The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
ImanageCat makes me uncomfortable
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 08/08/15 |
| fragrant striped hyena half-breed | 08/08/15 |
| disgusting codepig orchestra pit | 08/08/15 |
| fantasy-prone saffron foreskin | 08/08/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 08/08/15 |
| Maniacal multi-billionaire deer antler | 08/08/15 |
| Sticky Seedy Personal Credit Line | 08/08/15 |
| galvanic fortuitous meteor | 08/08/15 |
| Misanthropic bawdyhouse hunting ground | 08/08/15 |
| Marvelous amethyst space | 08/08/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 08/08/15 |
| Marvelous amethyst space | 08/08/15 |
| Sticky Seedy Personal Credit Line | 08/08/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 08/08/15 |
| Marvelous amethyst space | 08/08/15 |
| disgusting codepig orchestra pit | 08/08/15 |
| fragrant striped hyena half-breed | 08/08/15 |
| hyperventilating really tough guy toilet seat | 09/30/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 08/09/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 08/08/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 09/30/15 |
| Maniacal multi-billionaire deer antler | 09/30/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 09/30/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 09/30/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 09/30/15 |
| hyperventilating really tough guy toilet seat | 09/30/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 09/30/15 |
| Misanthropic bawdyhouse hunting ground | 09/30/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 11/11/15 |
| Jade milk sound barrier | 09/30/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 12/11/15 |
| trip spruce ape | 06/06/18 |
| fragrant striped hyena half-breed | 09/30/15 |
| hyperventilating really tough guy toilet seat | 09/30/15 |
| Rusted messiness puppy | 09/30/15 |
| Marvelous amethyst space | 09/30/15 |
| lavender aphrodisiac pervert mexican | 09/30/15 |
| abnormal gay wizard university | 09/30/15 |
| insanely creepy irradiated feces | 09/30/15 |
| 180 violet market queen of the night | 09/30/15 |
| abnormal gay wizard university | 09/30/15 |
| house-broken floppy rehab gunner | 09/30/15 |
| Dark Gaming Laptop | 09/30/15 |
| Marvelous amethyst space | 10/07/15 |
| fragrant striped hyena half-breed | 10/07/15 |
| Racy Yellow Hall | 06/06/18 |
| comical zombie-like psychic | 06/06/18 |
| insanely creepy irradiated feces | 07/17/18 |
| insanely creepy irradiated feces | 03/26/19 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:15 PM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509223) |
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: fragrant striped hyena half-breed ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509234) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: disgusting codepig orchestra pit ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509236) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: fantasy-prone saffron foreskin ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509238) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:17 PM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night I picture him as a DBG/earl hybrid irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509242) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:17 PM Author: Maniacal multi-billionaire deer antler ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509244) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:17 PM Author: Sticky Seedy Personal Credit Line ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509250) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:17 PM Author: galvanic fortuitous meteor ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509252) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:18 PM Author: Misanthropic bawdyhouse hunting ground (Cat sitter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509254) |
 |
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Marvelous amethyst space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509266) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:28 PM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night Subject: Trials of a 33 y/o grown man -- a modern Seinfeld ImanageCat's iPhone screen: (Cat Sitter) Um, just a little update. I *don't* need stitches, but will probably need some shots down the line. I'll keep you in the loop, just make sure you keep an eye on Mr. Fluffypants... for the sake of everyone.
ImanageCat (talking to Chipotle cashier): Erm, uh, yeah, I'll take the uhhhhhhhhhhh, carnitas? Guac? Yeah. Cheese. (runs hands through hair) *sigh*
(ImanageCat sits down at the table with his burrito, starts humming "dum dee dum dum dum" to himself) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:30 PM Author: Marvelous amethyst space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509349) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:31 PM Author: Sticky Seedy Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509351) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:37 PM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night Subject: Meeting a friend later on ImanageCat: Bob, it's been a long damn while.
Bob: Shit, it has, hasn't it? The damn kids keep me tied down most of the time these days.
ImanageCat: How is that working out for you? I mean honestly; can't trust all the bullshit my drone friends spew.
Bob: Well it's just another thing, see. It's a thing you do. It's good. Better than nothing, I guess. Had enough of the fuckin' poopy diapers though.
ImanageCat: Yeah, right. Well, can I ask your advice on something?
Bob: Sure bro.
ImanageCat: Well see, my cat sitter got...
Bob: Cat sitter?
ImanageCat: Yeah, like a baby sitter, but for cats. Anyway my cat...
Bob: Wait, isn't the point of cats that they don't require maintenance other than the shitbox? They're supposed to be pieces of furniture you feed.
ImanageCat: I guess, but my problem is...
Bob: Wait, do you pay this person?
ImanageCat: Yeah, like $25/hr. I think that's fair. Anyway...
Bob: OK, So let me get this straight. There is a woman--not a teenager working some side job for booze money, a full grown adult woman--you are paying twenty-five american dollars an hour to watch your cats. Well, there's only one solution to this 2015 1% problem.
ImanageCat: Wha?
Bob: You need some motherfucking acid. The good shit.
*seinfeld sound, scene ends* |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:38 PM Author: Marvelous amethyst space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509393) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:40 PM Author: disgusting codepig orchestra pit LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509406) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: fragrant striped hyena half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509433) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 12:37 AM Author: hyperventilating really tough guy toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866202) |
|
Date: August 9th, 2015 7:37 PM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28516138) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2015 11:42 PM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28511187) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 12:32 AM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night how does someone like this exist. what the fuck? his absolute milquetoast yuppieness should only be able to be achieved in theory. this shit is frying my brain. is the world real? do i exist? all is flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866174) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 12:34 AM Author: Maniacal multi-billionaire deer antler i am sorry that your depressive/ruminative nature can't handle the free easy going spirit of IMC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866187) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 12:34 AM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night *blows brains out*
|
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 12:36 AM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night meanwhile...
(the sky goes pitch black at high noon for no apparent reason, everyone in the streets begins screaming)
Imanagecat: Um, what are we doing this weekend? Doctor gf: (files nails, continues staring into oblivion) Imanagecat: I was thinking about inviting Jerry and Ann over. (plane crashes) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 12:52 AM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night (guy running around on fire) TIME IS INVERTING; THE MESONS ARE COLLAPSING!! OH GOD, OH-- (turns into miniature black hole)
ImanageCat: (talking to himself, staring down at the sidewalk as he ambles forward) Polo shirts aren't really business casual, right? They're basically t-shirts with collars on them... |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 12:55 AM Author: hyperventilating really tough guy toilet seat IMC: bounded in a nutshell, counting himself the king of infinite space you: having bad dreams |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 12:57 AM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866323) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 5:30 PM Author: Misanthropic bawdyhouse hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870540) |
|
Date: November 11th, 2015 11:10 PM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#29163965) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: Jade milk sound barrier rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870529) |
|
Date: December 11th, 2015 9:00 PM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#29360600) |
|
Date: June 6th, 2018 8:46 AM Author: trip spruce ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#36192619) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 12:47 AM Author: fragrant striped hyena half-breed Did I miss out on any new imanagecat threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866271) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 12:49 AM Author: hyperventilating really tough guy toilet seat this thread is itself a definitive IMC thread in the making (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866281) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 1:01 AM Author: Rusted messiness puppy titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866350) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Marvelous amethyst space http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3003787&mc=4&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866368) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 1:02 AM Author: lavender aphrodisiac pervert mexican odd. he sets me at ease more than almost any other poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866351) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 5:25 PM Author: abnormal gay wizard university besides luis, maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870501) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: insanely creepy irradiated feces his kept boy status is a vindication of the power of WGWAG supreme facial aesthetics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866365) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 5:23 PM Author: 180 violet market queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870490) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 5:24 PM Author: abnormal gay wizard university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870499) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 5:25 PM Author: house-broken floppy rehab gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870502) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2015 5:51 PM Author: Dark Gaming Laptop (I Manage Cat's heart and cholesterol reading) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870674) |
|
Date: October 7th, 2015 2:22 PM Author: Marvelous amethyst space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28919284) |
|
Date: October 7th, 2015 2:22 PM Author: fragrant striped hyena half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28919281) |
|
Date: June 6th, 2018 8:59 AM Author: Racy Yellow Hall I want to chase and smash wannabe actresses with that breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#36192640) |
|
Date: June 6th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: comical zombie-like psychic Put a pillow under your hips (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#36192645) |
|
Date: July 17th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: insanely creepy irradiated feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#36446627) |
|
Date: March 26th, 2019 8:20 PM Author: insanely creepy irradiated feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#37996099) |