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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!
| angry market | 05/22/15 |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM Author: angry market Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.
Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM Author: slippery provocative codepig wooooooah
this is right up there with the guachack |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM Author: angry market except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM Author: milky impressive people who are hurt Explain this to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM Author: Emerald Newt National Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM Author: Sick misanthropic abode http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM Author: Cerise principal's office community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM Author: fuchsia travel guidebook step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM Author: Up-to-no-good lilac gay wizard rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: internet-worthy appetizing resort tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: Flickering Main People School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: slippery provocative codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM Author: pea-brained charismatic nursing home national security agency u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM Author: slippery provocative codepig stop with ur lies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553) |
Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM Author: angry market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM Author: histrionic judgmental theatre ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM Author: cracking church building holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM Author: Stirring flatulent church Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM Author: Carnelian Milk Yep. This is what I do.
Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.
Two tortillas on the side
Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.
Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM Author: fuchsia travel guidebook step-uncle's house Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Underhanded boyish crotch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM Author: Shimmering Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM Author: Twisted Chrome Mediation Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM Author: Cerise principal's office community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: filthy rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Azure thirsty dilemma chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM Author: ocher ceo Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: internet-worthy appetizing resort tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM Author: adventurous effete goal in life HOLY SHIT! lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: adulterous potus lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: Shimmering Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM Author: Stubborn whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: ocher ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM Author: Carnelian Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Fragrant duck-like stock car really tough guy please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM Author: Twisted Chrome Mediation Fortuitous Meteor Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM Author: slippery provocative codepig lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM Author: Carnelian Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM Author: motley address I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Unhinged Amethyst Stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM Author: titillating forum preventive strike Damn, you Jews are cheap... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Aqua naked becky bawdyhouse Been doing this since literally 2006 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM Author: Odious Corner Alpha Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.
Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol. |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: ocher ceo Lol dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: bright irradiated senate masturbator 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Up-to-no-good lilac gay wizard rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: Carnelian Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM Author: internet-worthy appetizing resort tank (Chaim Pubeberg) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: Carnelian Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM Author: Contagious pearl crackhouse therapy Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM Author: glittery quadroon trump supporter Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959) |
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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM Author: laughsome tripping turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM Author: amber razzmatazz circlehead LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM Author: glassy frozen kitchen place of business lol u guise are such losers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM Author: fuchsia travel guidebook step-uncle's house ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM Author: vibrant maniacal sex offender deer antler I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Honey-headed Frum Plaza Candlestick Maker it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM Author: vibrant maniacal sex offender deer antler lol
for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM Author: adventurous effete goal in life "Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM Author: Insanely creepy old irish cottage property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM Author: Puce locus do you flutter your eyelashes at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM Author: Insanely creepy old irish cottage property You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM Author: fuchsia travel guidebook step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM Author: razzle roast beef hell The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM Author: fuchsia travel guidebook step-uncle's house ur source for guac tips since 2011 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: Insanely creepy old irish cottage property LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.
LOL @ how clueless women are. |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: Carnelian Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: angry market I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: angry market Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041) |