionary Biology found that females responded to worthless gifts by ending mating sooner than if the gift had been good."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30538762)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

C'mon I thought this was a great one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30541680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

pls poast more interactions between ppl who comment on her updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542030)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:37 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good follow-up.

Friend: Your spider will come, Emma. smile emoticon

Emma: Did you see my Tweet to #NostagiaChat? Super cute & smart date tonight, BUT lives in Canada. *3x grin emoticon* Leaves Tuesday & has work dinners during the week.

Friend: Sounds like a step in the right direction...

Emma: at least he picked a nice place to feed me. *3x smile emoticon*

She then posts an instagram photo of some weird salad from her Sunday night date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542598)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

ugh, jfc. *cringe-jacking myself* OH GOD UHHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542649)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating ivory business firm organic girlfriend

HO LEE FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542686)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30544690)



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Date: July 2nd, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

WHY??? :P LOL. // Why Hong Kong's Richest Man Wears a $500 Watch - Bloomberg LP http://ht.ly/Zb2r301NWgs cc @WatchTime #timepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30839430)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31663756)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: Ocher Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664251)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:21 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664496)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: out-of-control station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538144)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060633)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 separate posts that contain the hashtag #DatingProblems.

No evidence of a long-term relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31663743)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

i want to fucking die after reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664243)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating ivory business firm organic girlfriend

DC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664499)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

NYC apparently

she sounds like a good fit for DC now that you mention it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664507)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Totally unintentional in January: First #date of the month on the first day of the month: Harvard Club with Columbia JD/MBA + Harvard MPA. Last date of the month on the last day of the month: Yale Club with LSE PhD in economics. Mid-month: Two successful Yalies. Annnnnnd... Still single! *goofy face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537476)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Racy center

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537571)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded address preventive strike

You're doing God's work in this thread, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538209)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: claret hall filthpig

how ugly are these dudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538624)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with undercooked poultry last night for dinner & today for lunch. *shocked face*

Someone take me out for a properly cooked dinner! (February is my birthday month, after all.) *playful face* #ForeverAlone *rooster*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537520)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Won't link her photos, but she wears a Dartmouth class ring on her left thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537546)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: big hideous temple

Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this thread and she is a horrific looking asian chick (I say this as someone who is pretty generous with describing female attractiveness, not like crazy XO poster description of hideous).

I laugh everytime I see a Wolfgang's or hear it referenced, because I think of this heinous looking shrew, who thinks she's fucking high class, thinking it's fucking Wolfgang Puck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537603)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Yeah I won't post pics but she looks really bad, especially considering most Asian chicks hold up well in their 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537652)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: big hideous temple

Right, there are tons of women posted on this site as "ugly" and I laugh, because, fuck it, I'm no adonis. This is not one of those instances, which people have to understand to really appreciate how absurd this is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537685)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Sadly I can't illustrate it but I think it's worth noting this woman seems to Instagram almost everything she eats or drinks. Almost always has her left hand placed strategically to show off that Dartmouth class ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537726)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: nudist blood rage

I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for their friends to date NON "elite" UG guys

sorry. flame. they will ding you for cornell, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537759)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

what the fuck man she's STILL posting actively?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538040)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538133)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Relentlessly. She has made about 260 posts in the past month. Most of them are cross-posted Hootsuite or Instagram posts with a trillion hashtags; of those posts most are of whatever food or drink she is consuming. It's a hard slog digging up the ones that are distinctive enough to be funny on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538207)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: excitant filthy rehab internal respiration

there's gotta be a longitudinal study in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538182)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: dashing principal's office macaca

there are still links to her pics itt

she is a legitimate 3, maybe a 3.5 if you have yellow fever. she has to be making up all these dates, there is no fucking way any half-way successful guy would want to be seen in public with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538564)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Drunken church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32539818)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: crimson locus

*kidnaps her*

*waterboards her with milk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32539237)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Group (SIG) with similar backgrounds supporting current students on campus and fellow alumni) invited me to their luncheon on the 25th (see below), & just encouraged me to bring other Dartmouth alumni to the event. Anyone interested in joining me?

Networking lunch with 350 students & alumni - Amherst, Columbia/Barnard, Brown, Cornell, Dartmouth, Duke, Georgetown, Haverford, Harvard, Lehigh, MIT, Pomona, Princeton, Stanford, Swarthmore, Tufts, Penn & Yale to share our life & career experiences and support the next generation in meaningful ways."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591912)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to build a strong career for yourself -- At EVERY stage of your journey. I've been reading her work regularly since my days at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth. She is the best!

https://hbr.org/2017/01/your-career-needs-many-mentors-not-just-one"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591931)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend of the month.

Who wants to road trip / explore campus with me?

*three tears of joy emojis*

#IvyLeague"

These last few are more mundane but 1. They're literally all posted in the past 24 hours, and 2. I feel the need to emphasize how OBSESSED she is with college pedigrees despite being in her late 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591947)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

She must have friends who have called her out on this shit. Does she get likes and supportive comment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32592030)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I've never seen anybody call her out. Most posts get at least 1-2 likes and some get many more. I haven't posted comments as often recently, but a lot of the earlier posts in this thread give an idea of the comment structure.

I do get the feeling her posts are getting less engagement than in the past, but like 80% or more of her posts are Instagram or Hootsuite crossposts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32592083)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She just shared this photo, together with "#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1268731226510048.1073744071.288157034567477/1268731883176649/?type=3&theater

Also shared this one two days earlier:

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1266636770052827.1073744064.288157034567477/1266638216719349/?type=3&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591979)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"People, use social media to empower your network! [Various people] are experts at this. Read their work to learn how to effectively brand yourself online.

The image below is an exchange with a Wellesley College alumna I met virtually via a social Facebook group. This conversation about technology wouldn't have happened if I did not post photos from [name]'s #WomenWhoCode class today. [Name] was also at this event because she's been welcomed into G.Crew. I met her via [name] via Yelp. Yes, Yelp.

Earlier this week, I went to a Dartmouth Entrepreneurship Network (DEN) event where an alumnus introduced himself by telling me that he recognized me from Facebook photos with two fellow Dartmouth alumni. Also in the group was another Dartmouth alumnus I met at Internet Week because I was wearing a Dartmouth shirt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32592026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32593003)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She just visited Tel Aviv!

"GREAT trip that EXCEEDED expectations. Lots of new food, fun & friends! :) LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!"

She also attended a TEDx event in NYC, which had a board inviting ppl to post sticky notes stating what was left on their bucket list. Her entry:

http://i.imgur.com/AD9Gz8D.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32727870)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: brilliant mind-boggling degenerate

"Produce book of global travel"

Wtf does that even mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728203)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Motley Scarlet Azn Hell

The dartmouth class ring is really off the hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728701)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

It's in like 70% of her photos too. I'll post a bunch of them sometime to drive the point home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728726)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle magical house nibblets

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32869607)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Linked this article:

http://www.someecards.com/love/breakups/breakup-couple-photo-shoot/

With this text:

"You *know* this is something I'd do.

Except that I haven't been in anything close to a relationship since 2010. Coincidentally, when I was engaged.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728196)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: claret hall filthpig

I have a friend who has a JJC complex. Indian guy. Still might be a virgin. Is convinced ibanking is how he will become a Chad. I showed him this thread and it was eye opening. He's a little more redpilled now and spends far less time droning on about "banking Chads" for several hours a day. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728213)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

ty for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728222)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Stimulating hominid

this post alone is a 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728311)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: Laughsome faggotry

"droning on about "banking Chads" for several hours a day"

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124927)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

u saved a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33702752)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Cracking offensive cuck whorehouse

how does this shed light on banking Chads who might still have 180 lives

this woman's creepy fan obsession with PRESTIGE has no relevance except maybe showing him that his obsession is also stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182158)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: brilliant mind-boggling degenerate

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://mobile.twitter.com/williamwdepew/status/833910761768501248/photo/3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728227)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Bearded persian institution

the self loathing requisite to a good GC robot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728249)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Today, a link to this image:

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1291994967517007.1073744180.288157034567477/1291995054183665/?type=3&theater

With this text:

"THIS. & given the difficulty of the past decade, it should be a brand new Vitamix.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32745572)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me at the end. Then I found out that he's NOT EVEN TWENTY-FIVE! *sanzaru emoji*

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32869556)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Chest-beating ivory business firm organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Two more dead ends this weekend.

This is insanity. #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32902289)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

how did you meet her

do her friends console her in these poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32902306)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She gets very generic support, not a lot of substantive comments. I've noticed a general decline in the level of substance over time, both in terms of her own posts and in the responses of her friends. A few years back she was doing full blog posts on dates, and getting pretty long comments. Now it's throwaway posts just getting likes or very short comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32902459)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field

this seems to reflect on a certain type of fatigue people have with virtue signalers in general. it's not her versus people are simply tired of affirming the narcissists in their midst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040125)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Could also be that her friend group is aging and gradually fading out of the social meteor game, while she soldiers on like nothing has happened.

Totally idle speculation on my part though; I'm not an expert on these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040192)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field

interesting. i can see that as well.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040233)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: exciting hairless piazza rigor

She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a shrew as much as a crazy lady.

Great example...this attractive, rich, well educated Britt stays at work hours late just to see her for 5 minutes?? Either A) this didn't happen and she is lying or B) he gets no attention ever from women and is actually a fat ugly dude who looks 50 at 38.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905440)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: bonkers liquid oxygen

This was also my reaction. Strong resemblance to the social media presence of an old school acquaintance who has significant mental illness/personality disorders. These people make me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32907171)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: trip voyeur ratface

That was my conclusion as well. Something just doesn't jive with her posts. CharlesXII, does she ever post photos of her dates? Can you confirm these guys even exist? Because otherwise I think you can make a strong case that they're figments of her imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040287)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field

there is a woman i know who is an artist who for well over a year shared stories of this fellow artist and there on again off again affair. it was a whirlwind thing that involved plot twists and turns. eventually she had a bipolar break and was LEGIT bellvue hospitalized. fast forward years later---i go to brooklyn museum for this event and MEET this guy. we chat and chat and i bring up this mutual friend. QUOTE "oh her! dude, she's psycho. she made up all these crazy stories and told a bunch of people we were in some romance. dude...i've kissed her cheek a couple of times. "

and i ran backwards all the shit she told me and 100% this bro was telling the truth. sounds like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040316)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: trip voyeur ratface

insane. maybe the subject of OP is doing that with guys she's met in passing or viewed on linkedin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040556)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

As a matter of fact, no, I can't recall a single photo of one of her dates.

Still not prepared to say it's all flame, though. A strong point in favor of her dates being real is that she never seems to have a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040325)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: trip voyeur ratface

True. But what if her end game is to get sympathy from others and/or make herself out to be so desirable that no man is good enough for her? If she never has a second date then she can keep this going indefinitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040549)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060643)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Exhilarant mad cow disease locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905579)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Brass fortuitous meteor university

First time seeing this. Why are people so mad over this shrew? She is stone cold 1 on a scale of 20. I feel only pity for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905857)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

A doozy of a thread from last night:

"Tonight's date to me, "You can afford membership to a private club, you went to Dartmouth."

*thousand-yard-stare face*

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

This one generated quite a few comments. The better excerpts:

Friend A: "I went to Dartmouth and I can't afford a pizza."

Emma: "It's too bad we are incompatible in so many ways. He's attractive, smart & very familiar with Dartmouth."

Friend B: "More importantly, can you afford it and do you value it at that amount..."

Emma: "I'm saving for an apartment. Plus, I need dental work. Plus, other health bills. #AdultProblems"

Friend C: "Pray tell how did he find out you went to Dartmouth?"

Emma: "He asked me. I was trying to avoid revealing it."

Friend C: "And so what if you can't afford a private club, does that poison the date?"

Emma: "Apparently, it was one of many strikes against me?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917794)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

she didn't even go their for a professional degree or undergrad degree, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917853)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Nope, writing MA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917872)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

so hard not to cringe at her posts

makes me uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917887)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field

OH this makes it WAY worse.

good grief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040108)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200 photos to Facebook. Of these photos, exactly 160 of them featured her Dartmouth ring. I created an imgur album of examples.

http://imgur.com/a/FNXPK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040046)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040056)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field

her carpal tunnel brace is GREAT. top shelf GC shit right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040063)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Is that the glove-type thing in the pancake photo? I've never heard of such a thing but I suppose it makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040072)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field

100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseball injury? working out?"

'carpal tunnel'

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040086)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: Racy center

mental illness, very sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040130)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: contagious gas station goal in life

The ring rotation here is damning:

http://i.imgur.com/uvzFTPk.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040223)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040235)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Indigo Adventurous Pozpig Field

GOOD GRIEF.

is it possible she's engaging in long game schtick? i have a guy i know who has a schtick where he convinces people off the street to take like modeling pics of him in public at places around the world. and like its half schtick half serious. is she doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040246)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I don't know what the game would be, but maybe in her mind she views the omnipresent ring as "proof" it's her photo? Or maybe she just does it out of habit as a signature shtick. I dunno. Very odd regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040351)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Nice, was hoping XO would notice that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040341)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant mad cow disease locale

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124926)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: out-of-control station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950657)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762668)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35397618)



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Date: June 12th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

This is some Gollum level shit right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33539819)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: crimson locus

same thing I poasted elsewhere above: reading this thread for the first time and laughed my ass off at this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061314)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: red immigrant forum

Betting she is mentally ill and the dating "field reports" are either 99% embellished or 100% flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040297)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: exciting hairless piazza rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040318)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Still doubt this. She'd have more success if it were fake imo. What's the goal of constantly getting first dates but no second dates? The clear implication is that other men find her unattractive and/or unlikable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33120085)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brilliant professors, tech experts & business leaders. I am *genuinely* energized by engaging discussions about ideas & theory. ...How do I match with a #PrivateEquity guy who is tired of dating 20 year old blond models (Like THAT NY Post story, Why I Won't Date Hot Women Anymore)??" *three different emojis*

Friend comments: "Isn't that kind of like saying I genuinely love nature and wildlife, so how do I match with an accountant?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33119961)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124453)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of Psychology, School of Social and Health Sciences at Abertay University, found that if you’re an average-looking man, being witty and creative will increase your overall attractiveness. But if you’re an average-looking woman, being witty and creative could actually HURT your overall attractiveness."

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(that's all her quoting an article, save the hashtags, to be clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33132447)



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Date: June 12th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Back to square one. Again.

#DatingProblems

But I can safely say I stuck to my principles even if there WAS strong compatibility."

Questions from friends produce the follow revelation for why the dating effort failed:

"The most recent guy sounded so compatible, THEN he suddenly found it "problematic" that I do not consider having one dinner together as dating (& consequently would not engage in all the activities associated with dating ASAP.). Dude, I don't even know you. I find it problematic that you would even expect me to behave thusly! Especially in light of the messages we exchanged."

Two days later:

"Another first. Tonight, I made my date CRY. More than once!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33539207)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33698844)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDEOS of her meals. The shot always open with her hand holding some food/drink item (with the Dartmouth ring visible) and then pans around the room.

Other than that, mostly lame posts in the last month. Shares a lot of gags from joke/meme FB pages, lots of meals and photos from events with like 25 hashtags apiece.

I was amused by this one though:

"Broke 10,000 #steps to support #ChristianSavesTheDay with #WatertreeHealth & #MakeAWish yesterday. It was a 20 hour day in a dress & cork sandals. Worth it. *smile emoticon* #GoogleFit #StepsCounter #pedometer #Chicago #Illinois #walking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33699784)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Ty for your service in these updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33699794)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925290)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

my fucking god it gets worse and worse every time this thread gets bumped

that album with the ring in every pic was fucking disgusting jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33702768)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Today at the Patek Philippe Art of #Watches Grand Exhibition at Cipriani, around 2:10pm, the guy who owns the moon face you see in this photo walks up next to me. Appropriate age, no wedding ring, obviously a watch lover with taste. I tried talking to him for a few minutes while his watch was being adjusted - He was polite. Eventually, the girl he came with (how was I supposed to know??? She was standing/arrived behind me!) started talking to him & they left together half a minute later. #DatingProblems #Manhattan"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841041)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: excitant filthy rehab internal respiration

NOWAG(irls)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841070)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: frozen emerald dog poop

Sounds like a Doctor Manhattan quote at the beginning

Also—“the guy who owns the moon face”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110806)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Emma starting to post shitty advertisements?

"I #FuelLikeAnAthlete with Clean & Lean Lemon Chicken from Tone House. YUM! This was my nutritious organic paleo Gluten-Free lunch yesterday. Amazingly, UNDER 400 CALORIES!!! Excellent, hearty portion of grilled chicken over a bed of squash. There's no sauce, but the chicken was flavorful thanks to a generous sprinkling of herbs. The vegetables were naturally soft, but retained a light crunch. I'm a fan of the pumpkin seeds. 10/10 would eat again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841066)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: Drunken church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841087)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

lol was about to post this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841093)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841124)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Brindle crackhouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841164)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33850879)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"

(link to this article: http://nypost.com/2017/07/26/i-left-new-york-city-so-i-could-feel-hotter/ )

Comments are great:

Emma: "Oops. Meant to post this in a private dating group forum, not on my own wall! *3 crying w/ laughter faces* #TechProblems #DatingProblems"

Emma: "I tried Hanover, NH. *awkward face* DID NOT HELP AT ALL. In fact, I wasn't just single I was dateless."

Friend1: "Hanover is 10K people- maybe try a larger city like Austin, DC, or San Diego?"

Friend2: "Come to Rochy! You're a 10 anyway, you're like a 15 here."

Emma: "Let me when I can visit overnight, please!" *smile emoji* *giant laughing cactus super-emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33903770)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

*posts link to some nature video*

"This male fish spends 24/7 for a week constructing a work of art to attract female fishes & I can't even get dudes to reply to a text!" *four successive angry frown emojis*

#DatingProblems *pufferfish emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33903787)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: out-of-control station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950596)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:30 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"!!! READ THIS. *three shocked face emojis*"

http://nypost.com/2016/07/10/the-truth-behind-how-were-scammed-into-eating-phony-food/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33904044)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She updated her cover photo:

*grit teeth emoji* *camera emoji* As if you didn't already know! Now, smile! *smile emoji* *camera emoji*

http://imgur.com/a/2t37O

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925056)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September 2017. *literally 26 different hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/ePPkQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925063)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague Club in New York. At #ThePennClub, I had a #Philly cheese steak sandwich (obviously) with champagne (obviously)." *21 additional hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/QYaOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925070)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: excitant filthy rehab internal respiration

I like this new touch of counting the trailing hashtags. Somehow it conveys the horror better than actually pasting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34053189)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

That ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925375)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167345)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

You have no idea how many photos I could post of that bloody thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167444)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author:  water buffalo site

she is maximum PRESTIGE azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925468)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Age Alone http://ow.ly/huvN30ed3yZ

#health

Comments:

Friend1: "#adopt? is that maybe an option?"

Friend2: "I'm ready. Golf cart community and well-paid army of nursing/college students who like crosswords and listening to me talk about the Ice Storm of '97, here I come. Recruiting random other elderly to rent rooms in my house and eat cheesecake in the middle of the night is my backup plan. So ready."

Emma: "ME!!! I want to live with you!!!" *four heart emojis*

Emma: Wait... I know *I* will be up eating in the middle of the night... But YOU, Friend2??? *tears of laughter emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950573)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I passed stage 1 & I am currently on the official South by Southwest® list of potential speakers!! I need community support to get to the next stage -- Help me get there by clicking below & voting (additional supporting comments also appreciated) for my proposed session, based on my business book. TIME SENSITIVE: This portion of the process ends before the end of the month!

Thank you! *smile emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950603)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author:  Boiling Water Toaster

can you poast a link so i can vote for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33959279)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33959287)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34053193)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:32 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060671)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Uh oh!

"When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed right now...

I was already dealing with a life hurdle when my neighbor's pipes burst this weekend & caused significant structural damage throughout the New York apartment. I already spent two evenings clearing out a small section, salvaging what I could. This process will take at least until the end of the month -- Floors & walls need serious repair.

Today, [name] informed me there was a major flood in Massachusetts that wrecked a large portion of my possessions there. Making a trip there mid-month to do clean-up."

14 minutes after posting this status she uploaded another photo to instagram. It has exactly 30 hashtags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33959263)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Linked to this article:

https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-ramburger/2017/08/stay-single-until-you-meet-someone-like-this-based-on-your-myers-briggs-personality-type/

Yes. This is what I've been waiting/looking for (Since 2010!!!):

"Someone who isn’t intimidated by your intellect but intrigued by it, and is even willing to challenge you with different perceptions to help you grow stronger. Wait for someone who is completely honest with you in every aspect, and leaves you no reason to mistrust them in any situation. Don’t settle for someone who spends time playing games and causes you to over-analyze every encounter you have with them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029869)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I realize... I couldn't #sleep AT ALL last night. & I'm still wide awake right now." *stressed emoticon*

*26 hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/2ssZj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029872)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: violet tanning salon prole

holy shit man. Bookmarked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029896)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She took this Buzzfeed quiz:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/what-marriage-material-are-you?utm_term=.hg2odrXAnZ#.rxO30bl6Gv

She got a score of 72% "marriage material."

Her response:

"*quizzical emoticon* That's not a great score...

Is it related to my dealbreaker answer?? *frustrated emoticton* *playful emoticon*"

http://imgur.com/a/k5Q2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029985)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew:

"Interested in ICOs? Get 10 of them through me by clicking here: https://wcex.co/?ref=5qtlgnbi

Let's see what this is all about!

*CCs four different friends*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34052628)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Brindle crackhouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34052854)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Spent an HOUR making me feel bad I wouldn't cab halfway across the island to meet him for a quick #coffee & finally got me to relent to a quick coffee this morning even though it meant getting up an hour earlier than I needed to. Cancels last minute. *three frustrated emojis* #DatingProblems Decided to be positive (Hi Laura Little!) & take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

*22 additional hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/h0Xwh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167307)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

you're a hero for keeping us updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167451)



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Date: September 10th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

THE RING! WHO WEARS IT LIKE THAT?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34178175)



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Date: September 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Azn megashrews, that's who.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34178330)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: frozen emerald dog poop

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110815)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110822)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

someone requested a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34262670)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: light antidepressant drug brunch

Thanks. You made this possible: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3739175&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34262767)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She went to Harvard, recently.

https://imgur.com/a/V6myh

Those are 5 of 26 photos featuring the ring from her visit, out of nearly 200 photos taken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34704960)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author:  mustard main people

over the years this thread has morphed from hilarious to sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34708519)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant

TBF, it was sad to begin with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068764)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060676)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:26 PM
Author:  mustard main people

I posted this *two* years ago and the hits keep coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790859)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Yes, I am the newest member of the #Horological Society of #NewYork. I'm surprised it took so long, too!" *laughing face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34704982)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:30 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in history being auctioned off.

"All of my future husbands are waiting with great anticipation!" *grimace face*

Afterwards: "Thank you, Internet for letting me watch history being made. *watch emoji* *three green heart emojis*

Yes, this is what I did with my Thursday evening. NOT SORRY AT ALL."

9 total likes between two posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705038)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

God's work with the updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705069)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobproblems:

"Ageism update: Given the massive influx of talented college grads, Silicon Valley companies usually hire 20somethings since they have often have huge college debts to pay off so they're willing to work long hours, plus they have no families or mortgage (nor will in the valley given the skyrocketing housing prices) or health issues. Most 40+ workers either work for smaller companies, launch startups, shift into another field (like real estate or retail), or leave town, which is a loss to the big companies, but they're all downsizing (laying off older workers), not hiring, except young people with specific skills in emerging fields like AI and VR/AR."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705063)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She visited Amsterdam again, and her album for all her trips has now expanded to a staggering 865 photos and 16 videos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705140)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34708438)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:35 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a Dartmouth alumnus, Class of '87. This is a gin #martini made with creme de cassis - His second wife's favorite." *22 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/MqMNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34728867)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a polite, ARTICULATE, CULTURED, 6'2" Finnish man from the Midwest with a PhD in Chemistry. We both love Rene Magritte (Today is Magritte's birthday, in fact!) & Phillip Glass' Einstein on the Beach (People will probably think we are insufferably pretentious together??? *three crying w/ laughter emojis*). Very, very good but his wardrobe is too hipster for me!!! #DatingProblems

*21 additional hashtags*

There are 14 photos from the date. You know where this is going: https://imgur.com/a/aw61O

Comments section is interesting as well:

Friend1: "stop making objections so quickly, its wardrobe, not personality. Youll dress him however you want once hes yours." (5 likes)

Friend2: "wardrobe gives insight on personality, especially if it was self and not mom selected" (1 like, from Emma)

Emma: "I just can't... His retro glasses make me think of my Father. Ewwwwww!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762645)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood

How does she get dates? Wasn't she hideous? Does she ever mention any apps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762669)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She is not attractive imo (and I'm pretty charitable on women's looks). She doesn't mention how she gets the dates, but she's in NYC so men are certainly plentiful at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762688)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Afterglow this afternoon at the Davenport Theater."

*21 additional hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762702)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Mint frisky plaza indirect expression

Are there ever pictures of the *dates*? I can't help but wonder if she's making most of it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762903)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

It's interesting to speculate, as I've never seen a photo of them, but I personally doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34763552)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

After the Port Authority non-attack:

"I'm downtown & safe. I don't feel safe, but I'm OK."

Also, she posted this article:

https://www.someecards.com/news/news/money-on-tinder/

Followed by the comment "A boring, inanimate lamp is waaaaaaay more popular than I am! #DatingProblems" *sob emoticon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34911078)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35006689)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35005349)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Posted today:

"Grandfather: What do you look for in a boyfriend?

Grandmother: Don't be like [that relative] who would only date men more educated than her.

Me: *three nervous face emojis*

#ForeverAlone #DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35006659)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35006696)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Had another lovely visit with Monty at the Hermes in Brookfield Place this evening. Reminded me of an amusing conversation I had about a week ago... Date: Do you like cologne? Me: I do. Date: You'll like what I'm wearing -- It's expensive. Me: I don't only like expensive things! Date: But there's a high correlation. Me: *three nervous emojis* ...He was wearing Vetiver Tonka by Hermes, & I do love it! It smells fantastic! *smile emoji* EXCELLENT choice. // *24 additional hashtags*

Post came with this photo: https://imgur.com/a/WU0lB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35006716)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious range pistol

Modernity destroyed this woman. She never had a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35006747)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: idiotic mother stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068655)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 7:55 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Interesting read... *thinking emoji*"

https://www.thriveglobal.com/stories/14366-my-life-as-an-unhappy-overachiever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35021279)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

At 3:30 am this morning, she linked this article:

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/what-is-the-plural-of-rolex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35021289)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Ironically just linked to this:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/do-you-know-how-others-see-you-1503925251?mod=fbads&nan_pid=1861296284&ad_id=6636272

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061110)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She also recently linked this article: https://www.someecards.com/love/weddings/twitter-wedding-hashtag-kleinschmidt/?utm_source=refires&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=refires

"Maybe I'm single because I haven't created a witty hashtag with my name for the wedding, yet. *thinking emoji* Let's hear some creative suggestions, people! I know you're punny.

[she makes a food-related pun with her last name]

=> No wonder I love food?? *sushi emoji* *ramen emoji* *soup emoji* *cake emoji* *burger emoji* *corn emoji*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061117)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Grizzly volcanic crater stage

ty for updates sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061780)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061811)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"First #date of 2018. After 4 in 2017! That's a record (with the same guy)! Me: In the past decade, only 3 men have made it to date 3. [friend name]: I'm not surprised. Me: (three laughing emojis)// It's complicated but we both want to see each other again. If this doesn't work out, he's permanently giving up on dating. He gave me this green bracelet as a belated Christmas gift."

*26 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/kIsJg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068627)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: idiotic mother stag film

I still don't understand how and why people date her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068703)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: maroon philosopher-king sex offender

stuffwhitepeoplelike: crippling yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068788)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant

Can you imagine her turning her nose up at a multi millionaire because he started a huge plumbing company and has 20 million in BTC. LJL at prestige obsessed people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35069061)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Based on recent posts shed at least be into the BTC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35154640)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Uh oh, her new record-setting relationship is ON THE ROCKS:

[Guy] took me to Raines Law Room this week. He LOVED it -- It's his new favorite place in the world. I was not impressed...

1. NO FOOD except for a tray of cheese, sausage slices & olives. Food > cocktails (by a massive margin to me) & we didn't have time to go elsewhere for dinner that night. #HANGRY [three huffing mad emojis]

2. What privacy??? The curtained off areas all have two couches FACING EACH OTHER. #awkward [three uninterested side-glance emojis]

If we survive through next Thursday, what would you suggest? I don't care about horses & I hate beer. He's not into escape rooms.

#DifficultDate [two angry emojis]

She had a separate post with this image and 31 hashtags:

https://imgur.com/a/DW2lr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35152613)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Again with the fucking ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35202807)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Date #5 last night:

[Guy]: Where was that place where we had that great table in the corner?

Emma: That night I yelled at you?

[Guy]: If you're using that as the criteria, it doesn't narrow down the list!

Emma: I realized that right after I said it.

*BOTH* laugh. [laughter and anger emojis]

I warned him about dating me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35152629)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Hateful ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35202780)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

need UPDATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35202777)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Uh oh, she's gonna be a YouTube star:

Over 300 views in less than a month! I'm currently working on a business book, [dumb title]. Pre-sales available during the first week of February!

~ Video summary: [link]. Please click *LIKE* while watching! Thank you! :)

~ Interested in collaboration? Please complete the Google Form at the bottom of my website: [link]

10 likes

In the comments, she touts her attention on LinkedIn; slightly fewer than 1000 people have viewed her profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288037)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: fuchsia hospital

Emma's gonna be a youtube starrr

spending time in the bathroom. of minibar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288121)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288793)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author: Soggy roast beef box office

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36983329)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Oh no, her most successful dating spree of the past five years appears to have flickered out:

"Emma: This is NOT working out. <<< List of concerns with specific examples. >>>

Guy: I don't understand.

Emmm: ??? *annoyed emoji* *neutral emoji* *frustrated emoji* This is NOT working out. <<< List of concerns with additional specific examples. >>>

Guy: I don't understand.

Emma: !!! *angry emoji* *huffing mad emoji* *confused emoji* (With finance bois, she would frame the relationship in business terms...) You're a science guy, does this *graph* make sense?

Guy: It does. I would quibble with a few points but overall I get it. Very interesting. Classic dampened sine wave asymptotically approaching the x-axis.

Emma: *smiling nerd emoji*

Guy: If this was a start-up, what would be your recommendation?

Emma: EXIT STRATEGY. *neutral emoji* Fail forward.

...Who would've thunk high school math & science classes would be useful in #DatingProblems ??? *laughing emoji*

#ForeverAlone"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288092)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

BONUS: In the comments for the above breakup post, she notes that while this relationship may have failed, Tinder is getting better at recognizing her preferences. As evidence, she posts this photo:

https://imgur.com/a/wOGt3

Emma: "I could be into David if he shaved."

Friend: "I'm surprised that Tinder doesn't just show you zoomed in pictures of their watches at this point."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288099)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: fuchsia hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288117)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic arrogant alpha digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288125)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: puce public bath kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288489)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288494)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

i don't understand. isn't she super unattractive? doesn't she realize her standards are too high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288904)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She seems to suggest that she's the one rejecting most of the guys but this could be aggressive flame to cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288919)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 2:03 AM
Author: Green self-absorbed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#46530356)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

CharlesXII counting hashtags with deranged, fatalistic grin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35289002)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: violent twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35402796)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author:  kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35289003)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Saffron depressive

CharlesXII, please analyze this New Years post by an Eat Pray Love shrew I am friends with:

As the sun set on 2017, and I’ve taken time to reflect, I am somewhat dumbfounded by the variety of extremes that have marked the last year.

.

From cherished solo-time marked with undercurrents of loneliness, to re-immersion into co-habitation and companionship, to constantly being surrounded by people and sometimes overwhelming periods extroversion. From the dark of Scandinavian winter to the light of summer. From the Northern hemisphere to the Southern delights of the Maldives and Bali. From one home of the last two years to three subsequent temporary ones. From a life built around myself, to a life often heavily focused on the needs of others. From a creature comfort of ‘nesting’ to having to project manage the re-build an actual house. From a student to graduate and embracing learning as a lifelong journey. From part-time self-employment to full-blown entrepreneurship. From feeling at home as a ‘doer’ to blossoming into an ‘ideas’ person. From structure and analysis to free-flowing and creative. From task-oriented to ‘being’ oriented. From resistance to challenging situations to acceptance and surrender. From masculine high-powered energy to embracing the feminine and the strength in softness.

.

Through it all, the test has been to practice ahimsa. After two years figuring out how to best take care of myself in a carefully-crafted environment, 2017 brought on test after test that pushed me to figure out how to practice self-care in less than perfect and often very trying circumstances. While at times the characters of frustration, anger, resentment and sadness stole the spotlight, I am comforted by love, compassion, understanding and resilience who shared their time on the stage of life. Even when things seemed heavy and bleak, my heart knew it was only temporary. Even when life was radiant and blissful, my heart knew this was temporary, too, and to nourish myself with every drop of joy.

.

The more we’re able to surrender and let go, the easier it is to ride life’s waves without losing ourselves in the currents. Happy New Year, may it be filled with love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35289038)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Well, for one, she seems unaware that the Maldives are in the Northern Hemisphere.

How old is she? This is merely generic if she's in her mid-20s but becomes steadily more depressing if she's in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297113)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"For my birthday this year, I'm helping raise donations for the American Cancer Society. If you purchase a specially designated copy of my book DIRECTLY ((( NOT THROUGH FACEBOOK! ))) via [linl], I will donate a portion of the proceeds to the non-profit.

I've chosen this nonprofit because their mission means a lot to me, and I hope you'll consider contributing as a way to support this very important cause. Nearly 1 out of 3 people in the United States will have cancer during their lifetimes. Every little bit will help. Thank you!! :)

$0 raised thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297087)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

What's her book about? Is it self-published? Or does she have a publisher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297344)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She is using "Publishizer," which I have never heard of but it appears to be some kind of Kickstarter for books.

She has two preorders so far, worth a total of $58. The book appears to be some generic stuff about entrepreneurship.

"If you didn’t start a company in your dorm room, did you even go to college, Bro??? "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297375)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Wow, which company did she start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297559)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author:  black woman

the travails of emmaznmegashrew are starting to get sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297388)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: 

Any major life changes for this shrew since 2015?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297425)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Not as far as I can tell, which is incredible in its own right. No sense of life narrative at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297440)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: 

Shes going to hit a crushing wall, get married out of desperation, pump out 1 kid, and then be divorced by 42.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297446)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Pretty sure she's already hit that wall. Also, she has to be at least 35, and could be pushing 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297524)



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Date: February 2nd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Oh SHIT, looks like that guy she was probably gonna break up with recovered:

"[Guy] outdid himself for my birthday today. *three smile emojis* Dinner & drinks at Aquagrill (I've been meaning to go for years) + a beautiful silver & gold bangle that matches the ring I have been wearing on my other hand. Most importantly, we found our happy equilibrium of emotions & intelligent conversation (& he looked superb in his outfit!). He: Is this [date] 6? Me: Yes. He toasts us: Here's to the next 60. It was *fireworks*MAGICAL*fireworks* "

*22 additional hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35308138)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Never mind, guy is dunhere:

"Broke up with [Guy] just in time for Valentine's Day. I should have done so earlier, early January. Oh well. & I just found out that one of my favorite restaurants serves his favorite cocktail, Boulevardier."

*26 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/pfWOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35379000)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

Any friends commenting?

Need update for valentines day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35397495)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

This caused me to check and oh my god there are 61 comments. I'll take a look to see if there are any gems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35397864)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35401160)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35401170)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy apoplectic

Those hands are really fat for an asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35397504)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

A couple highlights from the long breakup comment chain:

Girl: what was the problem with this gentleman?

Emma: He wanted the relationship without putting in the effort. He wanted to be rewarded just for showing up. At HIS convenience.

Girl 2: You're smart for not putting up with that. I wish I were as boss as you. (comment liked by Emma)

Emma: It was difficult...I should have broken it off early January.

...

Friend: Have you tried a matchmaker?

Emma: *three moneybag emojis*

Friend: There are some who charge the men but not the women.

Emma: They do charge women by telling the women to go get all sorts of makeovers from consultants who pay the matchmaker kickbacks.

*some comments suggesting Jewish matchmaker types*

Emma: I *do* like Jewish men. *three smile emojis* Especially NY natives. *smile emoji*

...

Emma: After tonight's 3 year Friendversary dinner, I checked out Tinder...

Friend: Yes! THAT'S your type!

https://imgur.com/a/35lhO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35401609)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: citrine death wish

that dude's profile makes me cringe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35402789)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She's in Miami!

https://imgur.com/a/MgJNk

"This trip has been like a craaazy awesome date. By myself. *laughing emoji* Happy Chinese New Year to me at LaMar in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel! What a nice surprise! The food & service are awesome, too. VERY high recommend."

*20 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35425917)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Maize affirmative action turdskin

The insistence on getting that stupid ring in every shot is pretty dumbfounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35426051)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

In fairness, it's only in about 3/4 of the photos; I just took those out.

I may be even more appalled by the photos of ultra-mundane things like the free shampoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35426074)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: Maize affirmative action turdskin

Aliens should abduct her and put her in a zoo to exhibit the logical conclusion of a consumerist society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35426406)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Just got off the phone with an i-banker who sleeps 4 hours a night & runs 10 miles daily. He may be the most alpha man I've considered dating. I'm exhausted just talking to him for half an hour! *shocked emoji*"

Comments:

Emma: "He already mocks me for being a Princess who needs 8 hours of sleep."

Overall comments are deeply hostile.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35446143)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Hostile to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35446171)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Yes.

"run....he's not for you"

"he’s a DICK... plain and simple, stay clear" *puking emoji*

"Fine for him, everyone’s physiology is different. But to mock anyone else for it... DumbAss!"

"Ditch him. He actually sounds insecure if he’s already mocking you."

"I wish you were my sister so I could forbid him to date you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35446514)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author:  clear toilet seat

this is so sad.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35547149)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"(I've been single for 8 years for free! *deep in thought emoji*)

Survey finds 32% of millennials would break up for a $37,000 raise"

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/26/survey-finds-32-percent-of-millennials-would-break-up-for-a-37000-raise.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35544526)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Dessert! #yum"

https://imgur.com/a/3Y4Bx

https://imgur.com/a/XIHHy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35547116)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

That is a Thanksgiving plate worth of dessert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35547140)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:45 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060700)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Good night, Friends. Tonight's date was... In-cred-ible. -Another- Chemistry PhD who is also well read in literature!!! What are the odds? This one studied science at Cambridge, & made a Dorian Gray reference over dinner. Suggested I read Stephen Pinker since I'm a Malcolm Gladwell fan. Offered to teach me about James Joyce's Ulysses. *nerd emoji* A great match but won't become a relationship -- He's based in England & rarely in NYC. #DatingProblems *24 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/CNdzf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35674089)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: khaki

she is aggressively unattractive. she's either using old/fake pics to get first dates or grossly misrepresents her dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35674975)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:46 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060701)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Home now after a 7.5 hour fun first Date Night with an attorney I connected with at the end of SXSW. So sweet -- He offered to take me all the way downtown to my favorite FiDi restaurant, North End Grill by Danny Meyer before it closes at the end of this month! I opted for the Nordic Aquavit instead because I've wanted to go for years... Beautiful space & lovely presentation. *21 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/C315A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35720182)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Sapphire idea he suggested

She and anyone who aides her in her ways need to get OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35720232)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Welcome to the next phase of my career. I'm heading into the blockchain, ICO & cryptocurrency space. Attending today's ICO Rating Summit at Times Center. *23 hashtags*

There's a picture of her nametag at the bottom of the post. A friend compliments her using her Twitter handle on the badge for maximum social reach.

Other comments:

"There's been a lot of movement and interest in the ICO space lately. Now is a great time to start and stay ahead of the curve!"

"Please deploy blockchain to secure voting" (two likes, including from Emma)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35720216)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She got a new job:

"Happy Friday, Friends! I am excited to share that I have started working at Lampix, where augmented reality (AR) meets blockchain.

IT'S FANTASTIC TO BE BACK IN TECH!!! <3

Emma has returned to her natural environment. :D"

158 likes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35833310)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Very...strange developments of late. Most importantly, she is riding on something called the StartupBus, during which a bunch of women will try to create and launch a blockchain-related product as they take a multi-day road trip from NYC to New Orleans.

Not flame: https://www.startupbus.com/women-in-blockchain

"Kicking off StartupBus #WomeninBlockchain! #diversity #inclusion #herstory"

Many dozens of photos of women doing stuff with computers on a bus: https://imgur.com/a/9i6IcVF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951421)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: puce public bath kitty cat

What is a “Buspreneur”?

Bus + Entrepreneur = Buspreneur!

You will ride the StartupBus to become one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951473)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

What if I don’t know about blockchain?

Knowledge about blockchain is a plus, but not required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951534)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: out-of-control station

what do you get when you throw together 30 women with no knowledge of technology in an entirely inconvenient work setting and ask them to come up with the next big blockchain innovation in five days while driving them to the booze capital of america? give us a non-refundable $400 to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951645)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951657)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author:  Fluffy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36333065)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She went to some firefighter-related speed dating event:

"No firemen for me. Arrived single, left single. My night was salvaged by my attorney friend & his friends, though. Late night drinks at Jeffreys Grocery in the West Village. (My first time.) Muuuuuuch more my style. They wanted me to go to a funk concert afterwards but I had to raincheck. My beloved Grandmother is in town for the week! *six green hearts* She now needs a cane. *crying emoji*

*21 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/8LJoJfw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951454)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"#DatingProblems update for those of you who missed this series while I took a month-long hiatus to adjust to my new job that requires way more hours & way more disparate projects done simultaneously than has ever been demanded of me previously...

Tonight's date with Oxford graduate (screenshot) was not at all what I expected. 9/10 will not date.

Monday night's date with Columbia graduate was weird. 10/10 will not date. But if you're interested in a 6'4" 43 year Caucasian programmer & yoga fanatic in Midtown Manhattan who wants to get married ASAP, have 4-7 kids & live in Philly, let me know."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36056289)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Holy shit, TONS of highlights in the comments:

-She apparently texted a friend during one of the dates to note the guy "was weird and did not have an Amex card." BTW it turned out he did have one but had left it at home.

-Somebody finally asks the obvious:

Friend1: "Just a thought. What if you stopped classifying or even choosing dates by their schools?"

Emma: " Y tho?" *posts pic of a text where a guy says 'Hello from the Yale Club!' and she replies with a bunch of hearts-in-eyes emojis*

Friend2: "because it hasnt worked so far.......?"

Friend3: "Because degrees don't automatically make a person good, kind, smart or a decent partner?"

Emma: "Y tho? I've been doing this wrong the whole time?" *gif of Jim Carey pulling his hair out in Liar Liar*

Friend4: "There's something to be said about a college education. I got mine later in life, and realized that there are some things that aren't easy to explain, and that merit a significant amount of study. These are things with which we still struggle to educate the public. Economics. Race, gender, and LGBTQIA+ issues. I can understand why it'd be difficult to be with someone without a college degree. Or worse, an engineer."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36056347)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36112052)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"[Friend] accidentally caused me to leave the apartment without earrings so he bought me these for tonight's #crypto party because they look like coins. *two smile emojis* I'm going to wear them all through Blockchain Week!"

*21 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/dVCmuqK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36056538)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: idiotic mother stag film

I continue to be mystified by how this person gets any dates at all. She seems extremely annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059477)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She is prestigious though!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059678)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: Grizzly volcanic crater stage

wtf is Blockchain Week lollllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059686)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: fuchsia hospital

Protip: this girl is your future wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36056553)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Charles really has come around on the practice of documenting your dating life to online strangers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36056554)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: glittery sound barrier

ressentiment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36509479)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: Grizzly volcanic crater stage

such a 180 classic xo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059691)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: out-of-control station

ray bradbury wants his character back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059715)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:48 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"If I marry a Crypto Bro, you're all getting gifts embossed with 'To Have and to Hodl.' *laughing gif*

#Bitcoin humor (Someone help me!)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36163212)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"TFW you have the opportunity to join the Princeton Alumni Annual Sailing Trip (your first time!) but you've already committed yourself to #DartmouthAlumni reunions the same weekend.

#IvyProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36195391)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Please go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36195443)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 5:36 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Heading home after a night in Tribeca where a friend & I met 3 age appropriate guys at the bar (1 in government, 2 in finance) & we chatted passionately about ... *drum roll* ESG investing & of course, blockchain! Am I doing it wrong?? *laughing w/ sweatdrop emoji* #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36211890)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36211893)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: unhinged stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36287820)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36287809)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:49 PM
Author:  copper dragon

GC has done a real number on this woman. many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36287851)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36333024)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She's on a visit to Romania, Brasov specifically.

https://imgur.com/a/xMHGuun

Be sure to read the Instagram "comment;" I think XO will appreciate.

Some more rather inane photos featuring The Ring:

https://imgur.com/a/wOUV7aY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36335797)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36338198)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Dartmouth isn't that great, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36338304)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:52 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060719)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Is it official now? Am I a #CatLady?? Home alone eating Ben And Jerry's ice cream from the carton & watching a Family Guy marathon with the cat. #DatingProblems #SingleProblems"

*20 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/b8pwhro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36394984)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

The cat isn't touching her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36395253)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Brindle crackhouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36461736)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Grizzly volcanic crater stage

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36462832)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I am ending a 'friendship' with someone I considered one of my closest friends for several years. Position now open. Love of philosophy is a +"

Sadly, no details on what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36509417)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Can someone STEM-my explain why the water in my double-walled, stainless steel #WaterBottle did not freeze despite sitting in the freezer overnight for at least 6 hours? *nerd emoji* I'm MELTING & need a COLD #drink!! *shiver emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36572332)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

That is not how you use a thermos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36572476)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author:  cruel-hearted psychic

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36572631)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Had the unheard of second date today at the Standard Grill in the Meatpacking District (His choice, how hip)! *smile emoji* Still need to friendzone Yale guy, though. *unhappy emoji* He's a nice guy, but I just can't. I had to return to Bliss Spa for a deep tissue massage afterwards to feel better. *nervous, relieved, playful emojis* (I'm not really as horrible as this post makes me sound! *three nervous emojis*) *26 additional emojis*"

Comment: "Nice guy, Yale grad, takes you to this great restaurant - and you need to get a deep tissue massage to recover? Oh my!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609488)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She shared this Mashable article:

https://mashable.com/article/online-dating-survey-study/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#YDUX8o4XeqqV

Highlighted this quote: "Age is also a factor. While age seems to be less important in relation to a man’s desirability, a woman is considered less desirable immediately as she ages past 18."

Her comment: "I thought it was more like 26, but it's 18?! & immediately?! #nuts #DatingProblems *eyeroll emoji*

#ForeverAlone since I'm only getting older & not only am I not giving up my Master's degree, I want a PhD. *nerd emoji*"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609533)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Friend comments: "dudes hate smart chicks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609541)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

You can give up a master's degree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609542)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author:  mustard main people

as years pass, the CXII/Azn megashrew nuptials grow more and more inevitable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609543)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609550)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:26 PM
Author:  mustard main people

hmm now that you mention it she looks like a "Prudence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790860)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

The thread that keeps on giving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609563)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

No surprise what she's reading:

https://imgur.com/a/7fRblKU

"'He's... Asian.' *three crying with laughter emojis* Yes, I've had these conversations. #CrazyRichAsians // Recently, I met a Chinese guy in the crypto world with a *superb* British accent, but he is way too young -- Under 30! *24 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36635025)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Friends since my 20s: Emma, stop dating finance guys. Date someone NICE! Stop dating men based on the schools they graduated from. Date someone NICE!

The current guy (Still needs a nickname) is nice, affectionate, very communicative, confident, playful & extremely well educated. For our second date on Thursday, he took an almost 2 hour ride on his motorcycle after work to pick up ingredients to cook me dinner on the rooftop of his building on Wall Street. Yes, not only is he a FinTech guy working for a major bank for over a decade, he LITERALLY lives on Wall Street. *three crying with laughter gifs* Half an hour to midnight, he walked me all the way home. Last night, after a play & dinner with his friends, he suggested stopping by my apartment briefly just to say good night in person. I demurred since I wasn't feeling very attractive. He retorted that it didn't matter -- He's dating a human being.

For our first date on Monday, though he showed up with Thomas Pink cufflinks and in proper lace up shoes, he insisted that I wear whatever I felt comfortable in. I showed up in an unflattering dress & Guerlain KissKissKiss lipstick in Daring Pink that looked like they matched under indoor lighting. They did not match, and the lipstick is crazy bright in sunlight -- See photo on the right. Additionally, in a random fit of silliness (What were the chances I would see this guy again? I decided to at least amuse to myself even if he thought I was an idiot.), I put #IGK glitter spray in my hair. #ridiculous LOL. I decided to actually try looking pretty for our second date in a form flattering outfit & natural palette with Smashbox's Be Legendary lipstick in Primrose -- See photo on the left. #feminine

Oh dating!! *eyeroll gif*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36788191)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental area

Pics of her lips, preferably the Daring Pink? If you're feeling up to it pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36788308)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded address preventive strike

Workin' on the night moves

Poastin' bout that Azn megashrew...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36788198)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36865811)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36921319)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36981505)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author:  hot

I knew after the first post that if this was real, somebody this fucking self absorbed had to have a public facebook. The only reason I can believe this vapid lardass exists is because I found the profile. Unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36982404)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36982779)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:37 PM
Author: khaki

*THUMB*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38031189)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791957)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author:  wild karate

Just got sucked into a horrid timeless vortex where i read this entire thread for the first time

Civilization is fucking done here

Christ i need a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36982761)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author:  wild karate

just looked at her youtube page

jesus fuck she sounds just as soulless as she comes across ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36982772)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author:  hot

holy fuck, I couldn't make it 30 seconds into that godawful video before turning it off. Cannot believe these people are real. This is the definition of an NPC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36982917)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060727)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37011160)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37013944)



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Date: October 14th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

The addition of emojis will revolutionize megashrew posting.

#AlphaShark & I went to visit my favorite couple, [people] in Brewster. AS picked me up at the train station (with a surprise little treat!) & I rode on his superbike to a day of activity including a delicious lunch at the The Brady's favorite restaurant, a few laps in the Lake in a fast motorboat, pool, horses & cats, oh my! 😊 Next time, we take out the Corvette, & the Alpha Men insist I drive the tractor! 😂😂

#DartmouthAlumni 💚💚🌲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37020574)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37253940)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Good night, Friends. My favorite photo from today's #PassionNation show. Here with Lee England Jr., who 'gained recognition in 2009 after his audition for MTV's Making His Band impressed executive producer Sean Combs and landed him a spot on the show as the only "non-traditional" instrumentalist. Since then, he has been featured on shows like Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Mo'Nique Show, and has shared the stage with musicians like Stevie Wonder, Beyoncé and Jay-Z. In 2010, England performed at a private party for Michael Jordan. Jordan was so impressed with England's abilities that he offered him an endorsement deal with his shoe brand. In 2016, England performed at the Geffen Playhouse and attracted the attention of legendary music producer, Quincy Jones; he was subsequently signed to Jones's management company: Quincy Jones Productions.' -- Wikipedia

*29 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/NE2Qx6H

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37277544)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She shared this article:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/13/budget-breakdown-of-a-34-year-old-who-makes-150000-a-year.html?__source=facebook%7Cmain

"I refuse to spend more than half my salary on rent, which is why I'm moving off Manhattan next month. The great purge is in progress... At least a dozen jam-packed bags have been given to friends & donation centers. #Adulting is painful but necessary."

In the comments, an argument ensues over the virtues of leaving NY:

Guy 1: Move to Wisconsin. House 20,000 to 40,000$. Your mortgage payment will be less the 60$ a month.

Guy 2: and few jobs and much, much lower pay.

Guy 1: actually Wisconsin has one of the fastest growing economies. It’s also on the high end of the pay scale. Your less then an hour from Chicago.

Guy 2: Ew. Do you know what they call 'pizza' in Chicago? So Gross ;)... you also can't compare living in, say, the west village, with living in Kenosha in a condo or apartment or a house. Propinquity is the virtue of the city.

Guy 1: I am talking downtown Milwaukee!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37277558)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Arousing tantric quadroon factory reset button

Guy 1 has a little bit of Johnsmeyer in him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37277589)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: frozen emerald dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182152)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"My life is falling apart in 77 different ways, but I feel a little better today after a deep tissue massage, a sushi Friendsgiving #brunch & retail therapy (found a bracelet to match my rose gold ring!). 😄😄😄 "

*24 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37350794)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"SERIOUSLY??? It took SIX MONTHS for this Jaeger LeCoultre-wearing & fountain pen-collecting banker with my fantasy passport (regular trips to Zurich, Monaco, Vienna... Dubai, Hong Kong...) to find time to have our first meal together & I get HORRIBLE food poisoning!!! 😰😱🤢😞😳😫😠

#DatingProblems

He later invited me to call him to make sure I recovered OK."

Several photos go with this post, but I suspect this one will resonate most:

https://imgur.com/a/LjsZVAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37350804)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37350823)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Grizzly volcanic crater stage

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37353920)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She shared this image:

https://www.facebook.com/ThePsychologyBabes/photos/a.889956037766470/1909752212453509/?type=3&theater

"Srsly. As I type, I'm headed home after skipping an event tonight so I could go home for another nap that will ruin my sleep schedule for the week. Joy. #adulting"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37350812)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Cracking offensive cuck whorehouse

I hate her stupid fucking ring and Dartmouth is a terrible university for grad school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37350875)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

“People, I’m just ‘normal’ sick, NOT PREGNANT! 🤦‍♀︓

In comments she mentions it “would be a miracle” if she was. This all started because she posted a pic of her fever reading on a thermometer and some ppl thought it was a pregnancy test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37353734)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I guess Alpha Shark is dunhere.

"Successful CEO & MIT alumnus took me to the very cool Izakaya MEW for a 3.5 hour first date dinner tonight. 2 hours in, I had already decided I wasn't interested in anything romantic, so I became very candid...

Me: My friend thinks that men can tell when I feel like I'm settling.

He: That's for sure.

Me: You can tell already?

He: I could tell the moment you started talking.

Me: 😅

He: Also, you are definitely not submissive.

Me: 😂😂😂

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37425684)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Shared this article:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/14/psychologists-say-that-the-secret-to-your-success-is-who-you-marry.html?fbclid=IwAR28LlGIk6bfe2Ytz2QrB_b0rL9KAtR7uAOXpf0Vz6Vk81dpj9NOSHSv6uU

"Another reason you ought not dissuade me from seeking a quality partner. Fiance 1 initiated my global travels, including an almost yearlong residency in Hong Kong. Fiance 2 continued my international travels, and was my biggest cheerleader during my student years at Dartmouth. What milestones will I share with Fiance 3 (if I ever find him!) ? *quizzical emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37541048)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Racy center

wait she's been engaged twice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37541085)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171562&mc=58&forum_id=2#37541053

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37541057)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

And lastly, she is applying for business school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37541086)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:26 PM
Author: shimmering startled love of her life headpube

I bet she is going to hone in on Yale:

1) High prestige

2) Low b-school ranking, making it possible to get in

3) They love bleeding hearts who've done nothing with their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37560952)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:18 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Visited Neue House for the first time, & enjoyed 2 glasses of bubbly. How am I going to live without everything #Manhattan has to offer??? 😢😨😭 I am such a #NewYork girl!!

*22 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/gLZvTN9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37560910)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: Maize affirmative action turdskin

that thumb ring still going strong. I'm impressed by her level of commitment to such a strange and transparently braggadocios decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37560935)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"LOVE LOVE LOVE The Yale Club. #FAVORITE

When I checked my coat tonight, my chip was #718 --> The area code for Brooklyn. When I asked the bartender to suggest a cocktail for me, he immediately responded: Manhattan. I hope these were both signs I will be able to stay in New York City, rather than more instances of the Universe mocking me. 🌠

Send good vibes, please. Cheers!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37560949)



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Date: January 21st, 2019 1:44 AM
Author: Topaz trump supporter

incredible (your dedication to this thread and also the striverism on display)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37631622)



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Date: January 21st, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37631211)



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Date: February 25th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Home from work early. Do I:

-Marie Kondo the apartment

-Rest because I'm SICK

(Marie Kondo is winning)

Comment:

"Why can't I add more options??? Like: Write about loneliness & how wanting a partner doesn't necessarily mean one is desperate."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37843277)



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Date: February 25th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: excitant filthy rehab internal respiration

early on I enjoyed loathing her but now I just pity her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37843284)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 1:58 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Vanderbilt + Fordham Law = Another one & done

PS Duke is the Harvard of the South!

If there is such a thing.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999636)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: Cracking offensive cuck whorehouse

she's nutella if she never maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999643)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Aren't those objectively better academic credentials than hers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999676)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Attended another Ivy event yesterday.

I needed an excuse to leave the apartment for some sun. I still manged to sleep for 21 hours over the course of 2 days??? & wake up today with a sharp shooting pain at the base of my skull, right side.

SO.MUCH.STRESS

#MovingProblems #PackingProblems

https://i.imgur.com/2vgZwif.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6TcUWAi.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/33hk0pl.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/h5U62W9.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qj9kasQ.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999715)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental area

Lol at three photos of the cold cut party tray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999726)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999743)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: indecent cuckold coffee pot

IRL lol'ing at the cold cuts shots. Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38031088)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Maize affirmative action turdskin

just wish she had a couple more angles of the cold cuts to set the scene.

looks like a great crowd though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030019)



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Date: April 3rd, 2019 5:38 AM
Author: marvelous den selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38033717)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Started my Saturday at a gallery in Chelsea. Private viewing of an art collection before it's open to the public. // Went home to be a responsible adult & pack. Ended up taking an indulgent nap during the remaining daylight hours. Meaning I'll be packing until 2am. // Once it's warm enough to wear my new moccasins sockless, the sneakers will go to donation. Along with the pink ballerina flats. The Tod's booties stay." // *27 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999778)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

1. I insist that I will use Thing X after I move apartments, even though I haven't used Thing X for 5 years or even thought about Thing X for 5 years... Or more. 🙄

2. Every box thus far has been packed with multiple Thing X type items. Thus, I mentally tell myself that I must open these boxes immediately when I unpack. This urgency has been applicable to 90% of the boxes packed so far. 😑

3. I have waaaaaay more Dartmouth stuff than I thought. Like, 3+ items have been packed in 90% of the boxes packed so far. Definitely cannot Marie Kondo. People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌

Heeeeeeelp. (But not with #3)

https://i.imgur.com/3xPP9jo.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999813)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:29 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

"People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌"

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999859)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Maize affirmative action turdskin

how long has the thumb ring thing been going on? very surprised she has stuck with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030023)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Documentary evidence ITT dating to at least March 2017: https://imgur.com/AD9Gz8D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030031)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Maize affirmative action turdskin

truly insane - has no one in her life mentioned how bizarre it is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030256)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I think she must regard it as a cute trademark or somesuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030812)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

maybe her thumb got cut off in an industrial accident and she wears it to hide the ugly scar where the docs reattached it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38031201)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38029849)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood

why is she moving? awy from nyc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38029851)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Looks like she lost her job, and despite riding the StartupBus she has not yet become a buspreneuer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030258)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:59 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

Not flame I saw her post in a Facebook group I'm in and did a double take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030092)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Small world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38032898)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

#WeightLoss // But first: I love Smithsonian museums. This weekend the Native Cinema Showcase took place at the National Museum of the American Indian, George Gustav Heye Center. // Second: I finally got on a scale (Equinox gym, not at the museum). Looks like I've lost over 5 pounds since Thanksgiving, even wearing the outfit pictured. Less than I had hoped, but progress nonetheless. My face is starting to look weird to me, not in a good way, but more on that later. // *26 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38031029)



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Date: April 3rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: khaki

Oh the mystery of the weird-looking face!

Btw you should copy the hashtags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38034983)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 11:47 PM
Author: rusted dopamine

The azn megashrew is hideous. Likes others here, Im very generous grading women.

She looks 40s-50. No way shes 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38033082)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: frozen emerald dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182092)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: khaki

Update pls. She’s added me on Facebook recently but I must be on limited professional friends list because I don’t see her dating updates. She does seem to have been packing uo her apartment for at least two months now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094770)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

How did this happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094846)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094861)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: khaki

We're both in NYC in adjacent industries, and she is one of those people who will randomly add strangers whose names they've come across in any context. I've avoided meeting her in person like the plague because I don't think I can keep a straight face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38096096)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:12 AM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

Please do it for xo content creation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38096119)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: khaki

I have some r-threading I need to get out of the way first, after the LH drama subsides - do not want to compete with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38096783)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: khaki

I *might* meet her tomorrow, or at some point next week. Should I ask her about the unused $5k wedding gown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38206772)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: Cracking offensive cuck whorehouse

meanie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38206779)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Exercise your best judgment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38206811)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She just linked a photo of her June 2010 visit to Notre Dame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094876)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094887)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

No ring; standard photo standing in front of church.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094901)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38096109)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38096812)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

April 2019 = Biggest Sushi Soiree to Date!!!

2 Dartmouth alumnae

2 Current Columbia graduate students

2 Friends of friends I met for the first time

4 Ivy.com girls that I did not meet at an Ivy event, 2 I met for the first time

Lots & lots & lots of fish!!!

More sashimi hit the table than any previous brunch, for certain.

Hope you can join next month, [tons of names]

[Frined] I hope you liked the twin plants I sent home with [Friend's sister]. 💚💚💚 Might be thyme??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38109790)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:50 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

This is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38109853)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She’s ~40 and still obsessed with the colleges people attended. I struggle to believe she’s real, yet I met her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38109966)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 8:18 AM
Author: khaki

It’s her peak achievement in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110507)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: Cracking offensive cuck whorehouse

those 8 Ivy rejections at 17 broke her brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182061)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060748)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38112027)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"This week, I was invited by [person] to speak at the [Conference/Symposium thing] with [three more people]. 😃

My lesson to an audience of 200: Using social media to strengthen your *professional* brand. Yes, it can be done!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38112012)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Other people want to live on Mars, I want tenure at Yale.

:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38173629)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She shared an image with this quote: "The "It's only $5, why not buy it?" mentality has probably cost me like $15000 at this point in my life."

Then: "It's scary how true this is.

I also have 2 pairs of NEW $200+ men's Cole Haan size 7 shoes made in Italy with leather soles that are now too small for my HUGE feet. & a NEW pair of $100+ Brooks Brothers flats in size 9.

& an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

I spent the last 3 hours packing & purging AGAIN. This is *mentally* draining."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182035)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:40 PM
Author: frozen emerald dog poop

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182126)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:33 PM
Author: khaki

Charles, did anyone comment on this at all?!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38206775)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Not a single person. Three likes/hearts, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38206814)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:28 PM
Author: khaki

I saw her at an event earlier this week. It was pretty sad.

It was a small party at one of the model apartments at NYC's Mercedes House (no furniture, but they set up a bar and music etc.), maybe 30-40 people. Most people looked like your average fintech crowd (mostly men in suits or button-downs with vests), everyone was talking to each other, and she was the only one wandering around alone taking pictures of the drink in her hand, with the ring, of course. Literally doing this for at least 20 min. She is shorter IRL than I expected -- maybe 5'2" -- and looks very much like her pictures. If she were in a group of people talking, I would have come over to chat, but I didn't want to get stuck talking to her one-on-one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249307)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Charles, can we confirm with FB post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249342)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Hey, she made a post on it last night:

"From the 21st Floor of Mercedes House:

https://i.imgur.com/gt8peRr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2RmNECV.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/jjwdeOr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/kG7lhMu.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249380)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: khaki

The event was on Wed, but yeah, that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249421)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

The first and the fourth are the same shot with a different drink.

So either:

(1) She took the shot, finished the drink and got another one, and then took the same shot, presumably 20-30 minutes later.

(2) She got multiple drinks because she didn't know which would look better in the picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249430)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:43 PM
Author: fuchsia hospital

lol you should have talked to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249390)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: khaki

I did not want to interrupt her photoshoot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249425)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Brother, with a little more enterprise, you could have been IN the photoshoot!

"Just met with drunken donuts at #consensus2019! He's exploring the intersections between blockchain technology and racist Internet forums! He also went to #yale!" *3 emojis and 27 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249757)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: orchid windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249776)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060759)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: red immigrant forum

can you remember whether you witnessed her speak to anybody? or did she just wander around like a crazy asian-tourist interloper? was anybody perceptibly weirded out by her? on a scale of 1-10, how much of a mental illness vibe (if any) did she emit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249537)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: khaki

I did not see her speak to anybody, but presumably she would have said hi to the hosts on her way in? Every time I noticed her, which was maybe 5 times over the course of 20 min, she was either taking pics of her drinks or looking at her phone, alone. I don't think anyone was really paying attention - people were talking among themselves - and I certainly wouldn't have noticed her if I weren't aware of this thread. She was not obnoxious or anything, just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249711)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood

were there other Asian women at the party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249836)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060755)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 11:27 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Today was a DISASTER.

After finally catching up on sleep after Blockchain Week, I decided I'd use my beautiful Saturday to work instead of play. After searching for my laptop charger where I was certain I had left it, I rifled through the obstacle course of my apartment in its move-out-in-progress condition to discover that it had been STOLEN by someone I know, along with my bluetooth keyboard & mouse --> An ongoing problem with this person who NEVER EVER apologies & repeatedly tries to gaslight me as the worst person on Earth.

I decide to take a walk to calm down. A bird decides to use me as target practice. I get hit in no fewer than 3 locations on my person.

My evening plans fall through.

I spend 4 hours writing my blockchain article & it accidentally publishes before I'm ready. I planned on collecting more quotes tomorrow & Monday before going live on Tuesday. UGHHHHHH.

Time to go home & eat chocolate. GRRRRRRR..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38256269)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Well, this is quite the wrinkle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38257775)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Oh GOD how did I miss this one from 2017:

"My date tonight thought I was 24!!! As in half his age. PLUS, he tells me towards the end of the date that he's MARRIED. (FYI, if you want to go to the #SalvationTaco rooftop, tell the hostess BEFORE your dinner.) #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone *22 additional hashtags*

She just added a new comment to it today: "These days, I'm chatting with a 24 year old. (Not that I'm 50 nor married.) ???"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38284027)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38298002)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Tonight's date told me how he can't keep track & juggle all the women he meets online & off. I think he meant to meet someone else (See screenshot)... Lol...

* 2.5 hours after we started the date *

Armed with a LIST of reasons & at least one MAJOR dealbreaker, I chose what I thought is the least offensive. (It's not you, it's me.)

Emma: You can't date me. I don't always put everything back in its "proper" place.

He: Yeah, that's totally not going to work. On OK Cupid, I said it is "VERY" important that the person I date be neat. ...Also, you're not my type.

Emma: What's your type?

He: Leggy blondes. (& from earlier in the conversation, less than half his age!)

Emma: Dude, you knew I am Asian!!

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38407798)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 9:29 AM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38419875)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38421074)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Catfished! 😠😠😠😠

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

So I took myself on a Friday night date, starting with a watermelon mint popsicle dipped in a white wine spritzer. ☺ #summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38438608)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Shared this article:

https://www.fastcompany.com/90366162/hustle-porn-and-the-american-dream?partner=rss&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rss+fastcompany&utm_content=rss&fbclid=IwAR0PzOc9ZwFfFJri7cmDcL3STx0JIH5wIH0G3rekpbD3JKxtW7PY28LgufE

"This. This is why I needed to take 2 months off to attend to my health -- To get my annual exams, lower my blood pressure & lose the weight. #SelfCare #health

Next month, I start physical therapy again for my shoulders. I couldn't do these things when I was working 16 hour days at a job that caused these problems in the first place."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38438629)



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Date: July 12th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

As some of you know, I've struggled with more than a decade of difficulties, as discussed with [person] on his podcast, [link to two-year-old podcast episode].

Some people think I don't want to be happy. I don't understand why -- I DEFINITELY want to be happy & work actively towards that goal. & I'm ecstatic when it's a pleasant surprise that happens organically, like today --

[Guy 1] & I met on ASMALLWORLD when we both joined the network in 2008. Before this month, we met in person three or four times, nice enough.

This afternoon, I agreed to meet him for iced Grounded coffee before going to an aSW event at Bagatelle NYC, expecting to talk about professional development. While we did start our discussion with LinkedIn strategies & thought leadership, the conversation naturally veered into human psychology & behavior. We had an extremely open & honest talk, where I discovered [Guy 1] to be contemplative, analytical, and intelligent.

It was FANTASTIC.

One of the best conversations I've had this year. It reminded me of the watershed moment I had with [Guy 2 after 10 years of friendship (if you include the three or four years I refused to speak to him. 😂). That conversation was centered on politics & government.

Yes, I like nice things & experiences (& I no longer apologize for it, particularly since they're much less frequent & extravagant these days) but people don't realize how much more I appreciate people with integrity & meaningful conversations, especially with such people. Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest, where we can frankly share our opinions without walking on eggshells. Talks about THEORY & IDEAS. Talks about things that MATTER.

[Guy 1] & I then attended the art show at Bagatelle, where I introduced him to [Girl 1]. Sorry you could not join us, [3 other people].

(more blather about meeting people)

I ended my night with a spontaneous dinner with a fellow Dartmouth alumna who went to a rival high school. We didn't meet until I moved back to Manhattan in 2013, & it's a friendship that I didn't expect. It was nice to strengthen our bond in Waverly Restaurant, a diner from our teenage years while everything else from that period of our lives disappear.

This is all to say, sometimes friendships take a LOOOOONG time to solidify, & it may take you by surprise when you least expect it. This is a reminder to myself (& you dear readers) not to shut down in isolation & to be patient. Extremely, painstakingly patient. 💚

Looking forward to visiting [Girl 2] soon in Maine. FINALLY!! 💚💚

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38521834)



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Date: July 12th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author:  mustard main people

Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest, where we can frankly share our opinions without walking on eggshells. Talks about THEORY & IDEAS. Talks about things that MATTER.

I know a great website for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38521903)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38540259)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  mustard main people

over the years this thread has passed from comedy, to horror, to tragedy. Shakesperian in its scope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38540384)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38540758)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Sometimes I wonder how vastly different my life would turned out had I been raised anywhere other than Manhattan. 🤔

Imagine the LA version of me???

Imagine the Swiss version of me...

#5amThoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38540768)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She shared this article:

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/04/economic-inequality/524610/?fbclid=IwAR0LRNqE3tvBPOnu51QF5AEilurYBLbHdIByBP7WGH1LQBnAeNs2U_O2KGE&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_content=5d2c24b30ca7240001cb64e0_ta&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

"This article reminds me of the restaurant investor & landlord who insisted he wanted a date who could hold a CONVERSATION. As we finished our 2 hour dinner at Porsena, I started to discuss wealth inequality in Hong Kong & Manhattan, with a segue into the poverty trap. Suddenly, it was time to leave... He explained he couldn't drive (me home) because he had two glasses of wine & (randomly) wanted to visit his son who lives in the neighborhood.

😂😂😂 I think he was desperate to escape my company! Obviously, I never heard from him again.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38540775)



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Date: July 19th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38558784)



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Date: July 26th, 2019 5:31 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

In the past two weeks prior to the current, I went out with two STEM PhDs & 1 Harvard Business School graduate. Two are actively messaging me, but none have suggested meeting this week, though one is hinting at it. 🙄🤔😒

"Is this the beginning

Or is this the end?!

When will I see you again?"

-- The Three Degrees

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

-- Guns N Roses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38593613)



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Date: July 26th, 2019 5:39 PM
Author: Sepia Halford Mad-dog Skullcap

please dont ever stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38593650)



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Date: August 5th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Linked this: https://www.businessinsider.com/why-intelligent-and-high-performing-women-fall-for-toxic-partners-2019-7?utm_content=bufferb4d6a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-bi&fbclid=IwAR0bAqZlH46mJfS7erPn3xLzrs9WBfEUCcnPGJBdW1EteSJLEN0XOhg5Ie0

"Ha. Just as I was prepping to post this, dude across the aisle started playing the Lion King theme on his phone. Coincidence?? #DrDisney

"It may seem like every high-powered woman you know is dating someone toxic, but successful women don't actually have lower standards when it comes to relationships.

Instead, research shows that their driven nature attracts toxic partners, and means that they're used to working hard."

#DatingProblems"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38643086)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 7:42 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"SO weird. (In a good way!)

Last night, I fell asleep relatively easily. Woke up a little sleep deprived at 7am. Got hit on by a stranger at 8:30am, "Nice Polo shirt. I don't have no kids. I got a good job!"

Did about 3x as much as I usually do but it wasn't 3x as stressful? It was actually a mostly fun day highlighted by lunch with Sunny Cervantes & Rich Previte. 😊😊😊

Ended my evening with prosecco & the most AMAZING brownies from Salted Baked Goods."

https://i.imgur.com/qbCSXW5.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38663509)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I think she got hit by a car. I won't post her update to avoid being too intrusive, but you know exactly what her hospital photo is gonna be:

https://i.imgur.com/8oETZ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38675630)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Ok, that's it. Peak thread right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38675657)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060777)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author:  mustard main people

holy shit

just when you thought this thread was played out she takes it to a whole nother level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38675664)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38675751)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: out-of-control station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38710409)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791953)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:00 PM
Author: unholy elastic band

So glad I read up to this part of the thread. Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39855268)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"After being a sleeping recluse in recovery for a week, I needed to leave the confines of my apartment for fresh air.

My local friends couldn't join me today, but I brought the Harvard water bottle that [name] gifted me when she was living in Deluxebury. & I had a SweetCatch Hawaiian poke bowl as a nod to [name 2], who is trying to convince me to move to Oahu Island.

Raincheck [two more names]. I just couldn't muster energy to leave my neighborhood -- Sorry. Even the short shuttle ride I took made me intensely uncomfortable."

https://i.imgur.com/qoXcqAY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709899)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: Turquoise Travel Guidebook

she sounds depressed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709941)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I don't know if it's clinical depression but her life certainly seems like a miserable charade at a distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709966)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: fuchsia hospital

there were times in my life where i had little self awareness. i just couldn't imagine having that little for that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709955)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:12 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060783)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"At least 4 people have received fake messages from a spoof account pretending to be me, using my name & current profile photo, logging in from a phone number instead of a Facebook profile.

PLEASE REPORT THE FAKE PROFILE!! 😡😡😡😡

This weekend, I plan to cut down my friend's list. DM me if you don't want to be removed. I'll also be moving more things to friends only status."

Could this be the end of the thread? Time will tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709908)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709956)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38710022)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Hateful ape

plz no ive been following this for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709961)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: Maize affirmative action turdskin

this would be truly disastrous. can you send her a DM that while you only know each other through friends of friends you enjoy her thought leadership and would like to remain FB friends? don't you have some educational credentials you can flaunt for her?

that being said, given how much this woman craves attention it is difficult to imagine her making good on this threat.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38710266)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:57 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790991)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:39 PM
Author: khaki

Hasn’t she been moving since April? 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38710203)



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Date: August 27th, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"EXCELLENT start to my week. Coffee with movie producer & actor [guy I've never heard of] turned into a 3 hour business meeting. Though he's in the film industry, he provided constructive insight for the venture I'm currently working on. He's got great energy & FOLLOWS THROUGH on getting to his goals. Obviously super engaging. We only met once prior, a few weeks ago at Bonnie Halper's Networking Breakfast, but it almost immediately felt like we were old friends. 😀"

Below, in the comments, she adds this follow-up:

"Photo from our first meeting. Notice how super serious & prepared [guy] is with his notebook whereas I'm super serious... about my breakfast. 😬🙃😂

Looking forward to collaborating. We already discussed a few ideas... Stay tuned!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38750427)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

* After video chatting with guy *

Emma: Was that a wedding band I saw on your left ring finger?

Guy: No, it's a signet ring.

Emma: (Wow, he came up with that retort REALLY fast!!) 😒 I've never seen a signet ring in a wedding band style -- They've always had a flat surface with an engraved monogram or crest.

* Later *

[Friend 1]: If anyone knows what a signet ring looks like, it's Emma!

[Friend 2]: She knows pretentious.

[Friend 1]: It's true! That's her all the way!

😂

"Typically it bore a family crest or another symbol representing an individual on its distinguishable flat bezel. A design was usually engraved (often in reverse) either directly into the metal of the ring or an inset gem, and then pressed into wax or clay to create the personal seal, or signature."

-- Bloomberg Online

#DatingProblems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790762)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: Laughsome faggotry

Is there a reason why you're still referring to her by a pseudonym? I've had a link to her facebook ITT for four fucking years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791992)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Mostly just thread consistency, but I’d also prefer if her real identity were kept off the page, so I maintain the shtick of biding her identity so people will either have to find it themselves or at least notice one post among almost800.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38793411)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I spent over an hour in brick & mortar bookstores yesterday. It was GLORIOUS. 🤓

Right before I headed home, I literally thought to myself that I should read more Russian literature!!! (Reference to previous post.)

Also, I need a British husband. ðŸ˜ðŸ’š

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone #Wellington

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790764)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Oh jeez the pics:

https://imgur.com/a/AUQF56S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790785)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental area

why photo-worthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790815)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bistre stead people who are hurt

be she is insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790824)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:21 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

She is applying the framing techniques she learned from the photography book. Compare her hand in the Crime and Punishment pic vs. Four Friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790831)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant

Again, she's showcasing her stupid thumb ring from Dartmouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791973)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: Maize affirmative action turdskin

completely mindblowing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791820)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: wine crawly stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791834)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Beta

okay seriously how old is she at this point?

this thread is incredible

i can't believe i read from top to bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791686)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She's about 44 now I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791779)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: khaki

I thought she was like 38 or something, even though she looks 48

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38792025)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 8:49 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Well she was around that age when I started this thread nearly 4.5 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38792340)



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Date: September 6th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author: metal

this thread went from funny to sad when i found her profile and saw what she looked like. i dunno why but it'd be less sad and more infuriating if she were attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38793424)



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Date: September 6th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: Beta

so no baby pwned? sadly that's the right darwinian move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38794148)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: orchid windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791146)



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Date: September 8th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"#DoubleDown & I hadn't spoken in over a decade (Just because life/adulting after graduation, not because of anything bad). We reconnected this year in July, thanks to his PERSISTENCE -- Hence his nickname. In the meantime, he kept up with my life via Facebook...

Emma: Ah, so you're familiar with my #DatingProblems. 😬

DD: You definitely have a very specific type -- The very educated, alpha finance guy.

Emma: People think that's the reason I'm single, & I should date other types.

DD: You know for certain what you like & you should stick with it. The way I see it, you're the Barry Bonds of dating. You ONLY swing at exactly what's right for you. Nevermind what other people tell you or do for themselves.

Emma: 😮😮😮 We haven't spoken for years but you GET ME!!! 💚💚💚

(Plus) * Emma, simply impressed that she knew Barry Bonds is a baseball guy... but not why he's famous * 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38803273)



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Date: September 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant

How is she so socially unaware? Any normal guy would run away as fast as he could after seeing her FB feed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38803352)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

"The Barry Bonds of dating" --> You put on an ungodly amount of weight in your 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38821262)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Back with my DCNY family tonight. Reunited & it felt SO GOOD. #DartmouthAlumni 😊 💚🌲 No one could tell anything was wrong with me (Not more than my usual baseline of wrong, that is. 🤓) other than I was wearing more Yale blue than Dartmouth green tonight. [Name] even got me to working for the Club a mere 5 minutes after I arrived. 😂

Afterwards, I even snuck in a quick date who turned out to be a Rabbi! 🤔

Photo of snacks for [friend]. I drank V8 to be healthy(er)?? Lol."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38820937)



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Date: September 13th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant

You should start taking pics copying her, while wearing your D ring on your thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38832295)



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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

https://www.princeton.edu/news/2019/09/17/princeton-eliminates-gre-test-requirement-14-graduate-programs?fbclid=IwAR0fdWP9hK9c9kMJN9aO9fRQE8Au_9gmM0GWBvAxRYfCTweBiFNBYm5G84g

"Time for me to apply? ðŸ˜ðŸ¤”🤓"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38857787)



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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:29 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Date #2 with #NWbird. I decided to meet him in Soho & chose an Italian restaurant based solely on reviews. We both LOVED it. The photos don't do any justice to the food.

Appetizer: Kale & brussel sprouts salad

Entrees: He had steak & I had duck

Dessert: Panna cotta

Discoveries tonight:

He sat next to me because it was the only empty seat left at the event where we met last month. & both of us almost didn't show up. 😂

I'm the first Asian he's dated. 😮🤔"

Posted pics of all the food, w/ ring ofc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38857796)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Lovely 3rd date with #NWbird tonight. 😊

We began with dinner at Esca, "Mario Batali and Joe Bastianich’s timeless fish and pasta spot... Year after year, Esca remains in the conversation of the NYC elite."

https://www.theinfatuation.com/new-york/reviews/esca

If you drop your dinner napkin, the staff will bring you a new one, placed on the table using two forks so their hands don't touch it.

Started with oysters. He had steak (rare) & I had swordfish. Shared a delicious chocolate dessert.

Then we went to the Broadway show about The Temptations. He bought his ticket before he met me, & offered to buy me a ticket to join him even though we couldn't get seats together. & yes, he gave me the better seat of the two. 💚 He loved the music-driven show pre-intermission & I loved the plot-driven show post-intermission.

Afterwards, he had his personal driver bring me home before heading home himself.

He already got us tickets to another show next month, & planning for a third + fourth show after that!!! 😃 You may get to meet him at the next Dartmouth Club party, or the #Dartmouth250 game against Princeton at Yankee Stadium."

https://i.imgur.com/OhG1cN0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38895568)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental area

bookmark is a nice touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39009300)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:30 PM
Author:  mustard main people

Nice attn to detail Jim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39009337)



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Date: October 4th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Skipped the second day NY Comic Con to celebrate [Friend]'s big 25th birthday with sushi & steak, as well as fancy drinks & a plethora desserts from some of my favorites including Aureole, David Burke, Hunt & Fish... No one left hungry. 😂 #FoodBuddies 🎉🎉🎉

I'm teaching her to level up her tastes... To the chagrin of her future boyfriends?? 😂 #SorryNotSorry Girl needs to live the good life sometimes. 😘

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38929674)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

What is my authentic voice?

How do I orientate myself to my audience?

Yes, it's important to initiate programs for POC literature but how do we SUSTAIN them after the grant money runs out?

#CUNY

https://i.imgur.com/7BEN6L8.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38963864)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

More grant money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39009276)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: Gaped mentally impaired newt

was positive that hashtag had a fortuitous “t”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39251806)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39009261)



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Date: November 5th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39076558)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39096990)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author:  Yapping Milk

i dont understand how this woman supports herself without a real job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39097006)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 12:39 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Are we snack buddies??

Miracle Whip - Yes

Pickles - Yes, sour & crunchy

Cilantro - PASS

Black Jelly Beans - PASS

Pineapple Pizza - Yes Yes Yes!

Sardines - Yes!

Oysters - Yes!

Sushi - Yes Yes Yes!

Candy Corn - Eh.

Vienna Sausages - Eh.

Brussels Sprouts - Yes

Circus Peanuts - Huh?

Bologna - Pass

Black Olives - FIRM

Green Olives - YES if FIRM

Blue Cheese - OK

Fruitcake - Usually nah

SPAM - Yes, lol

Cabbage - Yes

Gizzards - No?

Potato Salad - Yes, light on mayo, please

Eggnog - Eh.

Black Coffee - Heavy cream necessary

Anchovies - Yes

Grits - Yes

Sauerkraut - Yes, preferably semi-crunchy

Collard Greens - Yes

Green Peas - Yes, preferably firm

Now it's your turn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39155063)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39251249)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:11 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/17/style/tiny-modern-love-stories-the-chart-said-breakup-so-we-did.html?fbclid=IwAR3QC2SOLU8jybXqyxqBj_wpAbRjWY-c8ZDfNiU15Zie-cBgvg77LYo4sgs

"Two years ago, I was dating a STEM PhD & could not get him to understand why we were not good as a couple until I drew him a chart, too. 🤓

He was persistent (he likes to say: patient), though... I had to break up with him 3 times. Now we laugh about it as friends. 😂

#DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39279280)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: umber ceo

honestly charles, this chick is so insane and sad that you should really stop posting updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39279399)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060819)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

https://i.imgur.com/Wa4vC8S.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39351254)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: vivacious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39409019)



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Date: January 20th, 2020 8:45 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Linked this article: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/only-an-adventurous-eater-has-tried?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharefacebook&bfsource=bfocompareon&quiz_result=120306287_357050362&fbclid=IwAR2GarbLLbQA3o6gXakDVR1xabc9Om_czvmUX0f4U9fCCerZ-QFqEqxsNng#120306287

"54! Yum!

One of the reasons I loved growing up in NYC & have a diverse set of friends. & while I continue to love NYC. 😊💚

There were about 3 to 5 I will avoid eating again, though. Not a fan of frog legs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39462318)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:28 PM
Author:  violent skinny woman

37/54 for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39670100)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: Flesh boyish wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39473653)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:46 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

https://i.imgur.com/QVFqnL3.jpg

"Because I can't remember how much the pink diamond at Asprey cost, I think this is the most expensive piece of jewelry I've worn.

Guess how much! 😀

Tiffany & Co. ring with a 4.10 carat cushion cut (my favorite shape) D/IF (the salesperson told me it's "the perfect stone for the perfect person!" 😀) center.

In the store, I loved the uniqueness of the design. Looking at it again now, it reminds me of an stovetop range. 😂😂😂 Not that I don't still covet it! 😅 #luxury — at Tiffany & Co."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39547588)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author:  violent skinny woman

Lol, even her hands are disgusting to look at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39670103)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:47 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

#JeNeSuisPasUnVirus #IAmNotAVirus

#CoronaVirus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39547593)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: fuchsia hospital

you're going to marry an azn chick at some point anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39547616)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:53 PM
Author:  slippery

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39547630)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060824)



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Date: February 7th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Here's a weirder one:

https://i.imgur.com/VLxXGAW.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/neGjQGQ.jpg

An excellent morning at the Harvard Club this week.

A civilized & leisurely breakfast followed by a talk on Brexit 2020: Opportunities, Strategies, Regulations, and Timelines.

“'It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."

~ Yogi Berra

An unamed economist's forecast:

-- Riots in Northern Ireland

-- Scotland votes to leave the UK

-- Wales tags along

Other highlights:

Globalization drove the growth rate during Thatcher's reign

WIth Brexit, does the role of the UK change?

4 Pillars of Europe:

Goods + Services + Capital + People

Transition period will last until 31 December 2020.

2 parts:

--> 1. Withdrawal agreement

a. Money

b. Citizen rights

c. Dispute resolution

d. Future arrangements

e. Transition period

--> 2. Political declaration

a. Non-binding

b. Future trading

c. Vague terms

Irish Issue => Good Friday agreement

London leads in designing computer games; big in media, in general

Service industry takes off at the expense of manufacturing goods

UK issues to consider:

-- Infrastructure

-- Regulatory Issues => Banking moved to Frankfurt & Paris

-- Insurance

-- Funds

-- Certification

-- EU Institutions => 38 Agencies including medical and banking

-- Environment

UK is the 5th largest economy in the world

Investment considerations:

-- Logistic

-- HR

-- Property => Quality + Commute

-- Payroll Tax => Employees + Employers

-- Quality of Life => Cultural + Standard of Life

-- Schools

-- Taxation => Corporate + Indirect + Employment + US/UK tax treaty

-- Reverse charges

-- Capital gain on exit

-- No withholding tax on dividend

-- Transferring pricing

-- Structure investments

-- VAT (or IPT)

-- Custom duties (tariffs)

-- US/UK residency => Global mobility + Exemption

-- Relocation

-- Border restrictions

Cutting taxes would increase growth

Proven many times worldwide

Manufacturing will likely suffer most, but it's not that important in the UK

UK's future is in services

London will continue to prosper

Not so certain for the rest of the country

Banking will probably be the least impacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39559182)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental area

...she (1) took these notes and (2) typed them up for her Facebook friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39590758)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:54 PM
Author:  mustard main people

"4 Pillars of Europe:

Goods + Services + Capital + People"

this is the single most neoliberal sentence ever typed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695587)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695590)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060828)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Major hurdle mid-December & #NWbird was not the person that I needed my partner to be. I finally ended it today.

I'm single again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39590688)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:27 PM
Author:  cruel-hearted psychic

i cant believe the female jjc is single again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39590739)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39590777)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Sad one today.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/27/a-dirty-secret-you-can-only-be-a-writer-if-you-can-afford-it?CMP=share_btn_fb&fbclid=IwAR3aAIJiZhWuRDggKct98WSs2MLEEpN2BnSk6IA7uKxxWOmm_TCWwCglfd0

"This is why both of my books are LATE.

It's more urgent that I find a job to cover my dental needs ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39669917)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:30 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060838)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maggiemcgrath/2020/02/26/introducing-forbes-50-over-50-highlighting-women-shattering-age-and-gender-norms/?fbclid=IwAR1apTm8oXckYWjmTRVA3nz9Vu1eD2efPVFBFQTY2LCb09taJjEVni7UXFU#5d9d04ee1a72

"I missed 30 Under 30, so I'll aim for 50 Over 50.

Coincidentally, spent all night working on my new business cards. Stay tuned...

#goals"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39669920)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: indecent cuckold coffee pot

Never stop poasting these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39670020)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:12 PM
Author: Cerise yarmulke

this is what i thought mattered when i was 19 years old i cant imagine in my mid 40s...LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39670055)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:21 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

What's really unbelievable to me is this thread is almost five years old, and has posts that are almost 7 years old, and essentially NOTHING has changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39670082)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: khaki

What was she doing with the business cards? How do they possibly take more than 20 min of typing your name and contact, selecting font, and adding logo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695607)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Last night, 12 activists (including me) wrote 186 postcards urging registered Democrats in Wisconsin to help elect Jill Karofsky, a progressive Judge running against a Trump and Republican-backed opponent.

[Friend's] next postcard party will be on Monday, March 23rd -- Let us know if you'd like to join!

#government #politics"

Oh also she participated in this event with a Vietnamese chick literally named, not flame, Bich-Nga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39692807)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: marvelous den selfie

So she wrote like 13 postcards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39692815)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

If that!

https://i.imgur.com/IfBnkOt.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39692836)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author:  mustard main people

Hello Fellow Voter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695609)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Mint frisky plaza indirect expression

The compulsion to include her Dartmouth ring in every photo fascinates me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695714)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: Lavender geriatric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776374)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060843)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40070844)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Me: Someone lost their gold ring!

[Friend]: Was it Gollum?

😂🤓😂 Geeky friends are awesomesauce!

#MyPrecious #LordOfTheRings

If you lost this ring at South Street Seaport today, I left it with staff at McNally Jackson."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695510)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 2:17 PM
Author:  cruel-hearted psychic

jesus christ i feel bad for her :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695728)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: idiotic mother stag film

If only her ring would be lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39792203)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:04 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I'm aiming to announce my new venture on St. Patrick's Day. 💚😀

Business cards ordered last night. Stay tuned...

#CloverCanalConnect ðŸ€"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39707448)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 11:40 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Fantastic Friday! This afternoon, I met with bestselling author & international keynote speaker (He's given over 500 and works with many Fortune 500 clients) Petr Ludwig. Over two hours, we discussed critical thinking, writing, business, procrastination, purpose, entrepreneurship, mental health, money, friendship, and philanthropy. He autographed a copy of his book (in English -- His book has been translated into more than a dozen other languages (He's Czech, like my favorite novelist, Milan Kundera (The Unbearable Lightness of Being))) for me. 🤓"

[pastes his bio from his website here]

Interesting/cool note: He wears an uncommon silver ring that he made in high school that is very similar to one I bought years ago -- Maybe during high school. It's a square ring with a circular hole."

https://i.imgur.com/nrARr91.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39722366)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:37 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Naturally, she linked the JJC-bait WSJ article about dating at elite business schools. No comments, sadly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39730231)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: coral pungent abode pocket flask

jjc ... why don't you get in on this? she's (amazingly) still single!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39730245)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:41 AM
Author: coral pungent abode pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060553)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: Beta

how old is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39730254)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:55 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Not sure but I'd guess about 45.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39730312)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: idiotic mother stag film

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39780802)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Yesterday, I learned that Gotham Grill was closing, now 'The Palm Too, which had been open for nearly 47 years in Midtown East, closed just this week.'

That's where I developed my love of NY steakhouses. So many great nights there, as well as the other locations. I once had a plan to eat in every location in existence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39775671)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:25 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I'm surprised we haven't seen MANY corporate branded masks already. It would be super popular swag??"

https://i.imgur.com/hUpwoOq.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39775703)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring rebellious legal warrant

She's disgusting in every conceivable way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776372)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Emma -- feeling alone at Manhattan, New York.

March 13 at 5:29 PM · Manhattan, New York ·

"Bueller? Bueller?

#DatingProblems

#ForeverAlone (More cheese for me! 😂

Bumble guy I'm chatting with won't see me (first date) until the pandemic is over."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776349)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:00 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776378)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: seedy foreskin mood

does she get any comments on these sad posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776414)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Besides the standard smattering of likes, a person commented “Omg, my date offers have trickled to a damn stop and I’m pissssed.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776500)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author:  mustard main people

More cheese for me! 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39791045)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 4:57 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39791029)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:06 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"This week, I made great progress in figuring out how to execute my business book layout *myself* (Relying on several others was an utter disappointment)!!! Finally!!! It was a *massive* hurdle for my writing.

Stay tuned. 🤓"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39808989)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I bought a loaf of bread a few days ago & I don't think I've ever been able to finish one myself before it would mold, so I pushed myself to use it sooner rather than later. The tomatoes @ Whole Foods didn't look great, so I went without.

Toasted whole wheat bread with New York cheddar. Deli-made potato salad that I topped with cranberries (which you'll be seeing a lot of because I have 3 bags in the freezer & they add color to my dishes so easily) & sprinkled with chia seeds. Accompanied by Lovely Break by Kusmi Tea (Not pictured). My first meal of the day @ 7:30pm.

Used my sandwich tray for the first time. Not the pattern I would have chosen but it's 'the best-selling dinnerware pattern in the world, the Old Country Roses pattern is practically synonymous with the name Royal Albert and a long-standing testament to timeless style and elegant craftsmanship.'"

https://i.imgur.com/4YAN3CW.jpg

A friend comments: "You chose a pattern you didn’t like because it’s popular?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39809005)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author:  mustard main people

underrated detail here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39809357)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I do not feel safe. Especially because I have terrible allergies that make me look sick.

People are illogical & violent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39809030)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental area

*2 days later, takes 24 pics she feels are worth posting while strolling around the biggest city of the country alone*

so unsafe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39855392)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:09 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

She went exploring an empty Manhattan yesterday, then stocked up on supplies:

https://i.imgur.com/QXh64kB.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wUa6UgD.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/JE0VBT6.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/XlFyRRb.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/d6m96pZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/WOqiYVM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qgyy23K.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/DdOMfK3.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39824114)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: Mint frisky plaza indirect expression

8/8 on the Dartmouth ring being included.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39824126)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:16 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Tbf the original album was about 24 pics and only half of them had The Ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39824133)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: fuchsia hospital

She should leave the Annie’s mac for ppl with kids. What a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39824138)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:26 AM
Author:  mustard main people

a 45 yo woman whose only cooking skills are Annie Mac

and she obviously considers herself a gourmand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39824164)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39855382)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious range pistol

She appears to have the diet of a shrew crossed with a six year old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39825627)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 2:01 PM
Author: awkward lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39834033)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Anal tattoo hissy fit

Stop stalking this poor girl already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39855291)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:02 AM
Author: demanding sneaky criminal

it's like the early-mid 1990s Doom videogames but with a birdbrain shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060596)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: Very Tactful Hairy Legs Reading Party

This thread is incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39825501)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 8:08 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39828795)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:44 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39833400)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Mint frisky plaza indirect expression

By the way chuck, time for a second thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39833796)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 8:19 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I feel it’s stronger as a single compendium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39837553)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 9:09 PM
Author: Mint frisky plaza indirect expression

Very well then. My mobile browser shall just have to toil under the weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39838026)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: marvelous den selfie

Ms. AZN Megashrews Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39855442)



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Date: March 30th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39903064)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39917244)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Surprisingly little recent COVID-posting from her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39917302)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

New cover photo is exactly what you'd expect:

https://i.imgur.com/P647gmV.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39965050)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:27 PM
Author: Sexy Keepsake Machete

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071998)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 10:45 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39973133)



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Date: April 10th, 2020 6:28 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Had the most professionally productive 24 hours since mid-March.

1. Scheduled a call for tomorrow afternoon, in response to an inquiry about publishing my business book.

2. Applied to be an entrepreneurship mentor who may be flown to the MiSK Global Forum in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia the week of October 18th, 2020.

3. Spoke with a recruiter based in London about a Head of PR position for an established cryptocurrency company.

4. Interviewed by [Person + Title] at Harvard University. I spoke about dating online as a person of color, & I might be quoted in the eventual book published in conjunction with Harvard.

5. Continuing to deal with dental needs. Follow-up phone call next week.

6. Responded to a blockchain/VR contact's offer about getting client referrals through her company.

Next (concurrent) big project should be adding a page to my new website to highlight my blockchain & crypto work..."

https://i.imgur.com/NsmR9WP.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39986344)



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Date: April 10th, 2020 7:16 PM
Author: Grizzly volcanic crater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39986707)



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Date: April 17th, 2020 2:46 PM
Author: excitant filthy rehab internal respiration

dying at the idea of her mentoring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40035555)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: out-of-control station

what the fuck does this person actually do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40041763)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 5:47 PM
Author: excitant filthy rehab internal respiration

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40042342)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:04 AM
Author:  mustard main people

"I spoke about dating online as a person of color"

cr with the string of successes archived ITT, who wouldn't want her advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060604)



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Date: April 17th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40035534)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: nighttime swollen hunting ground

This is fascinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060722)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060868)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Planning on watching a movie with the boyfriend during quarantine.

Please suggest a good boyfriend. 🤡"

Fat bald dopey guy responds "I volunteer freely" and gets a Laugh rating in response.

Another friend suggests getting a puppy.

"Ideally comes with BF. I can't take care of one myself."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40070864)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:51 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood

This is actually really sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40070963)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: umber ceo

this is just mean at this point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071039)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:17 PM
Author:  cruel-hearted psychic

wow :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071142)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy apoplectic

can you post pics of this chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071234)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I'd rather not, sorry. That would be a bit too much. But let's just say her appearance clashes with what she sees fit to demand from a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071549)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:13 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood

can you share another one of her recent poasts that isn't so sad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071570)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:21 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation

There was link at some point ITT. She's an objective 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40082309)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Laughsome faggotry

https://i.imgur.com/XT1tol9.jpg

her facebook is linked earlier in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40082333)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author:  copper dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40149602)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Lake

we all know who the fat bald dopey guy is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071903)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:30 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Emma is feeling motivated.

Yesterday at 3:26 PM ·

Earlier today, [friend] asked her network about erratic productivity levels. I felt that, as someone who has long lulls of marinating her thoughts (which look to others as "doing nothing") before bursts of intense productivity. I'm currently in the execution wave...

Last night, I accepted the invitation to apply to a private Forbes Women group.

This morning, I had a good call with a PR veteran who has been in the industry for over 40 years.

Over Messenger, I caught up with [another friend] to get an update on his book. He's a MUCH faster writer than I am, having already reached 40,000 words.

On LinkedIn, a possible collaborator set-up a call for us tomorrow. Same day, I will call a former colleague from the VR/AR world to discuss her proposal we work together.

Early evening, I will see my Dartmouth Club of New York Board members, including [various people].

Afterwards, it's my first Zoom party with a 7 Sisters group.

Then possibly an online session as a beta tester for a friend of [person] -- Still waiting for email instructions.

Throughout the day, I'll be responding to messages on a handful of platforms. As I explain in my latest Thrive Global article, [title]

How are you staying connected to your professional work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071662)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:51 PM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071761)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071874)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40072090)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: excitant filthy rehab internal respiration

healthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40073042)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:23 AM
Author: awkward lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40082316)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I am done for the day! It's been such a grueling 48 hours that I am too tired to even make ramen in a bowl where you just add boiling water. The only thing I've made today (early afternoon) is a spicy coconut vanilla (yum!!) smoothie with apples & bananas before everything went bad. I've already lost several apples & a potato. Food-wise, I had three mediocre (at best) pre-made sandwiches, & an oatmeal cookie pumped full of preservatives.

Yesterday, I worked 13 hours. Three Zoom calls almost back to back, book-ended by two phone calls.

Today, I started my day with a pleasant two hour business call, followed immediately by a Zoom session with two salespeople who tricked me into a 30 minute sales call."

https://i.imgur.com/lQ7kYiM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Lyai284.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2HeiLQQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40080108)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:07 PM
Author: umber ceo

charles please stop this and block this woman on facebook. she is clearly mentally deranged and should be pitied more than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40080130)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:29 PM
Author:  vengeful athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40080276)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: Hateful ape

how will bald lawyers be able to pity her if charles doesn’t poast her statuses on xo though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40092986)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:18 AM
Author: spectacular low-t community account

couldn't finish reading this thread and i don't even have to deal with women. imagine it must have been profoundly depressing for the 3% of poasters who do lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40082304)



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Date: May 20th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author:  Fluffy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40245635)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Today was a complete FAILURE in the kitchen. I didn't make -one- thing that was acceptable. Additionally, I burnt my hand with hot oil, & almost cut my self twice with an old knife. Yikes.

Even plating was a disaster. I gave up & had cereal for dinner.

The first attempt at scallion pancake (cut into triangles) weren't thin enough because the raw vegetables kept popping out during the flattening process. The second batch (uncut) was slightly better only because I cooked the scallions to soften them before adding to the dough. Smelled great, but too burnt on the edges.

The donut plate. UGH. I can't even. I was just trying to use up ingredients before they went bad. Apple sauce was way too watery.

Maybe going back to fish tomorrow. Or a bean heavy chili.

Now, I need a snack. A really good snack. 😔"

https://i.imgur.com/KsSwu92.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/9PnHSmu.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/3fGaJ2i.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40092970)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40092988)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: seedy foreskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40149435)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:56 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I miss the club!"

https://i.imgur.com/m8uW6DB.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40209550)



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Date: May 20th, 2020 8:18 PM
Author:  Fluffy

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40245640)



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Date: June 2nd, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40333053)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:13 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

Today she shared these "anti-racism resources"

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1BRlF2_zhNe86SGgHa6-VlBO-QgirITwCTugSfKie5Fs/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwAR31wPXUCYnHsuEhenF446WkRADI1XD_UOwdn6pYk74YsiweX9k90xfutE0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339177)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339184)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"I had a very optimistic post planned at 2:30pm. My morning writing session went well. My friend surprise visited me & treated me to an organic, fair trade iced coffee while I gave him a bag of apples & face masks. The weather was lovely. I picked up fresh fruits & vegetables from Whole Foods -- No line to get in. Had lunch with a lovely view. Found new material for my next presentation. Received a present in the mail. Made new international friends. Started talking to someone on Bumble. Etc. Etc.

I was home by 6pm. Curfew was announced. Then, KA-BLAMO!!! The world outside went (more) NUTS. I feel guilty going to sleep. I'm also afraid of what might happen while I'm sleeping. Someone advised me to stock up on for for NINETY days. I really want to go take photographs. I know I shouldn't."

https://i.imgur.com/HBFSrxF.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339190)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339202)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: chestnut boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339294)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339298)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

I've been running this thread for *five* years now and I don't understand it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Library Queen Of The Night

I strongly suspect it involves financial support from her parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40340081)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: red immigrant forum

we need a shot of the dartmouth ring foregrounding looted rubble, corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339401)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: salmon boltzmann

LMAO XO will love this:

"I'm usually all about being extra, but there's something soothing about this minimalist design. I like it."

And then linking this post: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNotAesthetic/photos/a.1540393015972326/3388643704480572/?type=3&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339205)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339304)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy apoplectic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339321)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:33 PM
Author: umber ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339346)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: red immigrant forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339405)



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Date: June 6th, 2020 10:52 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

LMAO some bitch trying to go after the megashrew for insufficient wokeness. She linked this video in a recent post:

https://www.facebook.com/lingting.wok/videos/10102249276319300/

Friend 1: "I refuse to be sad about a place when Black people are killed, elderly are pushed to the ground, and students are dragged from cars."

Friend 2: "agree. This is the wrong thing to be sad about in my opinion...I don’t feel sadness for boarded up stores. I feel sadness for black lives lost.

Emma: "I feel sad for both."

Friend 1: "I guess it's different for you. I barely go near most stores in Soho because I have experienced overt racism in the stores. It wears on my soul. I'll always pick humans over things."

Friend 2: "so true. Being followed around stores, believed not to be able to afford things. I don’t care one little bit about those stores.

"Also, Emma, I wanted to go a little deeper into 'feeling sad for both.' I realize I’m getting angrier and angrier after I reread your comment. To me it’s like saying you feel bad for the victim of domestic violence and also the husband for breaking a finger while he bashed her face in. When you feel sad for both, you’re putting the lives of real people on the similar level as the destruction of property. As if black people and property are synonymous. Well guess who had the same feeling? Slave owners."

Emma: "I didn't say I feel sad to the same degree/similar level for both. I am deeply upset by what is happening to people.

But I won't lie & say I'm not sad about other destruction."

Friend 2: "So Emma I want you to know as a prominent Dartmouth alum voice, people listen to you. You say you’re deeply upset by what is happening to “people” but your posts seem to indicate the opposite. Now I believe in cold hard facts (blame MIT and Dartmouth) so I took the time at near midnight this evening to go through your most recent posts (n=25). Out of those 25 posts, 12 were looting-related, 9 were “other” (e.g. future husband posts), 3 were about food, 1 was about anti-racism resources and ZERO expressed any condolences related to George Floyd or any other black persons death.

So please consider if that is the right ratio to express your sadness."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40361900)



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Date: June 6th, 2020 2:26 PM
Author: bull headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40363081)



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Date: June 20th, 2020 11:38 AM
Author: salmon boltzmann

"Confession: One of the first meals I taught myself to cook was pasta. I have never liked cleaning, so I'd make the pasta (properly al dente thanks to proper guidance from my Italian friends in high school) & then add sauce to the same pot after draining out the excess water. I liked this method because it meant one less item to wash, the sauce adhered better, AND more importantly, everything is the same temperature. I'm particular about the temperature of my food & drinks.

Then came Instagram, so I switched to the restaurant style of adding sauce after plating the pasta. I currently don't have a giant fork to make a big spiraling mound.

However, yesterday's dinner was inspired by a friend's rant: For the love of GOD!!! Please don’t serve bare pasta with sauce on top! The purpose is for the pasta to absorb all this yummy flavors and hold the sauce, not to carry it over it’s shoulders and try to look cute. Take your al dente pasta, and add to your sauce which should have been heated separately in a deep skillet, mix in a little pasta water and let the magic happen, finish with a touch of EVOO.

Would you put your clothes on top of your head and say you’re already dressed? Geeezzzz!!

😂😂😂"

https://i.imgur.com/drOA4di.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40456311)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: haunting fanboi

MODS DELETE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40583388)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse Idiot

LONG LIVE SHREW THREADING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40600557)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: maroon philosopher-king sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40615275)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 10:30 PM
Author:  partner shitlib

Still dying at the August 7th 2018 poast, several years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40615326)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:42 AM
Author: Laughsome faggotry



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