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| Frisky field | 08/08/15 |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:15 PM Author: Frisky field ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509223) |
Date: August 8th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Property Sex Offender ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509234) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: charismatic dilemma giraffe ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509236) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: poppy glittery pistol community account ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509238) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:17 PM Author: Frisky field I picture him as a DBG/earl hybrid irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509242) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:17 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Titillating Orchestra Pit ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509244) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:17 PM Author: burgundy pocket flask gaming laptop ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509250) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:17 PM Author: fear-inspiring turdskin base ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509252) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:18 PM Author: Awkward laughsome pit cuck (Cat sitter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509254) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: aromatic resort marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509266) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:28 PM Author: Frisky field Subject: Trials of a 33 y/o grown man -- a modern Seinfeld ImanageCat's iPhone screen: (Cat Sitter) Um, just a little update. I *don't* need stitches, but will probably need some shots down the line. I'll keep you in the loop, just make sure you keep an eye on Mr. Fluffypants... for the sake of everyone.
ImanageCat (talking to Chipotle cashier): Erm, uh, yeah, I'll take the uhhhhhhhhhhh, carnitas? Guac? Yeah. Cheese. (runs hands through hair) *sigh*
(ImanageCat sits down at the table with his burrito, starts humming "dum dee dum dum dum" to himself) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:30 PM Author: aromatic resort marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509349) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:31 PM Author: burgundy pocket flask gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509351) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:37 PM Author: Frisky field Subject: Meeting a friend later on ImanageCat: Bob, it's been a long damn while.
Bob: Shit, it has, hasn't it? The damn kids keep me tied down most of the time these days.
ImanageCat: How is that working out for you? I mean honestly; can't trust all the bullshit my drone friends spew.
Bob: Well it's just another thing, see. It's a thing you do. It's good. Better than nothing, I guess. Had enough of the fuckin' poopy diapers though.
ImanageCat: Yeah, right. Well, can I ask your advice on something?
Bob: Sure bro.
ImanageCat: Well see, my cat sitter got...
Bob: Cat sitter?
ImanageCat: Yeah, like a baby sitter, but for cats. Anyway my cat...
Bob: Wait, isn't the point of cats that they don't require maintenance other than the shitbox? They're supposed to be pieces of furniture you feed.
ImanageCat: I guess, but my problem is...
Bob: Wait, do you pay this person?
ImanageCat: Yeah, like $25/hr. I think that's fair. Anyway...
Bob: OK, So let me get this straight. There is a woman--not a teenager working some side job for booze money, a full grown adult woman--you are paying twenty-five american dollars an hour to watch your cats. Well, there's only one solution to this 2015 1% problem.
ImanageCat: Wha?
Bob: You need some motherfucking acid. The good shit.
*seinfeld sound, scene ends* |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:38 PM Author: aromatic resort marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509393) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:40 PM Author: charismatic dilemma giraffe LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509406) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Property Sex Offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28509433) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 12:37 AM Author: Plum national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866202) |
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Date: August 9th, 2015 7:37 PM Author: Frisky field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28516138) |
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Date: August 8th, 2015 11:42 PM Author: Frisky field ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28511187) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 12:32 AM Author: Frisky field how does someone like this exist. what the fuck? his absolute milquetoast yuppieness should only be able to be achieved in theory. this shit is frying my brain. is the world real? do i exist? all is flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866174) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 12:34 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Titillating Orchestra Pit i am sorry that your depressive/ruminative nature can't handle the free easy going spirit of IMC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866187) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 12:34 AM Author: Frisky field *blows brains out*
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Date: September 30th, 2015 12:36 AM Author: Frisky field meanwhile...
(the sky goes pitch black at high noon for no apparent reason, everyone in the streets begins screaming)
Imanagecat: Um, what are we doing this weekend? Doctor gf: (files nails, continues staring into oblivion) Imanagecat: I was thinking about inviting Jerry and Ann over. (plane crashes) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 12:52 AM Author: Frisky field (guy running around on fire) TIME IS INVERTING; THE MESONS ARE COLLAPSING!! OH GOD, OH-- (turns into miniature black hole)
ImanageCat: (talking to himself, staring down at the sidewalk as he ambles forward) Polo shirts aren't really business casual, right? They're basically t-shirts with collars on them... |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 12:55 AM Author: Plum national IMC: bounded in a nutshell, counting himself the king of infinite space you: having bad dreams |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 12:57 AM Author: Frisky field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866323) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 5:30 PM Author: Awkward laughsome pit cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870540) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:10 PM Author: Frisky field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#29163965) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: Opaque Fighting Mother rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870529) |
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Date: December 11th, 2015 9:00 PM Author: Frisky field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#29360600) |
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Date: June 6th, 2018 8:46 AM Author: flirting effete parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#36192619) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 12:47 AM Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Property Sex Offender Did I miss out on any new imanagecat threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866271) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 12:49 AM Author: Plum national this thread is itself a definitive IMC thread in the making (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866281) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 1:01 AM Author: abnormal avocado becky titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866350) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: aromatic resort marketing idea http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3003787&mc=4&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866368) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 1:02 AM Author: Insecure motley foreskin odd. he sets me at ease more than almost any other poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866351) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 5:25 PM Author: Canary Step-uncle's House besides luis, maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Dashing pearl puppy national security agency his kept boy status is a vindication of the power of WGWAG supreme facial aesthetics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28866365) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 5:23 PM Author: Frisky field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870490) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 5:24 PM Author: Canary Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870499) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 5:25 PM Author: Bearded factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870502) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 5:51 PM Author: Amethyst fantasy-prone house depressive (I Manage Cat's heart and cholesterol reading) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28870674) |
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Date: October 7th, 2015 2:22 PM Author: aromatic resort marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28919284) |
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Date: October 7th, 2015 2:22 PM Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Property Sex Offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#28919281) |
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Date: June 6th, 2018 8:59 AM Author: beady-eyed arrogant gas station I want to chase and smash wannabe actresses with that breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#36192640) |
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Date: June 6th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: slap-happy range rigpig Put a pillow under your hips (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#36192645) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: Dashing pearl puppy national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#36446627) |
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Date: March 26th, 2019 8:20 PM Author: Dashing pearl puppy national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957864&forum_id=2#37996099) |