Date: August 30th, 2015 3:34 PM
*an OVER-GEEKED doobs runs around frantically, scanning for the nearest unsuspecting pedestrian*
*a OVER-GEEKED doobs spots a defenseless middle aged man and tackles him*
"what in the? WHAT THE...HELP!!!! HELP!!!" he screeches,
but his screams fall on the deaf ears of passerby consumed by smartphones as doobs aggressively forces himself upon the man, culminating in raw ANIMALISTIC RAPE
*a tall jacked nordic man enters the scene and approaches the man with his hand extended*
"Hey there! Haha....my name's Robert Halford. Yeah just wanted to let you know you got PORKED! It's a reality TV show where we play pranks on people haha. Hey, thanks for being a great sport your reaction was priceless"
*man remains catatonic with a look of horrified bewilderment on his face*