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micromanaging e-mail arrives at 9:43pm

"hi gaggle, ive reviewed xyz and i think you need to m...
histrionic turquoise windowlicker
  05/21/15
Vault range? Group? Hours?
hairless abode tattoo
  05/21/15
Biglaw? Any chance the partner is just creating busy work or...
Aromatic locus
  05/21/15
i am a ttt consultant not clearing 60k a year.
histrionic turquoise windowlicker
  05/21/15
holy SHITITT quit right now
Pearl Vibrant Brethren
  05/21/15
i'd have to move back into my parents house and god knows ho...
histrionic turquoise windowlicker
  05/21/15
No you would not. You would show some fucking initiative and...
Pearl Vibrant Brethren
  05/22/15
No, I would, because I have about three months rent saved an...
histrionic turquoise windowlicker
  05/22/15
yeah colt is retarded. definitely get a job offer before you...
Boyish institution
  05/22/15
sounds like he is at the end of his rope and maybe burning t...
Pearl Vibrant Brethren
  05/22/15
This was an excellent strategy for me, but only because of m...
dun exciting rehab
  05/22/15
ROFL
Obsidian macaca mother
  05/22/15
RESPOND WITHIN 5 MINUTES
cyan startled theater
  05/21/15
"will do tank"
soul-stirring roast beef home
  05/21/15
lol, they reminded you of your upcoming review? that's extra...
balding gas station
  05/21/15
yes, one of my bosses (one of like five) has been doing this...
histrionic turquoise windowlicker
  05/21/15
bro, just man up a use a chainsaw on them
comical godawful doctorate
  05/21/15
(reek)
Milky area karate
  05/21/15
Sounds like my old boss. Makes me so happy that I went solo.
spruce swashbuckling range
  05/21/15
ljl lawyers
frozen underhanded national
  05/21/15
So much unnecessary demoralization. Why are lawyers such poo...
Submissive Point
  05/21/15
it's all industries, I got a similar one from a fact-checker...
trip tripping organic girlfriend old irish cottage
  05/21/15
Seems like lawyers are especially gifted at this though, lik...
Submissive Point
  05/21/15
the tedious attention to detail and crazy deadlines and long...
trip tripping organic girlfriend old irish cottage
  05/22/15
Another one of my bosses is not nearly as bad but he has the...
histrionic turquoise windowlicker
  05/22/15
ive sent that same email except for the shit abotu reviews. ...
Multi-colored sienna senate immigrant
  05/21/15
moving forward, whats you end game?
frozen underhanded national
  05/21/15
i am actively seeking other job opportunities, but my qualif...
histrionic turquoise windowlicker
  05/21/15
...
Milky area karate
  05/22/15
Look for another job man. No decent human being reminds some...
pontificating out-of-control parlor
  05/21/15
*pretends to be asleep*
twinkling sanctuary faggot firefighter
  05/21/15
After 6 years at my current job they stopped giving me revie...
Chartreuse aphrodisiac idea he suggested
  05/21/15
what if xoxols find you?
comical godawful doctorate
  05/22/15
OP sounds like a bitchmade faggot who lacks attention to det...
Boyish institution
  05/22/15
some people might have mild dyslexia or need a new glasses p...
trip tripping organic girlfriend old irish cottage
  05/22/15
lmao jfc
Pearl Vibrant Brethren
  05/22/15
I don't actually feel any hostility towards people with this...
histrionic turquoise windowlicker
  05/22/15
are you referring to OP's boss?
comical godawful doctorate
  05/22/15
after going through the excruciating process of incorporatin...
histrionic turquoise windowlicker
  05/22/15
d00d this is nothing, imagine sending out drafts to 5 MDs to...
Disturbing Stirring School Cafeteria Knife
  05/22/15


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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:13 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise windowlicker

"hi gaggle,

ive reviewed xyz and i think you need to make [pointless stylistic changes]. please also make [random format change that even the fucking chicago manual of style doesn't care about]. you need to pay extra attention to this as we've talked about this in the past [no we haven't]. i also think you should be doing [needless extra process steps that i have been doing without fail for years]."

please be extra diligent in incorporating these recommendations going forward. as you know your semiannualreview is in one month. let's circle up and discuss tomorrow at [time immediately before another meeting which requires considerable preparation].

thanks,

[an aids-riddled shitfucking asshole]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940243)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: hairless abode tattoo

Vault range? Group? Hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940268)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Aromatic locus

Biglaw? Any chance the partner is just creating busy work or boosting billables? I've been on projects where institutional client had a cap for a project and it seemed like we were aggressively trying to get as close as possible to dat cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940273)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise windowlicker

i am a ttt consultant not clearing 60k a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940291)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Pearl Vibrant Brethren

holy SHITITT quit right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940915)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise windowlicker

i'd have to move back into my parents house and god knows how long before i got another job. not appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940934)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 12:00 AM
Author: Pearl Vibrant Brethren

No you would not. You would show some fucking initiative and get a job your like or take a chance with your own business. just take a fucking chance. you have one life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 12:13 AM
Author: histrionic turquoise windowlicker

No, I would, because I have about three months rent saved and I imagine succeeding in my own business would take considerably longer than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27941036)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Boyish institution

yeah colt is retarded. definitely get a job offer before you quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27941059)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: Pearl Vibrant Brethren

sounds like he is at the end of his rope and maybe burning the boats will finally spur him to make the change he needs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27941130)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:17 PM
Author: dun exciting rehab

This was an excellent strategy for me, but only because of my then-net-worth of 300k. Wouldn't recommend it for this fucker...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27945513)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: Obsidian macaca mother

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27944396)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: cyan startled theater

RESPOND WITHIN 5 MINUTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940282)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring roast beef home

"will do tank"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940525)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: balding gas station

lol, they reminded you of your upcoming review? that's extra shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940299)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise windowlicker

yes, one of my bosses (one of like five) has been doing this frequently, mostly in face-to-face conversation, for like two months. also a lot of lines about "attitude" and how I need to be just as passionate about the client's work as the client themselves.

i think they do it because the continual reminders of my lowly status and inability to do anything except grit my teeth and force a smile serve to transfer my life energy and youthful vitality from me to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940316)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: comical godawful doctorate

bro, just man up a use a chainsaw on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940552)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: Milky area karate

(reek)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940555)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: spruce swashbuckling range

Sounds like my old boss. Makes me so happy that I went solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940561)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: frozen underhanded national

ljl lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940565)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Submissive Point

So much unnecessary demoralization. Why are lawyers such poor managers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940592)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: trip tripping organic girlfriend old irish cottage

it's all industries, I got a similar one from a fact-checker yesterday -- passive aggressively said thanks twice, chided me for errors that were mere misreadings by the fact checker, never apologized for his obnoxious tone, never followed up, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940602)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Submissive Point

Seems like lawyers are especially gifted at this though, like sociopath status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940618)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: trip tripping organic girlfriend old irish cottage

the tedious attention to detail and crazy deadlines and long hours probably don't help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27941102)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: histrionic turquoise windowlicker

Another one of my bosses is not nearly as bad but he has the habit of sending emails that say "thanks for doing x" where x is something he is mentioning for the first time ever, which drives me crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27941027)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored sienna senate immigrant

ive sent that same email except for the shit abotu reviews. heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940597)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: frozen underhanded national

moving forward, whats you end game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940606)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise windowlicker

i am actively seeking other job opportunities, but my qualifications are a 3.6 in econ from the bottom half of the t50 and four years spent doing work that is interchangeable with a zillion other sadsack office drones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940816)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: Milky area karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27941086)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: pontificating out-of-control parlor

Look for another job man. No decent human being reminds someone of their review. This is shitty behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940621)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: twinkling sanctuary faggot firefighter

*pretends to be asleep*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940832)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac idea he suggested

After 6 years at my current job they stopped giving me reviews. Basically I cant get fired anymore. Its 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27940942)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: comical godawful doctorate

what if xoxols find you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27944434)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: Boyish institution

OP sounds like a bitchmade faggot who lacks attention to detail and hands in subpar, error-filled bitchwork. check your work faggot. i fucking hate it when shitssociates turn in trash. i want to kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27941076)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: trip tripping organic girlfriend old irish cottage

some people might have mild dyslexia or need a new glasses prescription

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27941108)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: Pearl Vibrant Brethren

lmao jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27941132)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: histrionic turquoise windowlicker

I don't actually feel any hostility towards people with this attitude because there's almost always a youthful buttfucking by an older cousin or neighbor buried somewhere in the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27942017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: comical godawful doctorate

are you referring to OP's boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27944450)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise windowlicker

after going through the excruciating process of incorporating all these inane changes, had to get it cleared by one of the MDs, who had an entirely contradictory set of inane changes. i can't go on like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27944353)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Disturbing Stirring School Cafeteria Knife

d00d this is nothing, imagine sending out drafts to 5 MDs to get their comments and while only 2 have given comments, they want another turn, as you finally finish turning the doc and send it out, you get another set of comments from one of the other MDs, while this shit is going on, u start getting comments from the straggler MDs who are on diff versions of the deck. if u havent killed yr self yet and you manage to send a revised deck out with all comments incorporated. within 10 mins, 3 MDs are flipping out cuz their changes arent incorporated because 2 of the other MDs have conflicting comments. at this point u gracefully throw your self out the nearest window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886324&forum_id=2#27944767)