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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:26 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633219) |
Date: August 26th, 2015 10:26 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633222) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:28 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: a six-pack of Blue Moon Belgian White wheat beer for just $6.77
B: Yoplait yogurt on sale for just 33 cents per cup |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:28 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace Easy. Blue moon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633247) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:29 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple its actually a bigger discount on the yogurt though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633254) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:29 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace Don't care, don't really eat Yoplait yogurt. If it was Fage we might have a deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633258) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple What about Dannon. Oikos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633286) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace Nah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633338) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:28 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633249) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: buy one get one free coupon on any Peter Pan brand peanut butter
B: buy one, 50% off coupon for a bag of four frozen Atlantic salmon fillets |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace Salmon Fillets, OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633336) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:54 PM Author: insane doobsian useless brakes nursing home cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633499) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: light boyish voyeur mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633267) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:35 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: up to 2 free pounds of swiss cheese at the deli/cold cuts counter per month, but you need to legally change your first name to Elliot
B: if you buy a box of Oreos, you can throw the Oreos at anyone in the grocery store you want, with no legal or civil ramifications and you won't be kicked out of the store. |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:39 PM Author: light boyish voyeur mother b, even though I like Swiss cheese.A LOT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633359) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: Medicated umber alpha indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633269) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: those little baby bell cheeses that come wrapped in the red or orange wax? they're free for you, with purchase of any product worth $9.99 or more. limit one per visit
B: if you leave a book at the grocery store, and during the 24 hours after you leave it there nobody touches it, you learn all of the facts contained in the book |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:01 PM Author: Medicated umber alpha indirect expression Option C: lure Evan39 into a walk in freezer and lock it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633547) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:02 PM Author: sticky theater Dude B sounds incredibly powerful if you can find a spot in the grocery store to reliably leave shit (not hard, I imagine; just stick it on a shelf behind low-volume items). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633550) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:03 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633553) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:02 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace B OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633552) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: bateful ruddy orchestra pit goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633276) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:41 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: free cat food for life, but you need to bring your cat to the grocery store. the cat CANNOT be in a carrier, you need to carry it in your hands. If the cat runs away, you need to catch it, the cat must be under your control from the moment you put the food in your cart to the checkout. a group of referees will be stationed in the store to judge matters of possession and control.
B: during college football season, if the Alabama Crimson Tide score 40 or more points in a given week, anything at Trader Joe's is 25% off for you. But if they score 39 or fewer points, everything at every grocery store is 25% more expensive for you. things are regularly priced outside of CFB season. |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:53 PM Author: bateful ruddy orchestra pit goyim A, and I chloroform the cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633489) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:45 PM Author: insane doobsian useless brakes nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633416) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:51 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: You get a stipend of $135,000 per year, but you must serve as Montel Williams's steed each time he goes to the grocery store. That is, you will get down on all fours, and Montel Williams will climb on your back, and you will walk around the grocery store and take him to all the places there he wants to go. You are allowed to have other jobs, but if Montel calls, you must be at his favorite NYC grocery store within 2 hours. also he gives you hay to eat sometimes.
B: the Dallas Cowboys offensive line comes to the grocery store with you. you can direct them to the aisle of your choice and ask them to charge into the the shelves. any item that ends up on the floor is 25% off for you. |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:54 PM Author: insane doobsian useless brakes nursing home Lolol 180
B for sure. The best OL in the nfl could pancake my grocery bill way down
And my back kinda hurts and i hate nyc |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:51 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633473) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:55 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: you must wear a German cookoo clock around your neck each time you go to the grocery store. however, each time the cookoo emerges, any item you touch while the cookoo is out is 50% off for you. the cookoo clock MUST be set to the correct time.
B: each time you go to the grocery store, you can ask 5 randomly selected other shoppers to smell you and say if you smell good or bad. If 3/5 say you smell bad, you get a $25 coupon good for any personal hygiene product. If 5/5 say you smell, the coupon is $50. |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace A, simply because no personal hygiene products I would want can be purchased at a grocery store (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633519) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633537) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:01 PM Author: cracking twinkling public bath electric furnace None of the personal hygiene products I use are available for purchase at the supermarket (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633539) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:58 PM Author: bateful ruddy orchestra pit goyim actual lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633526) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:52 PM Author: ultramarine costumed codepig preemptive 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633482) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:59 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: select one fruit, and only one fruit. you can now buy that fruit when it is out of season, and it tastes just as good and seems just as fresh as it is during season
B: y ou are introduced to a member of an organized crime syndicate that smuggles Kobe beef into South Korea. you can buy fresh Kobe beef from him up to once per week, at a decent price, but you need to meet him in a dark alley. also, there is a non-zero chance that the deal will be busted by police or by a rival gang, which could get you into legal trouble or killed |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:55 PM Author: sticky theater ...well this is odd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633509) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:04 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: each time you enter your local grocery store, you can take a broad leafy vegetable (say, a lettuce, a cabbage, etc.) and put one of its leaves on your head. if, after you walk through the entire grocery store for at least 20 minutes, the leaf has not fallen off your head, you can get up to two free bags of salad that contain that leaf, even if its not the primary ingredient
B: each time you enter your local grocery store, a juvenile boar is released into the store ( http://mongabay-images.s3.amazonaws.com/images/malaysia/06/malaysia0185.JPG ). If you can catch the boar, wrestle him to the ground, and carry him to the customer service desk, you get your choice of meat product for free up to $30 per visit |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:13 PM Author: sticky theater B sounds like a 180 way to get both exercise and free meat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633638) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:14 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple did you see those tusks though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633642) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: arousing station milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633571) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:09 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: each week, your local grocery store sponsors a writing contest about a specific fruit or vegetable available for sale in the produce section. you must write a work of short fiction in which that specific produce is the main character. the contest is open to anyone. if you win, that produce is free for you for one week.
B: same, except instead of a writing contest about produce it is a photo contest for canned soup. you are issued a free can of that soup and if your photo of that soup can wins, you get 10 free cans of that soup. |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:13 PM Author: arousing station milk I'd rather have free produce but since I hate writing I'd probably never enter. So I guess B. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633640) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:18 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple I would DOMINATE the writing contest but hate fresh produce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633684) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:07 PM Author: irate persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633583) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:12 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: once per year, you can cause N-SYNC to reunite inside the grocery store of your choice. they will all pose as shoppers, enter the grocery store, meet in the produce section, and then sing two songs. you cannot charge tickets for this, as nobody will know that it is happening until it does. you do get free autographs though.
B: data you use on your cell phone inside of a grocery store does not count against your data plan |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: insane doobsian useless brakes nursing home Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633657) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 12:24 AM Author: irate persian I have unlimited data
So A |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:59 PM Author: rose hyperventilating karate private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#36275156) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:14 PM Author: marvelous boistinker cuckold lay it on me, string bean (@ $1.29/pound) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633646) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: once per day, you can enter a grocery store and read aloud a Johnsmeyer post from XO or Twitter. for everyone who audibly laughs, you get $1 off the canned or frozen good of your choice
B: citrus fruits other than lemons, limes, and grapefruits are free for you, limit 5 per day...if you can find them at a grocery store |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:21 PM Author: marvelous boistinker cuckold these choices seem egregious however i will commit to (B) Q: is dragon fruit considered citrus? |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:22 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple according to Wikipedia, no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633718) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: well-lubricated alcoholic foreskin (Evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633655) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:18 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: pick a historical dictator of your choice. that person is now the manager of your local grocery store.
B: pick an MBA program of your choice. one of its graduates is now the regional manager for your favorite grocery store CHAIN, overseeing each store of that brand in your region |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:21 PM Author: Transparent stage coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633709) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:27 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple A: On all your future trips to the grocery store, "Word Up" by Cameo plays over the store sound system, over and over and over again until you leave. Once and only once per trip, you may break into a dance to the beat of this song. A snap poll will be taken of five eyewitnesses who will be asked to rate the funkiness of your dance on a scale of 1-10. If the cumulative score exceeds 35, you get a buy one get one free coupon for the sausage of your choice
B: Same hypo, but there is NO MUSIC. AT ALL. You cannot bring your own music either. |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:28 PM Author: Transparent stage coffee pot i could listen to cameo all day every day. option A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633784) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:29 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633787) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:36 PM Author: Naked massive queen of the night temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633852) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: Dashing Rehab Knife a paleo hypo, please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633959) |
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Date: May 19th, 2019 10:01 AM Author: rose hyperventilating karate private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#38256029) |