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The time I tried to kayak across Lake Michigan

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boyish stage
  05/16/15
i never save anything for the paddle back
Unholy Bright Coldplay Fan Theatre
  05/16/15
whatever happened to phineasgage? last I heard he was gonna ...
Abnormal menage gaping
  02/19/17
Did you ever get in a car accident or anything
massive partner
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
motivation for this?
Fragrant temple
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
do people do this? i didnt think kayaks would be good for lo...
Fragrant temple
  05/16/15
It was only done successfully one time, i believe.
boyish stage
  05/16/15
lol write all this shit down adn you'll hav ea good book soo...
Fragrant temple
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
describe the fear. assume u couldnt see land in either direc...
Fragrant temple
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
sounds good. i dont get that feeling when i'm in nature but ...
Fragrant temple
  05/16/15
Honestly man, things were a little confused. I think at the ...
boyish stage
  05/16/15
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
jfc scary shit. this is how ppl end up going in circles for ...
Fragrant temple
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
like the Bermuda Triangle
impertinent ivory hospital incel
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
did you realize that it was 60 miles across when you took of...
Flatulent at-the-ready plaza potus
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
you are literally one of the coolest poasters ever
Red Odious National
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boyish stage
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
did anyone else know you were going
Flatulent at-the-ready plaza potus
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
On their homepage you can see the rocks in front of the hote...
boyish stage
  05/16/15
180 brother. let us be your diary.
Flatulent at-the-ready plaza potus
  05/16/15
A guy did a solo kayak trip from santa barbara, ca to hawaii...
massive partner
  05/16/15
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
wut.
Ruby titillating crotch digit ratio
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
just don't know what would inspire someone to try.
Ruby titillating crotch digit ratio
  05/16/15
180 insane
impertinent ivory hospital incel
  05/16/15
How was your cell service when you reached your furthest poi...
Abusive orange coffee pot
  05/16/15
Good question. I don't know, because my cell phone was off. ...
boyish stage
  05/16/15
180
Useless mahogany school cafeteria
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lol. crossing a 60 mile pond. i do 500+ miles on a routine...
Crystalline glittery rigor dilemma
  05/16/15
There are frigate ships at the bottom of that "pond&quo...
boyish stage
  05/16/15
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Harsh address
  02/20/17
uninteresting flame
bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
it doesn't strike me as believable. congrats on convincing a...
bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
i'm a successful lawyer mainly because I have an excellent b...
bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station
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boyish stage
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
nah, law is just the easiest way I could find to consistentl...
bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station
  05/16/15
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
How tiring was it? Did you eventually turn back bc you feare...
Flatulent at-the-ready plaza potus
  05/16/15
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
lol
bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station
  05/16/15
Why are you laughing?
boyish stage
  05/16/15
because this flame is pathetic and pointless
bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station
  05/16/15
I have always found that it is the unexpected challenges tha...
boyish stage
  05/16/15
Most people in life don't even see the storm for what it is....
Flatulent at-the-ready plaza potus
  05/16/15
Well I'm not sure what you mean exactly. Do you mean that ...
boyish stage
  05/16/15
Of course, now i am planning another attempt at this... Th...
boyish stage
  05/16/15
(Conrad Jarrett)
avocado sadistic sandwich lay
  05/16/15
apparently that guy eventually became a lolyer, I self-rescu...
boyish stage
  05/16/15
I think it's lame. I once kayaked about 10miles out to an is...
dull lettuce area
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boyish stage
  05/16/15
wtf is this gay shit?
Pungent Boistinker
  02/19/17
A few years ago a couple bros attempted this. They were maki...
Big overrated alpha place of business
  02/19/17
I'm willing to believe this is not flame.
narrow-minded mischievous stead genital piercing
  02/19/17
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=11301.0
narrow-minded mischievous stead genital piercing
  02/19/17
Why would you do it at night?
pearly curious tanning salon mad cow disease
  02/20/17
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Pungent Boistinker
  07/11/17
Check out the February issue of Sea Kayaker magazine. It tel...
Cream exciting nibblets puppy
  07/11/17
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/michigan/articles/20...
Pungent Boistinker
  07/14/18
damn why did he delete
Lime rehab fanboi
  06/18/19


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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:00 AM
Author: boyish stage



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Unholy Bright Coldplay Fan Theatre

i never save anything for the paddle back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901263)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Abnormal menage gaping

whatever happened to phineasgage? last I heard he was gonna do something....i forget what...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#32659005)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: massive partner

Did you ever get in a car accident or anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901270)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: boyish stage



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:08 AM
Author: Fragrant temple

motivation for this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901315)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901361)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Fragrant temple

do people do this? i didnt think kayaks would be good for long distances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901397)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: boyish stage

It was only done successfully one time, i believe.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901404)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:19 AM
Author: Fragrant temple

lol write all this shit down adn you'll hav ea good book soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901420)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901434)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: Fragrant temple

describe the fear. assume u couldnt see land in either direction, right? did u hav ea compass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901468)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901485)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Fragrant temple

sounds good. i dont get that feeling when i'm in nature but water is a whole different thing

what was ur pace? did u measure ur hr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901541)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: boyish stage

Honestly man, things were a little confused. I think at the time I had a lot of these answers. It was years ago. But like i said. My mind was not at ease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901572)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901515)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Fragrant temple

jfc scary shit. this is how ppl end up going in circles for 2 days and dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901547)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901567)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: impertinent ivory hospital incel

like the Bermuda Triangle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27902325)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: boyish stage



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Flatulent at-the-ready plaza potus

did you realize that it was 60 miles across when you took off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901389)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901412)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Red Odious National

you are literally one of the coolest poasters ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901414)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901424)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901419)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Flatulent at-the-ready plaza potus

did anyone else know you were going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901427)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901445)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: boyish stage

On their homepage you can see the rocks in front of the hotel, that's where I actually kicked off from in my kayak.

Wow, I have never written this down before, and I am actually getting nervous symptoms just recollecting it mentally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901458)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Flatulent at-the-ready plaza potus

180 brother. let us be your diary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901548)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: massive partner

A guy did a solo kayak trip from santa barbara, ca to hawaii once. Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901543)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: boyish stage



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Ruby titillating crotch digit ratio

wut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901576)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 8:45 AM
Author: boyish stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27902230)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: Ruby titillating crotch digit ratio

just don't know what would inspire someone to try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27902331)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: impertinent ivory hospital incel

180 insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27902328)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Abusive orange coffee pot

How was your cell service when you reached your furthest point at sea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901586)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: boyish stage

Good question. I don't know, because my cell phone was off. It was for emergency use only (and who knows if it would even work) and I did have an extra battery.

I had a short-wave radio in case I needed to radio the coast guard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901593)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Useless mahogany school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27901588)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:04 AM
Author: Crystalline glittery rigor dilemma

lol. crossing a 60 mile pond.

i do 500+ miles on a routine basis in my boat. 50 miles takes me an hour tops.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27902321)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: boyish stage

There are frigate ships at the bottom of that "pond" my friend.

Your bitchboat would be swallowed up in those waters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27902700)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Harsh address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#32660726)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station

uninteresting flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27902708)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27902881)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station

it doesn't strike me as believable. congrats on convincing a few bort dumbs though. i bet it makes the fantasy all the more real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903047)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903067)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station

i'm a successful lawyer mainly because I have an excellent bullshit detector. and i'm 99% certain you're bullshitting. sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903077)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903170)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903312)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station

nah, law is just the easiest way I could find to consistently make 6 figures for the long term. it IS bullshit though (again, a big part of the reason i've been successful at it). good luck with the remainder of your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27904101)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27904440)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Flatulent at-the-ready plaza potus

How tiring was it? Did you eventually turn back bc you feared the 6 foot swells or bc it was just too frightful w the loneliness and all or bc your compass wasnt working correctly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27902941)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903029)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903051)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: boyish stage

Why are you laughing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903060)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy keepsake machete gas station

because this flame is pathetic and pointless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903102)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: boyish stage

I have always found that it is the unexpected challenges that throw you off course.

The paddling? I knew it would be hard. I didn't do any training at all, and am not even sure when was the last time before this adventure that I was in the water. Nonetheless I am a solid athlete and the paddling was not killing me. In the 4.5 hours I did not take a single break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903058)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Flatulent at-the-ready plaza potus

Most people in life don't even see the storm for what it is. They divert their course or turn back and are unsure why they ended up where they are. You see the storm brother. That's commendable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903065)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: boyish stage

Well I'm not sure what you mean exactly.

Do you mean that I don't delude myself regarding my own failures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27903153)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: boyish stage

Of course, now i am planning another attempt at this...

This time i will bring a life raft along for confidence. If there is a storm, I can always inflate it (C02, so it inflates automatically) and ride out the storm on the life raft.

Then, reboard the kayak when conditions improve.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27904059)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: avocado sadistic sandwich lay

(Conrad Jarrett)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27904140)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: boyish stage

apparently that guy eventually became a lolyer, I self-rescued (kayak terminology) from that fate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27904444)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: dull lettuce area

I think it's lame. I once kayaked about 10miles out to an island off Marseille and then back. roundtrip maybe 4hrs. some sunburn, but especially my ankles got chapped because of being pressed against hot kayak. it's not really dangerous or scary, just boring after a while... I would not recommend a longer trip on a kayak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27904841)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#27904901)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Pungent Boistinker

wtf is this gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#32658587)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Big overrated alpha place of business

A few years ago a couple bros attempted this. They were making good progress and celebrated reaching the halfway point by doing a roll. One of them, his kayak got fucked up when he rolled, and he hurt himself. They limped onward, dark and a storm were approaching, and the Chicago police/coast guard had to rescue them when they were not all that far from shore. Pissed everyone off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#32658983)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded mischievous stead genital piercing

I'm willing to believe this is not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#32659043)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded mischievous stead genital piercing

http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=11301.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#32659049)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: pearly curious tanning salon mad cow disease

Why would you do it at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#32660693)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: Pungent Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#33751890)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Cream exciting nibblets puppy

Check out the February issue of Sea Kayaker magazine. It tells about a guy who did EVERYTHING wrong in an attempted crossing of Lake Michigan. A few highlights of his how-not-to-do-it fiasco:

1. He went alone.

2. He left at around 5 PM and paddled into the night, which disoriented him and made him seasick.

3. He paddled east to west, into the wind.

4. He left even though wind was predicted.

5. He brought a cell phone and expected it to work all the way across a 50 - 80 mile wide section of lake. He put it in a ziploc bag, so it got wet and stopped working anyway.

6. He did it in a rental kayak that crunched his feet and was too tippy for him to rest. He had never paddled it before.

7. He brought an EPIRB rescue device that didn't work.

8. No VHF radio.

9. He brought a leaky spray skirt.

10. When he tipped over in the middle of the lake, he was so numb and exhausted that he couldn't get back in the boat. He was adrift in the middle of Lake Michigan.

Lucky for him, the water was 70 degrees and he actually wore a wet suit, the one smart thing he did. He was rescued by a ship who he thought was answering his EPIRB. In fact, it was dumb luck. Nobody heard his distress signal. It was a miracle that this guy survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#33752577)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Pungent Boistinker

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/michigan/articles/2018-07-13/3-michigan-men-cross-lake-superior-by-paddleboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881811&forum_id=2#36425404)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 4:21 PM
Author: Lime rehab fanboi

damn why did he delete

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