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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
very tactful blue hairy legs
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
aquamarine flirting goyim stag film
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
very tactful blue hairy legs
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
Chocolate mind-boggling trailer park
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
frisky theater
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
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bipolar idiot
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maniacal location new version
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aquamarine flirting goyim stag film
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
Violent lake national mother
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
aquamarine flirting goyim stag film
  06/06/15
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very tactful blue hairy legs
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
Floppy poppy friendly grandma
  05/22/15
holy shit
Brilliant beta stock car useless brakes
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
Rusted titillating lay
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
dashing greedy son of senegal
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
big pocket flask azn
  05/23/15
180
sable heady water buffalo
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Irradiated Doctorate Twinkling Uncleanness
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Concupiscible hell macaca
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bipolar idiot
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crawly dog poop church
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fighting misanthropic pit hunting ground
  07/04/15
Rofl
Bearded step-uncle's house
  11/12/15
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red motley coldplay fan stage
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Hyperactive property
  04/25/16
lmao
Light Lascivious Organic Girlfriend Library
  04/17/17
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Irradiated Doctorate Twinkling Uncleanness
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Lavender Razzmatazz Sanctuary Generalized Bond
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Bearded step-uncle's house
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dashing greedy son of senegal
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
exciting awkward giraffe school cafeteria
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
Concupiscible hell macaca
  05/23/15
lmao
aquamarine flirting goyim stag film
  06/06/15
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dashing greedy son of senegal
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
Cowardly magenta deer antler telephone
  05/22/15
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Cordovan boiling water sound barrier
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
Tantric violet school psychic
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
Harsh Gold Home
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
Soggy Brass Whorehouse
  05/23/15
Lol dude
Bearded step-uncle's house
  05/30/15
180
Disgusting white volcanic crater
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buck-toothed adulterous field
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dashing greedy son of senegal
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
red motley coldplay fan stage
  04/25/16
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dashing greedy son of senegal
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
Slap-happy half-breed
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
stimulating set
  06/06/15
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anal stead
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
aqua internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap trump supporter
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
arousing slate patrolman tanning salon
  06/06/15
?
big pocket flask azn
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
electric mad cow disease
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
Bearded swashbuckling hissy fit pozpig
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
electric mad cow disease
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Hyperactive property
  04/25/16
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clear skinny woman corner
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
Amethyst tattoo
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You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
clear skinny woman corner
  04/25/16
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big pocket flask azn
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
Cracking Plum Address
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
big pocket flask azn
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
clear skinny woman corner
  04/25/16
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dashing greedy son of senegal
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
very tactful blue hairy legs
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
very tactful blue hairy legs
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: very tactful blue hairy legs

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: aquamarine flirting goyim stag film

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: very tactful blue hairy legs

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Chocolate mind-boggling trailer park

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: frisky theater

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: carnelian parlour roommate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: bipolar idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: big pocket flask azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: buck-toothed adulterous field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: red motley coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: maniacal location new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: aquamarine flirting goyim stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Violent lake national mother

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: aquamarine flirting goyim stag film

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: very tactful blue hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Floppy poppy friendly grandma

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Brilliant beta stock car useless brakes

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Rusted titillating lay

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: dashing greedy son of senegal

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: big pocket flask azn

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: sable heady water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Doctorate Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible hell macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: bipolar idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: crawly dog poop church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: fighting misanthropic pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Bearded step-uncle's house

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: red motley coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive property

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Light Lascivious Organic Girlfriend Library

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Irradiated Doctorate Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Lavender Razzmatazz Sanctuary Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Bearded step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: dashing greedy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: exciting awkward giraffe school cafeteria

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible hell macaca

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: aquamarine flirting goyim stag film

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: dashing greedy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Cowardly magenta deer antler telephone

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Cordovan boiling water sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Tantric violet school psychic

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Harsh Gold Home

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Soggy Brass Whorehouse

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Bearded step-uncle's house

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Disgusting white volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed adulterous field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: dashing greedy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: red motley coldplay fan stage

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: dashing greedy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Slap-happy half-breed

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: stimulating set

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: anal stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: aqua internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap trump supporter

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: arousing slate patrolman tanning salon

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: big pocket flask azn

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: electric mad cow disease

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Bearded swashbuckling hissy fit pozpig

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: electric mad cow disease

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive property

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: clear skinny woman corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Amethyst tattoo

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: clear skinny woman corner

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: big pocket flask azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Cracking Plum Address

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: big pocket flask azn

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: clear skinny woman corner

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: dashing greedy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: very tactful blue hairy legs

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: very tactful blue hairy legs

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)