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FIRST TIME IN PRISON: How to protect yourself

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Floppy keepsake machete
  09/01/15
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Floppy keepsake machete
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Floppy keepsake machete
  09/02/15
God that is depressing
flushed theatre goal in life
  09/02/15
i can't imagine a worse fate than ending up in prison.
mustard exhilarant space sound barrier
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Floppy keepsake machete
  09/02/15
bro, you can end up in prison with ONE WRONG MOVE. like gett...
mustard exhilarant space sound barrier
  09/02/15
the establishment deliberately made prisons a hellhole, whic...
Flickering at-the-ready bawdyhouse genital piercing
  05/26/20
Why can't we build prisons so inmates can never even physica...
bronze factory reset button shrine
  09/02/15
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Floppy keepsake machete
  09/02/15
They should be able to socialize but just have bars seperati...
bronze factory reset button shrine
  09/02/15
Have a friend who ended up in prison for a bit. First day h...
Multi-colored yarmulke hospital
  09/02/15
Loling at "the African American faction." Is th...
Unholy histrionic native
  09/02/15
when you speak irl do you use "irl" and "loli...
Multi-colored yarmulke hospital
  09/02/15
Wasn't there a movie on this subject recently?
trip lodge doctorate
  09/02/15
You gotta practice a no holds barred martial art like Krav M...
Turquoise legend
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Burgundy Volcanic Crater
  05/26/20
Shank the fuck out of someone within the first hour or prepa...
Charismatic mahogany tank
  05/26/20
you probably don't want to if you have to do more than five ...
Beady-eyed orchid mad-dog skullcap goyim
  05/26/20
I'd argue that you make nice with a guard the second you get...
soul-stirring milky community account
  05/26/20
One weird trick!
adulterous temple
  05/26/20
be a jacked white guy, always keep ur paperwork hooped, and ...
crystalline menage
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soul-stirring milky community account
  05/26/20
whats paperwork hooped mean?
Aphrodisiac liquid oxygen
  05/26/20
keeping ur wrap sheet in ur anus so you can present it to th...
crystalline menage
  05/27/20
if your average white idiot went to prison and had no connec...
Aphrodisiac liquid oxygen
  05/27/20
bro I don’t know I learned everything I know from Wes ...
crystalline menage
  05/27/20
say you only got into jail because you raped some children s...
sienna stirring headpube
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Flesh Awkward Chapel
  05/27/20
Not flame If someone talks to you or interacts with you just...
Wine talented trailer park
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Unhinged lavender stead pocket flask
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razor blade in anus
Galvanic grizzly step-uncle's house
  05/27/20
how could that possibly help
soul-stirring milky community account
  05/27/20
feels good man
Galvanic grizzly step-uncle's house
  05/27/20
slide and let do
Galvanic grizzly step-uncle's house
  05/27/20


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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Floppy keepsake machete



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Date: September 1st, 2015 6:04 PM
Author: Floppy keepsake machete



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 4:17 AM
Author: Floppy keepsake machete



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 4:23 AM
Author: flushed theatre goal in life

God that is depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#28672778)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 4:27 AM
Author: mustard exhilarant space sound barrier

i can't imagine a worse fate than ending up in prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#28672783)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 4:32 AM
Author: Floppy keepsake machete



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 7:34 AM
Author: mustard exhilarant space sound barrier

bro, you can end up in prison with ONE WRONG MOVE. like getting into a fight in public and getting arrested for assault, doing coke and cops bust in, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#28672897)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: Flickering at-the-ready bawdyhouse genital piercing

the establishment deliberately made prisons a hellhole, which is leverage to make white males work hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282327)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 4:31 AM
Author: bronze factory reset button shrine

Why can't we build prisons so inmates can never even physically touch each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#28672788)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 4:34 AM
Author: Floppy keepsake machete



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 5:13 AM
Author: bronze factory reset button shrine

They should be able to socialize but just have bars seperating them or plexiglass at all times. Like hamster tubes everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#28672827)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 5:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored yarmulke hospital

Have a friend who ended up in prison for a bit. First day he said he did all the athletic feats of strength he could accomplish to show how strong he was. Said also one day the leader of the African American faction was taunting him so he went in a confrontational but non-embarrassing (read: not in front of other people) manner and stood his ground. After that he was home free for the rest of his term.

Also people get raped all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#28672818)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 6:34 AM
Author: Unholy histrionic native

Loling at "the African American faction."

Is this actually the way you speak IRL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#28672865)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored yarmulke hospital

when you speak irl do you use "irl" and "loling"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#28674005)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 5:11 AM
Author: trip lodge doctorate

Wasn't there a movie on this subject recently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#28672822)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 7:47 AM
Author: Turquoise legend

You gotta practice a no holds barred martial art like Krav Maga but also supplement it with boxing or Muay thai to get your reflexes and defense down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#28672918)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:19 PM
Author: Burgundy Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282319)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: Charismatic mahogany tank

Shank the fuck out of someone within the first hour or prepare to be buttfucked.

The movie shot caller seems helpful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282328)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchid mad-dog skullcap goyim

you probably don't want to if you have to do more than five years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282335)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring milky community account

I'd argue that you make nice with a guard the second you get there and then tell him you are sorry and to please not kill you then half heartedly "hit" him in the arm or something so they put you in solitary. Any time they try to take you out and put you in general population repeat this process

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282340)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:28 PM
Author: adulterous temple

One weird trick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282344)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:28 PM
Author: crystalline menage

be a jacked white guy, always keep ur paperwork hooped, and put in work for your people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282346)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring milky community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282360)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac liquid oxygen

whats paperwork hooped mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282415)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: crystalline menage

keeping ur wrap sheet in ur anus so you can present it to the shot caller when u get in and prove u aren’t a chomo or a cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282545)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac liquid oxygen

if your average white idiot went to prison and had no connections, would he need to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282562)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: crystalline menage

bro I don’t know I learned everything I know from Wes Watson on YouTube. This only applies if you are GP in CA state prisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282584)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: sienna stirring headpube

say you only got into jail because you raped some children so that the other inmates dont suspect that youre one of those creeps that rapes grown men and since theres no children in jail you're not a threat to anyone really so you'll just be ignored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282428)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Flesh Awkward Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282597)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 11:51 PM
Author: Wine talented trailer park

Not flame If someone talks to you or interacts with you just keep saying you have small pox. They won’t know what it is but after a while will leave you alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282475)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: Unhinged lavender stead pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282587)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: Galvanic grizzly step-uncle's house

razor blade in anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40282570)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring milky community account

how could that possibly help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40288747)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: Galvanic grizzly step-uncle's house

feels good man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40288868)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: Galvanic grizzly step-uncle's house

slide and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978530&forum_id=2#40288870)