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ITT I post the FB posts of Azn megashrew I've met

Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends w...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about he...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
lol at this retard, wolfgang's steakhouse is not wolfgang pu...
Supple internal respiration
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
...
vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate
  05/13/15
true. but it is still nice when the owner comes out to talk ...
Odious rough-skinned theatre
  07/14/15
how did she fuck this one up? did she ding for having too ma...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
There's no way the OP is churning these out on his own at th...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
#1 = 180
arrogant spectacular locus wagecucks
  05/13/15
Also from 2013: Emma's Friends, Not Impressed So, I th...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estat...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
I'm fucking dying here.
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
"Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.&q...
Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/13/15
...
Salmon hairraiser tanning salon
  03/24/17
...
Beady-eyed Telephone
  11/24/17
JFC there are real people like this? This isn't just Johnsme...
cyan alpha garrison
  05/13/15
not flame.
Amethyst theater stage dopamine
  10/17/16
3 days after the idiot: Well, That's Different Almost ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
"My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go s...
thriller aggressive fat ankles stage
  05/13/15
This is fake, right? You're making this up. You have to be. ...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
Literally none of this is flame, man. I am copy-pasting and ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
...
yapping appetizing new version
  06/15/15
Another 2 weeks pass: Yay! After three days of MEH (Po...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
>Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhatta...
heady base philosopher-king
  05/29/15
EAT ALL THE THINGS
startling high-end organic girlfriend kitchen
  03/24/16
A month later: I am A Horrible, Shallow Person He: Wou...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
fatality
thriller aggressive fat ankles stage
  05/13/15
LOL i love the guys response here
blue institution
  05/13/15
...
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
...
brilliant school
  06/15/15
What an insane super shrew
provocative hunting ground
  05/13/15
Oh c'mon. What, she's just supposed to meet a complete stran...
White Costumed Stage Chad
  05/13/15
So you're saying he's a "complete stranger" becaus...
heady base philosopher-king
  05/29/15
I think it's hard to say what the situation was here without...
Transparent area
  10/14/18
You are #2 poaster after NM in my book haha
yapping appetizing new version
  06/15/15
This cannot be life.
aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  05/13/15
Yet another month passes: B is Not for Banker?? B is curr...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Please no more. I'm losing too much faith in humanity.
aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  05/13/15
I seriously loling right now. Can't believe this person exis...
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
>The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to ta...
heady base philosopher-king
  05/29/15
how has no one called her an insufferable cunt irl
vigorous potus site
  04/22/20
Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
what is this woman's job? approximate income?
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
Discussed a bit further below, but the honest answer is that...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Pretty long gap, going into 2014: TigerGirl Can't Change ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Another gap of several months: This Month on Forever Alon...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
she is the embodiment of all that i hate, non-SJW division
thriller aggressive fat ankles stage
  05/13/15
lol at non-SJW division
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
180.
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
...
vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate
  05/13/15
...
insecure razzle-dazzle station
  05/16/18
excellent
shaky candlestick maker office
  05/13/15
My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings. My...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
...
yapping appetizing new version
  06/15/15
I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this be...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Finally, a Worthy Suitor! Finally, a Worthy Suitor! Finall...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
That post was the one where I first realized that XO might e...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
...
shaky candlestick maker office
  05/13/15
Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all fr...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Pure unhinged xo poaster level fantasy
yapping appetizing new version
  06/15/15
People like this make me question the value of higher educat...
razzle sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
...
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
...
tripping personal credit line
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
Hook her up with JJC.
carnelian queen of the night
  05/13/15
...
zombie-like irradiated brunch old irish cottage
  02/03/17
sorry bro but this is boring as fuark also $10,000 says s...
Rose chapel feces
  05/13/15
3 days later: I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!! Emma: He's...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
i love that these all get like 3 likes a picture of my dog'...
Vengeful casino
  02/14/16
I read all of these and i am seriously closer to killing mys...
blue institution
  05/13/15
i'm sure she's totally worth it
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
She's fat to boot
provocative hunting ground
  05/13/15
We need to enact societal change to prevent this from happen...
razzle sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
If CharlesPHD murdered this gook in cold blood and i was on ...
blue institution
  05/13/15
Most people probably would.
razzle sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
why does this make you angry? She's going to end up alone or...
cyan alpha garrison
  05/13/15
...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
What does she bring to the table? Apparently not looks and ...
ocher center weed whacker
  05/13/15
guessing: good educational credentials, meh looks, an essen...
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
That's prob about right. I'm guessing shitty unfulfilling j...
ocher center weed whacker
  05/13/15
probs.
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
So nothing?
provocative hunting ground
  05/13/15
She has a LAC undergrad and an Ivy MA. She seems to have a v...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
sounds pretty flamey...
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
...
cyan alpha garrison
  05/13/15
Edit: Thanks, bro.
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Fine but why would you leave out that hilarious detail? It m...
cyan alpha garrison
  05/13/15
Getting a dude who's accomplished something with his life is...
ocher center weed whacker
  05/13/15
women ALWAYS want a more accomplished guy. even the ones wh...
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
She's probably *not* a 3, as rated by OP.
White Costumed Stage Chad
  05/13/15
That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
...
cyan alpha garrison
  05/13/15
i think you underestimate doobs.
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
Alas, probably.
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different st...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
How hot is she?
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
Maybe a 4 or so, depending on your rating scale. Overweight ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
HOLY FUCK. why are these guys talking to her
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
You know, let me revise it down. Probably a 3 at best, looki...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
ok so my point stands by a factor of 10? who the fuck are t...
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
How disappointing. I was assuming she was an objective 8.
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
this is hard to believe. she's got to be at least an objecti...
Mind-boggling kitty cat
  05/13/15
...
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
Hmm...how about you post a pic of what you think a 5 Asian i...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
http://i.imgur.com/LyAElgF.jpg Second from left on the ny...
Mind-boggling kitty cat
  05/13/15
ty for posting this again, this scale is so lol
Supple internal respiration
  05/13/15
It is lulzy
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
lol i know man but it's an important piece of board histo...
Mind-boggling kitty cat
  05/13/15
That scale is shit btw.
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
there is no coherence to it
Supple internal respiration
  05/13/15
...
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
CR, the "6" UCLA cheerleader WG on his scale is &g...
Razzmatazz Nowag Milk
  05/13/15
as a fellow yellow fever breh i agree i still think secon...
Mind-boggling kitty cat
  05/13/15
Yeah, I'm glad we agree.
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
LOL, if THAT'S a five she's probably closer to a 2.
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Oh c'mon.
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
She is just not hot man. She has no real attractive features...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
There is no gradient. Hysterical nonetheless
exhilarant location
  10/12/15
ALL the Asians looks the same. LOL.
Odious rough-skinned theatre
  03/10/16
Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post fr...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
man what I'd give to get her in a front of a fucking psychoa...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
"My boyfriend is like a Lamborghini. I don't have a Lam...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
"An otherwise intelligent fellow Ivy graduate INSISTS t...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
He's got her pegged.
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
"Tonight's date: What are you reading? Emma: Bloomberg ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
twist: the date regularly reads top economic journals and fi...
talented corner
  05/13/15
this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 1...
buff lascivious filthpig mood
  05/13/15
i mean your schtick is generally entire shit but there's som...
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
Yeah, last name looks Chinese.
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
well, but bpm.
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
jfc.
buff lascivious filthpig mood
  05/13/15
"Writing about the dismal job market & some people'...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
die.
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
But you have an IVY MA!?!?!?
provocative hunting ground
  05/13/15
Last year, she took the Buzzfeed Quiz "Which Ivy League...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her pro...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
nternet theorist Doc Searls
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
"Other than letters of recommendation, application for ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
people like this only exist in the world because we let them...
tripping personal credit line
  05/13/15
this is what happens when you remove subhuman chinks from th...
buff lascivious filthpig mood
  05/13/15
Nobody normal really fetishizes asians, guys will just fuck ...
tripping personal credit line
  05/13/15
mostly just chinks and the TTT christian Koreans. japanese a...
buff lascivious filthpig mood
  05/13/15
true japs are a good example why are they letting TTT crass ...
tripping personal credit line
  05/13/15
There are some in Socal
vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate
  05/13/15
um, they were assimilated bro. all succumbed to CHAD eventua...
Maize Meetinghouse Psychic
  05/29/15
...
shaky candlestick maker office
  05/13/15
"When a very successful entrepreneur takes you to lunch...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
lol. THAT
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
300 (Yes, three hundred) pounds of clothing shipped off. Two...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Wtf
dun house
  10/12/15
"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the gam...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE BITCHES TO BOULEY ON A FIRST DA...
Supple internal respiration
  05/13/15
and she's a 3.
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
glad we're on the same wavelength here. holy shit.
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
This doesn't make sense. How is this woman attracting suc...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
...
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
she never seems to mention the guys' looks. might have some...
Lake alcoholic tattoo
  05/13/15
my eyes are bulging and I'm pounding my head into my table r...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private messag...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
stop
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
why won't they kill her
shaky candlestick maker office
  05/13/15
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars: ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
why God WHY
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/14/15
YES! I knew I would see one of these!! LJL
yapping appetizing new version
  06/15/15
Religious views: good food good friends Political views: Ve...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
looks like we've got a rawlsian SCHOLAR here...
talented corner
  05/13/15
...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
Is there any way we can market this chick?
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/13/15
I thought xo was flame and that people like this dont actual...
Vibrant bawdyhouse hairy legs
  05/13/15
Good Lord.
bespoke deer antler rehab
  05/13/15
Is the watch obsession an azn thing? The only other people ...
indecent very tactful space round eye
  05/13/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  05/13/15
yes, i live in asia and people are constantly surprised i do...
Supple internal respiration
  05/13/15
i used to think this, but i'm about to cave and get a starte...
buff lascivious filthpig mood
  05/13/15
which one you looking at? i dont think i could maintain one ...
Supple internal respiration
  05/13/15
i like Omega's, but i need to do more research. might just p...
buff lascivious filthpig mood
  05/13/15
Don't sell out
provocative hunting ground
  05/13/15
and it's a meaningless status symbol in an age where we carr...
shaky candlestick maker office
  05/13/15
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
She sounds ugly and horrible. How have you not unsubscribed ...
Razzmatazz Nowag Milk
  05/13/15
I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to my feed and I enjoy see...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
I'm the same way. Have a couple like these -- not nearly as ...
shaky candlestick maker office
  05/13/15
subtle soft tooth trolling
disturbing pocket flask
  02/02/17
"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4"...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writi...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
how do you restrain yourself from commenting if you won't bl...
Razzmatazz Nowag Milk
  05/13/15
I mostly just find it funny. I don't get MAF about this sort...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
"Real question: Does anyone use email for non-work reas...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
The contemporary mid-30s urban asian shrew is the most fungi...
bespoke deer antler rehab
  05/13/15
She has pinned 4,644 things on Pinterest.
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
It's bizarre when people want qualities in others just to &q...
Cruel-hearted Ultramarine Pervert Parlour
  05/13/15
...
180 box office messiness
  05/13/15
...
sooty dragon
  05/13/15
She would fail the Voight-Kampff test.
Fluffy ebony bbw
  05/13/15
and the turing test
Cruel-hearted Ultramarine Pervert Parlour
  05/14/15
LOL'd
Stirring drab halford associate
  06/15/15
so she went to Penn, right?
Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/13/15
she seems like a columbia MA to me
Lake alcoholic tattoo
  05/13/15
Prob. journalism
Onyx dashing selfie
  05/14/15
this sounds 100% correct
electric mauve mad-dog skullcap keepsake machete
  05/14/15
I would have guessed Cornell for sure.
Crusty Dilemma Giraffe
  05/13/15
If not flame, I can only conclude the reason I'm not going o...
White Costumed Stage Chad
  05/13/15
...
poppy arousing codepig
  05/14/15
how has her head not been bashed in yet? is this really the ...
Galvanic university
  05/13/15
yes, it really is.
Fluffy ebony bbw
  05/13/15
btw you need to post a screen shot with identifying info bla...
Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/13/15
There is no way he is making this much shit up. Too much det...
Maroon theater
  05/13/15
yeah i agree, i think it's real. but seeing a screen shot wo...
Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/13/15
I'm a bit paranoid about accidentally outing myself with PC ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
don't do it - obviously you're not making this much up and y...
shaky candlestick maker office
  05/13/15
MODS! plz stop Charles XII from outing 433.
Fluffy ebony bbw
  05/13/15
no-one remembers creepy pumo flameout? this won't end well
comical property
  05/13/15
SHREWMO OUTTED!!!
provocative hunting ground
  05/13/15
...
Fluffy ebony bbw
  05/14/15
shitty flame
peach school cafeteria
  05/13/15
Bro, how the Hell could I produce a flame this massive?
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Though the moniker is fitting for such a claim.
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/15
Posted at 1 AM last night: "Men in tuxes. Yes, pleas...
swashbuckling senate
  05/14/15
Sounds like a misguided attempt at branding herself s some k...
Onyx dashing selfie
  05/14/15
wasn't RSF at a black tie party last night?
Lake alcoholic tattoo
  05/15/15
"Updating my LinkedIn profile & found out that I wa...
swashbuckling senate
  05/14/15
I glanced at said write-up and it turns out it describes som...
swashbuckling senate
  05/15/15
"The 22 most memorable quotes from the new Elon Musk bo...
swashbuckling senate
  05/15/15
You are doing God's work in this thread, bro, keep it up.
vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate
  05/15/15
"Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put - NYTimes.com...
swashbuckling senate
  05/16/15
"Actually, I am interested in the timepiece. Mmm... Tim...
swashbuckling senate
  05/16/15
"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/28/15
I don't believe anyone would write "okay future husband...
White Costumed Stage Chad
  05/28/15
No, I want to believe this isn't flame.
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/28/15
Well, if you insist: http://imgur.com/zlRzTep
swashbuckling senate
  05/28/15
...
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/28/15
Oh God.
White Costumed Stage Chad
  05/29/15
wtf is she hot
fragrant disrespectful plaza toilet seat
  05/28/15
A 4 at best.
swashbuckling senate
  05/28/15
lol, she actually pays for a subscription to aSW still?
Razzmatazz Nowag Milk
  05/28/15
wonder if its more embarrassing to have ur nude pics in publ...
Cordovan Angry Parlor Cuckoldry
  05/28/15
oh what a nested parentheses scholar!
Maize Meetinghouse Psychic
  05/29/15
someone needs to scrape all her posts and make a markov chai...
crystalline curious therapy
  05/28/15
Holy fuck. I googled around and found OP's chick (no doobs, ...
Glittery crackhouse
  05/29/15
jfc she's terrible and could be a binary 0.
honey-headed spot
  05/29/15
could be? wtf is wrong with you, IS
fragrant disrespectful plaza toilet seat
  05/29/15
Oh god, I never noticed, but her FB is 100% public, isn't it...
swashbuckling senate
  05/29/15
...
Glittery crackhouse
  05/29/15
I mean, it's a public account, so it's basically like linkin...
swashbuckling senate
  05/29/15
I don't hate her as much after seeing how ugly she is. I ju...
Concupiscible gay wizard
  05/29/15
...
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  06/12/15
FUCK we have the mutual friends. all insufferable. lol
honey-headed spot
  06/15/15
This makes me wonder how many poasters I'm one degree of sep...
swashbuckling senate
  06/15/15
i know for a fact I was friends with several poasters via pr...
honey-headed spot
  06/15/15
still hilarious that I had a handful of mutual friends with ...
Diverse opaque field reading party
  12/27/15
fuck her shit wont load
yapping appetizing new version
  06/15/15
do it. XO could use a new mascot
Lake alcoholic tattoo
  05/29/15
That is one of the more hideous women I've ever seen.
Adventurous Crimson Resort Ladyboy
  05/29/15
lol i threw up a little
fragrant disrespectful plaza toilet seat
  05/29/15
Please be flame. *torches this entire thread*
White Costumed Stage Chad
  05/29/15
*smothers you with this thread*
Bronze Flatulent Kitty
  12/27/15
...
Glittery crackhouse
  05/29/15
WTF, I figured she'd at least be skinny
Coral regret
  05/29/15
As a yellowfever mo I'm incredibly disappointed.
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  06/12/15
...
Glittery crackhouse
  05/29/15
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
razzle sweet tailpipe
  06/15/15
LOL holy shit: I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Imposs...
swashbuckling senate
  05/30/15
...
Glittery crackhouse
  05/30/15
Your poast needs a trigger warning.
vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate
  06/12/15
*Turns to stone*
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  06/12/15
reading through this entire thread for the first time and la...
Light Famous Landscape Painting Gaming Laptop
  01/02/18
She is hideous and a liar. She should be put down immediatel...
Passionate Point
  06/12/15
Omg please be flame. How can she be getting more dates than ...
White Costumed Stage Chad
  06/12/15
...
Passionate Point
  06/12/15
she is mentally ill.
buff lascivious filthpig mood
  06/15/15
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time. Thank to O...
mewling pit
  06/12/15
...
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  08/23/17
...
brilliant school
  06/15/15
Anyone rating her as a 4 is a sick fuck.
razzle sweet tailpipe
  06/15/15
She's still dating away: Tonight's date is a super tan, f...
swashbuckling senate
  07/04/15
How the fuck does she land dudes like that? He must be hide...
provocative hunting ground
  07/04/15
she looks really familiar, I swear I've dealt with her... sh...
Onyx dashing selfie
  07/04/15
Naturally: "Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open...
swashbuckling senate
  07/14/15
Lol. I'm in disbelief. I've never met anyone like this befor...
Marvelous Mustard Lay Laser Beams
  07/14/15
That means you have NEVER lived in any major American metrop...
histrionic aquamarine gunner
  07/14/15
guys the dating stories are mostly or entirely false. stop ...
slate impertinent sneaky criminal goyim
  07/14/15
If they're flame, it's all created by her. None of this is f...
swashbuckling senate
  10/11/15
Oh boy, another dating post, from last week: "Someho...
swashbuckling senate
  10/11/15
lol at having to explain what HYP is. what unprestigious aud...
Pearly Abnormal Yarmulke
  10/11/15
Well, she did go to a mere second-tier Ivy.
swashbuckling senate
  10/11/15
LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two ...
swashbuckling senate
  10/11/15
Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what...
swashbuckling senate
  12/27/15
This bitch does not have a soul.
razzle sweet tailpipe
  12/27/15
...
sooty dragon
  12/27/15
I call flame No one can be so clueless
floppy low-t crotch business firm
  12/27/15
LOL at PACKER. lofty PACKER! 40k to go the brooklyn equi...
Diverse opaque field reading party
  12/27/15
Not being from the land of five-figure prep schools, I'm gue...
swashbuckling senate
  12/27/15
yeah. here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. ...
Diverse opaque field reading party
  12/27/15
jfc this thread is a horrible rabbit hole
Autistic Really Tough Guy
  12/27/15
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  12/27/15
this is all rather unbelievable and i'm amazed that she exis...
Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/27/15
180 thread OP set her up with jjc OFS
fuchsia state
  12/27/15
"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous &a...
swashbuckling senate
  12/29/15
Please tell me this one is fake.
Effete gas station
  12/29/15
100% real, posted about 14 hours ago.
swashbuckling senate
  12/29/15
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
"Why am I already discussing engagement rings with Thur...
swashbuckling senate
  01/04/16
...
startled jet athletic conference toaster
  01/04/16
This is one of the GOATUS threads of 2015
vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate
  01/04/16
...
Cracking hall son of senegal
  01/21/16
Is this what they mean when they say Asians have no soul? T...
Unholy metal sandwich
  01/04/16
Accused of being socialist by an attorney living in a ultra ...
swashbuckling senate
  01/17/16
...
startled jet athletic conference toaster
  01/17/16
"My friends will LOVE: UPenn guy no longer interested a...
swashbuckling senate
  01/21/16
One of the follow-ups comments are great as well: "I...
swashbuckling senate
  01/21/16
...
Cracking hall son of senegal
  01/21/16
You've met this person in the flesh? She sounds like the liv...
crystalline curious therapy
  01/21/16
Yeah, I've met her IRL, though it predated my discovery of X...
swashbuckling senate
  01/21/16
Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthda...
swashbuckling senate
  02/13/16
Her birthday wish is for "Wellington!" which I gat...
nudist double fault forum
  04/16/16
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
Have you noticed how she awkwardly jams her (manicured and b...
nudist double fault forum
  02/29/16
I hadn't but now that you've mentioned it I see it everywher...
swashbuckling senate
  02/29/16
"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatt...
swashbuckling senate
  03/10/16
jfc
Frozen sanctuary
  03/10/16
*shoots flame thrower into that comment exchange*
Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/24/16
...
pea-brained depressive
  04/06/16
"If I could afford to be in school for a lifetime...&qu...
swashbuckling senate
  03/24/16
"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy...
swashbuckling senate
  04/06/16
she's pulling like a shrew version of XO Milo and is vamping...
Diverse opaque field reading party
  04/06/16
Half Of Ivy League Students Get This WRONG, Will You? Share ...
swashbuckling senate
  04/10/16
"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't t...
swashbuckling senate
  04/10/16
"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & m...
swashbuckling senate
  04/15/16
Johnsmeyer isn't a pound over 300
vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate
  04/15/16
"the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint...
Glittery crackhouse
  04/21/17
Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting: "...
swashbuckling senate
  04/15/16
Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion wi...
nudist double fault forum
  04/16/16
The most astonishing thing to me is that she's been quasi-bl...
swashbuckling senate
  04/16/16
Honestly I'm baffled that she even gets first dates. As has ...
nudist double fault forum
  04/16/16
A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked t...
swashbuckling senate
  05/13/16
Scholarship
balding jet-lagged electric furnace boltzmann
  05/13/16
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the fo...
swashbuckling senate
  05/23/16
C'mon I thought this was a great one.
swashbuckling senate
  05/23/16
pls poast more interactions between ppl who comment on her u...
brilliant school
  05/23/16
Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good...
swashbuckling senate
  05/23/16
ugh, jfc. *cringe-jacking myself* OH GOD UHHHHHH
brilliant school
  05/23/16
HO LEE FUCK
Sapphire laughsome lodge
  05/23/16
...
brilliant school
  05/23/16
WHY??? :P LOL. // Why Hong Kong's Richest Man Wears a $500 W...
swashbuckling senate
  07/02/16
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  10/17/16
...
Clear Titillating Ape
  10/17/16
jfc
lime hell
  10/17/16
...
bateful genital piercing macaca
  02/03/17
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 sepa...
swashbuckling senate
  10/17/16
i want to fucking die after reading this
lime hell
  10/17/16
DC?
Sapphire laughsome lodge
  10/17/16
NYC apparently she sounds like a good fit for DC now that...
lime hell
  10/17/16
Totally unintentional in January: First #date of the month o...
swashbuckling senate
  02/03/17
what the fuck
Frum erotic set elastic band
  02/03/17
You're doing God's work in this thread, brother
vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate
  02/03/17
ty friend
swashbuckling senate
  02/03/17
how ugly are these dudes
Twinkling prole church
  02/03/17
"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with underco...
swashbuckling senate
  02/03/17
Won't link her photos, but she wears a Dartmouth class ring ...
swashbuckling senate
  02/03/17
Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this t...
Adventurous Crimson Resort Ladyboy
  02/03/17
Yeah I won't post pics but she looks really bad, especially ...
swashbuckling senate
  02/03/17
Right, there are tons of women posted on this site as "...
Adventurous Crimson Resort Ladyboy
  02/03/17
Sadly I can't illustrate it but I think it's worth noting th...
swashbuckling senate
  02/03/17
I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for...
Plum geriatric affirmative action public bath
  02/03/17
what the fuck man she's STILL posting actively?
lime hell
  02/03/17
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  02/03/17
Relentlessly. She has made about 260 posts in the past month...
swashbuckling senate
  02/03/17
there's gotta be a longitudinal study in here
snowy native
  02/03/17
there are still links to her pics itt she is a legitimate...
aromatic orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  02/03/17
...
mahogany stag film doctorate
  02/03/17
*kidnaps her* *waterboards her with milk*
Light Famous Landscape Painting Gaming Laptop
  02/03/17
"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Gr...
swashbuckling senate
  02/10/17
"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to b...
swashbuckling senate
  02/10/17
"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend o...
swashbuckling senate
  02/10/17
She must have friends who have called her out on this shit. ...
brilliant school
  02/10/17
I've never seen anybody call her out. Most posts get at leas...
swashbuckling senate
  02/10/17
She just shared this photo, together with "#DatingProbl...
swashbuckling senate
  02/10/17
"People, use social media to empower your network! [Var...
swashbuckling senate
  02/10/17
...
brilliant school
  02/10/17
She just visited Tel Aviv! "GREAT trip that EXCEEDED...
swashbuckling senate
  03/01/17
"Produce book of global travel" Wtf does that e...
zombie-like irradiated brunch old irish cottage
  03/01/17
The dartmouth class ring is really off the hook
claret ticket booth
  03/01/17
It's in like 70% of her photos too. I'll post a bunch of the...
swashbuckling senate
  03/01/17
jesus
Ungodly Exciting Piazza Knife
  03/19/17
Linked this article: http://www.someecards.com/love/break...
swashbuckling senate
  03/01/17
I have a friend who has a JJC complex. Indian guy. Still mig...
Twinkling prole church
  03/01/17
ty for your service
swashbuckling senate
  03/01/17
this post alone is a 180 thread.
cheese-eating wild mediation market
  03/01/17
"droning on about "banking Chads" for several...
Glittery crackhouse
  04/21/17
u saved a man
lime hell
  07/04/17
how does this shed light on banking Chads who might still ha...
naked chestnut partner church building
  05/03/19
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH https://mobile.twitter.com/williamwdepew...
zombie-like irradiated brunch old irish cottage
  03/01/17
the self loathing requisite to a good GC robot.
Cerebral insane newt windowlicker
  03/01/17
Today, a link to this image: https://www.facebook.com/Thu...
swashbuckling senate
  03/03/17
3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me a...
swashbuckling senate
  03/19/17
...
Sapphire laughsome lodge
  03/24/17
"Two more dead ends this weekend. This is insanity. #D...
swashbuckling senate
  03/23/17
how did you meet her do her friends console her in these ...
brilliant school
  03/23/17
She gets very generic support, not a lot of substantive comm...
swashbuckling senate
  03/23/17
this seems to reflect on a certain type of fatigue people ha...
racy azn
  04/10/17
Could also be that her friend group is aging and gradually f...
swashbuckling senate
  04/10/17
interesting. i can see that as well.
racy azn
  04/10/17
She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a...
domesticated menage
  03/24/17
This was also my reaction. Strong resemblance to the social...
Excitant unhinged headpube
  03/24/17
That was my conclusion as well. Something just doesn't jive...
Offensive Principal's Office Mental Disorder
  04/10/17
there is a woman i know who is an artist who for well over a...
racy azn
  04/10/17
insane. maybe the subject of OP is doing that with guys she...
Offensive Principal's Office Mental Disorder
  04/10/17
As a matter of fact, no, I can't recall a single photo of on...
swashbuckling senate
  04/10/17
True. But what if her end game is to get sympathy from other...
Offensive Principal's Office Mental Disorder
  04/10/17
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
...
Smoky trip national cuck
  03/24/17
First time seeing this. Why are people so mad over this shre...
Emerald Persian Pozpig
  03/24/17
A doozy of a thread from last night: "Tonight's date...
swashbuckling senate
  03/25/17
she didn't even go their for a professional degree or underg...
brilliant school
  03/25/17
Nope, writing MA.
swashbuckling senate
  03/25/17
so hard not to cringe at her posts makes me uncomfortabl...
brilliant school
  03/25/17
OH this makes it WAY worse. good grief.
racy azn
  04/10/17
She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200...
swashbuckling senate
  04/10/17
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
racy azn
  04/10/17
her carpal tunnel brace is GREAT. top shelf GC shit right h...
racy azn
  04/10/17
Is that the glove-type thing in the pancake photo? I've neve...
swashbuckling senate
  04/10/17
100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseba...
racy azn
  04/10/17
mental illness, very sad
Frum erotic set elastic band
  04/10/17
The ring rotation here is damning: http://i.imgur.com/uvz...
Big love of her life home
  04/10/17
LOL
brilliant school
  04/10/17
GOOD GRIEF. is it possible she's engaging in long game sc...
racy azn
  04/10/17
I don't know what the game would be, but maybe in her mind s...
swashbuckling senate
  04/10/17
Nice, was hoping XO would notice that.
swashbuckling senate
  04/10/17
lmao
Smoky trip national cuck
  04/21/17
...
bateful genital piercing macaca
  08/09/17
...
motley cruise ship community account
  11/24/17
...
brilliant school
  02/13/18
This is some Gollum level shit right here.
sinister khaki clown
  06/12/17
same thing I poasted elsewhere above: reading this thread fo...
Light Famous Landscape Painting Gaming Laptop
  01/02/18
Betting she is mentally ill and the dating "field repor...
godawful main people indirect expression
  04/10/17
...
domesticated menage
  04/10/17
Still doubt this. She'd have more success if it were fake im...
swashbuckling senate
  04/20/17
"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brillia...
swashbuckling senate
  04/20/17
...
brilliant school
  04/21/17
"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of ...
swashbuckling senate
  04/22/17
"Back to square one. Again. #DatingProblems But I can...
swashbuckling senate
  06/12/17
...
brilliant school
  07/03/17
General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDE...
swashbuckling senate
  07/04/17
Ty for your service in these updates.
sinister khaki clown
  07/04/17
...
swashbuckling senate
  08/05/17
my fucking god it gets worse and worse every time this threa...
lime hell
  07/04/17
"Today at the Patek Philippe Art of #Watches Grand Exhi...
swashbuckling senate
  07/24/17
NOWAG(irls)
snowy native
  07/24/17
Sounds like a Doctor Manhattan quote at the beginning Als...
soul-stirring chocolate police squad turdskin
  04/19/19
Emma starting to post shitty advertisements? "I #Fue...
swashbuckling senate
  07/24/17
...
mahogany stag film doctorate
  07/24/17
lol was about to post this one
swashbuckling senate
  07/24/17
Oh no.
sinister khaki clown
  07/24/17
...
copper beta heaven jewess
  07/24/17
...
brilliant school
  07/25/17
"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"...
swashbuckling senate
  08/02/17
*posts link to some nature video* "This male fish sp...
swashbuckling senate
  08/02/17
...
bateful genital piercing macaca
  08/09/17
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
"!!! READ THIS. *three shocked face emojis*" h...
swashbuckling senate
  08/02/17
She updated her cover photo: *grit teeth emoji* *camera e...
swashbuckling senate
  08/05/17
"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September ...
swashbuckling senate
  08/05/17
"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague...
swashbuckling senate
  08/05/17
I like this new touch of counting the trailing hashtags. Som...
snowy native
  08/05/17
...
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  08/23/17
That ring.
sinister khaki clown
  08/05/17
...
Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo
  09/08/17
You have no idea how many photos I could post of that bloody...
swashbuckling senate
  09/08/17
she is maximum PRESTIGE azn
black stead
  08/05/17
"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Ag...
swashbuckling senate
  08/09/17
"I passed stage 1 & I am currently on the official ...
swashbuckling senate
  08/09/17
can you poast a link so i can vote for her
boyish step-uncle's house ratface
  08/10/17
Nah
swashbuckling senate
  08/10/17
lol
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  08/23/17
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
Uh oh! "When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed ...
swashbuckling senate
  08/10/17
Linked to this article: https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-...
swashbuckling senate
  08/20/17
"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I reali...
swashbuckling senate
  08/20/17
holy shit man. Bookmarked
hyperactive range roommate
  08/20/17
She took this Buzzfeed quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nat...
swashbuckling senate
  08/20/17
Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew: ...
swashbuckling senate
  08/23/17
...
copper beta heaven jewess
  08/23/17
"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Sp...
swashbuckling senate
  09/08/17
you're a hero for keeping us updated
lime hell
  09/08/17
THE RING! WHO WEARS IT LIKE THAT?????
brilliant school
  09/10/17
Azn megashrews, that's who.
swashbuckling senate
  09/10/17
take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #St...
soul-stirring chocolate police squad turdskin
  04/19/19
...
swashbuckling senate
  04/19/19
someone requested a bump
lime hell
  09/21/17
Thanks. You made this possible: http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
tan generalized bond
  09/21/17
She went to Harvard, recently. https://imgur.com/a/V6myh ...
swashbuckling senate
  11/16/17
over the years this thread has morphed from hilarious to sad
adulterous background story
  11/17/17
TBF, it was sad to begin with
Passionate Point
  01/03/18
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
I posted this *two* years ago and the hits keep coming
adulterous background story
  09/05/19
"Yes, I am the newest member of the #Horological Societ...
swashbuckling senate
  11/16/17
She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in hist...
swashbuckling senate
  11/16/17
God's work with the updates
lime hell
  11/16/17
Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobprob...
swashbuckling senate
  11/16/17
She visited Amsterdam again, and her album for all her trips...
swashbuckling senate
  11/16/17
...
brilliant school
  11/17/17
"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a D...
swashbuckling senate
  11/20/17
"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a pol...
swashbuckling senate
  11/24/17
How does she get dates? Wasn't she hideous? Does she ever me...
motley cruise ship community account
  11/24/17
She is not attractive imo (and I'm pretty charitable on wome...
swashbuckling senate
  11/24/17
"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Aft...
swashbuckling senate
  11/24/17
Are there ever pictures of the *dates*? I can't help but won...
contagious amber den
  11/24/17
It's interesting to speculate, as I've never seen a photo of...
swashbuckling senate
  11/24/17
After the Port Authority non-attack: "I'm downtown &...
swashbuckling senate
  12/13/17
...
lime hell
  12/25/17
...
brilliant school
  12/25/17
Posted today: "Grandfather: What do you look for in ...
swashbuckling senate
  12/25/17
lmao
lime hell
  12/25/17
"Had another lovely visit with Monty at the Hermes in B...
swashbuckling senate
  12/25/17
Modernity destroyed this woman. She never had a chance.
multi-colored nursing home
  12/25/17
...
Stimulating address
  01/03/18
"Interesting read... *thinking emoji*" https://...
swashbuckling senate
  12/27/17
At 3:30 am this morning, she linked this article: https:/...
swashbuckling senate
  12/27/17
Ironically just linked to this: https://www.wsj.com/artic...
swashbuckling senate
  01/02/18
She also recently linked this article: https://www.someecard...
swashbuckling senate
  01/02/18
ty for updates sir
fuchsia state
  01/02/18
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  01/02/18
"First #date of 2018. After 4 in 2017! That's a record ...
swashbuckling senate
  01/03/18
I still don't understand how and why people date her.
Stimulating address
  01/03/18
stuffwhitepeoplelike: crippling yellow fever
orchid abode
  01/03/18
Can you imagine her turning her nose up at a multi millionai...
Passionate Point
  01/03/18
Based on recent posts shed at least be into the BTC.
swashbuckling senate
  01/14/18
Uh oh, her new record-setting relationship is ON THE ROCKS: ...
swashbuckling senate
  01/14/18
Again with the fucking ring.
sinister khaki clown
  01/21/18
"Date #5 last night: [Guy]: Where was that place whe...
swashbuckling senate
  01/14/18
...
locale
  01/21/18
need UPDATE
brilliant school
  01/21/18
Uh oh, she's gonna be a YouTube star: Over 300 views in l...
swashbuckling senate
  01/31/18
Emma's gonna be a youtube starrr spending time in the bat...
Lake alcoholic tattoo
  01/31/18
...
swashbuckling senate
  01/31/18
criminally underrated
outnumbered trump supporter library
  10/08/18
Oh no, her most successful dating spree of the past five yea...
swashbuckling senate
  01/31/18
BONUS: In the comments for the above breakup post, she notes...
swashbuckling senate
  01/31/18
...
Lake alcoholic tattoo
  01/31/18
...
ceo
  01/31/18
...
disturbing pocket flask
  01/31/18
...
lime hell
  01/31/18
i don't understand. isn't she super unattractive? doesn't sh...
brilliant school
  01/31/18
She seems to suggest that she's the one rejecting most of th...
swashbuckling senate
  01/31/18
...
Bat-shit-crazy blood rage
  07/10/23
CharlesXII counting hashtags with deranged, fatalistic grin
lime hell
  01/31/18
...
puppy karate
  02/14/18
...
abusive french international law enforcement agency sex offender
  01/31/18
CharlesXII, please analyze this New Years post by an Eat Pra...
magical charcoal
  01/31/18
Well, for one, she seems unaware that the Maldives are in th...
swashbuckling senate
  02/01/18
"For my birthday this year, I'm helping raise donations...
swashbuckling senate
  02/01/18
What's her book about? Is it self-published? Or does she hav...
brilliant school
  02/01/18
She is using "Publishizer," which I have never hea...
swashbuckling senate
  02/01/18
Wow, which company did she start?
sinister khaki clown
  02/01/18
the travails of emmaznmegashrew are starting to get sad.
fishy black woman
  02/01/18
Any major life changes for this shrew since 2015?
Swollen pisswyrm
  02/01/18
Not as far as I can tell, which is incredible in its own rig...
swashbuckling senate
  02/01/18
Shes going to hit a crushing wall, get married out of desper...
Swollen pisswyrm
  02/01/18
Pretty sure she's already hit that wall. Also, she has to be...
swashbuckling senate
  02/01/18
Oh SHIT, looks like that guy she was probably gonna break up...
swashbuckling senate
  02/02/18
Never mind, guy is dunhere: "Broke up with [Guy] jus...
swashbuckling senate
  02/11/18
Any friends commenting? Need update for valentines day
brilliant school
  02/13/18
This caused me to check and oh my god there are 61 comments....
swashbuckling senate
  02/13/18
Update?
brilliant school
  02/14/18
...
sinister khaki clown
  02/14/18
Those hands are really fat for an asian
olive talking place of business
  02/13/18
A couple highlights from the long breakup comment chain: ...
swashbuckling senate
  02/14/18
that dude's profile makes me cringe.
Bonkers immigrant
  02/14/18
She's in Miami! https://imgur.com/a/MgJNk "This t...
swashbuckling senate
  02/17/18
The insistence on getting that stupid ring in every shot is ...
silver
  02/17/18
In fairness, it's only in about 3/4 of the photos; I just to...
swashbuckling senate
  02/17/18
Aliens should abduct her and put her in a zoo to exhibit the...
silver
  02/17/18
"Just got off the phone with an i-banker who sleeps 4 h...
swashbuckling senate
  02/20/18
Hostile to him?
sinister khaki clown
  02/20/18
Yes. "run....he's not for you" "he’s a ...
swashbuckling senate
  02/20/18
this is so sad.
Narrow-minded tank
  03/06/18
"(I've been single for 8 years for free! *deep in thou...
swashbuckling senate
  03/06/18
"Dessert! #yum" https://imgur.com/a/3Y4Bx ht...
swashbuckling senate
  03/06/18
That is a Thanksgiving plate worth of dessert.
sinister khaki clown
  03/06/18
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
"Good night, Friends. Tonight's date was... In-cred-ibl...
swashbuckling senate
  03/23/18
she is aggressively unattractive. she's either using old/fak...
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  03/23/18
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
"Home now after a 7.5 hour fun first Date Night with an...
swashbuckling senate
  03/29/18
She and anyone who aides her in her ways need to get OUT
Internet-worthy Digit Ratio
  03/29/18
"Welcome to the next phase of my career. I'm heading in...
swashbuckling senate
  03/29/18
She got a new job: "Happy Friday, Friends! I am exci...
swashbuckling senate
  04/13/18
Very...strange developments of late. Most importantly, she i...
swashbuckling senate
  04/30/18
What is a “Buspreneur”? Bus + Entrepreneur = Buspreneur! ...
disturbing pocket flask
  04/30/18
What if I don’t know about blockchain? Knowledge about bl...
sinister khaki clown
  04/30/18
what do you get when you throw together 30 women with no kno...
bateful genital piercing macaca
  04/30/18
...
sinister khaki clown
  04/30/18
...
  06/29/18
She went to some firefighter-related speed dating event: ...
swashbuckling senate
  04/30/18
"#DatingProblems update for those of you who missed thi...
swashbuckling senate
  05/15/18
Holy shit, TONS of highlights in the comments: -She appar...
swashbuckling senate
  05/15/18
...
brilliant school
  05/23/18
"[Friend] accidentally caused me to leave the apartment...
swashbuckling senate
  05/15/18
I continue to be mystified by how this person gets any dates...
Stimulating address
  05/16/18
She is prestigious though!
swashbuckling senate
  05/16/18
wtf is Blockchain Week lollllll
fuchsia state
  05/16/18
Protip: this girl is your future wife
Lake alcoholic tattoo
  05/15/18
Charles really has come around on the practice of documentin...
sinister khaki clown
  05/15/18
ressentiment
insecure razzle-dazzle station
  07/27/18
such a 180 classic xo thread
fuchsia state
  05/16/18
ray bradbury wants his character back
bateful genital piercing macaca
  05/16/18
"If I marry a Crypto Bro, you're all getting gifts embo...
swashbuckling senate
  06/01/18
"TFW you have the opportunity to join the Princeton Alu...
swashbuckling senate
  06/06/18
Please go.
sinister khaki clown
  06/06/18
"Heading home after a night in Tribeca where a friend &...
swashbuckling senate
  06/09/18
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  06/09/18
...
yellow mother
  06/21/18
...
brilliant school
  06/21/18
GC has done a real number on this woman. many such cases!
dysfunction
  06/21/18
...
brilliant school
  06/29/18
She's on a visit to Romania, Brasov specifically. https:/...
swashbuckling senate
  06/29/18
...
swashbuckling senate
  06/29/18
Dartmouth isn't that great, right?
sinister khaki clown
  06/29/18
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
"Is it official now? Am I a #CatLady?? Home alone eatin...
swashbuckling senate
  07/09/18
The cat isn't touching her.
sinister khaki clown
  07/09/18
...
copper beta heaven jewess
  07/19/18
great thread
fuchsia state
  07/19/18
"I am ending a 'friendship' with someone I considered o...
swashbuckling senate
  07/27/18
"Can someone STEM-my explain why the water in my double...
swashbuckling senate
  08/07/18
That is not how you use a thermos
sinister khaki clown
  08/07/18
jfc
Avocado quadroon striped hyena
  08/07/18
"Had the unheard of second date today at the Standard G...
swashbuckling senate
  08/13/18
She shared this Mashable article: https://mashable.com/ar...
swashbuckling senate
  08/13/18
Friend comments: "dudes hate smart chicks"
swashbuckling senate
  08/13/18
You can give up a master's degree?
sinister khaki clown
  08/13/18
as years pass, the CXII/Azn megashrew nuptials grow more and...
adulterous background story
  08/13/18
How dare you
swashbuckling senate
  08/13/18
hmm now that you mention it she looks like a "Prudence&...
adulterous background story
  09/05/19
The thread that keeps on giving.
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  08/13/18
No surprise what she's reading: https://imgur.com/a/7fRbl...
swashbuckling senate
  08/17/18
Friends since my 20s: Emma, stop dating finance guys. Date s...
swashbuckling senate
  09/11/18
Pics of her lips, preferably the Daring Pink? If you're fee...
Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo
  09/11/18
Workin' on the night moves Poastin' bout that Azn megashrew...
vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate
  09/11/18
...
brilliant school
  09/22/18
...
brilliant school
  09/29/18
...
brilliant school
  10/07/18
I knew after the first post that if this was real, somebody ...
sadistic corn cake
  10/07/18
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  10/08/18
*THUMB*
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  04/02/19
...
demanding wrinkle
  09/05/19
Just got sucked into a horrid timeless vortex where i read t...
Mint Party Of The First Part
  10/08/18
just looked at her youtube page jesus fuck she sounds jus...
Mint Party Of The First Part
  10/08/18
holy fuck, I couldn't make it 30 seconds into that godawful ...
sadistic corn cake
  10/08/18
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
...
brilliant school
  10/12/18
...
brilliant school
  10/13/18
The addition of emojis will revolutionize megashrew posting....
swashbuckling senate
  10/14/18
...
brilliant school
  11/17/18
"Good night, Friends. My favorite photo from today's #P...
swashbuckling senate
  11/21/18
She shared this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/13/...
swashbuckling senate
  11/21/18
Guy 1 has a little bit of Johnsmeyer in him
mewling pit
  11/21/18
...
soul-stirring chocolate police squad turdskin
  05/03/19
"My life is falling apart in 77 different ways, but I f...
swashbuckling senate
  12/04/18
"SERIOUSLY??? It took SIX MONTHS for this Jaeger LeCoul...
swashbuckling senate
  12/04/18
lol
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  12/04/18
Jfc
fuchsia state
  12/05/18
She shared this image: https://www.facebook.com/ThePsycho...
swashbuckling senate
  12/04/18
I hate her stupid fucking ring and Dartmouth is a terrible u...
naked chestnut partner church building
  12/04/18
“People, I’m just ‘normal’ sick, NOT...
swashbuckling senate
  12/05/18
I guess Alpha Shark is dunhere. "Successful CEO &...
swashbuckling senate
  12/18/18
Shared this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/14/psyc...
swashbuckling senate
  01/06/19
wait she's been engaged twice?
Frum erotic set elastic band
  01/06/19
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171562&mc=58&...
swashbuckling senate
  01/06/19
And lastly, she is applying for business school.
swashbuckling senate
  01/06/19
I bet she is going to hone in on Yale: 1) High prestige 2)...
Jap
  01/09/19
Visited Neue House for the first time, & enjoyed 2 glass...
swashbuckling senate
  01/09/19
that thumb ring still going strong. I'm impressed by her lev...
silver
  01/09/19
"LOVE LOVE LOVE The Yale Club. #FAVORITE When I chec...
swashbuckling senate
  01/09/19
incredible (your dedication to this thread and also the stri...
seedy foreskin
  01/21/19
...
brilliant school
  01/21/19
Home from work early. Do I: -Marie Kondo the apartment -...
swashbuckling senate
  02/25/19
early on I enjoyed loathing her but now I just pity her
snowy native
  02/25/19
Vanderbilt + Fordham Law = Another one & done PS Duke...
swashbuckling senate
  03/27/19
she's nutella if she never maed it
naked chestnut partner church building
  03/27/19
Aren't those objectively better academic credentials than he...
sinister khaki clown
  03/27/19
Attended another Ivy event yesterday. I needed an excuse ...
swashbuckling senate
  03/27/19
Lol at three photos of the cold cut party tray
Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo
  03/27/19
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  03/27/19
IRL lol'ing at the cold cuts shots. Holy shit.
haunted graveyard
  04/02/19
just wish she had a couple more angles of the cold cuts to s...
silver
  04/02/19
...
sinister khaki clown
  04/03/19
"Started my Saturday at a gallery in Chelsea. Private v...
swashbuckling senate
  03/27/19
1. I insist that I will use Thing X after I move apartments,...
swashbuckling senate
  03/27/19
"People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌" ...
sinister khaki clown
  03/27/19
how long has the thumb ring thing been going on? very surpri...
silver
  04/02/19
Documentary evidence ITT dating to at least March 2017: http...
sinister khaki clown
  04/02/19
truly insane - has no one in her life mentioned how bizarre ...
silver
  04/02/19
I think she must regard it as a cute trademark or somesuch.
swashbuckling senate
  04/02/19
maybe her thumb got cut off in an industrial accident and sh...
lime hell
  04/02/19
...
motley cruise ship community account
  04/02/19
why is she moving? awy from nyc?
motley cruise ship community account
  04/02/19
Looks like she lost her job, and despite riding the StartupB...
swashbuckling senate
  04/02/19
Not flame I saw her post in a Facebook group I'm in and did ...
lime hell
  04/02/19
Small world brother!
swashbuckling senate
  04/02/19
#WeightLoss // But first: I love Smithsonian museums. This w...
swashbuckling senate
  04/02/19
Oh the mystery of the weird-looking face! Btw you should ...
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  04/03/19
The azn megashrew is hideous. Likes others here, Im very gen...
violet zippy people who are hurt
  04/02/19
...
soul-stirring chocolate police squad turdskin
  05/03/19
Update pls. She’s added me on Facebook recently but I ...
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  04/15/19
How did this happen.
sinister khaki clown
  04/15/19
...
swashbuckling senate
  04/15/19
We're both in NYC in adjacent industries, and she is one of ...
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  04/16/19
Please do it for xo content creation
lime hell
  04/16/19
I have some r-threading I need to get out of the way first, ...
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  04/16/19
I *might* meet her tomorrow, or at some point next week. Sho...
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  05/08/19
meanie
naked chestnut partner church building
  05/08/19
Exercise your best judgment.
swashbuckling senate
  05/08/19
She just linked a photo of her June 2010 visit to Notre Dame...
swashbuckling senate
  04/15/19
Ring?
sinister khaki clown
  04/15/19
No ring; standard photo standing in front of church.
swashbuckling senate
  04/15/19
Lol
lime hell
  04/16/19
...
Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  04/16/19
April 2019 = Biggest Sushi Soiree to Date!!! 2 Dartmouth ...
swashbuckling senate
  04/18/19
This is so sad.
sinister khaki clown
  04/18/19
She’s ~40 and still obsessed with the colleges people ...
swashbuckling senate
  04/19/19
It’s her peak achievement in life.
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  04/19/19
those 8 Ivy rejections at 17 broke her brain
naked chestnut partner church building
  05/03/19
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
...
Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo
  04/19/19
"This week, I was invited by [person] to speak at the [...
swashbuckling senate
  04/19/19
Other people want to live on Mars, I want tenure at Yale. ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/02/19
She shared an image with this quote: "The "It's on...
swashbuckling senate
  05/03/19
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown. an UNUSED $5,000 wedding g...
soul-stirring chocolate police squad turdskin
  05/03/19
Charles, did anyone comment on this at all?!!!!
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  05/08/19
Not a single person. Three likes/hearts, though.
swashbuckling senate
  05/08/19
I saw her at an event earlier this week. It was pretty sad. ...
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  05/17/19
Charles, can we confirm with FB post?
sinister khaki clown
  05/17/19
Hey, she made a post on it last night: "From the 21s...
swashbuckling senate
  05/17/19
The event was on Wed, but yeah, that's it.
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  05/17/19
The first and the fourth are the same shot with a different ...
sinister khaki clown
  05/17/19
lol you should have talked to her
Lake alcoholic tattoo
  05/17/19
I did not want to interrupt her photoshoot.
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  05/17/19
Brother, with a little more enterprise, you could have been ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/17/19
...
rambunctious aqua preventive strike
  05/17/19
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
can you remember whether you witnessed her speak to anybody?...
godawful main people indirect expression
  05/17/19
I did not see her speak to anybody, but presumably she would...
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  05/17/19
were there other Asian women at the party?
motley cruise ship community account
  05/17/19
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
"Today was a DISASTER. After finally catching up on ...
swashbuckling senate
  05/19/19
Well, this is quite the wrinkle.
sinister khaki clown
  05/19/19
Oh GOD how did I miss this one from 2017: "My date t...
swashbuckling senate
  05/24/19
...
motley cruise ship community account
  05/27/19
"Tonight's date told me how he can't keep track & j...
swashbuckling senate
  06/18/19
...
brilliant school
  06/21/19
...
motley cruise ship community account
  06/21/19
Catfished! 😠😠😠😠 #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone ...
swashbuckling senate
  06/25/19
Shared this article: https://www.fastcompany.com/90366162...
swashbuckling senate
  06/25/19
As some of you know, I've struggled with more than a decade ...
swashbuckling senate
  07/12/19
Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest...
adulterous background story
  07/12/19
...
motley cruise ship community account
  07/16/19
over the years this thread has passed from comedy, to horror...
adulterous background story
  07/16/19
...
swashbuckling senate
  07/16/19
Sometimes I wonder how vastly different my life would turned...
swashbuckling senate
  07/16/19
She shared this article: https://www.theatlantic.com/busi...
swashbuckling senate
  07/16/19
...
motley cruise ship community account
  07/19/19
In the past two weeks prior to the current, I went out with ...
swashbuckling senate
  07/26/19
please dont ever stop
gold shitlib
  07/26/19
Linked this: https://www.businessinsider.com/why-intelligent...
swashbuckling senate
  08/05/19
"SO weird. (In a good way!) Last night, I fell aslee...
swashbuckling senate
  08/09/19
I think she got hit by a car. I won't post her update to avo...
swashbuckling senate
  08/12/19
Ok, that's it. Peak thread right here.
sinister khaki clown
  08/12/19
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
holy shit just when you thought this thread was played ou...
adulterous background story
  08/12/19
...
swashbuckling senate
  08/12/19
...
bateful genital piercing macaca
  08/19/19
...
demanding wrinkle
  09/05/19
So glad I read up to this part of the thread. Holy shit.
violent incel volcanic crater
  03/24/20
"After being a sleeping recluse in recovery for a week,...
swashbuckling senate
  08/19/19
she sounds depressed
Self-absorbed ruddy roast beef
  08/19/19
I don't know if it's clinical depression but her life certai...
swashbuckling senate
  08/19/19
there were times in my life where i had little self awarenes...
Lake alcoholic tattoo
  08/19/19
...
At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge
  04/21/20
"At least 4 people have received fake messages from a s...
swashbuckling senate
  08/19/19
...
bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital
  08/19/19
...
sinister khaki clown
  08/19/19
plz no ive been following this for years
locale
  08/19/19
this would be truly disastrous. can you send her a DM that w...
silver
  08/19/19
...
lime hell
  09/05/19
Hasn’t she been moving since April? 😂
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  08/19/19
"EXCELLENT start to my week. Coffee with movie producer...
swashbuckling senate
  08/27/19
* After video chatting with guy * Emma: Was that a weddin...
swashbuckling senate
  09/05/19
Is there a reason why you're still referring to her by a pse...
Glittery crackhouse
  09/05/19
Mostly just thread consistency, but I’d also prefer if...
swashbuckling senate
  09/05/19
"I spent over an hour in brick & mortar bookstores ...
swashbuckling senate
  09/05/19
Oh jeez the pics: https://imgur.com/a/AUQF56S
swashbuckling senate
  09/05/19
why photo-worthy?
Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo
  09/05/19
be she is insane.
Stirring drab halford associate
  09/05/19
She is applying the framing techniques she learned from the ...
sinister khaki clown
  09/05/19
Again, she's showcasing her stupid thumb ring from Dartmouth...
Passionate Point
  09/05/19
completely mindblowing
silver
  09/05/19
...
Cobalt Marketing Idea
  09/05/19
okay seriously how old is she at this point? this thread...
haunting milky cumskin
  09/05/19
She's about 44 now I think.
swashbuckling senate
  09/05/19
I thought she was like 38 or something, even though she look...
lilac lettuce skinny woman
  09/05/19
Well she was around that age when I started this thread near...
swashbuckling senate
  09/05/19
this thread went from funny to sad when i found her profile ...
infuriating faggotry
  09/06/19
so no baby pwned? sadly that's the right darwinian move
haunting milky cumskin
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Hello Fellow Voter!
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  03/04/20
jesus christ i feel bad for her :(
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If only her ring would be lost.
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how old is she?
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Not sure but I'd guess about 45.
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lmao
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swashbuckling senate
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She's disgusting in every conceivable way.
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  03/16/20
does she get any comments on these sad posts?
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  03/16/20
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  03/16/20
More cheese for me! 😂
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underrated detail here
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*2 days later, takes 24 pics she feels are worth posting whi...
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8/8 on the Dartmouth ring being included.
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  03/22/20
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this is just mean at this point man
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wow :(
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can you post pics of this chick
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends with this 30-something Azn chick who lives in NYC. Her FB posts are numerous (especially since she joined Instagram) and sometimes end up in my feed, and I've started to notice some, uh, amusing XO aspects popping up in them.

So, I thought I'd post them. I won't put up a pic but it's probably relevant to say that she's a slightly overweight Azn woman who is in her mid-30s and definitely looks it. She has about 1,100 total friends.

Since I can't use her real name, I will henceforth call her Emma in all future posts.

20 hrs ago

I've stopped counting. UGH. Woman Has Been on 130 Online Dates in 2 Years but Never on a Second Date | E! Online http://ow.ly/3xRBYf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879435)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about her dating life:

1 Day, 2 Dates

Date 1 --

A lesson in failing:

Emma: I like hotel bars.

*Discussion about hotel bars ensues*

I-Banker: Let me know when you want to grab a drink.

Emma: Sure. & I won't be in shorts, so we can go to the Pentop (in the Peninsula Hotel).

I-Banker: Or we can just go to an Irish pub.

Date 2 --

A lesson in winning:

*Online conversation about NY landmarks*

Real Estate Consultant: Have a place in mind?

Emma: Morton's Steak House?

Real Estate Consultant: If you like steak... Let's meet at Wolfgang's, corner of Park & 33rd. I'll give you the historical significance over wine.

*Emma to herself: Is this guy for real? Yes, please!*

Friend: Where did he go to school?

Emma: I don't know...

Friend: You don't know? You always know!

Emma: I just think it's awesome he knows so much about architecture.

Friend: Wow...

*Seated at Wolfgang Puck's Steakhouse, a gentleman comes over & proceeds to have a conversation with Real Estate Consultant. Gentleman tells Real Estate Consultant how he is expanding into Florida, etc, etc.*

Real Estate Consultant: That was Wolfgang.

*Real Estate Consultant proceeds to order jumbo shrimp & crabcakes for our appetizers. Yes, he orders for both of us. Then he gets a steak while I opt for tuna.

*We spend three hours at the restaurant.

He takes me on a walking tour of Grand Central.

Then we spend another two hours driving & talking in his beautiful Beemer.

Our date ends a little after midnight.

He even got out to open the car door for me.*

Several times during the date:

Real Estate Consultant: I'm sorry for boring you with all this useless trivia about buildings.

Emma: Are you kidding me??? I love it! It's the reason I agreed to the date.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879500)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Supple internal respiration

lol at this retard, wolfgang's steakhouse is not wolfgang puck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880165)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:15 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880737)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880762)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: Odious rough-skinned theatre

true. but it is still nice when the owner comes out to talk to you. especially on a date. shows importance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28325270)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:20 AM
Author: sooty dragon

how did she fuck this one up? did she ding for having too many vowels in his name or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880743)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880754)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: sooty dragon

There's no way the OP is churning these out on his own at this rate.

I guess it's like ... in a way you want to believe ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880758)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:30 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880773)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: sooty dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880794)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: arrogant spectacular locus wagecucks

#1 = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881469)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Also from 2013:

Emma's Friends, Not Impressed

So, I thought my friends would be so happy I went out with a non-Ivy, non-banker that I'm willing to see again. I'd even consider dating him exclusively.

Emma: Then he said XYZ.

Friend's (Harvard AB, Wharton MBA) wife (Columbia): He sounds like a pretentious gasbag.

Later in the night...

Emma: Years ago, I went out with a guy (Exclusive prep school, Ivy undergrad, Ivy MBA consultant) -- He was so proud he had the millionaire playboy's outfit featured in the movie, before the movie came out.

Same friend's wife: He also sounds like a gasbag. It's OK that he owns the outfit, but to be proud of it & mention it to you? No.

- - -

"You're dating another finance guy? I'm so surprised. I'm so happy for you, Emma!"

Said no one ever.

Haha. (Well, I'm amused.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879524)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estate guy:

Idio(t)syncratic

Smart, cultured, blond who rowed crew during prep school in the NorthEast. In his 30s. Lives in Manhattan, right by Central Park. Large vocabulary. Uses words like dénouement in casual conversation. Very traveled. Into art, literature & good food. Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.

Long first date -- 3:30 to 9PM. Nice amount of laughing. Things went fairly well & we both seemed interested in seeing each other again... Until he walked me 6 blocks short of the subway station. ??? Either walk me all the way or not at all. Is it too Seinfeld to consider this a dealbreaker?

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: sooty dragon

I'm fucking dying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880122)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness

"Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type."

JFC she sounds horrid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881898)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Salmon hairraiser tanning salon



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Telephone



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: cyan alpha garrison

JFC there are real people like this? This isn't just Johnsmeyer flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879556)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Amethyst theater stage dopamine

not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31663788)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

3 days after the idiot:

Well, That's Different

Almost two weeks ago, I'm talking to this guy online about international travel. (I miss it soooooo much!!!) Every day or so, he continues to email me (Casual conversation about work, weather, books, etc.) & send me photos (golfing). A few days ago, we start texting. I learn that he:

-- Is Irish, 5'11" & 160 pounds. 37 years old. Preppy dresser, complete with red pants. Liberal. Introvert.

-- Graduated from University College Cork (A). PhD in infectious diseases from NYU.

-- Career change has him working in a hedge fund in SoHo.

-- Moved to NY 16 years ago. Lived on the UES, now in CT (natch) in a house with a pool.

-- Will be choosing between the BMW M5 & a Maserati over the course of the next year.

-- Never married, no kids. Close to family, who lives in Ireland. Parents also have an apartment in Nice, France.

-- Travels to Europe at least six times a year. Rides horses & took sailing lessons. He's a foodie.

-- Doesn't think I need to lose weight & wants me to wear whatever makes me comfortable.

Several days ago, his parents arrive for a three week stay with him. Of course, I'm thinking we're never going to meet up.

We decide to make it happen. We met up yesterday after he was done with work. He arrives suited up. Grey pinstripes, white shirt, tie, cuff links.

It's brief. An hour, then he's gone. I'm never going to see him again, right? Refer to my 5+ hour first dates (plural) with other men that didn't pan out.

We continue to text. Surprising. Even more surprising, he stayed a little later after work today just to see me for literally 3 minutes as I headed my meeting at Huffington Post. Just to see me smile. How sweet!!!

Sounds great, right?

-- His schedule: Bedtime at 10:30PM, WakeUp at 4:46AM. Mine (When I'm not working): Bedtime at 3AM, WakeUp around noon.

-- He IS SUPER, SUPER OUTDOORSY. WUT??? He is at peace when he is in nature. His idea of a vacation is flying to Germany to go rock climbing & go on 20 mile hikes.

My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!

Seriously, World? :\

Will this ultimately be futile?

(A) I had never heard of University College Cork, but according to Wikipedia:

The university was named Irish University of the Year by the Sunday Times in 2003,[5] 2005, and 2011. In 2011, the QS World University Rankings[6] ranked the university amongst the top 2% of universities worldwide. The university also received a 5-star rating in the QS University Rankings 2011.

---

After a commenter suggests she could adapt her own life habits to mesh better with a great guy, she follows up:

"He refuses to compromise, starting that he is an "inflexible twit". Over. Next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879572)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: thriller aggressive fat ankles stage

"My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!"

FINE WINE, WHAT BRUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879594)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: sooty dragon

This is fake, right? You're making this up. You have to be. Mr. Perfect deigns to date her and she cuts him off over hiking.

Tell her that if she doesn't want him, I need his digits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880134)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Literally none of this is flame, man. I am copy-pasting and changing the names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880147)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: yapping appetizing new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126571)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Another 2 weeks pass:

Yay!

After three days of MEH (Poor sleep, bad weather & the need to EAT ALL THE THINGS), I had a good day.

Decent sleep last night. Great weather.

Walked past the 12 block radius of my apartment.

Strolled through a Sephora on my way to lunch with another finance guy (Equities Analyst). Laughed out loud when he asked me which college I attended, before I asked him. He’s a Fordham alumnus. Because Ippudo was closed, we discovered acute little place named Gemma. Neither of us felt chemistry (I think), but fun conversation with genuine laughter. We share a lot of the same values. Gave me hope that there are still some good guys out there. Hope we stay friends.

After he left, I walked through SoHo. Couldn’t resist taking a spin through Louis Vuitton. They have a hot stamp machine now! I can bring my merchandise (souvenirs from my former life) in to be personalized on the spot. Had a nice little chat with the artist,too. Wish I had gotten my Speedy painted by her.

Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.

Discovered a new tea: Junshan Yinzhen. Fermented yellow that most people don’t know about. Too light for my taste, but I enjoyed trying it. Maybe I’ll try the Anji Baicha next time.

Isaac's mother called me to invite me to dinner in Westchester again. So kind!

Found a cute little lounge in Tribeca.

Stopped by Barnes & Noble to read Watch Time Magazine. The buckle ALONE on the Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 3 consists of 100 parts. WANT.

Rested by the Hudson River for a bit. Lovely, balmy breezes.

Made some Italian spinachpasta for dinner. (Thank you, Mommy!)

Received a surprise text from 323 Hedge Fund Guy at 11PM. Totally legit. It’s not THAT kind of call – He’s out with friends. :P

It was a good day.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879599)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: heady base philosopher-king

>Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.

Asian status: CONFIRMED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988605)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: startling high-end organic girlfriend kitchen

EAT ALL THE THINGS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30131361)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

A month later:

I am A Horrible, Shallow Person

He: Would you like to go out sometime?

Me: Maybe. What are you doing tomorrow? Can you tell me a little about you? What are your hobbies? What do you like to read? Etc.

He: It isn't a big deal to me who you are or what your education level. I don't have to read. I was just looking to enjoy a day with someone new. As well as all the other nonsense, you did ask what I was doing tomorrow. What I am doing tomorrow is not wasting my time making a resume for someone who thinks all those insane questions matter. What does my favorite book have anything to do with anything... Do you think before you type, seriously?!? Goodnight. It is stereotypical. Just shows how shallow you are.

- - -

Yes, *I* should think before I type. Clearly.

So THIS is why I'm still single. I want a man who READS! For shame!!

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879611)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: thriller aggressive fat ankles stage

fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879640)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: blue institution

LOL i love the guys response here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879691)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879772)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880732)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126794)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: provocative hunting ground

What an insane super shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882970)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: White Costumed Stage Chad

Oh c'mon. What, she's just supposed to meet a complete stranger from online simply b/c he asked her out? What is he, an xo poster?

I don't meet anyone IRL unless I know what they do. In my defense, I never ask a guy what he does unless it's obvious from his pictures, he mentions it in his profile, or he asks me what I do. And if we don't discuss this topic, we don't meet. Hmph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883267)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: heady base philosopher-king

So you're saying he's a "complete stranger" because he didn't send her a comprehensive resume of his favorite books, his hobbies, etc.? Could you make a comprehensive resume of all your friends' favorite books, their hobbies, etc. (without cheating by looking at their Facebook profiles)? Sounds like you need to get out more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988620)



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Date: October 14th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Transparent area

I think it's hard to say what the situation was here without more context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37020858)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: yapping appetizing new version

You are #2 poaster after NM in my book haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126592)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac friendly grandma

This cannot be life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879627)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Yet another month passes:

B is Not for Banker?? B is currently for [Microbial and Molecular] Biologist

Lovely date with MMB on Saturday, after half a dozen fails of trying to coordinate our schedules. We had a leisurely brunch at of my favorite restaurants in Tribeca, followed by a walk along the Hudson River in perfect weather. Discussed entrepreneurship, medicine, art, philosophy, food, school, travel, business... LOVE LOVE LOVED IT!!!

He's very successful, driven & ambitious. British, complete with accent. At university, he played squash & rowed in sculls. Lives in Manhattan & has no plans to move off the island in the foreseeable future -- In fact, he just moved into a larger apartment earlier this year. Loves to travel -- Been to over 40 countries. Not 2,000 years old. The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P At least I can tell he actually likes watches & owns more than one.

I told him I'd be away for several days in Duxbury & Hanover. Our second date is tomorrow before I leave mid-week.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879634)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac friendly grandma

Please no more. I'm losing too much faith in humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879637)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

I seriously loling right now. Can't believe this person exists although I have yellow fever and am wondering whether I need to get another watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879790)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: sooty dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880146)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:17 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880740)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: heady base philosopher-king

>The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P

WHAT THE CHRIST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988624)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: vigorous potus site

how has no one called her an insufferable cunt irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40072315)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am not skipping ANY of them):

Shop Like The Emma

*After a full day of Friend's search to replace her Kate Spade handbag*

Emms: So, if you ever find the perfect purse again...

Friend: I'm going to do the Emma & buy 6 of them!

* Emma nods smugly* :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879644)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: sooty dragon

what is this woman's job? approximate income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880149)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Discussed a bit further below, but the honest answer is that I don't know. She certainly seems to spend a lot of money and has done things that come across as career accomplishments, but other things seem to scream flame and she could be getting helped by parents for all I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880167)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Pretty long gap, going into 2014:

TigerGirl Can't Change Her Stripes! #ForeverAlone (Since 2008*)

Saturday --

Friend: How is your dating life?

Emma: Non-existent!

Friend: Well, you do insist on 81 requirements...

Sunday --

TigerGrandPa: When am I getting [wedding] cake??

Emma: I haven't dated [regularly] anyone in 6 years!

TigerDad: That's because of your long laundry list!

A couple of years ago --

Friend2: You have really high standards.

Emma: I edited down my list a lot!

Friend2: Men can sense that you feel you're settling.

* Pre-2008, she was never single for more than a month since she started dating during her first year at college. She blames a change in mentality (People interested in long-term relationships are now a tiny minority?? Attached people don't believe me when I tell them this, but all they have to do is read the many articles on how dating has changed in the past decade.) & the economy. Yes, the economy -- It's making everyone super grumpy. People working 24/7 & still afraid of losing their jobs are understandably less than carefree/fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879657)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Another gap of several months:

This Month on Forever Alone...

Given how much entertainment my dating life provides, why don’t I have a reality show??

>>> Two weeks ago --

Emma: I'll introduce you to my friend. He’s several years older than you, six feet tall, good career with a very reputable, international company, great apartment in a Manhattan luxury building with doorman. Plays on a competitive sports league. He’s social, throws dinner parties. Loves to travel & cook.

Friend: He sounds AMAAAZING. Why don’t YOU date him??

Emma: Um… He’s not preppy enough?

Friend: Maybe you are TOO picky!

* Emma chuckles inappropriately at her cat lady future, possibly still in denial. *

>>> Last week --

Date: I’m French. I’m from France & I speak French.

Emma: I would not have guessed that to be a French accent. German maybe. In fact, French wouldn’t even be in my top three guesses.

Date: I’m half German.

(Mid-way through dinner) Date: I have a wife in Europe & a girlfriend in Japan. American women don’t like me. Are you shocked?

Emma: Not really.

(Shortly after) Date: So, shall we KISS??

Emma: No.

MaleFriend: After hearing your dating story, I wasn't quite sure what you were taking away from the experience. It may cause you to re-evaluate the early screens because someone this far off base is certainly not worthy of a second date, but perhaps not even a first… It may suggest, if people of such lifestyles keep appearing in the screening process,that there is something amiss about the subject population. This was actually my first thought - most people don't want to be continually dating Tom Buchanan, though Gatsby has his own issues.

Of course, going that far suggests a re-evaluation of worldview, but that might not be on the table.

Emma: He was like Jekyll & Hyde. But yes, there is a problem with the subject population in general.

More importantly,how much do I love your literary reference, Dr. Hardcore Science???

(MaleFriend is a research biologist who did his undergrad studies at Harvard, PhD studies at Yale & post-doc at MIT.)

* Worldview: #ForeverAlone *

>>> Last night --

Emma: He took me to Bouley, not knowing it’s one of my favorites. We spent three hours at dinner, then another two walking.

Friend: I hope you see him again. Sounds like you had a good first date.

Emma: We’ll see.

Friend: So, who is he??

Emma: Let's just say he's very smart.

Friend: Of course he is! I don't see you with anything less.

Emma: :)

Friend: Some girls go for the cool guy with swagger. That probably bores you.

Emma: The cool guys with swagger are fun, but they are not relationship material for me. My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

Friend: Hey - if that's what gets you going...

Emma: Biochemistry degree from a top-tier technology institute. Apparently, Columbia accepts three students a year straight out of college, no work experience – He was one of those three. He was 22 years old at the time he started the program, & thought it was not as challenging as it should be. He would tell his professors that the exams were too easy! He currently works for a Wall Street firm.

Friend2: Hmm. He seems a smidge socially awkward. Doesn't mean he doesn't have potential. He's definitely someone with a taste for the finer things in life, including his dining and his women. If he were too smooth, I'd actually worry about him. You might just need to guide him a little. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Emma: Right now, I need a FUN, exclusive relationship with lots of travel to European cities.

Friend2: Well,he knows you're intelligent and can keep up with him, if not inspire him.That's an important thing to establish. Knock 'em dead, girl.

Background aside --

(From a conversation at the beginning of the summer)

Emma: I’m attracted to type A men. But I’m not type B.

MaleFriend2: So you want to be an A- dating an A.

Emma: YES!

End of aside --

Emma: Keep up with him? This one runs circles around me. He’s like type A^5.

Friend2: But if he's socially awkward, it could be that he doesn't realize it. And you might end up having to ask the right questions to crack the code, all while not quite giving away how lost you are (or aren't). It's a bit like playing double dutch,mentally. And that can be fun in itself, particularly if he's still enjoying your company. It's not necessarily that he's more intelligent - you just happen to specialize in very different areas.

Emma: You’re too kind. :)

Friend3: You Insta food on the first date? You hussy.

Emma: Insta'ing on the first date is a good screening process. ;D He told me to go for it -- Don't be oppressed! LOL I still resisted using flash, though. Two months ago, I had a date who told me there would be no second date if I took a photo. I didn't want to see him again anyway, so I photo'd away!

>>> & now for a #OnePercentProblem --

When these super fancy restaurants give you a treat on your way out & you have to carry it for the rest of the night.

>>> & now for something random --

Last night's date lives in ex-Fiance 2's dream apartment complex. If we do end up dating, I'll explain the weird coincidences in my life.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879686)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: thriller aggressive fat ankles stage

she is the embodiment of all that i hate, non-SJW division

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879705)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

lol at non-SJW division

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879805)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879869)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:01 AM
Author: vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881203)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: insecure razzle-dazzle station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059808)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: shaky candlestick maker office

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882929)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: sooty dragon

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880166)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880753)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: yapping appetizing new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126644)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this because the picture of her in date dress for this post is hilarious:

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Wednesday & Thursday, I went two dates with the SAME guy! He is EXTREMELY intelligent -- In literature, language & law among other topics. One of the smartest people I've ever met, & I always surround myself with smart people. Well traveled, well read, philanthropic, compassionate, athletic & professionally accomplished. Observant & communicative. Affectionate. Confident. Grounded. Charming & personable when he wants to be -- Makes sure to learn everyone's name & treats everyone with respect. DESPISES elitism* & combats any form of bullying. Prefers me raw than polished. Seeks a long-term, committed relationship.

Of course, next week, he leaves the country for five weeks. #DatingProblems

* He (of multiple Ivy degrees including a JD from a top 3 law school) disapproves of my [Ivy UGrad] obsession. "It shouldn't matter where you went to school, focus on your accomplishments now." Also, "I'm not on Facebook because I don't care what doughnut you had for breakfast."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879699)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: sooty dragon

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880174)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

That post was the one where I first realized that XO might enjoy this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881250)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: shaky candlestick maker office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882937)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all from her):

"He has the suit & ties. He has a vast collection of cufflinks. He has preppy clothes & is willing to wear them for me, but it's not his default. He veers super casual if he doesn't need to dress for a specific occasion. He also has a Harley Davidson??? In addition to a BMW motorcycle. He's not the Ducati type."

"Clarification: OMFG, he is SMART, processes EXTREMELY quickly AND applies his knowledge effectively to produce proven results. He's not just book smart. He is a man of action, not merely words. (& he has a MASSIVE vocabulary.)

Yet, he retains his humanity."

"& if you're wondering, he looks like William Balwin, pictured here:

http://seriesandtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/william-baldwin-be-my-valentine-hallmark.jpg

But with much shorter hair. (That I'm going to ask he grow out.)"

"Friend, I haven't said anything negative about him... Quite the contrary. I wouldn't believe this person existed if described this way to me.

He thinks my crazy is "lovable". We'll see how long that lasts! LOL."

And then, the best one:

"We Skyped last night... (I need to give him a public nickname -- Perhaps Pascalou where we had our first date & he has a dedicated table.)

Emma: I love watches.

Pascalou: I have a Patek Philippe. Have you heard of it?

As someone known for her deep love of fine watches & regularly consulted for advice by friends & strangers (In fact, currently having a private conversation about purchasing in Switzerland, with someone from A Small World that I've never met offline nor had lengthy conversations with...), I wanted to scream, "Yes, I have heard of Patek Philippe! I am NOT impressed just because you own one." But I refrained & in my hesitation, he continued to tell me how Rolex doesn't make the best watches. Oh, if he could see the expression on my face (I didn't have video turned on)...

*McKayla not impressed pic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882660)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: yapping appetizing new version

Pure unhinged xo poaster level fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126680)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: razzle sweet tailpipe

People like this make me question the value of higher education. Sometimes I wish my parents pressured me into enlisting in the military and then pursuing some sort of prole career after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879700)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879713)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: tripping personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879974)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880759)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: carnelian queen of the night

Hook her up with JJC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879701)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: zombie-like irradiated brunch old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538086)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Rose chapel feces

sorry bro but this is boring as fuark

also $10,000 says she only dates white guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879703)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

3 days later:

I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!!

Emma: He's so smart, I'd be interested in him even if he were only making $80K.

Friend: ONLY? Do you mean that's not a lot? This is why I don't miss New York.

Friend2: In Wellington World, $80K is not a salary -- It's a signing bonus.

Friend3: In Emma World, 80K is 2 "I'm sorry I was late for dinner" gifts.

3 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879709)



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Date: February 14th, 2016 12:43 AM
Author: Vengeful casino

i love that these all get like 3 likes

a picture of my dog's shit gets more likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29825142)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: blue institution

I read all of these and i am seriously closer to killing myself than ive ever been. How does a person like this even exist in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879711)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

i'm sure she's totally worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879719)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: provocative hunting ground

She's fat to boot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883206)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: razzle sweet tailpipe

We need to enact societal change to prevent this from happening again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879721)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: blue institution

If CharlesPHD murdered this gook in cold blood and i was on the jury id vote to acquit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879726)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: razzle sweet tailpipe

Most people probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879749)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: cyan alpha garrison

why does this make you angry? She's going to end up alone or settling HARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879743)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:24 AM
Author: sooty dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880196)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:40 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060548)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: ocher center weed whacker

What does she bring to the table? Apparently not looks and personality. Is she rich, educated, and have a high paying 'prestige' job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879725)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

guessing: good educational credentials, meh looks, an essentially empty head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879733)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: ocher center weed whacker

That's prob about right. I'm guessing shitty unfulfilling job though, idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879739)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

probs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879762)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: provocative hunting ground

So nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883218)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She has a LAC undergrad and an Ivy MA. She seems to have a variety of professional pursuits that I literally can't tell how legit or flame they are (stuff like writing articles, founding some small-scale businesses, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879763)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

sounds pretty flamey...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879768)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: cyan alpha garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879786)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Edit: Thanks, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879806)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: cyan alpha garrison

Fine but why would you leave out that hilarious detail? It makes it so much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879812)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: ocher center weed whacker

Getting a dude who's accomplished something with his life is her last gasp hail Mary to convince her parents she's not a failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879813)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

women ALWAYS want a more accomplished guy. even the ones who flame/d otherwise like rowan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879834)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: White Costumed Stage Chad

She's probably *not* a 3, as rated by OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883285)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram statuses from last night:

Edited down due to Doobs. Suffice it to say she tagged no fewer than 26 different things in a post that couldn't have been more than 60 words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879728)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: cyan alpha garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879767)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

i think you underestimate doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879792)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Alas, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879798)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different statuses) from a party she attended last week. All of them had 20-plus hashtags. Most were posted at about 4 AM.

Edit: Whoops, she actually posted over 100 photos from that party, it's just that most were posted last week and she finished in the last couple days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879735)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

How hot is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879821)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Maybe a 4 or so, depending on your rating scale. Overweight and definitely has an aging face, but she doesn't have any deformities or w/e.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879830)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

HOLY FUCK. why are these guys talking to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879835)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

You know, let me revise it down. Probably a 3 at best, looking at some of her shittier pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879875)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

ok so my point stands by a factor of 10? who the fuck are these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879880)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

How disappointing. I was assuming she was an objective 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880282)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: Mind-boggling kitty cat

this is hard to believe. she's got to be at least an objective 5 (which gets bumped to a 7 for yellow fever bros).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880276)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880290)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Hmm...how about you post a pic of what you think a 5 Asian is and I can say if she's better or worse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880291)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling kitty cat

http://i.imgur.com/LyAElgF.jpg

Second from left on the nyuug scale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880328)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: Supple internal respiration

ty for posting this again, this scale is so lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880339)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

It is lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880345)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling kitty cat

lol i know man

but it's an important piece of board history now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880349)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

That scale is shit btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880343)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Supple internal respiration

there is no coherence to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880347)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880359)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Nowag Milk

CR, the "6" UCLA cheerleader WG on his scale is >>>>>>>>>>>> the 9 Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880973)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling kitty cat

as a fellow yellow fever breh i agree

i still think second from the left is around a 5-6 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880351)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

Yeah, I'm glad we agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880358)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

LOL, if THAT'S a five she's probably closer to a 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880892)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

Oh c'mon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881927)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She is just not hot man. She has no real attractive features, a creaking face, and she's a bit fat (maybe like 28 BMI). I rated her around a 4 because I figure 1-2 should be reserved for people with severe obesity, significant deformities/assymetries, trashiness, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881978)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: exhilarant location

There is no gradient.

Hysterical nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28950512)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Odious rough-skinned theatre

ALL the Asians looks the same. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30025233)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post from December:

"I am not simple. I am a challenge for any man, I will admit. As hard as I try to be the simple girl, it is just not in my nature to be one. I demand more from everyone because I see great potential.

I only want the best for myself and for my partner, so I will never just go along with some semblance of a mediocre, passionless relationship.

An unevolved man or a boy will always want the simple girl. He doesn’t want to have to work hard for anything, especially not a relationship. He doesn’t want to be challenged or confronted.

But, a real man knows that by being with a complicated girl, he will be better for it. At times, this girl can be difficult, but he knows her intentions are good. With healthy communication, the relationship will become stronger.

This is the type of girl you should marry. You may think it’s not what you want, but you want her. The easy girl will never satisfy you. She will be sweet but uninspiring. She will always leave you wanting more."

http://elitedaily.com/dating/marry-complicated-girl/858579/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879847)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: sooty dragon

man what I'd give to get her in a front of a fucking psychoanalyst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880212)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:30 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880772)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"My boyfriend is like a Lamborghini. I don't have a Lamborghini. LOL. tongue emoticon #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879861)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"An otherwise intelligent fellow Ivy graduate INSISTS that my [Ivy she got MA at] love is due to a lack of more compelling professional accomplishments (Unlike him, I am not building multi-m/billion dollar companies). I've repeatedly tried to convince him otherwise, to no avail."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879867)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: sooty dragon

He's got her pegged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880218)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Tonight's date: What are you reading? Emma: Bloomberg BusinessWeek. Date: Why would you read something so BORING?? Emma: #Next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879889)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: talented corner

twist: the date regularly reads top economic journals and finds mass publications utterly pedestrian.

aznshrew selfpwn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880308)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: buff lascivious filthpig mood

this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 10 place world wide to live for single guys.

there are Japanese single OL's who have 1/10 her requirements and are 100 times better looking and better personality.

what kind of Asian is she even? chink I'm guessing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879901)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

i mean your schtick is generally entire shit but there's some truth to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879909)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Yeah, last name looks Chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879918)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

well, but bpm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879922)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: buff lascivious filthpig mood

jfc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879929)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Writing about the dismal job market & some people's blatant insensitivity. Think before you speak, please! #CheckYourPrivilege"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879958)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:30 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879968)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: provocative hunting ground

But you have an IVY MA!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883247)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Last year, she took the Buzzfeed Quiz "Which Ivy League School Should You Attend?" She got Harvard.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/which-ivy-league-school-should-you-attend?fb_ref=Default#.rvD5DnVVd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879978)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her professional situation:

"Dear Friends who cannot comprehend how I don't have a "normal job" at the moment, please read this new Harvard Business Review article (in its entirety, not just the excerpt below) by Dorie Clark. I know you don't mean to be malicious, but some of your comments have been rather insensitive. I have been making huge personal and financial sacrifices to create a meaningful bridge to my next career step. I am working SO much harder than you might know -- A 9 to 5 job seems like a vacation in relative terms. I simply ask that you respect the fact that your circumstances & decisions might not be mine.

"And yet [she's now quoting the article, to be clear], despite the irony that, in some ways, I’m still doing my old job but without a paycheck, I’m now making (depending on the year) up to 10x more than my old salary. As Internet theorist Doc Searls has described, instead of making money “from” writing, I’m now earning it “because of” the exposure it provides me and the related opportunities generated in public speaking, consulting, and teaching. On one hand, I’m moving backward: blogging (oftentimes) for free is pretty lame for a former professional journalist who has been writing for nearly 15 years. On the other, I’m more successful professionally and financially than I’ve ever been. What I’ve discovered in this age of disruption is that for many of us, the reason we’re not moving forward as fast as we’d like is, ironically, our fear of going backward..."

We hear all the time from innovation and startup gurus that we have to be “willing to embrace failure.” What that really means is you must be able to afford to fail. Failure is expensive — in time, reputation, and money. But over time, the willingness to take chances (that may fail) is an investment in your future success."

Thank you to those friends who have supported me in this time of great transition, with food, love & humor. [Tags about ten people]

The article: https://hbr.org/2014/02/take-a-step-back-to-propel-your-career-forward/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879999)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:28 AM
Author: sooty dragon

nternet theorist Doc Searls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880221)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880780)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Other than letters of recommendation, application for journalism fellowship completed & submitted! Wish me luck!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880018)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: tripping personal credit line

people like this only exist in the world because we let them. it angers me. I'm feeling hopelessly mad right now. maybe this site is toxic after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880024)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: buff lascivious filthpig mood

this is what happens when you remove subhuman chinks from their natural habitat into a hypergamous society that fetishizes Asian women, giving them a hugely inflated ego, and telling these subhuman chink hoes they can achieve anything they want, and DESERVE chad.

Americans made their own bed, and they are gonna lie in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880053)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: tripping personal credit line

Nobody normal really fetishizes asians, guys will just fuck anything. this chick is a fucking mentally ill striver living a cargo cult sex and the city fantasy life as her retarded ovaries wither. Asians have ruined this country in many ways. Just cannot fucking chill out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880064)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: buff lascivious filthpig mood

mostly just chinks and the TTT christian Koreans. japanese are non-existent in non-Hawaii America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880085)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: tripping personal credit line

true japs are a good example why are they letting TTT crass korea dominate asia culturally now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880116)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate

There are some in Socal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881290)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: Maize Meetinghouse Psychic

um, they were assimilated bro. all succumbed to CHAD eventually, even if it took a few generations for some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987886)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: shaky candlestick maker office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883028)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"When a very successful entrepreneur takes you to lunch & begins the meal by asking for your feedback on his next venture. THAT. Yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880036)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:21 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

lol. THAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880176)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

300 (Yes, three hundred) pounds of clothing shipped off. Two carloads of stuff donated. Womble walks through my front door, "Your apartment looks the same." I know! #overwhelming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880090)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: dun house

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949795)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the game I am creating to pitch to Kickstarter / indiegogo. I drew a peace sign to represent her because she served in the Peace Corps. She drew a watch to represent me. Haha."

I'll let XO guess how many times I've seen her mention this fledgling Kickstarter again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880109)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: Supple internal respiration

WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE BITCHES TO BOULEY ON A FIRST DATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880216)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness

and she's a 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880226)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: sooty dragon

glad we're on the same wavelength here. holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880233)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:39 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880785)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: sooty dragon

This doesn't make sense.

How is this woman attracting such high quality guys.

How.

Everyone she's described I would marry sight unseen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880230)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: 180 box office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880253)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo

she never seems to mention the guys' looks. might have something to with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881232)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: sooty dragon

my eyes are bulging and I'm pounding my head into my table right now holy SHIT i dislike this person and everything she stands for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880236)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private message from a WellingtonBook man, which literally contains one word: hey*

Friend1: Really? No subject. No punctuation.

Emma: But he's wearing a green velvet tux!

Friend2: That sounds like what a wizard would wear while trying to imitate a Muggle.

Emma: I don't even know what that means.

Friend1: You don't have to know what it means other than it's a bad sign!

Emma: Aren't you impressed I even knew that was a Harry Potter reference?

Friend1 & Friend2: We are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880262)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: sooty dragon

stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880267)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: shaky candlestick maker office

why won't they kill her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883062)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:53 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060578)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars:

Angelina Jolie — Material too heavy. Length too long. Nice lipstick.

Jessica Chastian — Lovely embellishment, but overwhelms her frame.

Shailene Woodley — Cool design but the top is too reminiscent of a church confessional grate.

Rose Byrne — Top portion does not flatter. Fewer sequins would make her look less like a wet, oily sea otter.

Anne-Sophie Bion — Didn't we just see the sequined version on Rose Byrne?

Bingbing Li — Where is the groom?

Michelle Williams — All the clamshell ruffles just make me want to order a seafood platter.

Brett McKenzie — Yes! smile emoticon I don't know who this is, but I like that he's having fun.

Esperanza Spalding — Did your stylist run out of time to steam out the bottom?

Jane Seymour — Nice color. But boring & does not accentuate her waist.

Judy Greer — My favorite so far, but makes me think of highway lane dividers.

Viola Davis — Does not flatter at all.

Sacha Baron Cohen — As long as he's having fun.

Missi Pyle — Does not flatter at all.

Natalie Portman — How many ladybugs were killed to make that dress?

Melissa McCarthy — Love the movement of the sleeve.

Michel Hazanavicius — He might want to try a size larger for pants?

Maya Rudolph — I don't care for the dress, but it's a safe option.

Berenice Bejo — Nice dress but I would have opted for a different color.

Virginia Madsen — Too much heavy fabric swallows her waist.

Nick Krause and Amara Miller — Would have liked a more playful bowtie. Her dress is too mature for her.

Leah Thompson — Yes. My second favorite dress.

Morgan Spurlock — Don't care for the thin, black tie. At all.

Sherri Shepherd — I would have gone with less contract underneath.

Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann — Best dressed couple so far.

Kate Mara — Not sure about that flap that goes over the right arm. Her posture is distracting.

Kelly Ripa — Speaking of posture, Kelly works it!

Kristen Wiig — No. Looks like she stepped out in her underpinnings only.

Gary Oldman — His date is wearing my favorite dress so far.

Emma Stone — The enormous bow is a little distracting, as is the faded-looking hem.

Stacy Kiebler — The neckline is divine but the huge rose at the hip needs to go.

Diddy — Not caring for his bowtie. Wondering what kind of watch he's wearing.

Ellie Kemper — The colors of her dress coordinates with her hair very well.

Meryl Streep — Love her. She looks fantastic, but the dress is way too baggy.

Matthew Lillard — Suit is too large. Different shoes, too, please.

Anna Faris — Wow. The House Bunny is REALLY covered up!

Octavia Spencer — Pretty dress. Why does she look so displeased?

Pharrell Williams — I like the playful smirk. Don't care for the piping on the lapel & vest, however.

Stopping here unless anyone really wants me to continue….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880275)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: sooty dragon

why God WHY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880295)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27887695)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: yapping appetizing new version

YES! I knew I would see one of these!! LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126751)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Religious views: good food good friends

Political views: Veil of Ignorance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880315)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: talented corner

looks like we've got a rawlsian SCHOLAR here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880318)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: sooty dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880404)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:20 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

Is there any way we can market this chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880418)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 6:42 AM
Author: Vibrant bawdyhouse hairy legs

I thought xo was flame and that people like this dont actually exist. What. The. Fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880667)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:15 AM
Author: bespoke deer antler rehab

Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880735)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:36 AM
Author: indecent very tactful space round eye

Is the watch obsession an azn thing? The only other people I've known to be as obsessed with watches are forever-alone azn men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880782)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:42 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880788)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:47 AM
Author: Supple internal respiration

yes, i live in asia and people are constantly surprised i dont rock a watch. sorry, not worth 40K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880928)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: buff lascivious filthpig mood

i used to think this, but i'm about to cave and get a starter one.

jap cuties expect you to have one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880962)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:57 AM
Author: Supple internal respiration

which one you looking at? i dont think i could maintain one properly to justify the cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880964)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: buff lascivious filthpig mood

i like Omega's, but i need to do more research. might just pick up a Seiko until i run into a good used Omega though.

sometimes, you need a watch or else you look underdressed. it's not too common in China or other Chinese majority countries, but it's common in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881112)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: provocative hunting ground

Don't sell out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883276)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: shaky candlestick maker office

and it's a meaningless status symbol in an age where we carry a cellphone 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883069)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:55 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060580)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Nowag Milk

She sounds ugly and horrible. How have you not unsubscribed to her posts to avoid seeing this shit in your newsfeed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880989)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to my feed and I enjoy seeing XO concepts play out in real life. They also don't pop up THAT frequently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881022)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: shaky candlestick maker office

I'm the same way. Have a couple like these -- not nearly as bad of course, but similar -- and it's like tonguing a toothache, you just can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883045)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: disturbing pocket flask

subtle soft tooth trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32528785)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4" blond finance guy... Under 30!! #VeryPleasantlySurprised"

18 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881423)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writing in graduate school? What a WASTE OF MONEY. #‎DatingProblems"

3 Likes

Follow-up comment: "AND my French toast was TERRIBLE. Now, I need to look for other food."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881432)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Nowag Milk

how do you restrain yourself from commenting if you won't block her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881458)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I mostly just find it funny. I don't get MAF about this sort of thing, probably because I'm not involved with the shrew dating scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881472)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Real question: Does anyone use email for non-work reasons anymore? Guy I've been seeing for over a month thinks email is passe. He has no idea what my email is because "why do I need your email? I can call & text you. It's much better to have a CEO's direct phone number than his email. I get over a thousand emails a day. Reaching me by phone or text is way faster."

I still think it's weird."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881446)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: bespoke deer antler rehab

The contemporary mid-30s urban asian shrew is the most fungible member of the dating market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881465)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She has pinned 4,644 things on Pinterest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881867)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:57 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060588)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Ultramarine Pervert Parlour

It's bizarre when people want qualities in others just to "check the box" rather than out of any real desire for them. She doesn't sound like she's describing a hot date here, more like a job interview. So robotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881952)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: 180 box office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881976)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: sooty dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27886310)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Fluffy ebony bbw

She would fail the Voight-Kampff test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27886325)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:51 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Ultramarine Pervert Parlour

and the turing test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27888186)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Stirring drab halford associate

LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126726)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness

so she went to Penn, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882029)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo

she seems like a columbia MA to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883041)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Onyx dashing selfie

Prob. journalism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27887868)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: electric mauve mad-dog skullcap keepsake machete

this sounds 100% correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27887897)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Crusty Dilemma Giraffe

I would have guessed Cornell for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883067)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: White Costumed Stage Chad

If not flame, I can only conclude the reason I'm not going on dates with these guys is that I'm not prestigious or shallow enough. Will work on improving myself to be more like this shrew, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882118)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: poppy arousing codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889638)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Galvanic university

how has her head not been bashed in yet? is this really the way NYC women operate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882854)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Fluffy ebony bbw

yes, it really is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882880)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness

btw you need to post a screen shot with identifying info blacked out to convince us all that this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882862)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Maroon theater

There is no way he is making this much shit up. Too much detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882888)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness

yeah i agree, i think it's real. but seeing a screen shot would drive it home and make it more hilarious IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882912)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I'm a bit paranoid about accidentally outing myself with PC screenshots, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883074)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: shaky candlestick maker office

don't do it - obviously you're not making this much up and you're already doing enough to entertain us (ok sicken us)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883117)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Fluffy ebony bbw

MODS! plz stop Charles XII from outing 433.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882878)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: comical property

no-one remembers creepy pumo flameout? this won't end well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883278)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: provocative hunting ground

SHREWMO OUTTED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883283)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Fluffy ebony bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889302)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: peach school cafeteria

shitty flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883298)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Bro, how the Hell could I produce a flame this massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883964)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Though the moniker is fitting for such a claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27884987)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Posted at 1 AM last night:

"Men in tuxes. Yes, please. smile emoticon #BlackTie"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889170)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Onyx dashing selfie

Sounds like a misguided attempt at branding herself s some kind of elite media personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889714)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo

wasn't RSF at a black tie party last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896811)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Updating my LinkedIn profile & found out that I was written up in [Extremely obscure publication] for my [Extremely obscure event] keynote. smile emoticon"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27894389)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I glanced at said write-up and it turns out it describes some of her professional history. Turns out she spent like 5 years simply working for her alma mater after finishing her MA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896752)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"The 22 most memorable quotes from the new Elon Musk book, ranked - The Washington Post http://ow.ly/3xRIMw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896765)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate

You are doing God's work in this thread, bro, keep it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896905)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put - NYTimes.com http://ow.ly/3xSlLT ‪#DatingProblems People need to step up & stop playing games."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27906499)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Actually, I am interested in the timepiece. Mmm... Timepieces!"

Links to this pic: https://www.facebook.com/thehitschristchurch/photos/a.426000704187314.1073741830.280939955360057/765378783582836/?type=1&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27906513)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & especially those who know me via my enduring love for exclusive timepieces (Hi aSmallWorld!), that I would be quoted in a article about highly educated Manhattan women who covet $150,000 purses. (As a high school student on the Upper East Side, I had a subscription to Vogue (The adult version) & coveted the Hermes Kelly. Birkin is just too big, even for me.)

But don't worry future Husband, I wouldn't spend more than $10,000 on a bag... OK, OK... $20,000 tops. (Notice I don't give an amount for wristwatches? LOL. (Oh, when will you be mine, my precious Lange 1??? http://monochrome-watches.com/lange-1-daymatic/)) My personality would never survive the kind of male dominance described by Dr. Wendy Martin (The Yale version of the Princeton Mom?), however. ‪#ForeverAlone"

I won't link the exact article, but it's a spinoff talking about this one (or rather, the book the author of it wrote):

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/opinion/sunday/poor-little-rich-women.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27984967)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: White Costumed Stage Chad

I don't believe anyone would write "okay future husband i won't spend more than $10k on a bag"

Screenshot and remove all identifying information or this thread is worthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985163)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

No, I want to believe this isn't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985474)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Well, if you insist:

http://imgur.com/zlRzTep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986647)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986667)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: White Costumed Stage Chad

Oh God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989569)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: fragrant disrespectful plaza toilet seat

wtf

is she hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985272)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

A 4 at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985450)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Nowag Milk

lol, she actually pays for a subscription to aSW still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986671)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: Cordovan Angry Parlor Cuckoldry

wonder if its more embarrassing to have ur nude pics in public or these poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986693)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Maize Meetinghouse Psychic

oh what a nested parentheses scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987901)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: crystalline curious therapy

someone needs to scrape all her posts and make a markov chain twitterbot that just tweets in her style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986768)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Glittery crackhouse

Holy fuck. I googled around and found OP's chick (no doobs, i swear) and this thread is 100% not flame. Here's the "finally, a worthy suitor" pic:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987077)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: honey-headed spot

jfc she's terrible and could be a binary 0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987835)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: fragrant disrespectful plaza toilet seat

could be? wtf is wrong with you, IS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989574)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Oh god, I never noticed, but her FB is 100% public, isn't it? I suppose there's nothing stopping you, then. I just don't want her getting harassed by XO psychos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988176)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990693)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I mean, it's a public account, so it's basically like linking a blog. I've defriended myself to avoid an outing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990731)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible gay wizard

I don't hate her as much after seeing how ugly she is. I just pity her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990736)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102854)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: honey-headed spot

FUCK we have the mutual friends. all insufferable. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126558)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

This makes me wonder how many poasters I'm one degree of separation from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126591)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: honey-headed spot

i know for a fact I was friends with several poasters via pre-ITE who are now basically retired. Current? Not sure, but if there are legit HYP people here, definitely people in common with several poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126736)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Diverse opaque field reading party

still hilarious that I had a handful of mutual friends with her. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460349)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: yapping appetizing new version

fuck her shit wont load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28129392)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo

do it. XO could use a new mascot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988190)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Crimson Resort Ladyboy

That is one of the more hideous women I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989565)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: fragrant disrespectful plaza toilet seat

lol i threw up a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989573)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: White Costumed Stage Chad

Please be flame.

*torches this entire thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989580)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:55 AM
Author: Bronze Flatulent Kitty

*smothers you with this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460457)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990676)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Coral regret

WTF, I figured she'd at least be skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990787)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

As a yellowfever mo I'm incredibly disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102858)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27991649)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: razzle sweet tailpipe

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28129333)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

LOL holy shit:

I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Impossible Princess -- The Cut http://ow.ly/3xVdqy (Was never a George Girl.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27998494)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27998940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate

Your poast needs a trigger warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102869)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

*Turns to stone*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102873)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Light Famous Landscape Painting Gaming Laptop

reading through this entire thread for the first time and laughed my fucking ass off irl at this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061311)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Passionate Point

She is hideous and a liar. She should be put down immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103010)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: White Costumed Stage Chad

Omg please be flame. How can she be getting more dates than me? Fuck this gay earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103032)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: Passionate Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103086)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:38 PM
Author: buff lascivious filthpig mood

she is mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126687)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:05 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060606)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: mewling pit

This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time.

Thank to OP for putting this together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103144)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34053165)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126541)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: razzle sweet tailpipe

Anyone rating her as a 4 is a sick fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28129345)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She's still dating away:

Tonight's date is a super tan, fit, Eurasian, Harvard-educated, former-Goldman Wellington who speaks French fluently??? ‪#surprise‬!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28259059)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: provocative hunting ground

How the fuck does she land dudes like that? He must be hideous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28259104)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Onyx dashing selfie

she looks really familiar, I swear I've dealt with her... she reminds me of luxury p.r. people, although she seems do be suffering from a reverse body dysmorphia disorder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28259206)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Naturally:

"Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open letter after being told she was TOO FAT | Daily Mail Online"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28325231)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Lay Laser Beams

Lol. I'm in disbelief. I've never met anyone like this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28326113)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: histrionic aquamarine gunner

That means you have NEVER lived in any major American metropolitan area. Outed as an ARE COUNTRY Halfordian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28326908)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: slate impertinent sneaky criminal goyim

guys the dating stories are mostly or entirely false. stop pissing yourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28327739)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

If they're flame, it's all created by her. None of this is fabricated by me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949659)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Oh boy, another dating post, from last week:

"Somehow I went from NOTHING to having a 24 year old & a 50 year old interested in me. Do I want to be a cougar or a kitten?

Update for those of you who "need" more information:

24 year old is a HYP (Harvard Yale Princeton) boy. When I mentioned [School], he asked why he would go to a second tier Ivy. 😒 Works at Goldman. 6'4" & looks like jailbait Jude Law. Plays violin. Maybe fluent in French. Lives in my neighborhood.

50 year old is UC Berkeley environmental engineer & serial entrepreneur. 5'10" & very boyish good looks. Nice voice. He's not intimidated by my personality. Drives a custom Audi A7 & is serious about his wine. Lives in SF but has an office in Manhattan."

24 likes, about 15 comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949652)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Pearly Abnormal Yarmulke

lol at having to explain what HYP is. what unprestigious audience is she writing for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949662)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Well, she did go to a mere second-tier Ivy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949671)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two different guys into her. Not sure if this just describes one of them or if she is shrewing it up to the max:

"Started October by calling Teke to express that I am .not. amused by his recent [lack of] actions.

(Ah, the joys of dating me! grin emoticon It takes a strong man to survive more than a month with me. I like it that way, though. ‪#‎DatingProblems‬)

Teke: Do you have a history with him? Did you guys date?

Emma: Date??? I reprimand him almost EVERY time we have a phone call! He & I would NEVER date.

Teke: You're pretty rough on him.

Emma: When I am not satisfied, I don't mince words. I am extremely blunt. You'll never need to guess where you stand with me. I'll tell you directly. ...You already saw that tonight at the beginning of this call.

Teke: It did not bother me. I understand & I'm happy about it. I like it this way & I know you do, too.

*Impressed* *Surprised* ‪#‎TeamTeke‬

We'll see how I feel when we conduct a year end review. LOL. But seriously..."

She then posted this picture: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIMhmUPWEAA48TQ.jpg

7 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949687)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what she posts is pictures with minimal text and I don't want to direct link, but she's still at it. All of these are from the past three weeks:

"The one guy I spoke to tonight turns out to be an Ivy League electrical engineering major named after his mother's Arabian horse. *smiley face x3* #obvi"

"Tonight's date wore a watch for the past 1,100 out of 1,103 days. Guess which day today was. #DatingProblems *puke face* *sad face* *tongue-out face* #WatchProblems *smiley face x3*

"If it takes > 6 txts to set up a date, I AM CALLING YOU. #DatingProblems #OldSchool #MyTimeIsPrecious"

"Tonight's date: Fellow native NYer, who graduated from Packer Collegiate Institute - Apparently a very prestigious HS I only heard of today."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460151)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: razzle sweet tailpipe

This bitch does not have a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460157)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: sooty dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460344)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: floppy low-t crotch business firm

I call flame

No one can be so clueless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460338)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: Diverse opaque field reading party

LOL at PACKER.

lofty PACKER! 40k to go the brooklyn equivalent of birch wathen lenox. just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460366)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Not being from the land of five-figure prep schools, I'm guessing Birch Wathen Lenox is some other not-prestigious prep school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460388)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 AM
Author: Diverse opaque field reading party

yeah.

here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. but if you take that kinda thing seriously, paying what you pay to send your kid to Packer is a fail.

if you're good parents and your kid is a decent, hard working kid, you get the same results for Packer from Morrow, Midwood and a bunch of other public HS that are not the specialized schools.

These schools are, to no one's surprise, about networking at a young age. but ROFL they're being so indoctrinated in nonsense and, in particular, self-loathing of their privilege that they will likely waste all of that capital. It's just hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460440)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:00 AM
Author: Autistic Really Tough Guy

jfc this thread is a horrible rabbit hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460492)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460514)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness

this is all rather unbelievable and i'm amazed that she exists in the wild; i would assume it's all elaborate flame if i did not trust you as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460519)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:28 AM
Author: fuchsia state

180 thread OP

set her up with jjc OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460582)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous & kind gf bc she didn't know Gershwin. I passed the music test with Ravel's Bolero. *smiley face*"

10 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29477219)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: Effete gas station

Please tell me this one is fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29477235)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

100% real, posted about 14 hours ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29477243)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:09 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060618)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Why am I already discussing engagement rings with Thursday's first date? (Highly probable date won't happen. #stubborn ;) #DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517797)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: startled jet athletic conference toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517802)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate

This is one of the GOATUS threads of 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517811)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Cracking hall son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29647024)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Unholy metal sandwich

Is this what they mean when they say Asians have no soul? This is like a black hole of a person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517973)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Accused of being socialist by an attorney living in a ultra luxury apt. Then, a liberal by an ultra wealthy Southerner. #DatingProblems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29618042)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: startled jet athletic conference toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29618049)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"My friends will LOVE: UPenn guy no longer interested after I didn't tell him my alma material, then accuses me of going to a state school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646677)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

One of the follow-ups comments are great as well:

"I'm not sure you're actually dating. I think you're auditioning men for bit parts in the wonderful roller coaster tale of your life, but it is unclear that you're actually setting it up for any of them to join the cast. Which is totally fine, and I appreciate the stories."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646686)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Cracking hall son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29647028)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: crystalline curious therapy

You've met this person in the flesh? She sounds like the living avatar of a Last Psychiatrist screed. Like what youd expect if you turned a Markov chain twitterbot loose on a list of aspirational brands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646757)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Yeah, I've met her IRL, though it predated my discovery of XO so I wasn't on the lookout for hardcore shrew tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646878)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthday to herself, which shows a single candle burning in a ceramic cup that appears to have at least five scoops of ice cream in it (one vanilla, three chocolate, and the remaining 1+ are buried deeper inside the cup and can't be seen).

It has a #foreveralone hashtag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29824815)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: nudist double fault forum

Her birthday wish is for "Wellington!" which I gather to be her shorthand for the kind of HANDSOME and "successful" (read: rich) man she so delusionally thinks she deserves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283988)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:11 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060622)



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Date: February 29th, 2016 5:45 PM
Author: nudist double fault forum

Have you noticed how she awkwardly jams her (manicured and be-ringed) thumb into a huge number of her photographs? Presumably to show off the aforementioned manicure and ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29946594)



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Date: February 29th, 2016 5:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I hadn't but now that you've mentioned it I see it everywhere.

WTF is up with putting a ring on your thumb, anyway? Is that common?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29946686)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatting up a guy: BA biotech, MS computer science + business, MBA. & British accent. *smile emoticon*"

Comment chain:

Other guy: "Sounds like my polish molecular biologist with benefits. Nature/Science publications?"

Emma: "I haven't gotten so personal as to ask if he's been published! *shocked emoticon* *grin emoticon*"

Emma: "Also, he switched careers because he likes people jobs, v. lab isolation jobs. BUT, he still loves science."

Emma: "If mine doesn't work out, can I have yours?"

Other guy: "You'd have to ask HIS husband *smile emoticon*

But he's involved in this patent dispute over DNA scissors"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30025202)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Frozen sanctuary

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30025266)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Idiotic Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness

*shoots flame thrower into that comment exchange*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30131529)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: pea-brained depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30218147)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"If I could afford to be in school for a lifetime..."

Links to this article:

https://www.insidehighered.com/views/2014/05/01/man-amasses-credentials-all-8-ivy-institutions-essay#.Vs9AJK_6gh8.facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30130947)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy with 47 mutual connections. No reponse, yet(?) Who knows him? #‎TinderProblems"

A noteworthy response:

Guy: "Didn't you just have food poisoning? Lmao"

Emma: "Exactly. I need someone to take care of me. #SingleProblems"

Emma: "Plus, he was wearing scrubs in one of his photos."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30218126)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: Diverse opaque field reading party

she's pulling like a shrew version of XO Milo and is vamping it up because she thinks it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30218187)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Half Of Ivy League Students Get This WRONG, Will You? Share Your Answer. Then See If You’re Correct: – AWM http://ow.ly/3zxmga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30240701)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't txt me until noon the NEXT day & wonders why he should apologize?? #DatingProblems"

9 likes, a wow, and an angry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30240713)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & me for 20 minutes, then told me I'm single bc I'm FAT. #NYCproblems"

Enriched by this earlier comment:

"I had a ROUGH morning AND there were no #amNY chips to cheer me up during my train ride to work today! :( #NYCproblems"

As well as these replies:

Emma: "& to put it in context, the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump."

Friend: "Seriously????!!!!! Where do I even start with that, other than just, wow, what an insufferable vapid lout????"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283808)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate

Johnsmeyer isn't a pound over 300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283825)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Glittery crackhouse

"the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump"

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124919)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting:

"Talking to 3 super successful men. 2 out of town & 1 sick. #‎DatingProblems‬ #FAIL"

Friend: "You should talk to unsuccessful men. They would worship you."

Emma: "PASS."

Friend: "Are you sure? LOL!"

Emma: "Yes. Final answer."

Emma: "I can't even deal with a lot of the successful men."

Friend2: "What does "success" entail in this case?"

Emma: "Professional. What kind of success do you look for?"

Friend2: "What does professional mean to you? Professional and successful comes in so many ways."

Emma: "Achieved their goals career-wise [LOL this is a great euphemism], love their job & looking to greater achievements. I'm confused by these questions..."

Friend2: "Great achievements" and "achieved their goals career-wise" usually = makes a lot of money, that's all.

What if the career goal was to be a high school English teacher? Or a really good fireman who saved lives? Or a really great artist who owned his own studio?

Also, why does someone have to love their job? I don't love my job and likely never will, but my career enables me to pursue outside passions -- which is what I REALLY live for. I know many successful, attractive men feel similar."

Emma: "If the career goal was to be a high school English teacher & he is, then great. He's successful. He reached his goal. Simple." [Note: I have never seen her post about dating a teacher]

Emma: "PERSONALLY, not everyone needs to agree with me, I prefer men who love their jobs. I've met too many that hate their job & it's a super downer. It's not something I want to deal with in my relationship right now. It's so nice to be with men who love their job & aren't griping about it 24/7. They are exhilarated by their career, whether it be as a HS English teacher or fireman, & it's joyous."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283828)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: nudist double fault forum

Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion with regards to dating, the barely disguised panic as to her employment status, the ever-so-gentle pushback from concerned friends in the comments (buried in the pile of you-go-girl sycophancy). I can't get a good sense for how much she believes her own hype -- does she really think she's going to beat the odds and find a man to her standards, and does she really think she's working unbelievably hard to carve out her own professional path? Or is she just putting on a brave face for her friends?

Did you know she has at least two other facebook accounts? It looks like one has a lot of undergrad stuff and the other is slightly newer. Both under her real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30284047)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

The most astonishing thing to me is that she's been quasi-blogging about all these dating failures for THREE YEARS now and I don't think she's ever had a relationship lasting over a month in that span (or at least, she didn't post about it). It's really incredible.

I noticed one of the other accounts and was pretty confused as to why it exists. Why not just remake your existing account and delete old shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30284061)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: nudist double fault forum

Honestly I'm baffled that she even gets first dates. As has been amply noted ITT, she brings absolutely nothing to the table. I wonder if she hits up these incredibly successful HANDSOMES for networking lunches or something like that, then tries to convert it into a date (or delusionally thinks that it constitutes a date). I can't think of any other way that she could even get a drink with the caliber of dude she talks about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30284091)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked this photo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFSuXQfHjGN/

She also recently wrote a HuffPo article. She didn't mention how HuffPo doesn't pay writers.

Also:

"STILL seeking this.

Tonight's double Ivy date at Peacock Alley in the Waldorf Astoria very confusing. Gave me super mixed signals. Neutral to uninterested(?) to interested??? #‎DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30469825)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: balding jet-lagged electric furnace boltzmann

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30469946)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060631)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the following post:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/05/18/lady-spiders-demand-gifts-from-their-gentleman-callers-or-else-they-eat-them/?tid=sm_fb

Did you bring me a QUARTZ wristwatch & processed food??? How DARE you!!! *sigh emoji* *sick emoji* *cheshire grin emoji*

#SpiritInsect‬ *3 smile emojis*

Males "can be deceitful little creatures. Some males actually bring fake gifts — inedible plant seeds or the remains of an insect they've already eaten — and try to pass off these packages as legit meals.

A 2011 study in BMC Evolutionary Biology found that females responded to worthless gifts by ending mating sooner than if the gift had been good."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30538762)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

C'mon I thought this was a great one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30541680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: brilliant school

pls poast more interactions between ppl who comment on her updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542030)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good follow-up.

Friend: Your spider will come, Emma. smile emoticon

Emma: Did you see my Tweet to #NostagiaChat? Super cute & smart date tonight, BUT lives in Canada. *3x grin emoticon* Leaves Tuesday & has work dinners during the week.

Friend: Sounds like a step in the right direction...

Emma: at least he picked a nice place to feed me. *3x smile emoticon*

She then posts an instagram photo of some weird salad from her Sunday night date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542598)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: brilliant school

ugh, jfc. *cringe-jacking myself* OH GOD UHHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542649)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: Sapphire laughsome lodge

HO LEE FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542686)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30544690)



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Date: July 2nd, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

WHY??? :P LOL. // Why Hong Kong's Richest Man Wears a $500 Watch - Bloomberg LP http://ht.ly/Zb2r301NWgs cc @WatchTime #timepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30839430)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31663756)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: Clear Titillating Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664251)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:21 PM
Author: lime hell

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664496)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: bateful genital piercing macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538144)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060633)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 separate posts that contain the hashtag #DatingProblems.

No evidence of a long-term relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31663743)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: lime hell

i want to fucking die after reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664243)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: Sapphire laughsome lodge

DC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664499)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: lime hell

NYC apparently

she sounds like a good fit for DC now that you mention it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664507)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Totally unintentional in January: First #date of the month on the first day of the month: Harvard Club with Columbia JD/MBA + Harvard MPA. Last date of the month on the last day of the month: Yale Club with LSE PhD in economics. Mid-month: Two successful Yalies. Annnnnnd... Still single! *goofy face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537476)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Frum erotic set elastic band

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537571)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate

You're doing God's work in this thread, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538209)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: Twinkling prole church

how ugly are these dudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538624)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with undercooked poultry last night for dinner & today for lunch. *shocked face*

Someone take me out for a properly cooked dinner! (February is my birthday month, after all.) *playful face* #ForeverAlone *rooster*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537520)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Won't link her photos, but she wears a Dartmouth class ring on her left thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537546)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Adventurous Crimson Resort Ladyboy

Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this thread and she is a horrific looking asian chick (I say this as someone who is pretty generous with describing female attractiveness, not like crazy XO poster description of hideous).

I laugh everytime I see a Wolfgang's or hear it referenced, because I think of this heinous looking shrew, who thinks she's fucking high class, thinking it's fucking Wolfgang Puck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537603)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Yeah I won't post pics but she looks really bad, especially considering most Asian chicks hold up well in their 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537652)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Adventurous Crimson Resort Ladyboy

Right, there are tons of women posted on this site as "ugly" and I laugh, because, fuck it, I'm no adonis. This is not one of those instances, which people have to understand to really appreciate how absurd this is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537685)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Sadly I can't illustrate it but I think it's worth noting this woman seems to Instagram almost everything she eats or drinks. Almost always has her left hand placed strategically to show off that Dartmouth class ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537726)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Plum geriatric affirmative action public bath

I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for their friends to date NON "elite" UG guys

sorry. flame. they will ding you for cornell, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537759)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: lime hell

what the fuck man she's STILL posting actively?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538040)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538133)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Relentlessly. She has made about 260 posts in the past month. Most of them are cross-posted Hootsuite or Instagram posts with a trillion hashtags; of those posts most are of whatever food or drink she is consuming. It's a hard slog digging up the ones that are distinctive enough to be funny on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538207)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: snowy native

there's gotta be a longitudinal study in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538182)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: aromatic orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

there are still links to her pics itt

she is a legitimate 3, maybe a 3.5 if you have yellow fever. she has to be making up all these dates, there is no fucking way any half-way successful guy would want to be seen in public with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538564)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: mahogany stag film doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32539818)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: Light Famous Landscape Painting Gaming Laptop

*kidnaps her*

*waterboards her with milk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32539237)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Group (SIG) with similar backgrounds supporting current students on campus and fellow alumni) invited me to their luncheon on the 25th (see below), & just encouraged me to bring other Dartmouth alumni to the event. Anyone interested in joining me?

Networking lunch with 350 students & alumni - Amherst, Columbia/Barnard, Brown, Cornell, Dartmouth, Duke, Georgetown, Haverford, Harvard, Lehigh, MIT, Pomona, Princeton, Stanford, Swarthmore, Tufts, Penn & Yale to share our life & career experiences and support the next generation in meaningful ways."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591912)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to build a strong career for yourself -- At EVERY stage of your journey. I've been reading her work regularly since my days at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth. She is the best!

https://hbr.org/2017/01/your-career-needs-many-mentors-not-just-one"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591931)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend of the month.

Who wants to road trip / explore campus with me?

*three tears of joy emojis*

#IvyLeague"

These last few are more mundane but 1. They're literally all posted in the past 24 hours, and 2. I feel the need to emphasize how OBSESSED she is with college pedigrees despite being in her late 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591947)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: brilliant school

She must have friends who have called her out on this shit. Does she get likes and supportive comment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32592030)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I've never seen anybody call her out. Most posts get at least 1-2 likes and some get many more. I haven't posted comments as often recently, but a lot of the earlier posts in this thread give an idea of the comment structure.

I do get the feeling her posts are getting less engagement than in the past, but like 80% or more of her posts are Instagram or Hootsuite crossposts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32592083)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She just shared this photo, together with "#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1268731226510048.1073744071.288157034567477/1268731883176649/?type=3&theater

Also shared this one two days earlier:

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1266636770052827.1073744064.288157034567477/1266638216719349/?type=3&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591979)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"People, use social media to empower your network! [Various people] are experts at this. Read their work to learn how to effectively brand yourself online.

The image below is an exchange with a Wellesley College alumna I met virtually via a social Facebook group. This conversation about technology wouldn't have happened if I did not post photos from [name]'s #WomenWhoCode class today. [Name] was also at this event because she's been welcomed into G.Crew. I met her via [name] via Yelp. Yes, Yelp.

Earlier this week, I went to a Dartmouth Entrepreneurship Network (DEN) event where an alumnus introduced himself by telling me that he recognized me from Facebook photos with two fellow Dartmouth alumni. Also in the group was another Dartmouth alumnus I met at Internet Week because I was wearing a Dartmouth shirt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32592026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32593003)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She just visited Tel Aviv!

"GREAT trip that EXCEEDED expectations. Lots of new food, fun & friends! :) LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!"

She also attended a TEDx event in NYC, which had a board inviting ppl to post sticky notes stating what was left on their bucket list. Her entry:

http://i.imgur.com/AD9Gz8D.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32727870)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: zombie-like irradiated brunch old irish cottage

"Produce book of global travel"

Wtf does that even mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728203)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: claret ticket booth

The dartmouth class ring is really off the hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728701)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

It's in like 70% of her photos too. I'll post a bunch of them sometime to drive the point home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728726)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: Ungodly Exciting Piazza Knife

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32869607)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Linked this article:

http://www.someecards.com/love/breakups/breakup-couple-photo-shoot/

With this text:

"You *know* this is something I'd do.

Except that I haven't been in anything close to a relationship since 2010. Coincidentally, when I was engaged.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728196)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Twinkling prole church

I have a friend who has a JJC complex. Indian guy. Still might be a virgin. Is convinced ibanking is how he will become a Chad. I showed him this thread and it was eye opening. He's a little more redpilled now and spends far less time droning on about "banking Chads" for several hours a day. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728213)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

ty for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728222)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: cheese-eating wild mediation market

this post alone is a 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728311)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: Glittery crackhouse

"droning on about "banking Chads" for several hours a day"

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124927)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: lime hell

u saved a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33702752)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: naked chestnut partner church building

how does this shed light on banking Chads who might still have 180 lives

this woman's creepy fan obsession with PRESTIGE has no relevance except maybe showing him that his obsession is also stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182158)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: zombie-like irradiated brunch old irish cottage

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://mobile.twitter.com/williamwdepew/status/833910761768501248/photo/3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728227)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Cerebral insane newt windowlicker

the self loathing requisite to a good GC robot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728249)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Today, a link to this image:

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1291994967517007.1073744180.288157034567477/1291995054183665/?type=3&theater

With this text:

"THIS. & given the difficulty of the past decade, it should be a brand new Vitamix.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32745572)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me at the end. Then I found out that he's NOT EVEN TWENTY-FIVE! *sanzaru emoji*

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32869556)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Sapphire laughsome lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Two more dead ends this weekend.

This is insanity. #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32902289)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: brilliant school

how did you meet her

do her friends console her in these poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32902306)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She gets very generic support, not a lot of substantive comments. I've noticed a general decline in the level of substance over time, both in terms of her own posts and in the responses of her friends. A few years back she was doing full blog posts on dates, and getting pretty long comments. Now it's throwaway posts just getting likes or very short comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32902459)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: racy azn

this seems to reflect on a certain type of fatigue people have with virtue signalers in general. it's not her versus people are simply tired of affirming the narcissists in their midst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040125)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Could also be that her friend group is aging and gradually fading out of the social meteor game, while she soldiers on like nothing has happened.

Totally idle speculation on my part though; I'm not an expert on these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040192)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: racy azn

interesting. i can see that as well.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040233)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: domesticated menage

She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a shrew as much as a crazy lady.

Great example...this attractive, rich, well educated Britt stays at work hours late just to see her for 5 minutes?? Either A) this didn't happen and she is lying or B) he gets no attention ever from women and is actually a fat ugly dude who looks 50 at 38.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905440)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Excitant unhinged headpube

This was also my reaction. Strong resemblance to the social media presence of an old school acquaintance who has significant mental illness/personality disorders. These people make me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32907171)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Offensive Principal's Office Mental Disorder

That was my conclusion as well. Something just doesn't jive with her posts. CharlesXII, does she ever post photos of her dates? Can you confirm these guys even exist? Because otherwise I think you can make a strong case that they're figments of her imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040287)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: racy azn

there is a woman i know who is an artist who for well over a year shared stories of this fellow artist and there on again off again affair. it was a whirlwind thing that involved plot twists and turns. eventually she had a bipolar break and was LEGIT bellvue hospitalized. fast forward years later---i go to brooklyn museum for this event and MEET this guy. we chat and chat and i bring up this mutual friend. QUOTE "oh her! dude, she's psycho. she made up all these crazy stories and told a bunch of people we were in some romance. dude...i've kissed her cheek a couple of times. "

and i ran backwards all the shit she told me and 100% this bro was telling the truth. sounds like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040316)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Offensive Principal's Office Mental Disorder

insane. maybe the subject of OP is doing that with guys she's met in passing or viewed on linkedin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040556)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

As a matter of fact, no, I can't recall a single photo of one of her dates.

Still not prepared to say it's all flame, though. A strong point in favor of her dates being real is that she never seems to have a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040325)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Offensive Principal's Office Mental Disorder

True. But what if her end game is to get sympathy from others and/or make herself out to be so desirable that no man is good enough for her? If she never has a second date then she can keep this going indefinitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040549)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060643)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Smoky trip national cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905579)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Emerald Persian Pozpig

First time seeing this. Why are people so mad over this shrew? She is stone cold 1 on a scale of 20. I feel only pity for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905857)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

A doozy of a thread from last night:

"Tonight's date to me, "You can afford membership to a private club, you went to Dartmouth."

*thousand-yard-stare face*

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

This one generated quite a few comments. The better excerpts:

Friend A: "I went to Dartmouth and I can't afford a pizza."

Emma: "It's too bad we are incompatible in so many ways. He's attractive, smart & very familiar with Dartmouth."

Friend B: "More importantly, can you afford it and do you value it at that amount..."

Emma: "I'm saving for an apartment. Plus, I need dental work. Plus, other health bills. #AdultProblems"

Friend C: "Pray tell how did he find out you went to Dartmouth?"

Emma: "He asked me. I was trying to avoid revealing it."

Friend C: "And so what if you can't afford a private club, does that poison the date?"

Emma: "Apparently, it was one of many strikes against me?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917794)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: brilliant school

she didn't even go their for a professional degree or undergrad degree, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917853)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Nope, writing MA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917872)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: brilliant school

so hard not to cringe at her posts

makes me uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917887)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: racy azn

OH this makes it WAY worse.

good grief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040108)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200 photos to Facebook. Of these photos, exactly 160 of them featured her Dartmouth ring. I created an imgur album of examples.

http://imgur.com/a/FNXPK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040046)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: racy azn

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040056)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: racy azn

her carpal tunnel brace is GREAT. top shelf GC shit right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040063)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Is that the glove-type thing in the pancake photo? I've never heard of such a thing but I suppose it makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040072)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: racy azn

100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseball injury? working out?"

'carpal tunnel'

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040086)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: Frum erotic set elastic band

mental illness, very sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040130)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Big love of her life home

The ring rotation here is damning:

http://i.imgur.com/uvzFTPk.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040223)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: brilliant school

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040235)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: racy azn

GOOD GRIEF.

is it possible she's engaging in long game schtick? i have a guy i know who has a schtick where he convinces people off the street to take like modeling pics of him in public at places around the world. and like its half schtick half serious. is she doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040246)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I don't know what the game would be, but maybe in her mind she views the omnipresent ring as "proof" it's her photo? Or maybe she just does it out of habit as a signature shtick. I dunno. Very odd regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040351)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Nice, was hoping XO would notice that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040341)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: Smoky trip national cuck

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124926)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: bateful genital piercing macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950657)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762668)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35397618)



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Date: June 12th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

This is some Gollum level shit right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33539819)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: Light Famous Landscape Painting Gaming Laptop

same thing I poasted elsewhere above: reading this thread for the first time and laughed my ass off at this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061314)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: godawful main people indirect expression

Betting she is mentally ill and the dating "field reports" are either 99% embellished or 100% flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040297)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: domesticated menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040318)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Still doubt this. She'd have more success if it were fake imo. What's the goal of constantly getting first dates but no second dates? The clear implication is that other men find her unattractive and/or unlikable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33120085)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brilliant professors, tech experts & business leaders. I am *genuinely* energized by engaging discussions about ideas & theory. ...How do I match with a #PrivateEquity guy who is tired of dating 20 year old blond models (Like THAT NY Post story, Why I Won't Date Hot Women Anymore)??" *three different emojis*

Friend comments: "Isn't that kind of like saying I genuinely love nature and wildlife, so how do I match with an accountant?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33119961)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124453)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of Psychology, School of Social and Health Sciences at Abertay University, found that if you’re an average-looking man, being witty and creative will increase your overall attractiveness. But if you’re an average-looking woman, being witty and creative could actually HURT your overall attractiveness."

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(that's all her quoting an article, save the hashtags, to be clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33132447)



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Date: June 12th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Back to square one. Again.

#DatingProblems

But I can safely say I stuck to my principles even if there WAS strong compatibility."

Questions from friends produce the follow revelation for why the dating effort failed:

"The most recent guy sounded so compatible, THEN he suddenly found it "problematic" that I do not consider having one dinner together as dating (& consequently would not engage in all the activities associated with dating ASAP.). Dude, I don't even know you. I find it problematic that you would even expect me to behave thusly! Especially in light of the messages we exchanged."

Two days later:

"Another first. Tonight, I made my date CRY. More than once!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33539207)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33698844)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDEOS of her meals. The shot always open with her hand holding some food/drink item (with the Dartmouth ring visible) and then pans around the room.

Other than that, mostly lame posts in the last month. Shares a lot of gags from joke/meme FB pages, lots of meals and photos from events with like 25 hashtags apiece.

I was amused by this one though:

"Broke 10,000 #steps to support #ChristianSavesTheDay with #WatertreeHealth & #MakeAWish yesterday. It was a 20 hour day in a dress & cork sandals. Worth it. *smile emoticon* #GoogleFit #StepsCounter #pedometer #Chicago #Illinois #walking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33699784)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Ty for your service in these updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33699794)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925290)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: lime hell

my fucking god it gets worse and worse every time this thread gets bumped

that album with the ring in every pic was fucking disgusting jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33702768)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Today at the Patek Philippe Art of #Watches Grand Exhibition at Cipriani, around 2:10pm, the guy who owns the moon face you see in this photo walks up next to me. Appropriate age, no wedding ring, obviously a watch lover with taste. I tried talking to him for a few minutes while his watch was being adjusted - He was polite. Eventually, the girl he came with (how was I supposed to know??? She was standing/arrived behind me!) started talking to him & they left together half a minute later. #DatingProblems #Manhattan"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841041)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: snowy native

NOWAG(irls)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841070)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring chocolate police squad turdskin

Sounds like a Doctor Manhattan quote at the beginning

Also—“the guy who owns the moon face”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110806)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Emma starting to post shitty advertisements?

"I #FuelLikeAnAthlete with Clean & Lean Lemon Chicken from Tone House. YUM! This was my nutritious organic paleo Gluten-Free lunch yesterday. Amazingly, UNDER 400 CALORIES!!! Excellent, hearty portion of grilled chicken over a bed of squash. There's no sauce, but the chicken was flavorful thanks to a generous sprinkling of herbs. The vegetables were naturally soft, but retained a light crunch. I'm a fan of the pumpkin seeds. 10/10 would eat again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841066)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: mahogany stag film doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841087)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

lol was about to post this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841093)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841124)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: copper beta heaven jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841164)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33850879)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"

(link to this article: http://nypost.com/2017/07/26/i-left-new-york-city-so-i-could-feel-hotter/ )

Comments are great:

Emma: "Oops. Meant to post this in a private dating group forum, not on my own wall! *3 crying w/ laughter faces* #TechProblems #DatingProblems"

Emma: "I tried Hanover, NH. *awkward face* DID NOT HELP AT ALL. In fact, I wasn't just single I was dateless."

Friend1: "Hanover is 10K people- maybe try a larger city like Austin, DC, or San Diego?"

Friend2: "Come to Rochy! You're a 10 anyway, you're like a 15 here."

Emma: "Let me when I can visit overnight, please!" *smile emoji* *giant laughing cactus super-emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33903770)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

*posts link to some nature video*

"This male fish spends 24/7 for a week constructing a work of art to attract female fishes & I can't even get dudes to reply to a text!" *four successive angry frown emojis*

#DatingProblems *pufferfish emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33903787)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: bateful genital piercing macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950596)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:30 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"!!! READ THIS. *three shocked face emojis*"

http://nypost.com/2016/07/10/the-truth-behind-how-were-scammed-into-eating-phony-food/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33904044)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She updated her cover photo:

*grit teeth emoji* *camera emoji* As if you didn't already know! Now, smile! *smile emoji* *camera emoji*

http://imgur.com/a/2t37O

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925056)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September 2017. *literally 26 different hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/ePPkQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925063)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague Club in New York. At #ThePennClub, I had a #Philly cheese steak sandwich (obviously) with champagne (obviously)." *21 additional hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/QYaOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925070)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: snowy native

I like this new touch of counting the trailing hashtags. Somehow it conveys the horror better than actually pasting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34053189)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

That ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925375)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167345)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

You have no idea how many photos I could post of that bloody thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167444)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: black stead

she is maximum PRESTIGE azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925468)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Age Alone http://ow.ly/huvN30ed3yZ

#health

Comments:

Friend1: "#adopt? is that maybe an option?"

Friend2: "I'm ready. Golf cart community and well-paid army of nursing/college students who like crosswords and listening to me talk about the Ice Storm of '97, here I come. Recruiting random other elderly to rent rooms in my house and eat cheesecake in the middle of the night is my backup plan. So ready."

Emma: "ME!!! I want to live with you!!!" *four heart emojis*

Emma: Wait... I know *I* will be up eating in the middle of the night... But YOU, Friend2??? *tears of laughter emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950573)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I passed stage 1 & I am currently on the official South by Southwest® list of potential speakers!! I need community support to get to the next stage -- Help me get there by clicking below & voting (additional supporting comments also appreciated) for my proposed session, based on my business book. TIME SENSITIVE: This portion of the process ends before the end of the month!

Thank you! *smile emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950603)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: boyish step-uncle's house ratface

can you poast a link so i can vote for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33959279)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33959287)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34053193)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:32 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060671)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Uh oh!

"When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed right now...

I was already dealing with a life hurdle when my neighbor's pipes burst this weekend & caused significant structural damage throughout the New York apartment. I already spent two evenings clearing out a small section, salvaging what I could. This process will take at least until the end of the month -- Floors & walls need serious repair.

Today, [name] informed me there was a major flood in Massachusetts that wrecked a large portion of my possessions there. Making a trip there mid-month to do clean-up."

14 minutes after posting this status she uploaded another photo to instagram. It has exactly 30 hashtags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33959263)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Linked to this article:

https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-ramburger/2017/08/stay-single-until-you-meet-someone-like-this-based-on-your-myers-briggs-personality-type/

Yes. This is what I've been waiting/looking for (Since 2010!!!):

"Someone who isn’t intimidated by your intellect but intrigued by it, and is even willing to challenge you with different perceptions to help you grow stronger. Wait for someone who is completely honest with you in every aspect, and leaves you no reason to mistrust them in any situation. Don’t settle for someone who spends time playing games and causes you to over-analyze every encounter you have with them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029869)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I realize... I couldn't #sleep AT ALL last night. & I'm still wide awake right now." *stressed emoticon*

*26 hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/2ssZj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029872)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: hyperactive range roommate

holy shit man. Bookmarked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029896)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She took this Buzzfeed quiz:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/what-marriage-material-are-you?utm_term=.hg2odrXAnZ#.rxO30bl6Gv

She got a score of 72% "marriage material."

Her response:

"*quizzical emoticon* That's not a great score...

Is it related to my dealbreaker answer?? *frustrated emoticton* *playful emoticon*"

http://imgur.com/a/k5Q2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029985)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew:

"Interested in ICOs? Get 10 of them through me by clicking here: https://wcex.co/?ref=5qtlgnbi

Let's see what this is all about!

*CCs four different friends*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34052628)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: copper beta heaven jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34052854)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Spent an HOUR making me feel bad I wouldn't cab halfway across the island to meet him for a quick #coffee & finally got me to relent to a quick coffee this morning even though it meant getting up an hour earlier than I needed to. Cancels last minute. *three frustrated emojis* #DatingProblems Decided to be positive (Hi Laura Little!) & take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

*22 additional hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/h0Xwh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167307)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: lime hell

you're a hero for keeping us updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167451)



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Date: September 10th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: brilliant school

THE RING! WHO WEARS IT LIKE THAT?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34178175)



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Date: September 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Azn megashrews, that's who.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34178330)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring chocolate police squad turdskin

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110815)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110822)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: lime hell

someone requested a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34262670)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: tan generalized bond

Thanks. You made this possible: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3739175&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34262767)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She went to Harvard, recently.

https://imgur.com/a/V6myh

Those are 5 of 26 photos featuring the ring from her visit, out of nearly 200 photos taken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34704960)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: adulterous background story

over the years this thread has morphed from hilarious to sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34708519)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: Passionate Point

TBF, it was sad to begin with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068764)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060676)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: adulterous background story

I posted this *two* years ago and the hits keep coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790859)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Yes, I am the newest member of the #Horological Society of #NewYork. I'm surprised it took so long, too!" *laughing face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34704982)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in history being auctioned off.

"All of my future husbands are waiting with great anticipation!" *grimace face*

Afterwards: "Thank you, Internet for letting me watch history being made. *watch emoji* *three green heart emojis*

Yes, this is what I did with my Thursday evening. NOT SORRY AT ALL."

9 total likes between two posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705038)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: lime hell

God's work with the updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705069)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobproblems:

"Ageism update: Given the massive influx of talented college grads, Silicon Valley companies usually hire 20somethings since they have often have huge college debts to pay off so they're willing to work long hours, plus they have no families or mortgage (nor will in the valley given the skyrocketing housing prices) or health issues. Most 40+ workers either work for smaller companies, launch startups, shift into another field (like real estate or retail), or leave town, which is a loss to the big companies, but they're all downsizing (laying off older workers), not hiring, except young people with specific skills in emerging fields like AI and VR/AR."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705063)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She visited Amsterdam again, and her album for all her trips has now expanded to a staggering 865 photos and 16 videos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705140)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34708438)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a Dartmouth alumnus, Class of '87. This is a gin #martini made with creme de cassis - His second wife's favorite." *22 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/MqMNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34728867)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a polite, ARTICULATE, CULTURED, 6'2" Finnish man from the Midwest with a PhD in Chemistry. We both love Rene Magritte (Today is Magritte's birthday, in fact!) & Phillip Glass' Einstein on the Beach (People will probably think we are insufferably pretentious together??? *three crying w/ laughter emojis*). Very, very good but his wardrobe is too hipster for me!!! #DatingProblems

*21 additional hashtags*

There are 14 photos from the date. You know where this is going: https://imgur.com/a/aw61O

Comments section is interesting as well:

Friend1: "stop making objections so quickly, its wardrobe, not personality. Youll dress him however you want once hes yours." (5 likes)

Friend2: "wardrobe gives insight on personality, especially if it was self and not mom selected" (1 like, from Emma)

Emma: "I just can't... His retro glasses make me think of my Father. Ewwwwww!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762645)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account

How does she get dates? Wasn't she hideous? Does she ever mention any apps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762669)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She is not attractive imo (and I'm pretty charitable on women's looks). She doesn't mention how she gets the dates, but she's in NYC so men are certainly plentiful at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762688)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Afterglow this afternoon at the Davenport Theater."

*21 additional hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762702)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: contagious amber den

Are there ever pictures of the *dates*? I can't help but wonder if she's making most of it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762903)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

It's interesting to speculate, as I've never seen a photo of them, but I personally doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34763552)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

After the Port Authority non-attack:

"I'm downtown & safe. I don't feel safe, but I'm OK."

Also, she posted this article:

https://www.someecards.com/news/news/money-on-tinder/

Followed by the comment "A boring, inanimate lamp is waaaaaaay more popular than I am! #DatingProblems" *sob emoticon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34911078)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: lime hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35006689)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35005349)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Posted today:

"Grandfather: What do you look for in a boyfriend?

Grandmother: Don't be like [that relative] who would only date men more educated than her.

Me: *three nervous face emojis*

#ForeverAlone #DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35006659)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: lime hell

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35006696)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Had another lovely visit with Monty at the Hermes in Brookfield Place this evening. Reminded me of an amusing conversation I had about a week ago... Date: Do you like cologne? Me: I do. Date: You'll like what I'm wearing -- It's expensive. Me: I don't only like expensive things! Date: But there's a high correlation. Me: *three nervous emojis* ...He was wearing Vetiver Tonka by Hermes, & I do love it! It smells fantastic! *smile emoji* EXCELLENT choice. // *24 additional hashtags*

Post came with this photo: https://imgur.com/a/WU0lB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35006716)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home

Modernity destroyed this woman. She never had a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35006747)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: Stimulating address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068655)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 7:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Interesting read... *thinking emoji*"

https://www.thriveglobal.com/stories/14366-my-life-as-an-unhappy-overachiever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35021279)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

At 3:30 am this morning, she linked this article:

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/what-is-the-plural-of-rolex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35021289)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Ironically just linked to this:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/do-you-know-how-others-see-you-1503925251?mod=fbads&nan_pid=1861296284&ad_id=6636272

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061110)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She also recently linked this article: https://www.someecards.com/love/weddings/twitter-wedding-hashtag-kleinschmidt/?utm_source=refires&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=refires

"Maybe I'm single because I haven't created a witty hashtag with my name for the wedding, yet. *thinking emoji* Let's hear some creative suggestions, people! I know you're punny.

[she makes a food-related pun with her last name]

=> No wonder I love food?? *sushi emoji* *ramen emoji* *soup emoji* *cake emoji* *burger emoji* *corn emoji*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061117)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: fuchsia state

ty for updates sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061780)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061811)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"First #date of 2018. After 4 in 2017! That's a record (with the same guy)! Me: In the past decade, only 3 men have made it to date 3. [friend name]: I'm not surprised. Me: (three laughing emojis)// It's complicated but we both want to see each other again. If this doesn't work out, he's permanently giving up on dating. He gave me this green bracelet as a belated Christmas gift."

*26 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/kIsJg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068627)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Stimulating address

I still don't understand how and why people date her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068703)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: orchid abode

stuffwhitepeoplelike: crippling yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068788)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:15 AM
Author: Passionate Point

Can you imagine her turning her nose up at a multi millionaire because he started a huge plumbing company and has 20 million in BTC. LJL at prestige obsessed people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35069061)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Based on recent posts shed at least be into the BTC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35154640)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Uh oh, her new record-setting relationship is ON THE ROCKS:

[Guy] took me to Raines Law Room this week. He LOVED it -- It's his new favorite place in the world. I was not impressed...

1. NO FOOD except for a tray of cheese, sausage slices & olives. Food > cocktails (by a massive margin to me) & we didn't have time to go elsewhere for dinner that night. #HANGRY [three huffing mad emojis]

2. What privacy??? The curtained off areas all have two couches FACING EACH OTHER. #awkward [three uninterested side-glance emojis]

If we survive through next Thursday, what would you suggest? I don't care about horses & I hate beer. He's not into escape rooms.

#DifficultDate [two angry emojis]

She had a separate post with this image and 31 hashtags:

https://imgur.com/a/DW2lr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35152613)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Again with the fucking ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35202807)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Date #5 last night:

[Guy]: Where was that place where we had that great table in the corner?

Emma: That night I yelled at you?

[Guy]: If you're using that as the criteria, it doesn't narrow down the list!

Emma: I realized that right after I said it.

*BOTH* laugh. [laughter and anger emojis]

I warned him about dating me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35152629)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:53 PM
Author:  locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35202780)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: brilliant school

need UPDATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35202777)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Uh oh, she's gonna be a YouTube star:

Over 300 views in less than a month! I'm currently working on a business book, [dumb title]. Pre-sales available during the first week of February!

~ Video summary: [link]. Please click *LIKE* while watching! Thank you! :)

~ Interested in collaboration? Please complete the Google Form at the bottom of my website: [link]

10 likes

In the comments, she touts her attention on LinkedIn; slightly fewer than 1000 people have viewed her profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288037)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo

Emma's gonna be a youtube starrr

spending time in the bathroom. of minibar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288121)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288793)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author: outnumbered trump supporter library

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36983329)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Oh no, her most successful dating spree of the past five years appears to have flickered out:

"Emma: This is NOT working out. <<< List of concerns with specific examples. >>>

Guy: I don't understand.

Emmm: ??? *annoyed emoji* *neutral emoji* *frustrated emoji* This is NOT working out. <<< List of concerns with additional specific examples. >>>

Guy: I don't understand.

Emma: !!! *angry emoji* *huffing mad emoji* *confused emoji* (With finance bois, she would frame the relationship in business terms...) You're a science guy, does this *graph* make sense?

Guy: It does. I would quibble with a few points but overall I get it. Very interesting. Classic dampened sine wave asymptotically approaching the x-axis.

Emma: *smiling nerd emoji*

Guy: If this was a start-up, what would be your recommendation?

Emma: EXIT STRATEGY. *neutral emoji* Fail forward.

...Who would've thunk high school math & science classes would be useful in #DatingProblems ??? *laughing emoji*

#ForeverAlone"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288092)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

BONUS: In the comments for the above breakup post, she notes that while this relationship may have failed, Tinder is getting better at recognizing her preferences. As evidence, she posts this photo:

https://imgur.com/a/wOGt3

Emma: "I could be into David if he shaved."

Friend: "I'm surprised that Tinder doesn't just show you zoomed in pictures of their watches at this point."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288099)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288117)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:13 PM
Author:  ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288125)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: disturbing pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288489)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: lime hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288494)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: brilliant school

i don't understand. isn't she super unattractive? doesn't she realize her standards are too high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288904)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She seems to suggest that she's the one rejecting most of the guys but this could be aggressive flame to cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35288919)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 2:03 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#46530356)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: lime hell

CharlesXII counting hashtags with deranged, fatalistic grin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35289002)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author:  puppy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35402796)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: abusive french international law enforcement agency sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35289003)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: magical charcoal

CharlesXII, please analyze this New Years post by an Eat Pray Love shrew I am friends with:

As the sun set on 2017, and I’ve taken time to reflect, I am somewhat dumbfounded by the variety of extremes that have marked the last year.

.

From cherished solo-time marked with undercurrents of loneliness, to re-immersion into co-habitation and companionship, to constantly being surrounded by people and sometimes overwhelming periods extroversion. From the dark of Scandinavian winter to the light of summer. From the Northern hemisphere to the Southern delights of the Maldives and Bali. From one home of the last two years to three subsequent temporary ones. From a life built around myself, to a life often heavily focused on the needs of others. From a creature comfort of ‘nesting’ to having to project manage the re-build an actual house. From a student to graduate and embracing learning as a lifelong journey. From part-time self-employment to full-blown entrepreneurship. From feeling at home as a ‘doer’ to blossoming into an ‘ideas’ person. From structure and analysis to free-flowing and creative. From task-oriented to ‘being’ oriented. From resistance to challenging situations to acceptance and surrender. From masculine high-powered energy to embracing the feminine and the strength in softness.

.

Through it all, the test has been to practice ahimsa. After two years figuring out how to best take care of myself in a carefully-crafted environment, 2017 brought on test after test that pushed me to figure out how to practice self-care in less than perfect and often very trying circumstances. While at times the characters of frustration, anger, resentment and sadness stole the spotlight, I am comforted by love, compassion, understanding and resilience who shared their time on the stage of life. Even when things seemed heavy and bleak, my heart knew it was only temporary. Even when life was radiant and blissful, my heart knew this was temporary, too, and to nourish myself with every drop of joy.

.

The more we’re able to surrender and let go, the easier it is to ride life’s waves without losing ourselves in the currents. Happy New Year, may it be filled with love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35289038)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Well, for one, she seems unaware that the Maldives are in the Northern Hemisphere.

How old is she? This is merely generic if she's in her mid-20s but becomes steadily more depressing if she's in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297113)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"For my birthday this year, I'm helping raise donations for the American Cancer Society. If you purchase a specially designated copy of my book DIRECTLY ((( NOT THROUGH FACEBOOK! ))) via [linl], I will donate a portion of the proceeds to the non-profit.

I've chosen this nonprofit because their mission means a lot to me, and I hope you'll consider contributing as a way to support this very important cause. Nearly 1 out of 3 people in the United States will have cancer during their lifetimes. Every little bit will help. Thank you!! :)

$0 raised thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297087)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: brilliant school

What's her book about? Is it self-published? Or does she have a publisher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297344)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She is using "Publishizer," which I have never heard of but it appears to be some kind of Kickstarter for books.

She has two preorders so far, worth a total of $58. The book appears to be some generic stuff about entrepreneurship.

"If you didn’t start a company in your dorm room, did you even go to college, Bro??? "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297375)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Wow, which company did she start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297559)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: fishy black woman

the travails of emmaznmegashrew are starting to get sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297388)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Swollen pisswyrm

Any major life changes for this shrew since 2015?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297425)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Not as far as I can tell, which is incredible in its own right. No sense of life narrative at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297440)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Swollen pisswyrm

Shes going to hit a crushing wall, get married out of desperation, pump out 1 kid, and then be divorced by 42.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297446)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Pretty sure she's already hit that wall. Also, she has to be at least 35, and could be pushing 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35297524)



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Date: February 2nd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Oh SHIT, looks like that guy she was probably gonna break up with recovered:

"[Guy] outdid himself for my birthday today. *three smile emojis* Dinner & drinks at Aquagrill (I've been meaning to go for years) + a beautiful silver & gold bangle that matches the ring I have been wearing on my other hand. Most importantly, we found our happy equilibrium of emotions & intelligent conversation (& he looked superb in his outfit!). He: Is this [date] 6? Me: Yes. He toasts us: Here's to the next 60. It was *fireworks*MAGICAL*fireworks* "

*22 additional hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35308138)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Never mind, guy is dunhere:

"Broke up with [Guy] just in time for Valentine's Day. I should have done so earlier, early January. Oh well. & I just found out that one of my favorite restaurants serves his favorite cocktail, Boulevardier."

*26 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/pfWOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35379000)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: brilliant school

Any friends commenting?

Need update for valentines day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35397495)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

This caused me to check and oh my god there are 61 comments. I'll take a look to see if there are any gems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35397864)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: brilliant school

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35401160)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35401170)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: olive talking place of business

Those hands are really fat for an asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35397504)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

A couple highlights from the long breakup comment chain:

Girl: what was the problem with this gentleman?

Emma: He wanted the relationship without putting in the effort. He wanted to be rewarded just for showing up. At HIS convenience.

Girl 2: You're smart for not putting up with that. I wish I were as boss as you. (comment liked by Emma)

Emma: It was difficult...I should have broken it off early January.

...

Friend: Have you tried a matchmaker?

Emma: *three moneybag emojis*

Friend: There are some who charge the men but not the women.

Emma: They do charge women by telling the women to go get all sorts of makeovers from consultants who pay the matchmaker kickbacks.

*some comments suggesting Jewish matchmaker types*

Emma: I *do* like Jewish men. *three smile emojis* Especially NY natives. *smile emoji*

...

Emma: After tonight's 3 year Friendversary dinner, I checked out Tinder...

Friend: Yes! THAT'S your type!

https://imgur.com/a/35lhO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35401609)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Bonkers immigrant

that dude's profile makes me cringe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35402789)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She's in Miami!

https://imgur.com/a/MgJNk

"This trip has been like a craaazy awesome date. By myself. *laughing emoji* Happy Chinese New Year to me at LaMar in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel! What a nice surprise! The food & service are awesome, too. VERY high recommend."

*20 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35425917)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: silver

The insistence on getting that stupid ring in every shot is pretty dumbfounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35426051)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

In fairness, it's only in about 3/4 of the photos; I just took those out.

I may be even more appalled by the photos of ultra-mundane things like the free shampoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35426074)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: silver

Aliens should abduct her and put her in a zoo to exhibit the logical conclusion of a consumerist society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35426406)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Just got off the phone with an i-banker who sleeps 4 hours a night & runs 10 miles daily. He may be the most alpha man I've considered dating. I'm exhausted just talking to him for half an hour! *shocked emoji*"

Comments:

Emma: "He already mocks me for being a Princess who needs 8 hours of sleep."

Overall comments are deeply hostile.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35446143)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Hostile to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35446171)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Yes.

"run....he's not for you"

"he’s a DICK... plain and simple, stay clear" *puking emoji*

"Fine for him, everyone’s physiology is different. But to mock anyone else for it... DumbAss!"

"Ditch him. He actually sounds insecure if he’s already mocking you."

"I wish you were my sister so I could forbid him to date you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35446514)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded tank

this is so sad.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35547149)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"(I've been single for 8 years for free! *deep in thought emoji*)

Survey finds 32% of millennials would break up for a $37,000 raise"

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/26/survey-finds-32-percent-of-millennials-would-break-up-for-a-37000-raise.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35544526)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Dessert! #yum"

https://imgur.com/a/3Y4Bx

https://imgur.com/a/XIHHy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35547116)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

That is a Thanksgiving plate worth of dessert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35547140)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:45 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060700)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Good night, Friends. Tonight's date was... In-cred-ible. -Another- Chemistry PhD who is also well read in literature!!! What are the odds? This one studied science at Cambridge, & made a Dorian Gray reference over dinner. Suggested I read Stephen Pinker since I'm a Malcolm Gladwell fan. Offered to teach me about James Joyce's Ulysses. *nerd emoji* A great match but won't become a relationship -- He's based in England & rarely in NYC. #DatingProblems *24 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/CNdzf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35674089)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

she is aggressively unattractive. she's either using old/fake pics to get first dates or grossly misrepresents her dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35674975)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:46 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060701)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Home now after a 7.5 hour fun first Date Night with an attorney I connected with at the end of SXSW. So sweet -- He offered to take me all the way downtown to my favorite FiDi restaurant, North End Grill by Danny Meyer before it closes at the end of this month! I opted for the Nordic Aquavit instead because I've wanted to go for years... Beautiful space & lovely presentation. *21 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/C315A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35720182)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Digit Ratio

She and anyone who aides her in her ways need to get OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35720232)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Welcome to the next phase of my career. I'm heading into the blockchain, ICO & cryptocurrency space. Attending today's ICO Rating Summit at Times Center. *23 hashtags*

There's a picture of her nametag at the bottom of the post. A friend compliments her using her Twitter handle on the badge for maximum social reach.

Other comments:

"There's been a lot of movement and interest in the ICO space lately. Now is a great time to start and stay ahead of the curve!"

"Please deploy blockchain to secure voting" (two likes, including from Emma)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35720216)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She got a new job:

"Happy Friday, Friends! I am excited to share that I have started working at Lampix, where augmented reality (AR) meets blockchain.

IT'S FANTASTIC TO BE BACK IN TECH!!! <3

Emma has returned to her natural environment. :D"

158 likes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35833310)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Very...strange developments of late. Most importantly, she is riding on something called the StartupBus, during which a bunch of women will try to create and launch a blockchain-related product as they take a multi-day road trip from NYC to New Orleans.

Not flame: https://www.startupbus.com/women-in-blockchain

"Kicking off StartupBus #WomeninBlockchain! #diversity #inclusion #herstory"

Many dozens of photos of women doing stuff with computers on a bus: https://imgur.com/a/9i6IcVF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951421)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: disturbing pocket flask

What is a “Buspreneur”?

Bus + Entrepreneur = Buspreneur!

You will ride the StartupBus to become one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951473)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

What if I don’t know about blockchain?

Knowledge about blockchain is a plus, but not required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951534)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: bateful genital piercing macaca

what do you get when you throw together 30 women with no knowledge of technology in an entirely inconvenient work setting and ask them to come up with the next big blockchain innovation in five days while driving them to the booze capital of america? give us a non-refundable $400 to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951645)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951657)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36333065)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She went to some firefighter-related speed dating event:

"No firemen for me. Arrived single, left single. My night was salvaged by my attorney friend & his friends, though. Late night drinks at Jeffreys Grocery in the West Village. (My first time.) Muuuuuuch more my style. They wanted me to go to a funk concert afterwards but I had to raincheck. My beloved Grandmother is in town for the week! *six green hearts* She now needs a cane. *crying emoji*

*21 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/8LJoJfw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35951454)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"#DatingProblems update for those of you who missed this series while I took a month-long hiatus to adjust to my new job that requires way more hours & way more disparate projects done simultaneously than has ever been demanded of me previously...

Tonight's date with Oxford graduate (screenshot) was not at all what I expected. 9/10 will not date.

Monday night's date with Columbia graduate was weird. 10/10 will not date. But if you're interested in a 6'4" 43 year Caucasian programmer & yoga fanatic in Midtown Manhattan who wants to get married ASAP, have 4-7 kids & live in Philly, let me know."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36056289)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Holy shit, TONS of highlights in the comments:

-She apparently texted a friend during one of the dates to note the guy "was weird and did not have an Amex card." BTW it turned out he did have one but had left it at home.

-Somebody finally asks the obvious:

Friend1: "Just a thought. What if you stopped classifying or even choosing dates by their schools?"

Emma: " Y tho?" *posts pic of a text where a guy says 'Hello from the Yale Club!' and she replies with a bunch of hearts-in-eyes emojis*

Friend2: "because it hasnt worked so far.......?"

Friend3: "Because degrees don't automatically make a person good, kind, smart or a decent partner?"

Emma: "Y tho? I've been doing this wrong the whole time?" *gif of Jim Carey pulling his hair out in Liar Liar*

Friend4: "There's something to be said about a college education. I got mine later in life, and realized that there are some things that aren't easy to explain, and that merit a significant amount of study. These are things with which we still struggle to educate the public. Economics. Race, gender, and LGBTQIA+ issues. I can understand why it'd be difficult to be with someone without a college degree. Or worse, an engineer."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36056347)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36112052)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"[Friend] accidentally caused me to leave the apartment without earrings so he bought me these for tonight's #crypto party because they look like coins. *two smile emojis* I'm going to wear them all through Blockchain Week!"

*21 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/dVCmuqK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36056538)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Stimulating address

I continue to be mystified by how this person gets any dates at all. She seems extremely annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059477)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She is prestigious though!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059678)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: fuchsia state

wtf is Blockchain Week lollllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059686)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo

Protip: this girl is your future wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36056553)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Charles really has come around on the practice of documenting your dating life to online strangers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36056554)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: insecure razzle-dazzle station

ressentiment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36509479)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: fuchsia state

such a 180 classic xo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059691)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: bateful genital piercing macaca

ray bradbury wants his character back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059715)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"If I marry a Crypto Bro, you're all getting gifts embossed with 'To Have and to Hodl.' *laughing gif*

#Bitcoin humor (Someone help me!)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36163212)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"TFW you have the opportunity to join the Princeton Alumni Annual Sailing Trip (your first time!) but you've already committed yourself to #DartmouthAlumni reunions the same weekend.

#IvyProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36195391)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Please go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36195443)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 5:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Heading home after a night in Tribeca where a friend & I met 3 age appropriate guys at the bar (1 in government, 2 in finance) & we chatted passionately about ... *drum roll* ESG investing & of course, blockchain! Am I doing it wrong?? *laughing w/ sweatdrop emoji* #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36211890)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36211893)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:45 PM
Author:  yellow mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36287820)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36287809)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:49 PM
Author:  dysfunction

GC has done a real number on this woman. many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36287851)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36333024)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She's on a visit to Romania, Brasov specifically.

https://imgur.com/a/xMHGuun

Be sure to read the Instagram "comment;" I think XO will appreciate.

Some more rather inane photos featuring The Ring:

https://imgur.com/a/wOUV7aY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36335797)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36338198)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Dartmouth isn't that great, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36338304)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:52 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060719)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Is it official now? Am I a #CatLady?? Home alone eating Ben And Jerry's ice cream from the carton & watching a Family Guy marathon with the cat. #DatingProblems #SingleProblems"

*20 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/b8pwhro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36394984)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

The cat isn't touching her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36395253)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: copper beta heaven jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36461736)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: fuchsia state

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36462832)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I am ending a 'friendship' with someone I considered one of my closest friends for several years. Position now open. Love of philosophy is a +"

Sadly, no details on what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36509417)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Can someone STEM-my explain why the water in my double-walled, stainless steel #WaterBottle did not freeze despite sitting in the freezer overnight for at least 6 hours? *nerd emoji* I'm MELTING & need a COLD #drink!! *shiver emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36572332)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

That is not how you use a thermos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36572476)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Avocado quadroon striped hyena

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36572631)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Had the unheard of second date today at the Standard Grill in the Meatpacking District (His choice, how hip)! *smile emoji* Still need to friendzone Yale guy, though. *unhappy emoji* He's a nice guy, but I just can't. I had to return to Bliss Spa for a deep tissue massage afterwards to feel better. *nervous, relieved, playful emojis* (I'm not really as horrible as this post makes me sound! *three nervous emojis*) *26 additional emojis*"

Comment: "Nice guy, Yale grad, takes you to this great restaurant - and you need to get a deep tissue massage to recover? Oh my!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609488)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She shared this Mashable article:

https://mashable.com/article/online-dating-survey-study/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#YDUX8o4XeqqV

Highlighted this quote: "Age is also a factor. While age seems to be less important in relation to a man’s desirability, a woman is considered less desirable immediately as she ages past 18."

Her comment: "I thought it was more like 26, but it's 18?! & immediately?! #nuts #DatingProblems *eyeroll emoji*

#ForeverAlone since I'm only getting older & not only am I not giving up my Master's degree, I want a PhD. *nerd emoji*"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609533)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Friend comments: "dudes hate smart chicks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609541)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

You can give up a master's degree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609542)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: adulterous background story

as years pass, the CXII/Azn megashrew nuptials grow more and more inevitable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609543)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609550)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: adulterous background story

hmm now that you mention it she looks like a "Prudence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790860)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

The thread that keeps on giving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36609563)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

No surprise what she's reading:

https://imgur.com/a/7fRblKU

"'He's... Asian.' *three crying with laughter emojis* Yes, I've had these conversations. #CrazyRichAsians // Recently, I met a Chinese guy in the crypto world with a *superb* British accent, but he is way too young -- Under 30! *24 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36635025)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Friends since my 20s: Emma, stop dating finance guys. Date someone NICE! Stop dating men based on the schools they graduated from. Date someone NICE!

The current guy (Still needs a nickname) is nice, affectionate, very communicative, confident, playful & extremely well educated. For our second date on Thursday, he took an almost 2 hour ride on his motorcycle after work to pick up ingredients to cook me dinner on the rooftop of his building on Wall Street. Yes, not only is he a FinTech guy working for a major bank for over a decade, he LITERALLY lives on Wall Street. *three crying with laughter gifs* Half an hour to midnight, he walked me all the way home. Last night, after a play & dinner with his friends, he suggested stopping by my apartment briefly just to say good night in person. I demurred since I wasn't feeling very attractive. He retorted that it didn't matter -- He's dating a human being.

For our first date on Monday, though he showed up with Thomas Pink cufflinks and in proper lace up shoes, he insisted that I wear whatever I felt comfortable in. I showed up in an unflattering dress & Guerlain KissKissKiss lipstick in Daring Pink that looked like they matched under indoor lighting. They did not match, and the lipstick is crazy bright in sunlight -- See photo on the right. Additionally, in a random fit of silliness (What were the chances I would see this guy again? I decided to at least amuse to myself even if he thought I was an idiot.), I put #IGK glitter spray in my hair. #ridiculous LOL. I decided to actually try looking pretty for our second date in a form flattering outfit & natural palette with Smashbox's Be Legendary lipstick in Primrose -- See photo on the left. #feminine

Oh dating!! *eyeroll gif*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36788191)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo

Pics of her lips, preferably the Daring Pink? If you're feeling up to it pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36788308)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: vivacious splenetic whorehouse degenerate

Workin' on the night moves

Poastin' bout that Azn megashrew...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36788198)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36865811)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36921319)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36981505)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author:  sadistic corn cake

I knew after the first post that if this was real, somebody this fucking self absorbed had to have a public facebook. The only reason I can believe this vapid lardass exists is because I found the profile. Unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36982404)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36982779)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:37 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

*THUMB*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38031189)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author:  demanding wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791957)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Mint Party Of The First Part

Just got sucked into a horrid timeless vortex where i read this entire thread for the first time

Civilization is fucking done here

Christ i need a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36982761)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Mint Party Of The First Part

just looked at her youtube page

jesus fuck she sounds just as soulless as she comes across ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36982772)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author:  sadistic corn cake

holy fuck, I couldn't make it 30 seconds into that godawful video before turning it off. Cannot believe these people are real. This is the definition of an NPC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36982917)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060727)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37011160)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37013944)



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Date: October 14th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

The addition of emojis will revolutionize megashrew posting.

#AlphaShark & I went to visit my favorite couple, [people] in Brewster. AS picked me up at the train station (with a surprise little treat!) & I rode on his superbike to a day of activity including a delicious lunch at the The Brady's favorite restaurant, a few laps in the Lake in a fast motorboat, pool, horses & cats, oh my! 😊 Next time, we take out the Corvette, & the Alpha Men insist I drive the tractor! 😂😂

#DartmouthAlumni 💚💚🌲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37020574)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37253940)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Good night, Friends. My favorite photo from today's #PassionNation show. Here with Lee England Jr., who 'gained recognition in 2009 after his audition for MTV's Making His Band impressed executive producer Sean Combs and landed him a spot on the show as the only "non-traditional" instrumentalist. Since then, he has been featured on shows like Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Mo'Nique Show, and has shared the stage with musicians like Stevie Wonder, Beyoncé and Jay-Z. In 2010, England performed at a private party for Michael Jordan. Jordan was so impressed with England's abilities that he offered him an endorsement deal with his shoe brand. In 2016, England performed at the Geffen Playhouse and attracted the attention of legendary music producer, Quincy Jones; he was subsequently signed to Jones's management company: Quincy Jones Productions.' -- Wikipedia

*29 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/NE2Qx6H

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37277544)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She shared this article:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/13/budget-breakdown-of-a-34-year-old-who-makes-150000-a-year.html?__source=facebook%7Cmain

"I refuse to spend more than half my salary on rent, which is why I'm moving off Manhattan next month. The great purge is in progress... At least a dozen jam-packed bags have been given to friends & donation centers. #Adulting is painful but necessary."

In the comments, an argument ensues over the virtues of leaving NY:

Guy 1: Move to Wisconsin. House 20,000 to 40,000$. Your mortgage payment will be less the 60$ a month.

Guy 2: and few jobs and much, much lower pay.

Guy 1: actually Wisconsin has one of the fastest growing economies. It’s also on the high end of the pay scale. Your less then an hour from Chicago.

Guy 2: Ew. Do you know what they call 'pizza' in Chicago? So Gross ;)... you also can't compare living in, say, the west village, with living in Kenosha in a condo or apartment or a house. Propinquity is the virtue of the city.

Guy 1: I am talking downtown Milwaukee!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37277558)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: mewling pit

Guy 1 has a little bit of Johnsmeyer in him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37277589)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring chocolate police squad turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182152)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"My life is falling apart in 77 different ways, but I feel a little better today after a deep tissue massage, a sushi Friendsgiving #brunch & retail therapy (found a bracelet to match my rose gold ring!). 😄😄😄 "

*24 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37350794)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"SERIOUSLY??? It took SIX MONTHS for this Jaeger LeCoultre-wearing & fountain pen-collecting banker with my fantasy passport (regular trips to Zurich, Monaco, Vienna... Dubai, Hong Kong...) to find time to have our first meal together & I get HORRIBLE food poisoning!!! 😰😱🤢😞😳😫😠

#DatingProblems

He later invited me to call him to make sure I recovered OK."

Several photos go with this post, but I suspect this one will resonate most:

https://imgur.com/a/LjsZVAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37350804)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37350823)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: fuchsia state

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37353920)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She shared this image:

https://www.facebook.com/ThePsychologyBabes/photos/a.889956037766470/1909752212453509/?type=3&theater

"Srsly. As I type, I'm headed home after skipping an event tonight so I could go home for another nap that will ruin my sleep schedule for the week. Joy. #adulting"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37350812)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: naked chestnut partner church building

I hate her stupid fucking ring and Dartmouth is a terrible university for grad school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37350875)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

“People, I’m just ‘normal’ sick, NOT PREGNANT! 🤦‍♀︓

In comments she mentions it “would be a miracle” if she was. This all started because she posted a pic of her fever reading on a thermometer and some ppl thought it was a pregnancy test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37353734)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I guess Alpha Shark is dunhere.

"Successful CEO & MIT alumnus took me to the very cool Izakaya MEW for a 3.5 hour first date dinner tonight. 2 hours in, I had already decided I wasn't interested in anything romantic, so I became very candid...

Me: My friend thinks that men can tell when I feel like I'm settling.

He: That's for sure.

Me: You can tell already?

He: I could tell the moment you started talking.

Me: 😅

He: Also, you are definitely not submissive.

Me: 😂😂😂

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37425684)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Shared this article:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/14/psychologists-say-that-the-secret-to-your-success-is-who-you-marry.html?fbclid=IwAR28LlGIk6bfe2Ytz2QrB_b0rL9KAtR7uAOXpf0Vz6Vk81dpj9NOSHSv6uU

"Another reason you ought not dissuade me from seeking a quality partner. Fiance 1 initiated my global travels, including an almost yearlong residency in Hong Kong. Fiance 2 continued my international travels, and was my biggest cheerleader during my student years at Dartmouth. What milestones will I share with Fiance 3 (if I ever find him!) ? *quizzical emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37541048)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Frum erotic set elastic band

wait she's been engaged twice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37541085)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171562&mc=58&forum_id=2#37541053

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37541057)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

And lastly, she is applying for business school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37541086)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:26 PM
Author:  Jap

I bet she is going to hone in on Yale:

1) High prestige

2) Low b-school ranking, making it possible to get in

3) They love bleeding hearts who've done nothing with their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37560952)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Visited Neue House for the first time, & enjoyed 2 glasses of bubbly. How am I going to live without everything #Manhattan has to offer??? 😢😨😭 I am such a #NewYork girl!!

*22 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/gLZvTN9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37560910)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: silver

that thumb ring still going strong. I'm impressed by her level of commitment to such a strange and transparently braggadocios decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37560935)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"LOVE LOVE LOVE The Yale Club. #FAVORITE

When I checked my coat tonight, my chip was #718 --> The area code for Brooklyn. When I asked the bartender to suggest a cocktail for me, he immediately responded: Manhattan. I hope these were both signs I will be able to stay in New York City, rather than more instances of the Universe mocking me. 🌠

Send good vibes, please. Cheers!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37560949)



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Date: January 21st, 2019 1:44 AM
Author: seedy foreskin

incredible (your dedication to this thread and also the striverism on display)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37631622)



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Date: January 21st, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37631211)



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Date: February 25th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Home from work early. Do I:

-Marie Kondo the apartment

-Rest because I'm SICK

(Marie Kondo is winning)

Comment:

"Why can't I add more options??? Like: Write about loneliness & how wanting a partner doesn't necessarily mean one is desperate."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37843277)



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Date: February 25th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: snowy native

early on I enjoyed loathing her but now I just pity her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37843284)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 1:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Vanderbilt + Fordham Law = Another one & done

PS Duke is the Harvard of the South!

If there is such a thing.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999636)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: naked chestnut partner church building

she's nutella if she never maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999643)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Aren't those objectively better academic credentials than hers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999676)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Attended another Ivy event yesterday.

I needed an excuse to leave the apartment for some sun. I still manged to sleep for 21 hours over the course of 2 days??? & wake up today with a sharp shooting pain at the base of my skull, right side.

SO.MUCH.STRESS

#MovingProblems #PackingProblems

https://i.imgur.com/2vgZwif.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6TcUWAi.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/33hk0pl.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/h5U62W9.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qj9kasQ.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999715)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo

Lol at three photos of the cold cut party tray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999726)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999743)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author:  haunted graveyard

IRL lol'ing at the cold cuts shots. Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38031088)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: silver

just wish she had a couple more angles of the cold cuts to set the scene.

looks like a great crowd though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030019)



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Date: April 3rd, 2019 5:38 AM
Author: sinister khaki clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38033717)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Started my Saturday at a gallery in Chelsea. Private viewing of an art collection before it's open to the public. // Went home to be a responsible adult & pack. Ended up taking an indulgent nap during the remaining daylight hours. Meaning I'll be packing until 2am. // Once it's warm enough to wear my new moccasins sockless, the sneakers will go to donation. Along with the pink ballerina flats. The Tod's booties stay." // *27 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999778)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

1. I insist that I will use Thing X after I move apartments, even though I haven't used Thing X for 5 years or even thought about Thing X for 5 years... Or more. 🙄

2. Every box thus far has been packed with multiple Thing X type items. Thus, I mentally tell myself that I must open these boxes immediately when I unpack. This urgency has been applicable to 90% of the boxes packed so far. 😑

3. I have waaaaaay more Dartmouth stuff than I thought. Like, 3+ items have been packed in 90% of the boxes packed so far. Definitely cannot Marie Kondo. People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌

Heeeeeeelp. (But not with #3)

https://i.imgur.com/3xPP9jo.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999813)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:29 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

"People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌"

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37999859)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: silver

how long has the thumb ring thing been going on? very surprised she has stuck with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030023)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Documentary evidence ITT dating to at least March 2017: https://imgur.com/AD9Gz8D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030031)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: silver

truly insane - has no one in her life mentioned how bizarre it is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030256)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I think she must regard it as a cute trademark or somesuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030812)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: lime hell

maybe her thumb got cut off in an industrial accident and she wears it to hide the ugly scar where the docs reattached it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38031201)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38029849)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account

why is she moving? awy from nyc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38029851)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Looks like she lost her job, and despite riding the StartupBus she has not yet become a buspreneuer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030258)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:59 PM
Author: lime hell

Not flame I saw her post in a Facebook group I'm in and did a double take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38030092)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Small world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38032898)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

#WeightLoss // But first: I love Smithsonian museums. This weekend the Native Cinema Showcase took place at the National Museum of the American Indian, George Gustav Heye Center. // Second: I finally got on a scale (Equinox gym, not at the museum). Looks like I've lost over 5 pounds since Thanksgiving, even wearing the outfit pictured. Less than I had hoped, but progress nonetheless. My face is starting to look weird to me, not in a good way, but more on that later. // *26 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38031029)



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Date: April 3rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

Oh the mystery of the weird-looking face!

Btw you should copy the hashtags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38034983)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 11:47 PM
Author: violet zippy people who are hurt

The azn megashrew is hideous. Likes others here, Im very generous grading women.

She looks 40s-50. No way shes 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38033082)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring chocolate police squad turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182092)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

Update pls. She’s added me on Facebook recently but I must be on limited professional friends list because I don’t see her dating updates. She does seem to have been packing uo her apartment for at least two months now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094770)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

How did this happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094846)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094861)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

We're both in NYC in adjacent industries, and she is one of those people who will randomly add strangers whose names they've come across in any context. I've avoided meeting her in person like the plague because I don't think I can keep a straight face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38096096)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:12 AM
Author: lime hell

Please do it for xo content creation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38096119)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

I have some r-threading I need to get out of the way first, after the LH drama subsides - do not want to compete with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38096783)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

I *might* meet her tomorrow, or at some point next week. Should I ask her about the unused $5k wedding gown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38206772)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: naked chestnut partner church building

meanie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38206779)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Exercise your best judgment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38206811)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She just linked a photo of her June 2010 visit to Notre Dame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094876)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094887)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

No ring; standard photo standing in front of church.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38094901)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: lime hell

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38096109)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38096812)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

April 2019 = Biggest Sushi Soiree to Date!!!

2 Dartmouth alumnae

2 Current Columbia graduate students

2 Friends of friends I met for the first time

4 Ivy.com girls that I did not meet at an Ivy event, 2 I met for the first time

Lots & lots & lots of fish!!!

More sashimi hit the table than any previous brunch, for certain.

Hope you can join next month, [tons of names]

[Frined] I hope you liked the twin plants I sent home with [Friend's sister]. 💚💚💚 Might be thyme??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38109790)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:50 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

This is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38109853)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She’s ~40 and still obsessed with the colleges people attended. I struggle to believe she’s real, yet I met her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38109966)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 8:18 AM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

It’s her peak achievement in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110507)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: naked chestnut partner church building

those 8 Ivy rejections at 17 broke her brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182061)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060748)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38112027)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"This week, I was invited by [person] to speak at the [Conference/Symposium thing] with [three more people]. 😃

My lesson to an audience of 200: Using social media to strengthen your *professional* brand. Yes, it can be done!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38112012)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Other people want to live on Mars, I want tenure at Yale.

:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38173629)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She shared an image with this quote: "The "It's only $5, why not buy it?" mentality has probably cost me like $15000 at this point in my life."

Then: "It's scary how true this is.

I also have 2 pairs of NEW $200+ men's Cole Haan size 7 shoes made in Italy with leather soles that are now too small for my HUGE feet. & a NEW pair of $100+ Brooks Brothers flats in size 9.

& an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

I spent the last 3 hours packing & purging AGAIN. This is *mentally* draining."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182035)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring chocolate police squad turdskin

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182126)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:33 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

Charles, did anyone comment on this at all?!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38206775)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Not a single person. Three likes/hearts, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38206814)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:28 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

I saw her at an event earlier this week. It was pretty sad.

It was a small party at one of the model apartments at NYC's Mercedes House (no furniture, but they set up a bar and music etc.), maybe 30-40 people. Most people looked like your average fintech crowd (mostly men in suits or button-downs with vests), everyone was talking to each other, and she was the only one wandering around alone taking pictures of the drink in her hand, with the ring, of course. Literally doing this for at least 20 min. She is shorter IRL than I expected -- maybe 5'2" -- and looks very much like her pictures. If she were in a group of people talking, I would have come over to chat, but I didn't want to get stuck talking to her one-on-one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249307)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Charles, can we confirm with FB post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249342)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Hey, she made a post on it last night:

"From the 21st Floor of Mercedes House:

https://i.imgur.com/gt8peRr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2RmNECV.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/jjwdeOr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/kG7lhMu.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249380)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

The event was on Wed, but yeah, that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249421)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

The first and the fourth are the same shot with a different drink.

So either:

(1) She took the shot, finished the drink and got another one, and then took the same shot, presumably 20-30 minutes later.

(2) She got multiple drinks because she didn't know which would look better in the picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249430)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:43 PM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo

lol you should have talked to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249390)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

I did not want to interrupt her photoshoot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249425)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Brother, with a little more enterprise, you could have been IN the photoshoot!

"Just met with drunken donuts at #consensus2019! He's exploring the intersections between blockchain technology and racist Internet forums! He also went to #yale!" *3 emojis and 27 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249757)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: rambunctious aqua preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249776)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060759)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: godawful main people indirect expression

can you remember whether you witnessed her speak to anybody? or did she just wander around like a crazy asian-tourist interloper? was anybody perceptibly weirded out by her? on a scale of 1-10, how much of a mental illness vibe (if any) did she emit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249537)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

I did not see her speak to anybody, but presumably she would have said hi to the hosts on her way in? Every time I noticed her, which was maybe 5 times over the course of 20 min, she was either taking pics of her drinks or looking at her phone, alone. I don't think anyone was really paying attention - people were talking among themselves - and I certainly wouldn't have noticed her if I weren't aware of this thread. She was not obnoxious or anything, just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249711)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account

were there other Asian women at the party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38249836)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060755)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 11:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Today was a DISASTER.

After finally catching up on sleep after Blockchain Week, I decided I'd use my beautiful Saturday to work instead of play. After searching for my laptop charger where I was certain I had left it, I rifled through the obstacle course of my apartment in its move-out-in-progress condition to discover that it had been STOLEN by someone I know, along with my bluetooth keyboard & mouse --> An ongoing problem with this person who NEVER EVER apologies & repeatedly tries to gaslight me as the worst person on Earth.

I decide to take a walk to calm down. A bird decides to use me as target practice. I get hit in no fewer than 3 locations on my person.

My evening plans fall through.

I spend 4 hours writing my blockchain article & it accidentally publishes before I'm ready. I planned on collecting more quotes tomorrow & Monday before going live on Tuesday. UGHHHHHH.

Time to go home & eat chocolate. GRRRRRRR..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38256269)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Well, this is quite the wrinkle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38257775)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Oh GOD how did I miss this one from 2017:

"My date tonight thought I was 24!!! As in half his age. PLUS, he tells me towards the end of the date that he's MARRIED. (FYI, if you want to go to the #SalvationTaco rooftop, tell the hostess BEFORE your dinner.) #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone *22 additional hashtags*

She just added a new comment to it today: "These days, I'm chatting with a 24 year old. (Not that I'm 50 nor married.) ???"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38284027)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38298002)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Tonight's date told me how he can't keep track & juggle all the women he meets online & off. I think he meant to meet someone else (See screenshot)... Lol...

* 2.5 hours after we started the date *

Armed with a LIST of reasons & at least one MAJOR dealbreaker, I chose what I thought is the least offensive. (It's not you, it's me.)

Emma: You can't date me. I don't always put everything back in its "proper" place.

He: Yeah, that's totally not going to work. On OK Cupid, I said it is "VERY" important that the person I date be neat. ...Also, you're not my type.

Emma: What's your type?

He: Leggy blondes. (& from earlier in the conversation, less than half his age!)

Emma: Dude, you knew I am Asian!!

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38407798)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 9:29 AM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38419875)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38421074)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Catfished! 😠😠😠😠

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

So I took myself on a Friday night date, starting with a watermelon mint popsicle dipped in a white wine spritzer. ☺ #summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38438608)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Shared this article:

https://www.fastcompany.com/90366162/hustle-porn-and-the-american-dream?partner=rss&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rss+fastcompany&utm_content=rss&fbclid=IwAR0PzOc9ZwFfFJri7cmDcL3STx0JIH5wIH0G3rekpbD3JKxtW7PY28LgufE

"This. This is why I needed to take 2 months off to attend to my health -- To get my annual exams, lower my blood pressure & lose the weight. #SelfCare #health

Next month, I start physical therapy again for my shoulders. I couldn't do these things when I was working 16 hour days at a job that caused these problems in the first place."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38438629)



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Date: July 12th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

As some of you know, I've struggled with more than a decade of difficulties, as discussed with [person] on his podcast, [link to two-year-old podcast episode].

Some people think I don't want to be happy. I don't understand why -- I DEFINITELY want to be happy & work actively towards that goal. & I'm ecstatic when it's a pleasant surprise that happens organically, like today --

[Guy 1] & I met on ASMALLWORLD when we both joined the network in 2008. Before this month, we met in person three or four times, nice enough.

This afternoon, I agreed to meet him for iced Grounded coffee before going to an aSW event at Bagatelle NYC, expecting to talk about professional development. While we did start our discussion with LinkedIn strategies & thought leadership, the conversation naturally veered into human psychology & behavior. We had an extremely open & honest talk, where I discovered [Guy 1] to be contemplative, analytical, and intelligent.

It was FANTASTIC.

One of the best conversations I've had this year. It reminded me of the watershed moment I had with [Guy 2 after 10 years of friendship (if you include the three or four years I refused to speak to him. 😂). That conversation was centered on politics & government.

Yes, I like nice things & experiences (& I no longer apologize for it, particularly since they're much less frequent & extravagant these days) but people don't realize how much more I appreciate people with integrity & meaningful conversations, especially with such people. Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest, where we can frankly share our opinions without walking on eggshells. Talks about THEORY & IDEAS. Talks about things that MATTER.

[Guy 1] & I then attended the art show at Bagatelle, where I introduced him to [Girl 1]. Sorry you could not join us, [3 other people].

(more blather about meeting people)

I ended my night with a spontaneous dinner with a fellow Dartmouth alumna who went to a rival high school. We didn't meet until I moved back to Manhattan in 2013, & it's a friendship that I didn't expect. It was nice to strengthen our bond in Waverly Restaurant, a diner from our teenage years while everything else from that period of our lives disappear.

This is all to say, sometimes friendships take a LOOOOONG time to solidify, & it may take you by surprise when you least expect it. This is a reminder to myself (& you dear readers) not to shut down in isolation & to be patient. Extremely, painstakingly patient. 💚

Looking forward to visiting [Girl 2] soon in Maine. FINALLY!! 💚💚

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38521834)



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Date: July 12th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: adulterous background story

Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest, where we can frankly share our opinions without walking on eggshells. Talks about THEORY & IDEAS. Talks about things that MATTER.

I know a great website for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38521903)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38540259)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: adulterous background story

over the years this thread has passed from comedy, to horror, to tragedy. Shakesperian in its scope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38540384)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38540758)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Sometimes I wonder how vastly different my life would turned out had I been raised anywhere other than Manhattan. 🤔

Imagine the LA version of me???

Imagine the Swiss version of me...

#5amThoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38540768)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She shared this article:

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/04/economic-inequality/524610/?fbclid=IwAR0LRNqE3tvBPOnu51QF5AEilurYBLbHdIByBP7WGH1LQBnAeNs2U_O2KGE&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_content=5d2c24b30ca7240001cb64e0_ta&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

"This article reminds me of the restaurant investor & landlord who insisted he wanted a date who could hold a CONVERSATION. As we finished our 2 hour dinner at Porsena, I started to discuss wealth inequality in Hong Kong & Manhattan, with a segue into the poverty trap. Suddenly, it was time to leave... He explained he couldn't drive (me home) because he had two glasses of wine & (randomly) wanted to visit his son who lives in the neighborhood.

😂😂😂 I think he was desperate to escape my company! Obviously, I never heard from him again.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38540775)



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Date: July 19th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38558784)



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Date: July 26th, 2019 5:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

In the past two weeks prior to the current, I went out with two STEM PhDs & 1 Harvard Business School graduate. Two are actively messaging me, but none have suggested meeting this week, though one is hinting at it. 🙄🤔😒

"Is this the beginning

Or is this the end?!

When will I see you again?"

-- The Three Degrees

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

-- Guns N Roses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38593613)



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Date: July 26th, 2019 5:39 PM
Author: gold shitlib

please dont ever stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38593650)



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Date: August 5th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Linked this: https://www.businessinsider.com/why-intelligent-and-high-performing-women-fall-for-toxic-partners-2019-7?utm_content=bufferb4d6a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-bi&fbclid=IwAR0bAqZlH46mJfS7erPn3xLzrs9WBfEUCcnPGJBdW1EteSJLEN0XOhg5Ie0

"Ha. Just as I was prepping to post this, dude across the aisle started playing the Lion King theme on his phone. Coincidence?? #DrDisney

"It may seem like every high-powered woman you know is dating someone toxic, but successful women don't actually have lower standards when it comes to relationships.

Instead, research shows that their driven nature attracts toxic partners, and means that they're used to working hard."

#DatingProblems"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38643086)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 7:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"SO weird. (In a good way!)

Last night, I fell asleep relatively easily. Woke up a little sleep deprived at 7am. Got hit on by a stranger at 8:30am, "Nice Polo shirt. I don't have no kids. I got a good job!"

Did about 3x as much as I usually do but it wasn't 3x as stressful? It was actually a mostly fun day highlighted by lunch with Sunny Cervantes & Rich Previte. 😊😊😊

Ended my evening with prosecco & the most AMAZING brownies from Salted Baked Goods."

https://i.imgur.com/qbCSXW5.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38663509)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I think she got hit by a car. I won't post her update to avoid being too intrusive, but you know exactly what her hospital photo is gonna be:

https://i.imgur.com/8oETZ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38675630)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Ok, that's it. Peak thread right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38675657)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060777)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: adulterous background story

holy shit

just when you thought this thread was played out she takes it to a whole nother level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38675664)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38675751)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: bateful genital piercing macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38710409)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author:  demanding wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791953)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:00 PM
Author: violent incel volcanic crater

So glad I read up to this part of the thread. Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39855268)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"After being a sleeping recluse in recovery for a week, I needed to leave the confines of my apartment for fresh air.

My local friends couldn't join me today, but I brought the Harvard water bottle that [name] gifted me when she was living in Deluxebury. & I had a SweetCatch Hawaiian poke bowl as a nod to [name 2], who is trying to convince me to move to Oahu Island.

Raincheck [two more names]. I just couldn't muster energy to leave my neighborhood -- Sorry. Even the short shuttle ride I took made me intensely uncomfortable."

https://i.imgur.com/qoXcqAY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709899)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed ruddy roast beef

she sounds depressed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709941)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I don't know if it's clinical depression but her life certainly seems like a miserable charade at a distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709966)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo

there were times in my life where i had little self awareness. i just couldn't imagine having that little for that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709955)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:12 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060783)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"At least 4 people have received fake messages from a spoof account pretending to be me, using my name & current profile photo, logging in from a phone number instead of a Facebook profile.

PLEASE REPORT THE FAKE PROFILE!! 😡😡😡😡

This weekend, I plan to cut down my friend's list. DM me if you don't want to be removed. I'll also be moving more things to friends only status."

Could this be the end of the thread? Time will tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709908)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709956)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38710022)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author:  locale

plz no ive been following this for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38709961)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: silver

this would be truly disastrous. can you send her a DM that while you only know each other through friends of friends you enjoy her thought leadership and would like to remain FB friends? don't you have some educational credentials you can flaunt for her?

that being said, given how much this woman craves attention it is difficult to imagine her making good on this threat.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38710266)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:57 PM
Author: lime hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790991)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:39 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

Hasn’t she been moving since April? 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38710203)



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Date: August 27th, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"EXCELLENT start to my week. Coffee with movie producer & actor [guy I've never heard of] turned into a 3 hour business meeting. Though he's in the film industry, he provided constructive insight for the venture I'm currently working on. He's got great energy & FOLLOWS THROUGH on getting to his goals. Obviously super engaging. We only met once prior, a few weeks ago at Bonnie Halper's Networking Breakfast, but it almost immediately felt like we were old friends. 😀"

Below, in the comments, she adds this follow-up:

"Photo from our first meeting. Notice how super serious & prepared [guy] is with his notebook whereas I'm super serious... about my breakfast. 😬🙃😂

Looking forward to collaborating. We already discussed a few ideas... Stay tuned!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38750427)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

* After video chatting with guy *

Emma: Was that a wedding band I saw on your left ring finger?

Guy: No, it's a signet ring.

Emma: (Wow, he came up with that retort REALLY fast!!) 😒 I've never seen a signet ring in a wedding band style -- They've always had a flat surface with an engraved monogram or crest.

* Later *

[Friend 1]: If anyone knows what a signet ring looks like, it's Emma!

[Friend 2]: She knows pretentious.

[Friend 1]: It's true! That's her all the way!

😂

"Typically it bore a family crest or another symbol representing an individual on its distinguishable flat bezel. A design was usually engraved (often in reverse) either directly into the metal of the ring or an inset gem, and then pressed into wax or clay to create the personal seal, or signature."

-- Bloomberg Online

#DatingProblems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790762)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse

Is there a reason why you're still referring to her by a pseudonym? I've had a link to her facebook ITT for four fucking years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791992)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Mostly just thread consistency, but I’d also prefer if her real identity were kept off the page, so I maintain the shtick of biding her identity so people will either have to find it themselves or at least notice one post among almost800.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38793411)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I spent over an hour in brick & mortar bookstores yesterday. It was GLORIOUS. 🤓

Right before I headed home, I literally thought to myself that I should read more Russian literature!!! (Reference to previous post.)

Also, I need a British husband. ðŸ˜ðŸ’š

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone #Wellington

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790764)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Oh jeez the pics:

https://imgur.com/a/AUQF56S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790785)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo

why photo-worthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790815)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Stirring drab halford associate

be she is insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790824)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:21 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

She is applying the framing techniques she learned from the photography book. Compare her hand in the Crime and Punishment pic vs. Four Friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790831)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: Passionate Point

Again, she's showcasing her stupid thumb ring from Dartmouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791973)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: silver

completely mindblowing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791820)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: Cobalt Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791834)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: haunting milky cumskin

okay seriously how old is she at this point?

this thread is incredible

i can't believe i read from top to bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791686)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She's about 44 now I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791779)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

I thought she was like 38 or something, even though she looks 48

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38792025)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 8:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Well she was around that age when I started this thread nearly 4.5 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38792340)



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Date: September 6th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author: infuriating faggotry

this thread went from funny to sad when i found her profile and saw what she looked like. i dunno why but it'd be less sad and more infuriating if she were attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38793424)



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Date: September 6th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: haunting milky cumskin

so no baby pwned? sadly that's the right darwinian move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38794148)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: rambunctious aqua preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38791146)



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Date: September 8th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"#DoubleDown & I hadn't spoken in over a decade (Just because life/adulting after graduation, not because of anything bad). We reconnected this year in July, thanks to his PERSISTENCE -- Hence his nickname. In the meantime, he kept up with my life via Facebook...

Emma: Ah, so you're familiar with my #DatingProblems. 😬

DD: You definitely have a very specific type -- The very educated, alpha finance guy.

Emma: People think that's the reason I'm single, & I should date other types.

DD: You know for certain what you like & you should stick with it. The way I see it, you're the Barry Bonds of dating. You ONLY swing at exactly what's right for you. Nevermind what other people tell you or do for themselves.

Emma: 😮😮😮 We haven't spoken for years but you GET ME!!! 💚💚💚

(Plus) * Emma, simply impressed that she knew Barry Bonds is a baseball guy... but not why he's famous * 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38803273)



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Date: September 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: Passionate Point

How is she so socially unaware? Any normal guy would run away as fast as he could after seeing her FB feed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38803352)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

"The Barry Bonds of dating" --> You put on an ungodly amount of weight in your 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38821262)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Back with my DCNY family tonight. Reunited & it felt SO GOOD. #DartmouthAlumni 😊 💚🌲 No one could tell anything was wrong with me (Not more than my usual baseline of wrong, that is. 🤓) other than I was wearing more Yale blue than Dartmouth green tonight. [Name] even got me to working for the Club a mere 5 minutes after I arrived. 😂

Afterwards, I even snuck in a quick date who turned out to be a Rabbi! 🤔

Photo of snacks for [friend]. I drank V8 to be healthy(er)?? Lol."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38820937)



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Date: September 13th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Passionate Point

You should start taking pics copying her, while wearing your D ring on your thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38832295)



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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

https://www.princeton.edu/news/2019/09/17/princeton-eliminates-gre-test-requirement-14-graduate-programs?fbclid=IwAR0fdWP9hK9c9kMJN9aO9fRQE8Au_9gmM0GWBvAxRYfCTweBiFNBYm5G84g

"Time for me to apply? ðŸ˜ðŸ¤”🤓"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38857787)



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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Date #2 with #NWbird. I decided to meet him in Soho & chose an Italian restaurant based solely on reviews. We both LOVED it. The photos don't do any justice to the food.

Appetizer: Kale & brussel sprouts salad

Entrees: He had steak & I had duck

Dessert: Panna cotta

Discoveries tonight:

He sat next to me because it was the only empty seat left at the event where we met last month. & both of us almost didn't show up. 😂

I'm the first Asian he's dated. 😮🤔"

Posted pics of all the food, w/ ring ofc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38857796)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Lovely 3rd date with #NWbird tonight. 😊

We began with dinner at Esca, "Mario Batali and Joe Bastianich’s timeless fish and pasta spot... Year after year, Esca remains in the conversation of the NYC elite."

https://www.theinfatuation.com/new-york/reviews/esca

If you drop your dinner napkin, the staff will bring you a new one, placed on the table using two forks so their hands don't touch it.

Started with oysters. He had steak (rare) & I had swordfish. Shared a delicious chocolate dessert.

Then we went to the Broadway show about The Temptations. He bought his ticket before he met me, & offered to buy me a ticket to join him even though we couldn't get seats together. & yes, he gave me the better seat of the two. 💚 He loved the music-driven show pre-intermission & I loved the plot-driven show post-intermission.

Afterwards, he had his personal driver bring me home before heading home himself.

He already got us tickets to another show next month, & planning for a third + fourth show after that!!! 😃 You may get to meet him at the next Dartmouth Club party, or the #Dartmouth250 game against Princeton at Yankee Stadium."

https://i.imgur.com/OhG1cN0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38895568)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo

bookmark is a nice touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39009300)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:30 PM
Author: adulterous background story

Nice attn to detail Jim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39009337)



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Date: October 4th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Skipped the second day NY Comic Con to celebrate [Friend]'s big 25th birthday with sushi & steak, as well as fancy drinks & a plethora desserts from some of my favorites including Aureole, David Burke, Hunt & Fish... No one left hungry. 😂 #FoodBuddies 🎉🎉🎉

I'm teaching her to level up her tastes... To the chagrin of her future boyfriends?? 😂 #SorryNotSorry Girl needs to live the good life sometimes. 😘

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38929674)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

What is my authentic voice?

How do I orientate myself to my audience?

Yes, it's important to initiate programs for POC literature but how do we SUSTAIN them after the grant money runs out?

#CUNY

https://i.imgur.com/7BEN6L8.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38963864)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

More grant money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39009276)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: thriller aggressive fat ankles stage

was positive that hashtag had a fortuitous “t”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39251806)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39009261)



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Date: November 5th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39076558)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39096990)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: fighting jade legal warrant

i dont understand how this woman supports herself without a real job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39097006)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 12:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Are we snack buddies??

Miracle Whip - Yes

Pickles - Yes, sour & crunchy

Cilantro - PASS

Black Jelly Beans - PASS

Pineapple Pizza - Yes Yes Yes!

Sardines - Yes!

Oysters - Yes!

Sushi - Yes Yes Yes!

Candy Corn - Eh.

Vienna Sausages - Eh.

Brussels Sprouts - Yes

Circus Peanuts - Huh?

Bologna - Pass

Black Olives - FIRM

Green Olives - YES if FIRM

Blue Cheese - OK

Fruitcake - Usually nah

SPAM - Yes, lol

Cabbage - Yes

Gizzards - No?

Potato Salad - Yes, light on mayo, please

Eggnog - Eh.

Black Coffee - Heavy cream necessary

Anchovies - Yes

Grits - Yes

Sauerkraut - Yes, preferably semi-crunchy

Collard Greens - Yes

Green Peas - Yes, preferably firm

Now it's your turn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39155063)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39251249)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/17/style/tiny-modern-love-stories-the-chart-said-breakup-so-we-did.html?fbclid=IwAR3QC2SOLU8jybXqyxqBj_wpAbRjWY-c8ZDfNiU15Zie-cBgvg77LYo4sgs

"Two years ago, I was dating a STEM PhD & could not get him to understand why we were not good as a couple until I drew him a chart, too. 🤓

He was persistent (he likes to say: patient), though... I had to break up with him 3 times. Now we laugh about it as friends. 😂

#DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39279280)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Carmine

honestly charles, this chick is so insane and sad that you should really stop posting updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39279399)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060819)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

https://i.imgur.com/Wa4vC8S.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39351254)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: brilliant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39409019)



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Date: January 20th, 2020 8:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Linked this article: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/only-an-adventurous-eater-has-tried?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharefacebook&bfsource=bfocompareon&quiz_result=120306287_357050362&fbclid=IwAR2GarbLLbQA3o6gXakDVR1xabc9Om_czvmUX0f4U9fCCerZ-QFqEqxsNng#120306287

"54! Yum!

One of the reasons I loved growing up in NYC & have a diverse set of friends. & while I continue to love NYC. 😊💚

There were about 3 to 5 I will avoid eating again, though. Not a fan of frog legs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39462318)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:28 PM
Author:  national security agency

37/54 for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39670100)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: lime hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39473653)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

https://i.imgur.com/QVFqnL3.jpg

"Because I can't remember how much the pink diamond at Asprey cost, I think this is the most expensive piece of jewelry I've worn.

Guess how much! 😀

Tiffany & Co. ring with a 4.10 carat cushion cut (my favorite shape) D/IF (the salesperson told me it's "the perfect stone for the perfect person!" 😀) center.

In the store, I loved the uniqueness of the design. Looking at it again now, it reminds me of an stovetop range. 😂😂😂 Not that I don't still covet it! 😅 #luxury — at Tiffany & Co."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39547588)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author:  national security agency

Lol, even her hands are disgusting to look at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39670103)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

#JeNeSuisPasUnVirus #IAmNotAVirus

#CoronaVirus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39547593)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo

you're going to marry an azn chick at some point anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39547616)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:53 PM
Author:  multi-billionaire

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39547630)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060824)



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Date: February 7th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Here's a weirder one:

https://i.imgur.com/VLxXGAW.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/neGjQGQ.jpg

An excellent morning at the Harvard Club this week.

A civilized & leisurely breakfast followed by a talk on Brexit 2020: Opportunities, Strategies, Regulations, and Timelines.

“'It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."

~ Yogi Berra

An unamed economist's forecast:

-- Riots in Northern Ireland

-- Scotland votes to leave the UK

-- Wales tags along

Other highlights:

Globalization drove the growth rate during Thatcher's reign

WIth Brexit, does the role of the UK change?

4 Pillars of Europe:

Goods + Services + Capital + People

Transition period will last until 31 December 2020.

2 parts:

--> 1. Withdrawal agreement

a. Money

b. Citizen rights

c. Dispute resolution

d. Future arrangements

e. Transition period

--> 2. Political declaration

a. Non-binding

b. Future trading

c. Vague terms

Irish Issue => Good Friday agreement

London leads in designing computer games; big in media, in general

Service industry takes off at the expense of manufacturing goods

UK issues to consider:

-- Infrastructure

-- Regulatory Issues => Banking moved to Frankfurt & Paris

-- Insurance

-- Funds

-- Certification

-- EU Institutions => 38 Agencies including medical and banking

-- Environment

UK is the 5th largest economy in the world

Investment considerations:

-- Logistic

-- HR

-- Property => Quality + Commute

-- Payroll Tax => Employees + Employers

-- Quality of Life => Cultural + Standard of Life

-- Schools

-- Taxation => Corporate + Indirect + Employment + US/UK tax treaty

-- Reverse charges

-- Capital gain on exit

-- No withholding tax on dividend

-- Transferring pricing

-- Structure investments

-- VAT (or IPT)

-- Custom duties (tariffs)

-- US/UK residency => Global mobility + Exemption

-- Relocation

-- Border restrictions

Cutting taxes would increase growth

Proven many times worldwide

Manufacturing will likely suffer most, but it's not that important in the UK

UK's future is in services

London will continue to prosper

Not so certain for the rest of the country

Banking will probably be the least impacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39559182)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo

...she (1) took these notes and (2) typed them up for her Facebook friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39590758)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:54 PM
Author: adulterous background story

"4 Pillars of Europe:

Goods + Services + Capital + People"

this is the single most neoliberal sentence ever typed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695587)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695590)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060828)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Major hurdle mid-December & #NWbird was not the person that I needed my partner to be. I finally ended it today.

I'm single again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39590688)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:27 PM
Author: Avocado quadroon striped hyena

i cant believe the female jjc is single again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39590739)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Passionate Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39590777)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Sad one today.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/27/a-dirty-secret-you-can-only-be-a-writer-if-you-can-afford-it?CMP=share_btn_fb&fbclid=IwAR3aAIJiZhWuRDggKct98WSs2MLEEpN2BnSk6IA7uKxxWOmm_TCWwCglfd0

"This is why both of my books are LATE.

It's more urgent that I find a job to cover my dental needs ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39669917)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:30 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060838)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maggiemcgrath/2020/02/26/introducing-forbes-50-over-50-highlighting-women-shattering-age-and-gender-norms/?fbclid=IwAR1apTm8oXckYWjmTRVA3nz9Vu1eD2efPVFBFQTY2LCb09taJjEVni7UXFU#5d9d04ee1a72

"I missed 30 Under 30, so I'll aim for 50 Over 50.

Coincidentally, spent all night working on my new business cards. Stay tuned...

#goals"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39669920)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:02 PM
Author:  haunted graveyard

Never stop poasting these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39670020)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:12 PM
Author: ivory cuckold

this is what i thought mattered when i was 19 years old i cant imagine in my mid 40s...LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39670055)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

What's really unbelievable to me is this thread is almost five years old, and has posts that are almost 7 years old, and essentially NOTHING has changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39670082)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: lilac lettuce skinny woman

What was she doing with the business cards? How do they possibly take more than 20 min of typing your name and contact, selecting font, and adding logo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695607)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Last night, 12 activists (including me) wrote 186 postcards urging registered Democrats in Wisconsin to help elect Jill Karofsky, a progressive Judge running against a Trump and Republican-backed opponent.

[Friend's] next postcard party will be on Monday, March 23rd -- Let us know if you'd like to join!

#government #politics"

Oh also she participated in this event with a Vietnamese chick literally named, not flame, Bich-Nga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39692807)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: sinister khaki clown

So she wrote like 13 postcards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39692815)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

If that!

https://i.imgur.com/IfBnkOt.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39692836)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: adulterous background story

Hello Fellow Voter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695609)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: contagious amber den

The compulsion to include her Dartmouth ring in every photo fascinates me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695714)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: bistre charismatic antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776374)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060843)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40070844)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Me: Someone lost their gold ring!

[Friend]: Was it Gollum?

😂🤓😂 Geeky friends are awesomesauce!

#MyPrecious #LordOfTheRings

If you lost this ring at South Street Seaport today, I left it with staff at McNally Jackson."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695510)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 2:17 PM
Author: Avocado quadroon striped hyena

jesus christ i feel bad for her :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39695728)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Stimulating address

If only her ring would be lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39792203)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I'm aiming to announce my new venture on St. Patrick's Day. 💚😀

Business cards ordered last night. Stay tuned...

#CloverCanalConnect ðŸ€"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39707448)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 11:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Fantastic Friday! This afternoon, I met with bestselling author & international keynote speaker (He's given over 500 and works with many Fortune 500 clients) Petr Ludwig. Over two hours, we discussed critical thinking, writing, business, procrastination, purpose, entrepreneurship, mental health, money, friendship, and philanthropy. He autographed a copy of his book (in English -- His book has been translated into more than a dozen other languages (He's Czech, like my favorite novelist, Milan Kundera (The Unbearable Lightness of Being))) for me. 🤓"

[pastes his bio from his website here]

Interesting/cool note: He wears an uncommon silver ring that he made in high school that is very similar to one I bought years ago -- Maybe during high school. It's a square ring with a circular hole."

https://i.imgur.com/nrARr91.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39722366)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Naturally, she linked the JJC-bait WSJ article about dating at elite business schools. No comments, sadly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39730231)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: bespoke deer antler rehab

jjc ... why don't you get in on this? she's (amazingly) still single!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39730245)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:41 AM
Author: bespoke deer antler rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060553)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: haunting milky cumskin

how old is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39730254)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Not sure but I'd guess about 45.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39730312)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: Stimulating address

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39780802)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Yesterday, I learned that Gotham Grill was closing, now 'The Palm Too, which had been open for nearly 47 years in Midtown East, closed just this week.'

That's where I developed my love of NY steakhouses. So many great nights there, as well as the other locations. I once had a plan to eat in every location in existence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39775671)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I'm surprised we haven't seen MANY corporate branded masks already. It would be super popular swag??"

https://i.imgur.com/hUpwoOq.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39775703)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: Passionate Point

She's disgusting in every conceivable way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776372)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Emma -- feeling alone at Manhattan, New York.

March 13 at 5:29 PM · Manhattan, New York ·

"Bueller? Bueller?

#DatingProblems

#ForeverAlone (More cheese for me! 😂

Bumble guy I'm chatting with won't see me (first date) until the pandemic is over."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776349)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:00 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776378)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: motley cruise ship community account

does she get any comments on these sad posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776414)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Besides the standard smattering of likes, a person commented “Omg, my date offers have trickled to a damn stop and I’m pissssed.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39776500)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: adulterous background story

More cheese for me! 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39791045)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 4:57 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39791029)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"This week, I made great progress in figuring out how to execute my business book layout *myself* (Relying on several others was an utter disappointment)!!! Finally!!! It was a *massive* hurdle for my writing.

Stay tuned. 🤓"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39808989)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I bought a loaf of bread a few days ago & I don't think I've ever been able to finish one myself before it would mold, so I pushed myself to use it sooner rather than later. The tomatoes @ Whole Foods didn't look great, so I went without.

Toasted whole wheat bread with New York cheddar. Deli-made potato salad that I topped with cranberries (which you'll be seeing a lot of because I have 3 bags in the freezer & they add color to my dishes so easily) & sprinkled with chia seeds. Accompanied by Lovely Break by Kusmi Tea (Not pictured). My first meal of the day @ 7:30pm.

Used my sandwich tray for the first time. Not the pattern I would have chosen but it's 'the best-selling dinnerware pattern in the world, the Old Country Roses pattern is practically synonymous with the name Royal Albert and a long-standing testament to timeless style and elegant craftsmanship.'"

https://i.imgur.com/4YAN3CW.jpg

A friend comments: "You chose a pattern you didn’t like because it’s popular?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39809005)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: adulterous background story

underrated detail here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39809357)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I do not feel safe. Especially because I have terrible allergies that make me look sick.

People are illogical & violent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39809030)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo

*2 days later, takes 24 pics she feels are worth posting while strolling around the biggest city of the country alone*

so unsafe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39855392)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

She went exploring an empty Manhattan yesterday, then stocked up on supplies:

https://i.imgur.com/QXh64kB.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wUa6UgD.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/JE0VBT6.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/XlFyRRb.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/d6m96pZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/WOqiYVM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qgyy23K.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/DdOMfK3.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39824114)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: contagious amber den

8/8 on the Dartmouth ring being included.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39824126)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Tbf the original album was about 24 pics and only half of them had The Ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39824133)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Lake alcoholic tattoo

She should leave the Annie’s mac for ppl with kids. What a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39824138)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:26 AM
Author: adulterous background story

a 45 yo woman whose only cooking skills are Annie Mac

and she obviously considers herself a gourmand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39824164)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Temple Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39855382)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:48 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home

She appears to have the diet of a shrew crossed with a six year old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39825627)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 2:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39834033)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Magenta

Stop stalking this poor girl already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39855291)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:02 AM
Author: spruce

it's like the early-mid 1990s Doom videogames but with a birdbrain shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060596)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: Bright jew patrolman

This thread is incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39825501)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 8:08 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39828795)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:44 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39833400)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: contagious amber den

By the way chuck, time for a second thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39833796)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 8:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I feel it’s stronger as a single compendium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39837553)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 9:09 PM
Author: contagious amber den

Very well then. My mobile browser shall just have to toil under the weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39838026)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: sinister khaki clown

Ms. AZN Megashrews Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39855442)



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Date: March 30th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39903064)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39917244)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Surprisingly little recent COVID-posting from her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39917302)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

New cover photo is exactly what you'd expect:

https://i.imgur.com/P647gmV.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39965050)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:27 PM
Author: Vermilion Sound Barrier

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071998)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 10:45 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39973133)



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Date: April 10th, 2020 6:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Had the most professionally productive 24 hours since mid-March.

1. Scheduled a call for tomorrow afternoon, in response to an inquiry about publishing my business book.

2. Applied to be an entrepreneurship mentor who may be flown to the MiSK Global Forum in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia the week of October 18th, 2020.

3. Spoke with a recruiter based in London about a Head of PR position for an established cryptocurrency company.

4. Interviewed by [Person + Title] at Harvard University. I spoke about dating online as a person of color, & I might be quoted in the eventual book published in conjunction with Harvard.

5. Continuing to deal with dental needs. Follow-up phone call next week.

6. Responded to a blockchain/VR contact's offer about getting client referrals through her company.

Next (concurrent) big project should be adding a page to my new website to highlight my blockchain & crypto work..."

https://i.imgur.com/NsmR9WP.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39986344)



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Date: April 10th, 2020 7:16 PM
Author: fuchsia state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#39986707)



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Date: April 17th, 2020 2:46 PM
Author: snowy native

dying at the idea of her mentoring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40035555)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: bateful genital piercing macaca

what the fuck does this person actually do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40041763)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 5:47 PM
Author: snowy native

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40042342)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:04 AM
Author: adulterous background story

"I spoke about dating online as a person of color"

cr with the string of successes archived ITT, who wouldn't want her advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060604)



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Date: April 17th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40035534)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: Deep becky

This is fascinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060722)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060868)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Planning on watching a movie with the boyfriend during quarantine.

Please suggest a good boyfriend. 🤡"

Fat bald dopey guy responds "I volunteer freely" and gets a Laugh rating in response.

Another friend suggests getting a puppy.

"Ideally comes with BF. I can't take care of one myself."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40070864)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:51 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account

This is actually really sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40070963)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Carmine

this is just mean at this point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071039)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:17 PM
Author: Avocado quadroon striped hyena

wow :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071142)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: olive talking place of business

can you post pics of this chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071234)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I'd rather not, sorry. That would be a bit too much. But let's just say her appearance clashes with what she sees fit to demand from a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071549)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:13 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account

can you share another one of her recent poasts that isn't so sad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071570)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:21 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes

There was link at some point ITT. She's an objective 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40082309)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Glittery crackhouse

https://i.imgur.com/XT1tol9.jpg

her facebook is linked earlier in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40082333)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author:  dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40149602)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Obsidian

we all know who the fat bald dopey guy is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071903)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Emma is feeling motivated.

Yesterday at 3:26 PM ·

Earlier today, [friend] asked her network about erratic productivity levels. I felt that, as someone who has long lulls of marinating her thoughts (which look to others as "doing nothing") before bursts of intense productivity. I'm currently in the execution wave...

Last night, I accepted the invitation to apply to a private Forbes Women group.

This morning, I had a good call with a PR veteran who has been in the industry for over 40 years.

Over Messenger, I caught up with [another friend] to get an update on his book. He's a MUCH faster writer than I am, having already reached 40,000 words.

On LinkedIn, a possible collaborator set-up a call for us tomorrow. Same day, I will call a former colleague from the VR/AR world to discuss her proposal we work together.

Early evening, I will see my Dartmouth Club of New York Board members, including [various people].

Afterwards, it's my first Zoom party with a 7 Sisters group.

Then possibly an online session as a beta tester for a friend of [person] -- Still waiting for email instructions.

Throughout the day, I'll be responding to messages on a handful of platforms. As I explain in my latest Thrive Global article, [title]

How are you staying connected to your professional work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071662)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:51 PM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071761)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40071874)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40072090)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: snowy native

healthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40073042)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:23 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40082316)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I am done for the day! It's been such a grueling 48 hours that I am too tired to even make ramen in a bowl where you just add boiling water. The only thing I've made today (early afternoon) is a spicy coconut vanilla (yum!!) smoothie with apples & bananas before everything went bad. I've already lost several apples & a potato. Food-wise, I had three mediocre (at best) pre-made sandwiches, & an oatmeal cookie pumped full of preservatives.

Yesterday, I worked 13 hours. Three Zoom calls almost back to back, book-ended by two phone calls.

Today, I started my day with a pleasant two hour business call, followed immediately by a Zoom session with two salespeople who tricked me into a 30 minute sales call."

https://i.imgur.com/lQ7kYiM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Lyai284.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2HeiLQQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40080108)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:07 PM
Author: Carmine

charles please stop this and block this woman on facebook. she is clearly mentally deranged and should be pitied more than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40080130)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Kink-friendly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40080276)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author:  locale

how will bald lawyers be able to pity her if charles doesn’t poast her statuses on xo though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40092986)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:18 AM
Author: vigorous potus site

couldn't finish reading this thread and i don't even have to deal with women. imagine it must have been profoundly depressing for the 3% of poasters who do lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40082304)



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Date: May 20th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40245635)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Today was a complete FAILURE in the kitchen. I didn't make -one- thing that was acceptable. Additionally, I burnt my hand with hot oil, & almost cut my self twice with an old knife. Yikes.

Even plating was a disaster. I gave up & had cereal for dinner.

The first attempt at scallion pancake (cut into triangles) weren't thin enough because the raw vegetables kept popping out during the flattening process. The second batch (uncut) was slightly better only because I cooked the scallions to soften them before adding to the dough. Smelled great, but too burnt on the edges.

The donut plate. UGH. I can't even. I was just trying to use up ingredients before they went bad. Apple sauce was way too watery.

Maybe going back to fish tomorrow. Or a bean heavy chili.

Now, I need a snack. A really good snack. 😔"

https://i.imgur.com/KsSwu92.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/9PnHSmu.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/3fGaJ2i.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40092970)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40092988)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: motley cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40149435)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I miss the club!"

https://i.imgur.com/m8uW6DB.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40209550)



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Date: May 20th, 2020 8:18 PM
Author: 

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40245640)



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Date: June 2nd, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40333053)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Today she shared these "anti-racism resources"

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1BRlF2_zhNe86SGgHa6-VlBO-QgirITwCTugSfKie5Fs/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwAR31wPXUCYnHsuEhenF446WkRADI1XD_UOwdn6pYk74YsiweX9k90xfutE0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339177)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339184)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"I had a very optimistic post planned at 2:30pm. My morning writing session went well. My friend surprise visited me & treated me to an organic, fair trade iced coffee while I gave him a bag of apples & face masks. The weather was lovely. I picked up fresh fruits & vegetables from Whole Foods -- No line to get in. Had lunch with a lovely view. Found new material for my next presentation. Received a present in the mail. Made new international friends. Started talking to someone on Bumble. Etc. Etc.

I was home by 6pm. Curfew was announced. Then, KA-BLAMO!!! The world outside went (more) NUTS. I feel guilty going to sleep. I'm also afraid of what might happen while I'm sleeping. Someone advised me to stock up on for for NINETY days. I really want to go take photographs. I know I shouldn't."

https://i.imgur.com/HBFSrxF.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339190)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339202)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: Orange mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339294)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339298)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

I've been running this thread for *five* years now and I don't understand it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: nudist double fault forum

I strongly suspect it involves financial support from her parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40340081)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: godawful main people indirect expression

we need a shot of the dartmouth ring foregrounding looted rubble, corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339401)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

LMAO XO will love this:

"I'm usually all about being extra, but there's something soothing about this minimalist design. I like it."

And then linking this post: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNotAesthetic/photos/a.1540393015972326/3388643704480572/?type=3&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339205)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339304)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: olive talking place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339321)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:33 PM
Author: Carmine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339346)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: godawful main people indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40339405)



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Date: June 6th, 2020 10:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

LMAO some bitch trying to go after the megashrew for insufficient wokeness. She linked this video in a recent post:

https://www.facebook.com/lingting.wok/videos/10102249276319300/

Friend 1: "I refuse to be sad about a place when Black people are killed, elderly are pushed to the ground, and students are dragged from cars."

Friend 2: "agree. This is the wrong thing to be sad about in my opinion...I don’t feel sadness for boarded up stores. I feel sadness for black lives lost.

Emma: "I feel sad for both."

Friend 1: "I guess it's different for you. I barely go near most stores in Soho because I have experienced overt racism in the stores. It wears on my soul. I'll always pick humans over things."

Friend 2: "so true. Being followed around stores, believed not to be able to afford things. I don’t care one little bit about those stores.

"Also, Emma, I wanted to go a little deeper into 'feeling sad for both.' I realize I’m getting angrier and angrier after I reread your comment. To me it’s like saying you feel bad for the victim of domestic violence and also the husband for breaking a finger while he bashed her face in. When you feel sad for both, you’re putting the lives of real people on the similar level as the destruction of property. As if black people and property are synonymous. Well guess who had the same feeling? Slave owners."

Emma: "I didn't say I feel sad to the same degree/similar level for both. I am deeply upset by what is happening to people.

But I won't lie & say I'm not sad about other destruction."

Friend 2: "So Emma I want you to know as a prominent Dartmouth alum voice, people listen to you. You say you’re deeply upset by what is happening to “people” but your posts seem to indicate the opposite. Now I believe in cold hard facts (blame MIT and Dartmouth) so I took the time at near midnight this evening to go through your most recent posts (n=25). Out of those 25 posts, 12 were looting-related, 9 were “other” (e.g. future husband posts), 3 were about food, 1 was about anti-racism resources and ZERO expressed any condolences related to George Floyd or any other black persons death.

So please consider if that is the right ratio to express your sadness."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40361900)



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Date: June 6th, 2020 2:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready Filthy Mad Cow Disease Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40363081)



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Date: June 20th, 2020 11:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate

"Confession: One of the first meals I taught myself to cook was pasta. I have never liked cleaning, so I'd make the pasta (properly al dente thanks to proper guidance from my Italian friends in high school) & then add sauce to the same pot after draining out the excess water. I liked this method because it meant one less item to wash, the sauce adhered better, AND more importantly, everything is the same temperature. I'm particular about the temperature of my food & drinks.

Then came Instagram, so I switched to the restaurant style of adding sauce after plating the pasta. I currently don't have a giant fork to make a big spiraling mound.

However, yesterday's dinner was inspired by a friend's rant: For the love of GOD!!! Please don’t serve bare pasta with sauce on top! The purpose is for the pasta to absorb all this yummy flavors and hold the sauce, not to carry it over it’s shoulders and try to look cute. Take your al dente pasta, and add to your sauce which should have been heated separately in a deep skillet, mix in a little pasta water and let the magic happen, finish with a touch of EVOO.

Would you put your clothes on top of your head and say you’re already dressed? Geeezzzz!!

😂😂😂"

https://i.imgur.com/drOA4di.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40456311)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest

MODS DELETE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40583388)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: bat shit crazy travel guidebook

LONG LIVE SHREW THREADING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40600557)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: orchid abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40615275)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 10:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone coffee pot

Still dying at the August 7th 2018 poast, several years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40615326)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:42 AM
Author: Glittery crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40912039)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:44 AM
Author: 

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40912041)



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Date: June 7th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: 

Reminder: after rudolph/obeezy outed charles, this thread was sent to the azn megashrew with no censorship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#42586799)



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Date: April 30th, 2022 7:48 PM
Author:  chartreuse nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#44432400)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 12:33 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#46530172)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 12:35 AM
Author: orchid abode

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#46530177)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#46530183)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 1:43 AM
Author: up-to-no-good red

Anyone know her @, need to put a face to all these stories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#46530336)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 1:49 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#46530338)