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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
bearded insecure internal respiration meetinghouse
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
Fighting Hall
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
bearded insecure internal respiration meetinghouse
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
big base
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
Supple Drunken House Roast Beef
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
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trip chapel fat ankles
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Bat shit crazy school cafeteria half-breed
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Aromatic range
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blue space
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Fighting Hall
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
Medicated gold cruise ship selfie
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
Fighting Hall
  06/06/15
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bearded insecure internal respiration meetinghouse
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
glassy irate dilemma
  05/22/15
holy shit
Stirring henna shrine
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
curious university wrinkle
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
mentally impaired charcoal mother doctorate
  05/23/15
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Dead heaven pisswyrm
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Gaped aqua mexican
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beady-eyed location dysfunction
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trip chapel fat ankles
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Carnelian passionate den
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emerald exciting keepsake machete
  07/04/15
Rofl
drab idea he suggested national
  11/12/15
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Aromatic range
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Concupiscible free-loading institution friendly grandma
  04/25/16
lmao
fluffy school
  04/17/17
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Gaped aqua mexican
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Claret affirmative action kitchen
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drab idea he suggested national
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Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
carmine judgmental kitty
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
beady-eyed location dysfunction
  05/23/15
lmao
Fighting Hall
  06/06/15
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Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
Mind-boggling lay hominid
  05/22/15
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ivory mad-dog skullcap fanboi
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
pearly dashing brunch
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
nubile excitant therapy area
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
tripping boyish wagecucks
  05/23/15
Lol dude
drab idea he suggested national
  05/30/15
180
Racy twinkling church faggotry
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Bat shit crazy school cafeteria half-breed
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Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
Aromatic range
  04/25/16
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Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
Cracking Water Buffalo
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
ultramarine effete rigpig electric furnace
  06/06/15
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territorial laughsome native
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
Federal degenerate tanning salon
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
Aggressive marketing idea cuckoldry
  06/06/15
?
mentally impaired charcoal mother doctorate
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
Hairraiser hospital organic girlfriend
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
Contagious ticket booth hunting ground
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
Hairraiser hospital organic girlfriend
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Concupiscible free-loading institution friendly grandma
  04/25/16
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razzle flesh legend
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
razzle-dazzle flushed mood theatre
  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
razzle flesh legend
  04/25/16
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mentally impaired charcoal mother doctorate
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
Zombie-like Sneaky Criminal
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
mentally impaired charcoal mother doctorate
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
razzle flesh legend
  04/25/16
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Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
bearded insecure internal respiration meetinghouse
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
bearded insecure internal respiration meetinghouse
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: bearded insecure internal respiration meetinghouse

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Fighting Hall

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: bearded insecure internal respiration meetinghouse

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: big base

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Supple Drunken House Roast Beef

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Nofapping sick prole gas station

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: trip chapel fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired charcoal mother doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy school cafeteria half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Aromatic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: blue space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Fighting Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Medicated gold cruise ship selfie

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Fighting Hall

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: bearded insecure internal respiration meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: glassy irate dilemma

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Stirring henna shrine

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: curious university wrinkle

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: mentally impaired charcoal mother doctorate

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Dead heaven pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Gaped aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed location dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: trip chapel fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Carnelian passionate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: emerald exciting keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: drab idea he suggested national

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Aromatic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible free-loading institution friendly grandma

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: fluffy school

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Gaped aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Claret affirmative action kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: drab idea he suggested national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: carmine judgmental kitty

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed location dysfunction

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Fighting Hall

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lay hominid

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: ivory mad-dog skullcap fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: pearly dashing brunch

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: nubile excitant therapy area

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: tripping boyish wagecucks

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: drab idea he suggested national

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Racy twinkling church faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy school cafeteria half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Aromatic range

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Cracking Water Buffalo

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: ultramarine effete rigpig electric furnace

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: territorial laughsome native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Federal degenerate tanning salon

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Aggressive marketing idea cuckoldry

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: mentally impaired charcoal mother doctorate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser hospital organic girlfriend

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Contagious ticket booth hunting ground

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser hospital organic girlfriend

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible free-loading institution friendly grandma

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: razzle flesh legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle flushed mood theatre

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: razzle flesh legend

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired charcoal mother doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like Sneaky Criminal

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: mentally impaired charcoal mother doctorate

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: razzle flesh legend

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Insanely creepy travel guidebook theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: bearded insecure internal respiration meetinghouse

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: bearded insecure internal respiration meetinghouse

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)