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Mediator: "I also need to know the weaknesses in your case." Me: "Fuck you."

How does it help my client to disclose any real weaknesses? ...
lascivious slippery gaming laptop
  07/29/15
This is when you make up a straw man BS "weakness"
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"we might be TOO entitled to relief"
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unmitigated 180
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The lack of red flags is a red flag
fiercely-loyal ratface
  07/30/15
You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in th...
honey-headed center hissy fit
  07/29/15
180 monologue in a ~155 movie
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this
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"Our pleadings fall slightly short of platonic perfecti...
razzle magenta laser beams
  07/29/15
reasonableness is never rewarded in mediation.
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They ask this all the time. I generally say something like, ...
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  07/29/15
Whatever happened to that ITT WE DEFEND A DEPOSITION thread?
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  07/30/15
do people really say this
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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: lascivious slippery gaming laptop

How does it help my client to disclose any real weaknesses?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435693)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Electric Spruce Faggot Firefighter Tanning Salon

This is when you make up a straw man BS "weakness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435716)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: stubborn claret cruise ship

"we might be TOO entitled to relief"

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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: azure house-broken voyeur prole



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic buck-toothed stag film

i lol'd

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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:49 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:49 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Flickering Location Sandwich



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine aphrodisiac hominid den

lol

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Date: July 30th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Vigorous Nursing Home Mood



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Date: July 30th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Heady home elastic band

unmitigated 180

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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: ocher base



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: naked marketing idea rigor



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: motley parlour

hardest i've laughed in a while, ty

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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: exciting range macaca



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Erotic stimulating meetinghouse



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Mint filthy piazza round eye



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Irate Frum Shrine Crotch



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal ratface

The lack of red flags is a red flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442222)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: honey-headed center hissy fit

You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level. Did your grandfather take risks?

Yes

I guarantee he did it from a position of fuck you. A wise man's life is based around fuck you. The United States of America is based on fuck you. You have a navy? Greatest army in the history of mankind? Fuck you! Blow me. We'll fuck it up ourselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435725)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: hairraiser red national

180 monologue in a ~155 movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435756)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: black spectacular senate liquid oxygen

this

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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: razzle magenta laser beams

"Our pleadings fall slightly short of platonic perfection in describing why we are so entitled to relief. When we seek to amend, there is a chance that such relief will be denied. However, we plan to attach our updated version to the motion seeking relief, so it's really all going to be on the record anyway."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435735)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: infuriating trailer park

reasonableness is never rewarded in mediation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435779)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Flickering Location Sandwich



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz codepig turdskin

They ask this all the time. I generally say something like, "I'd really like to have a more credible witness." And then we both laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28436547)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: outnumbered green office

Whatever happened to that ITT WE DEFEND A DEPOSITION thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442180)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: Curious disturbing native pistol

do people really say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28451695)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Effete roommate really tough guy

"well there are those three nigga shrimp..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28451741)