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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
aromatic step-uncle's house mother
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
big silver legal warrant
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
aromatic step-uncle's house mother
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
Abnormal site potus
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
Zippy narrow-minded dragon son of senegal
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
galvanic meetinghouse pocket flask
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Razzmatazz big-titted community account
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Embarrassed To The Bone Base
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Hyperactive Maize Liquid Oxygen Genital Piercing
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Mauve Dopamine Field
  04/25/16
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trip cyan codepig sneaky criminal
  01/16/18
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big silver legal warrant
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
Burgundy school athletic conference
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
big silver legal warrant
  06/06/15
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aromatic step-uncle's house mother
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
Rough-skinned Excitant Degenerate Whorehouse
  05/22/15
holy shit
talented orchestra pit messiness
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
soul-stirring principal's office sweet tailpipe
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
Salmon Disgusting Quadroon
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
Embarrassed To The Bone Base
  05/23/15
180
Outnumbered Bespoke Party Of The First Part Hospital
  05/23/15
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buff theater stage
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Learning Disabled Masturbator
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Razzmatazz big-titted community account
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avocado temple
  07/04/15
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Hyperventilating police squad
  07/04/15
Rofl
multi-colored rusted forum trump supporter
  11/12/15
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Mauve Dopamine Field
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Twisted marvelous church building
  04/25/16
lmao
Floppy violent turdskin
  04/17/17
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buff theater stage
  04/17/17
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razzle nofapping locus generalized bond
  04/17/17
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multi-colored rusted forum trump supporter
  04/17/17
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Salmon Disgusting Quadroon
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
Odious Theater
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
Learning Disabled Masturbator
  05/23/15
lmao
big silver legal warrant
  06/06/15
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Salmon Disgusting Quadroon
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
Amethyst aphrodisiac regret
  05/22/15
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bat-shit-crazy very tactful trailer park ceo
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
Comical tattoo
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
startled anal sandwich
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
Vivacious People Who Are Hurt Alpha
  05/23/15
Lol dude
multi-colored rusted forum trump supporter
  05/30/15
180
Titillating light senate
  05/30/15
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Hyperactive Maize Liquid Oxygen Genital Piercing
  05/30/15
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Salmon Disgusting Quadroon
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
Mauve Dopamine Field
  04/25/16
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Salmon Disgusting Quadroon
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
Saffron market
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
spectacular stead
  06/06/15
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Sadistic Property
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
Concupiscible sanctuary
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
Dark fantasy-prone jewess
  06/06/15
?
Embarrassed To The Bone Base
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
alcoholic transparent corner fortuitous meteor
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
At-the-ready center
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
alcoholic transparent corner fortuitous meteor
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Twisted marvelous church building
  04/25/16
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garnet stage
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
Fighting Hot Sex Offender Idiot
  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
garnet stage
  04/25/16
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Embarrassed To The Bone Base
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
cerise bipolar garrison
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
Embarrassed To The Bone Base
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
garnet stage
  04/25/16
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Salmon Disgusting Quadroon
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
aromatic step-uncle's house mother
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
aromatic step-uncle's house mother
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house mother

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: big silver legal warrant

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house mother

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Abnormal site potus

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Zippy narrow-minded dragon son of senegal

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: galvanic meetinghouse pocket flask

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz big-titted community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Hyperactive Maize Liquid Oxygen Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Mauve Dopamine Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: trip cyan codepig sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: big silver legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Burgundy school athletic conference

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: big silver legal warrant

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Excitant Degenerate Whorehouse

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: talented orchestra pit messiness

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring principal's office sweet tailpipe

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Salmon Disgusting Quadroon

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Base

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Outnumbered Bespoke Party Of The First Part Hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: buff theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz big-titted community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: avocado temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Hyperventilating police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: multi-colored rusted forum trump supporter

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Mauve Dopamine Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Twisted marvelous church building

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Floppy violent turdskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: buff theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: razzle nofapping locus generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: multi-colored rusted forum trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Salmon Disgusting Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Odious Theater

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Masturbator

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: big silver legal warrant

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: Salmon Disgusting Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Amethyst aphrodisiac regret

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy very tactful trailer park ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Comical tattoo

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: startled anal sandwich

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Vivacious People Who Are Hurt Alpha

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: multi-colored rusted forum trump supporter

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Titillating light senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive Maize Liquid Oxygen Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Salmon Disgusting Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Mauve Dopamine Field

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Salmon Disgusting Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Saffron market

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: spectacular stead

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Sadistic Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible sanctuary

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Dark fantasy-prone jewess

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Base

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: alcoholic transparent corner fortuitous meteor

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: At-the-ready center

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: alcoholic transparent corner fortuitous meteor

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Twisted marvelous church building

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: garnet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Fighting Hot Sex Offender Idiot

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: garnet stage

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: cerise bipolar garrison

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Base

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: garnet stage

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Salmon Disgusting Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house mother

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house mother

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)