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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Thirsty Mischievous Hall Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.
Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM Author: charismatic yarmulke water buffalo wooooooah
this is right up there with the guachack |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM Author: Thirsty Mischievous Hall except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM Author: provocative native Explain this to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM Author: Nubile dashing brunch legend Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM Author: Brass Supple Double Fault http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM Author: fragrant jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM Author: Mint histrionic reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM Author: Shivering main people hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: Swashbuckling poppy address boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: flirting school dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: charismatic yarmulke water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Sapphire learning disabled space u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM Author: charismatic yarmulke water buffalo stop with ur lies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553) |
Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM Author: Thirsty Mischievous Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM Author: Bronze hilarious voyeur ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM Author: duck-like vivacious newt holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM Author: Internet-worthy insane therapy church Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle casino Yep. This is what I do.
Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.
Two tortillas on the side
Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.
Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM Author: Mint histrionic reading party Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM Author: slimy elastic band 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM Author: Ultramarine party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged dopamine lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM Author: fragrant jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: Swashbuckling poppy address boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM Author: Brilliant Sadistic Whorehouse HOLY SHIT! lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: amber costumed coldplay fan giraffe lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: Ultramarine party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Apoplectic Transparent Stage Faggotry please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged dopamine lodge Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM Author: charismatic yarmulke water buffalo lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM Author: fiercely-loyal zippy really tough guy I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM Author: razzmatazz at-the-ready dilemma lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Persian Damn, you Jews are cheap... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Concupiscible bossy mexican church building Been doing this since literally 2006 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM Author: cyan theatre pisswyrm Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.
Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol. |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Bright contagious famous landscape painting headpube Lol dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Rough-skinned Out-of-control Locale 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Shivering main people hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM Author: Swashbuckling poppy address boistinker (Chaim Pubeberg) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM Author: stirring piazza goyim Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM Author: Frisky tan azn laser beams Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959) |
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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM Author: frozen salmon temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM Author: offensive nighttime heaven LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM Author: Rusted Bat-shit-crazy Sanctuary lol u guise are such losers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM Author: Mint histrionic reading party ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM Author: orchid seedy point I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Adventurous deer antler set it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM Author: orchid seedy point lol
for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM Author: Brilliant Sadistic Whorehouse "Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM Author: thriller domesticated plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM Author: Aphrodisiac alcoholic principal's office people who are hurt do you flutter your eyelashes at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM Author: thriller domesticated plaza You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM Author: Mint histrionic reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM Author: misunderstood cuckoldry The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM Author: Mint histrionic reading party ur source for guac tips since 2011 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: thriller domesticated plaza LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.
LOL @ how clueless women are. |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: Thirsty Mischievous Hall I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: Thirsty Mischievous Hall Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041) |