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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
Exhilarant brunch
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
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  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
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  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
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Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
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u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
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  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
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Exhilarant brunch
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
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  05/22/15
holy shit
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  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
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Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
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Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
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please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
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  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
hyperventilating violent bawdyhouse
  05/23/15
lmao
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Damn, you Jews are cheap...
Exciting knife
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
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Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
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Lol dude
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Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
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  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
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LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
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  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
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  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
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  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
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lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
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"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
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The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
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ur source for guac tips since 2011
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LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
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I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
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  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
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  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Avocado pit sex offender

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Peach wonderful sanctuary travel guidebook

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: glassy fanboi stage

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Aquamarine roommate potus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Crawly Tripping Pistol Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: cracking olive organic girlfriend



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Cobalt Dysfunction Sandwich



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: stimulating windowlicker



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Avocado pit sex offender



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: jet outnumbered area candlestick maker

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Avocado pit sex offender

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Cerebral institution hominid

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: House-broken Whorehouse

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat church building

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Histrionic jade parlor toilet seat

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: cracking olive organic girlfriend

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Bespoke razzle station lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: pontificating foreskin



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating violent bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Crawly Tripping Pistol Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Sexy Corner



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Learning disabled casino

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Mauve cruise ship dopamine

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: opaque gunner affirmative action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: pontificating foreskin



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Maniacal meetinghouse dog poop



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Histrionic jade parlor toilet seat



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Stirring forum death wish

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating violent bawdyhouse

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Avocado pit sex offender

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: Histrionic jade parlor toilet seat



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Dun dragon

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Slate Adventurous Community Account



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Exciting knife

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: sickened crackhouse messiness

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: lascivious coffee pot bbw

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Learning disabled casino

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Floppy clear faggotry

180

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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Cobalt Dysfunction Sandwich



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Histrionic jade parlor toilet seat



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Histrionic jade parlor toilet seat



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gay background story black woman

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: pink parlour ape

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pungent stag film



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Lilac Theater Stage Wrinkle

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Amethyst Aromatic Office Dingle Berry

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: cracking olive organic girlfriend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: idiotic mind-boggling internal respiration

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: rose aphrodisiac nibblets

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: idiotic mind-boggling internal respiration

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Mauve cruise ship dopamine

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: sick masturbator



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: alcoholic legal warrant jewess

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: sick masturbator

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: cracking olive organic girlfriend



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: glittery low-t hospital volcanic crater

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: cracking olive organic girlfriend

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: sick masturbator

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Histrionic jade parlor toilet seat



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)