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Date: July 10th, 2015 8:47 PM Author: cracking ebony area half-breed http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/04/30/obama-zings-trump-at-gala/?_r=0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E
Joe Biden. Michele Bachmann. Tim Pawlenty. Donald Trump.
Many of President Obama’s friends and foes alike got shellacked — as expected — on Saturday night when Mr. Obama took to the stage at the gussied-up White House Correspondents’ Dinner at the Washington Hilton. But none so much as Mr. Trump, reality television star, birther and Republican presidential aspirant.
As a hair-gelled, grimly unsmiling Mr. Trump sat at a nearby table — a guest of the Washington Post — Mr. Obama ripped one punch after another at the real estate tycoon.
It was almost painful to watch, the juxtaposition of the president, flexing his new post-birther comedy chops, and the real estate mogul-cum-politician, grimacing at his table as Mr. Obama basked in his post-long-form-birth-certificate glow.
“All kidding aside, we all know about your credentials and experience,” Mr. Obama said, as people in the room either chortled or grimaced nervously, all depending on their proximity to Mr. Trump.
In “Celebrity Apprentice,” Mr. Obama told Mr. Trump, teeth flashing, “the men’s cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha steaks, but you recognized that this was a lack of leadership, so you fired Gary Busey.”
“These,” Mr. Obama said, “are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night. Well-handled, sir. Well-handled.”
The birther issue gave Mr. Obama lots of fodder for the evening, including a video of his birth, which he mentioned before cutting to a clip from “The Lion King.”
But in the end, it was Mr. Trump who served as the punching bag for the evening. As it turned out, Mr. Obama’s swipes were just the warm-up act for Seth Meyers, the headliner for the evening, who spent most of his routine going after Mr. Trump, who sat at the Washington Post table, grimacing.
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Date: July 10th, 2015 8:50 PM Author: Yellow rebellious sneaky criminal They should show footage of That Donald grimacing at a table as he is ridiculed, followed by a lisping effeminate gay Latino voice saying "Now imagine him dealing with ISIS. Or Putin. Or North Korea." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28302710) |
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Date: July 10th, 2015 8:54 PM Author: Hyperactive Hairless Foreskin how many negro children around the country died of poverty while obama stood at a podium in a tux surrounded by washington's elite making jokes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28302725) |
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Date: July 10th, 2015 8:55 PM Author: pearl doctorate Prob like 15 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28302738) |
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Date: July 10th, 2015 8:56 PM Author: Hyperactive Hairless Foreskin and how many kenyan children? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28302745) |
Date: July 10th, 2015 8:55 PM Author: Cerebral puppy jap Reminder: Obama had just given the order to kill Bin Laden as he was roasting Trump. There's sissy-cuck Trump with his faux-fortune and faux-hair and faux-leadership, that can only fool the proles, getting schooled by a real leader. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28302736) |
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Date: July 10th, 2015 8:56 PM Author: Hyperactive Hairless Foreskin oh what an order! obama literally has the worst leadership skills of any american potus in all of history, past and future |
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Date: July 10th, 2015 9:01 PM Author: cracking ebony area half-breed LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28302780) |
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Date: July 10th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: territorial old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28302804) |
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Date: August 9th, 2015 4:36 PM Author: pearl doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28514748) |
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Date: October 17th, 2017 12:17 AM Author: Vermilion mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#34460165) |
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Date: August 9th, 2015 4:30 PM Author: cracking ebony area half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28514699) |
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Date: August 9th, 2015 4:32 PM Author: Gaped vivacious locus man i love that song, seems very ill fitting to be playing during an obama meeting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28514715) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 8:34 AM Author: cracking ebony area half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28607371) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 8:36 AM Author: duck-like hissy fit "In the spring of 2011, Lally Weymouth, daughter of the late, great Katherine Graham, publisher of the Washington Post, invited me to go to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. I had turned down so many of Lally’s invitations in the past, I thought accepting her invite would be the right thing to do. I knew I was probably being set up by the media, but that’s okay as long as you’re prepared for it. When I arrived at the event in Washington, thousands of people were packed into DC’s biggest ballroom.
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is the Academy Awards of politics. News reporters, political operatives, celebrities—you name it they’re all there. As I walked in, the paparazzi and press were going crazy. “Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump,” they shouted, “do you think the president will mention you in his speech?” I said, “I have absolutely no idea. I never thought about it, I sincerely doubt it, and why would he mention me?” I said this honestly despite the fact that I was at the top of the polls without even campaigning. The truth is, if I was in Obama’s position, I probably wouldn’t have mentioned the name Donald Trump, especially since I was hitting him hard on his birth certificate and asking why he wouldn’t just show it and get on with dealing with the serious issues our country faces today on debt, unemployment, and China, among others.
In any event, the festivities started, people went to the dais and made speeches, and eventually a third-rate comedian named Seth Meyers (somebody who in my opinion has absolutely no talent) got up and spoke. He was nervous, shaking, and sounded like he had marbles in his mouth. He made a crack that Donald Trump’s candidacy was a joke or something to that effect. It was quite nasty but I’ve had a lot worse things said about me. Then the president got up. As part of his routine they had a picture of the so-called birth certificate blown up on a large screen. And while the president was smiling, I knew inside he wasn’t. Then, they showed a picture of the White House with “Trump White House” written on top of it like a hotel sign, which was cute. The president spent a lot of time telling jokes about me.
I didn’t quite know how to react. Should I be laughing? Smiling? Frowning? I wasn’t sure so I decided to keep a straight face, with a few little smiles every once in a while because I knew the cameras were on me. The fact is, I loved the evening and I loved what the president was saying because even though they were jokes, he was telling them in a nice and respectful way and he did a good job telling them. And while I shouldn’t admit this, I don’t mind being the center of attention, especially on such an evening. Sitting at another table was a beautiful blonde woman who turned out to be supermodel Brooklyn Decker, wife of Andy Roddick (a wonderful guy and a terrific tennis player who has never received his fair due). Brooklyn was not happy.
Lally Weymouth was laughing her head off and other people were laughing like crazy. They thought it was hilarious that I was being roasted, but Brooklyn Decker actually looked angry. Months later, Brooklyn and I met at Anna Wintour’s fabulous dinner at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I thanked Brooklyn for her classy attitude and she knew exactly what I was saying. She is a terrific person and will continue to go far. In any event, as the president was telling joke after joke, I tapped my wonderful wife, Melania, on the knee and said under my breath, “Baby, do you believe this? This is amazing. The president of the United States is doing nothing but talking about me.” I loved it! I was having a great time! In fact, walking out of the ballroom, people were high-fiving me. They couldn’t believe what they had just witnessed. It was a stellar night. The next morning, I picked up the newspapers. The press was brutal. They said I was ridiculed, refused to smile, and was deeply embarrassed. I realized then and there that political life is not real life. The media can distort the truth, and everyone thinks that’s what really happened. I had a great time, but the press made it seem just the opposite. So for the record, the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was a real highlight for me, and I loved it immensely." |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 8:38 AM Author: cracking ebony area half-breed this is hilarious. wtf is he talking about re: brooklyn decker? he sounds MAF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28607379) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 9:16 AM Author: Contagious mexican In fact, walking out of the ballroom, people were high-fiving me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28607451) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 9:20 AM Author: cracking ebony area half-breed sure looks like he was having a great time and that people were laughing with him not at him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 9:39 AM Author: brilliant splenetic resort persian He actually did. What the fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28607516) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 11:58 AM Author: cracking ebony area half-breed LJL yeah i'm sure getting ridiculed, pointed at and laughed at by a room of 5000 people is really fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28608052) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 9:16 AM Author: Contagious mexican Andy Roddick (a wonderful guy and a terrific tennis player who has never received his fair due)
DBG, please respond |
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Date: October 17th, 2017 12:18 AM Author: diverse cowardly orchestra pit coffee pot "In fact, walking out of the ballroom, people were high-fiving me" johnsmeyer is trump it all makes sense now |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:36 PM Author: cracking ebony area half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#28608530) |
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Date: October 17th, 2017 12:13 AM Author: Citrine Supple Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#34460148) |
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Date: October 17th, 2017 12:18 AM Author: Vermilion mad-dog skullcap lol at wlmas never not sucking obama's cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2932211&forum_id=2#34460168) |