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Post ITT and I will give you a GROCERY STORE hypo (shadowpoasting)

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  08/26/15
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mustard set hominid
  08/26/15
A: a six-pack of Blue Moon Belgian White wheat beer for just...
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
Easy. Blue moon
mustard set hominid
  08/26/15
its actually a bigger discount on the yogurt though
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
Don't care, don't really eat Yoplait yogurt. If it was Fage ...
mustard set hominid
  08/26/15
What about Dannon. Oikos?
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
Nah
mustard set hominid
  08/26/15
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mustard set hominid
  08/26/15
A: buy one get one free coupon on any Peter Pan brand peanut...
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  08/26/15
Salmon Fillets, OFS
mustard set hominid
  08/26/15
cr
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Boyish dopamine garrison
  08/26/15
A: up to 2 free pounds of swiss cheese at the deli/cold cuts...
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
b, even though I like Swiss cheese.A LOT
Boyish dopamine garrison
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racy base black woman
  08/26/15
A: those little baby bell cheeses that come wrapped in the r...
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
Option C: lure Evan39 into a walk in freezer and lock it.
racy base black woman
  08/26/15
Dude B sounds incredibly powerful if you can find a spot in ...
Thirsty Property
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mustard set hominid
  08/26/15
B OFS
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pink motley athletic conference toaster
  08/26/15
A: free cat food for life, but you need to bring your cat to...
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
A, and I chloroform the cat
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Misanthropic Generalized Bond Organic Girlfriend
  08/26/15
A: You get a stipend of $135,000 per year, but you must serv...
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  08/26/15
Lolol 180 B for sure. The best OL in the nfl could pancak...
Misanthropic Generalized Bond Organic Girlfriend
  08/26/15
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mustard set hominid
  08/26/15
A: you must wear a German cookoo clock around your neck each...
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
A, simply because no personal hygiene products I would want ...
mustard set hominid
  08/26/15
explain
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
None of the personal hygiene products I use are available fo...
mustard set hominid
  08/26/15
actual lol
pink motley athletic conference toaster
  08/26/15
preemptive 180
Marvelous sanctuary
  08/26/15
A: select one fruit, and only one fruit. you can now buy tha...
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
...well this is odd.
Thirsty Property
  08/26/15
A: each time you enter your local grocery store, you can tak...
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
B sounds like a 180 way to get both exercise and free meat.
Thirsty Property
  08/26/15
did you see those tusks though
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Territorial Adventurous Space
  08/26/15
A: each week, your local grocery store sponsors a writing co...
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
I'd rather have free produce but since I hate writing I'd pr...
Territorial Adventurous Space
  08/26/15
I would DOMINATE the writing contest but hate fresh produce
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
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Maniacal olive abode messiness
  08/26/15
A: once per year, you can cause N-SYNC to reunite inside the...
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
Lol
Misanthropic Generalized Bond Organic Girlfriend
  08/26/15
I have unlimited data So A
Maniacal olive abode messiness
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Milky puppy ticket booth
  06/19/18
lay it on me, string bean (@ $1.29/pound)
insecure police squad theater stage
  08/26/15
A: once per day, you can enter a grocery store and read alou...
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
these choices seem egregious however i will commit to (B) Q...
insecure police squad theater stage
  08/26/15
according to Wikipedia, no
Lavender address mexican
  08/26/15
(Evan39)
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A: pick a historical dictator of your choice. that person is...
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appetizing national pozpig
  08/26/15
A: On all your future trips to the grocery store, "Word...
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  08/26/15
i could listen to cameo all day every day. option A.
appetizing national pozpig
  08/26/15
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a paleo hypo, please
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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633219)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: mustard set hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633222)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: a six-pack of Blue Moon Belgian White wheat beer for just $6.77

B: Yoplait yogurt on sale for just 33 cents per cup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633240)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: mustard set hominid

Easy. Blue moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633247)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

its actually a bigger discount on the yogurt though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633254)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: mustard set hominid

Don't care, don't really eat Yoplait yogurt. If it was Fage we might have a deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633258)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

What about Dannon. Oikos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633286)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: mustard set hominid

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633338)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: mustard set hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633249)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: buy one get one free coupon on any Peter Pan brand peanut butter

B: buy one, 50% off coupon for a bag of four frozen Atlantic salmon fillets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633283)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: mustard set hominid

Salmon Fillets, OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633336)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic Generalized Bond Organic Girlfriend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633499)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Boyish dopamine garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633267)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: up to 2 free pounds of swiss cheese at the deli/cold cuts counter per month, but you need to legally change your first name to Elliot

B: if you buy a box of Oreos, you can throw the Oreos at anyone in the grocery store you want, with no legal or civil ramifications and you won't be kicked out of the store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633324)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Boyish dopamine garrison

b, even though I like Swiss cheese.A LOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633359)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: racy base black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633269)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: those little baby bell cheeses that come wrapped in the red or orange wax? they're free for you, with purchase of any product worth $9.99 or more. limit one per visit

B: if you leave a book at the grocery store, and during the 24 hours after you leave it there nobody touches it, you learn all of the facts contained in the book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633341)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: racy base black woman

Option C: lure Evan39 into a walk in freezer and lock it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633547)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: Thirsty Property

Dude B sounds incredibly powerful if you can find a spot in the grocery store to reliably leave shit (not hard, I imagine; just stick it on a shelf behind low-volume items).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633550)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: mustard set hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633553)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: mustard set hominid

B OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633552)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: pink motley athletic conference toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633276)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: free cat food for life, but you need to bring your cat to the grocery store. the cat CANNOT be in a carrier, you need to carry it in your hands. If the cat runs away, you need to catch it, the cat must be under your control from the moment you put the food in your cart to the checkout. a group of referees will be stationed in the store to judge matters of possession and control.

B: during college football season, if the Alabama Crimson Tide score 40 or more points in a given week, anything at Trader Joe's is 25% off for you. But if they score 39 or fewer points, everything at every grocery store is 25% more expensive for you. things are regularly priced outside of CFB season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633379)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: pink motley athletic conference toaster

A, and I chloroform the cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633489)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic Generalized Bond Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633416)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: You get a stipend of $135,000 per year, but you must serve as Montel Williams's steed each time he goes to the grocery store. That is, you will get down on all fours, and Montel Williams will climb on your back, and you will walk around the grocery store and take him to all the places there he wants to go. You are allowed to have other jobs, but if Montel calls, you must be at his favorite NYC grocery store within 2 hours. also he gives you hay to eat sometimes.

B: the Dallas Cowboys offensive line comes to the grocery store with you. you can direct them to the aisle of your choice and ask them to charge into the the shelves. any item that ends up on the floor is 25% off for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633468)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic Generalized Bond Organic Girlfriend

Lolol 180

B for sure. The best OL in the nfl could pancake my grocery bill way down

And my back kinda hurts and i hate nyc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633496)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: mustard set hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633473)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: you must wear a German cookoo clock around your neck each time you go to the grocery store. however, each time the cookoo emerges, any item you touch while the cookoo is out is 50% off for you. the cookoo clock MUST be set to the correct time.

B: each time you go to the grocery store, you can ask 5 randomly selected other shoppers to smell you and say if you smell good or bad. If 3/5 say you smell bad, you get a $25 coupon good for any personal hygiene product. If 5/5 say you smell, the coupon is $50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633512)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: mustard set hominid

A, simply because no personal hygiene products I would want can be purchased at a grocery store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633519)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633537)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: mustard set hominid

None of the personal hygiene products I use are available for purchase at the supermarket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633539)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: pink motley athletic conference toaster

actual lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633526)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary

preemptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633482)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: select one fruit, and only one fruit. you can now buy that fruit when it is out of season, and it tastes just as good and seems just as fresh as it is during season

B: y ou are introduced to a member of an organized crime syndicate that smuggles Kobe beef into South Korea. you can buy fresh Kobe beef from him up to once per week, at a decent price, but you need to meet him in a dark alley. also, there is a non-zero chance that the deal will be busted by police or by a rival gang, which could get you into legal trouble or killed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633531)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Thirsty Property

...well this is odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633509)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: each time you enter your local grocery store, you can take a broad leafy vegetable (say, a lettuce, a cabbage, etc.) and put one of its leaves on your head. if, after you walk through the entire grocery store for at least 20 minutes, the leaf has not fallen off your head, you can get up to two free bags of salad that contain that leaf, even if its not the primary ingredient

B: each time you enter your local grocery store, a juvenile boar is released into the store ( http://mongabay-images.s3.amazonaws.com/images/malaysia/06/malaysia0185.JPG ). If you can catch the boar, wrestle him to the ground, and carry him to the customer service desk, you get your choice of meat product for free up to $30 per visit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633560)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Thirsty Property

B sounds like a 180 way to get both exercise and free meat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633638)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

did you see those tusks though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633642)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633571)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: each week, your local grocery store sponsors a writing contest about a specific fruit or vegetable available for sale in the produce section. you must write a work of short fiction in which that specific produce is the main character. the contest is open to anyone. if you win, that produce is free for you for one week.

B: same, except instead of a writing contest about produce it is a photo contest for canned soup. you are issued a free can of that soup and if your photo of that soup can wins, you get 10 free cans of that soup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633596)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Space

I'd rather have free produce but since I hate writing I'd probably never enter. So I guess B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633640)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

I would DOMINATE the writing contest but hate fresh produce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633684)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Maniacal olive abode messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633583)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: once per year, you can cause N-SYNC to reunite inside the grocery store of your choice. they will all pose as shoppers, enter the grocery store, meet in the produce section, and then sing two songs. you cannot charge tickets for this, as nobody will know that it is happening until it does. you do get free autographs though.

B: data you use on your cell phone inside of a grocery store does not count against your data plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633630)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic Generalized Bond Organic Girlfriend

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633657)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: Maniacal olive abode messiness

I have unlimited data

So A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28634216)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Milky puppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#36275156)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: insecure police squad theater stage

lay it on me, string bean (@ $1.29/pound)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633646)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: once per day, you can enter a grocery store and read aloud a Johnsmeyer post from XO or Twitter. for everyone who audibly laughs, you get $1 off the canned or frozen good of your choice

B: citrus fruits other than lemons, limes, and grapefruits are free for you, limit 5 per day...if you can find them at a grocery store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633661)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: insecure police squad theater stage

these choices seem egregious however i will commit to (B)

Q: is dragon fruit considered citrus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633706)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

according to Wikipedia, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633718)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: arrogant indigo market

(Evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633655)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: pick a historical dictator of your choice. that person is now the manager of your local grocery store.

B: pick an MBA program of your choice. one of its graduates is now the regional manager for your favorite grocery store CHAIN, overseeing each store of that brand in your region

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633677)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: appetizing national pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633709)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican

A: On all your future trips to the grocery store, "Word Up" by Cameo plays over the store sound system, over and over and over again until you leave. Once and only once per trip, you may break into a dance to the beat of this song. A snap poll will be taken of five eyewitnesses who will be asked to rate the funkiness of your dance on a scale of 1-10. If the cumulative score exceeds 35, you get a buy one get one free coupon for the sausage of your choice

B: Same hypo, but there is NO MUSIC. AT ALL. You cannot bring your own music either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633768)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: appetizing national pozpig

i could listen to cameo all day every day. option A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633784)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633787)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Lavender address mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633852)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Very tactful therapy site

a paleo hypo, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#28633959)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 10:01 AM
Author: Milky puppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974043&forum_id=2#38256029)