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Does anyone have Citrix that works exactly like being at work? Does this exist?

Without the delay or getting stuck....or are our IT people j...
razzle whorehouse
  08/07/15
More like, shit-tricks.
sapphire electric nowag
  08/08/15
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mustard sexy death wish
  09/19/18
I just remote directly into my own server
Translucent Multi-colored School International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/07/15
no idea what that means
razzle whorehouse
  08/07/15
You can use a VPN to get your whole computer into your firm ...
rebellious marketing idea
  08/07/15
Cr. Citrix sucks; VPN is the only way to go
rusted cerebral prole
  08/07/15
Yeah, but I would then need all of the various software (doc...
razzle whorehouse
  08/07/15
How do I do this
Histrionic Red Police Squad Generalized Bond
  08/08/15
Um. You don't have a laptop?
Hairraiser Corn Cake
  08/07/15
I have a personal one, but not a work one.
razzle whorehouse
  08/07/15
I used to have a Citrix app on my laptop. That was pretty go...
bespoke startling keepsake machete theater
  08/08/15
2015 and still SLOW AS FUCK
cracking pea-brained space
  08/08/15
Lol @ non-VPN havers.
White sandwich
  08/08/15
yeah seriously, what kind of shithouse do you work at that d...
Translucent Multi-colored School International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/08/15
I do. It's exactly the same. Partners still mention the ab...
pink autistic kitty
  08/08/15
what exactly was the money for? citrix is an SPS program. is...
Mentally impaired slap-happy box office
  08/08/15
citrix is awful, there are other systems where it appears ex...
medicated razzmatazz crackhouse
  09/19/18


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Date: August 7th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse

Without the delay or getting stuck....or are our IT people just dumbasses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28503110)



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Date: August 8th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: sapphire electric nowag

More like, shit-tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28508602)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: mustard sexy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#36842685)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Translucent Multi-colored School International Law Enforcement Agency

I just remote directly into my own server

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28503115)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse

no idea what that means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28503405)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: rebellious marketing idea

You can use a VPN to get your whole computer into your firm network. That is pretty close to being in the office. Citrix is a program that runs through a browser and pretends you are in the network but it is much slower. IT refuses to acknowledge it though. The mouse literally moves across the screen three seconds after you move it and they swear its EXACTLY like being in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28503448)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: rusted cerebral prole

Cr. Citrix sucks; VPN is the only way to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28503469)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse

Yeah, but I would then need all of the various software (document management, deltaview, etc.) on my laptop (amazingly, our firm only has desktops and Citrix).

I've told our IT guy that I will literally bring my personal laptop in, if he will set it up with that shit, but he says for some reason VPN won't won't work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28503475)



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Date: August 8th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Histrionic Red Police Squad Generalized Bond

How do I do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28508661)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake

Um. You don't have a laptop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28503477)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 6:32 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse

I have a personal one, but not a work one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28503500)



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Date: August 8th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: bespoke startling keepsake machete theater

I used to have a Citrix app on my laptop. That was pretty good, especially because on a Mac you can toggle between screens. I could have Citrix up and running as if I was at work and then toggle back to xo and pornhub.

Then the certificate expired and now I have to log in through a shitty fucking website.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28507392)



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Date: August 8th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: cracking pea-brained space

2015 and still SLOW AS FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28508664)



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Date: August 8th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: White sandwich

Lol @ non-VPN havers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28508673)



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Date: August 8th, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: Translucent Multi-colored School International Law Enforcement Agency

yeah seriously, what kind of shithouse do you work at that doesn't have a VPN

Citrix is just a virtual desktop layer for low-level cube rats that need to play solitaire or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28508706)



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Date: August 8th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: pink autistic kitty

I do. It's exactly the same. Partners still mention the absurd amount of money we spent on it years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28508698)



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Date: August 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Mentally impaired slap-happy box office

what exactly was the money for? citrix is an SPS program. is it a server speed thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#28508809)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: medicated razzmatazz crackhouse

citrix is awful, there are other systems where it appears exactly like you are on the work PC from any computer. VNC / IBM / VMWare stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2956965&forum_id=2#36842718)