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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
Balding Halford Stag Film
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
bearded senate voyeur
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
Balding Halford Stag Film
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
Concupiscible Dun Immigrant Cuck
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
copper area love of her life
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
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bearded senate voyeur
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
vigorous crackhouse codepig
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
bearded senate voyeur
  06/06/15
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Balding Halford Stag Film
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
Bipolar burgundy boltzmann bawdyhouse
  05/22/15
holy shit
Mischievous mother step-uncle's house
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
Chocolate business firm
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
galvanic fuchsia locale
  05/23/15
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self-centered hell french chef
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cerise double fault
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Rofl
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Cream kitty
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Translucent drunken stock car dog poop
  04/25/16
lmao
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Umber Fortuitous Meteor School Cafeteria
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aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
navy boyish reading party pit
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
misunderstood personal credit line clown
  05/23/15
lmao
bearded senate voyeur
  06/06/15
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aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
spectacular resort trump supporter
  05/22/15
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low-t lay toilet seat
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
pink theater
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
Snowy Judgmental Orchestra Pit
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
Costumed talking casino
  05/23/15
Lol dude
dashing white space
  05/30/15
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Cracking indian lodge
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mewling sound barrier organic girlfriend
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aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
Cream kitty
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aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
Razzle Self-absorbed Piazza Prole
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
Honey-headed autistic persian
  06/06/15
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Peach mind-boggling mental disorder abode
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
excitant submissive office
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
Bistre windowlicker base
  06/06/15
?
galvanic fuchsia locale
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
cyan cruise ship ape
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
grizzly lodge regret
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
cyan cruise ship ape
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Translucent drunken stock car dog poop
  04/25/16
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bat-shit-crazy glassy pozpig
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
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  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
bat-shit-crazy glassy pozpig
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galvanic fuchsia locale
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
rose shrine coldplay fan
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
galvanic fuchsia locale
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
bat-shit-crazy glassy pozpig
  04/25/16
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aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
Balding Halford Stag Film
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
Balding Halford Stag Film
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Balding Halford Stag Film

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: bearded senate voyeur

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Balding Halford Stag Film

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dun Immigrant Cuck

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: copper area love of her life

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: ruby free-loading party of the first part theater stage

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: self-centered hell french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: galvanic fuchsia locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: mewling sound barrier organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Cream kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Violet crotch university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: bearded senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: vigorous crackhouse codepig

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: bearded senate voyeur

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Balding Halford Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Bipolar burgundy boltzmann bawdyhouse

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Mischievous mother step-uncle's house

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Chocolate business firm

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: galvanic fuchsia locale

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Aromatic pale meetinghouse son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Umber Fortuitous Meteor School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: misunderstood personal credit line clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: self-centered hell french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: supple bright wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: cerise double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: dashing white space

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Cream kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Translucent drunken stock car dog poop

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: idiotic aqua jap genital piercing

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Umber Fortuitous Meteor School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Lilac principal's office antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: dashing white space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: navy boyish reading party pit

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: misunderstood personal credit line clown

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: bearded senate voyeur

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: spectacular resort trump supporter

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: low-t lay toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: pink theater

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Snowy Judgmental Orchestra Pit

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Costumed talking casino

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: dashing white space

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Cracking indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: mewling sound barrier organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Cream kitty

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Razzle Self-absorbed Piazza Prole

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed autistic persian

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Peach mind-boggling mental disorder abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: excitant submissive office

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Bistre windowlicker base

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: galvanic fuchsia locale

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: cyan cruise ship ape

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: grizzly lodge regret

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: cyan cruise ship ape

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Translucent drunken stock car dog poop

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy glassy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: bronze thriller new version heaven

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy glassy pozpig

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: galvanic fuchsia locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: rose shrine coldplay fan

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: galvanic fuchsia locale

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy glassy pozpig

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac house-broken kitchen knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Balding Halford Stag Film

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Balding Halford Stag Film

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)