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I have been DOMINATING the bar scene with my Admiral Ackbar t-shirt
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Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit In February I started wearing an Admiral Ackbar t-shirt to bars in DC. It has a picture of Admiral Ackbar, from Return of the Jedi on it.
Let's just say that this thing is an attention MAGNET. Chicks walk by me every 15 minutes to yell "It's a traaaaaap!" and when they do I tell them some story about why I am wearing the t-shirt, such as -
1. My uncle was a puppeteer who worked on the movie and helped play Admiral Ackbar
2. My dad is an Admiral and I wear the t-shirt to remind him that he's not the best Admiral
3. I wear the t-shirt in honor of my brother, who was killed in a tragic car racing accident
The chicks literally come to me, guys. I have been laid three times since I started wearing this shirt - all of them came up to me unsolicited to comment on the shirt.
Dudes love it too. I was at a bar a few weeks ago and this guy compliments the shirt and challenges me to that basketball hoop arcade game. He is already drunk as fuck at this point so I easily beat him. Then he invites me out to a karaoke party with his bros.
There's like 10 of us in a karaoke booth in Adams Morgan. All guys, so I sang the female parts in falsetto to many cheers. I had like two bowls of food and some drinks - and I left without paying my share of the check. But nobody cared. They were just happy they got to party with THE ADMIRAL. |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:57 PM Author: obsidian fighting gunner YOU'RE that asshole? You owe us $23.50! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285968) |
Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit oh lol and I haven't even watched Return of the Jedi since the special edition came out in theaters in the late 90's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285486) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:23 PM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285732) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:51 PM Author: Orange electric mother public bath 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285908) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:53 PM Author: Olive karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285926) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:55 PM Author: Dull Shrine LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285939) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:14 PM Author: Contagious Duck-like Space 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286117) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM Author: Titillating maniacal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286154) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM Author: Mentally impaired maize lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286156) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:18 PM Author: laughsome indirect expression rehab welcome back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286600) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:19 PM Author: infuriating green trailer park dragon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286609) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:53 PM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286897) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287258) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: puce arrogant base Now THIS is the credited response! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287285) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 11:40 PM Author: laughsome indirect expression rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287923) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28291750) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: overrated painfully honest water buffalo Now That's What I Call Poasting! Volume 56 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28291764) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 1:16 PM Author: wonderful bat shit crazy step-uncle's house selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644693) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28295596) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:58 PM Author: cordovan fragrant queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28295615) |
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Date: July 15th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28332395) |
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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:33 AM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28340400) |
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:45 PM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28376428) |
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:46 PM Author: adventurous cruise ship old irish cottage this is one of the finer shticks we have on xo. poast more, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28376443) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:23 AM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit if my post is so good why does it have so few bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386799) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:25 AM Author: exhilarant church building pistol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386823) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:31 AM Author: opaque drunken theatre ur a T5 poaster right now. do u have a list of your threads of this genre? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386875) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:34 AM Author: Pea-brained godawful parlour hissy fit I feel you'd like this one
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Date: June 26th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: Orange electric mother public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644495) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: shaky laser beams athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644498) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 1:19 PM Author: Soul-stirring Vengeful Gas Station Coldplay Fan please come back, OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644718) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 PM Author: Filthy prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34753610) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:24 PM Author: ivory up-to-no-good school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34753599) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:54 PM Author: ivory up-to-no-good school cafeteria did anyone try the OP's trick last night at their hometown bar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34756245) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:57 PM Author: Canary Disrespectful Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34756265) |