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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
Adventurous boistinker
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
Brass fiercely-loyal tanning salon fat ankles
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
Adventurous boistinker
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
obsidian sinister genital piercing
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
irradiated harsh stock car rehab
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
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Brass fiercely-loyal tanning salon fat ankles
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
Khaki exhilarant parlor
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
Brass fiercely-loyal tanning salon fat ankles
  06/06/15
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Adventurous boistinker
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
passionate rusted wrinkle library
  05/22/15
holy shit
low-t native
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
Misanthropic Tank
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
scarlet out-of-control menage
  05/23/15
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Rofl
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  11/12/15
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vigorous honey-headed heaven
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Cocky Stag Film Mediation
  04/25/16
lmao
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self-centered house legal warrant
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Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
white famous landscape painting dingle berry
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
Azure abusive juggernaut
  05/23/15
lmao
Brass fiercely-loyal tanning salon fat ankles
  06/06/15
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Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
burgundy cowardly coldplay fan depressive
  05/22/15
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aqua fighting associate stage
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
dun ticket booth
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
talented nursing home cumskin
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
Exciting walnut temple sandwich
  05/23/15
Lol dude
razzmatazz lime liquid oxygen
  05/30/15
180
mahogany stimulating area
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jet hairraiser chapel
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Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
vigorous honey-headed heaven
  04/25/16
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Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
galvanic crackhouse elastic band
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
fishy international law enforcement agency
  06/06/15
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very tactful spectacular ape casino
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
clear hairless university
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
dead big range mood
  06/06/15
?
scarlet out-of-control menage
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
garnet ceo
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
hateful judgmental hospital
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
garnet ceo
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Cocky Stag Film Mediation
  04/25/16
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Doobsian curious meetinghouse karate
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
Racy national
  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
Doobsian curious meetinghouse karate
  04/25/16
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scarlet out-of-control menage
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
Irate Odious Son Of Senegal Space
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
scarlet out-of-control menage
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
Doobsian curious meetinghouse karate
  04/25/16
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Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
Adventurous boistinker
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
Adventurous boistinker
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Adventurous boistinker

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Brass fiercely-loyal tanning salon fat ankles

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Adventurous boistinker

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: obsidian sinister genital piercing

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: irradiated harsh stock car rehab

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: sick splenetic internal respiration

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: cream church building candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: scarlet out-of-control menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: jet hairraiser chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: vigorous honey-headed heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: costumed sticky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Brass fiercely-loyal tanning salon fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Khaki exhilarant parlor

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Brass fiercely-loyal tanning salon fat ankles

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Adventurous boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: passionate rusted wrinkle library

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: low-t native

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic Tank

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: scarlet out-of-control menage

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Stubborn Locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: self-centered house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Azure abusive juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: cream church building candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Vibrant Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Submissive theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz lime liquid oxygen

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: vigorous honey-headed heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Cocky Stag Film Mediation

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: bisexual bat shit crazy patrolman gaping

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: self-centered house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Wonderful pontificating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz lime liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: white famous landscape painting dingle berry

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Azure abusive juggernaut

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Brass fiercely-loyal tanning salon fat ankles

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: burgundy cowardly coldplay fan depressive

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: aqua fighting associate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: dun ticket booth

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: talented nursing home cumskin

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Exciting walnut temple sandwich

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz lime liquid oxygen

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: mahogany stimulating area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: jet hairraiser chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: vigorous honey-headed heaven

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse elastic band

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: fishy international law enforcement agency

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: very tactful spectacular ape casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: clear hairless university

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: dead big range mood

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: scarlet out-of-control menage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: garnet ceo

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: hateful judgmental hospital

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: garnet ceo

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Cocky Stag Film Mediation

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Doobsian curious meetinghouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Racy national

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: Doobsian curious meetinghouse karate

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: scarlet out-of-control menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Irate Odious Son Of Senegal Space

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: scarlet out-of-control menage

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Doobsian curious meetinghouse karate

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Chocolate Field Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Adventurous boistinker

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Adventurous boistinker

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)