ITT: I call out RSF in the form of a battle rap (NYUUG)
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 11:35 PM Author: pearl flickering resort
reality, sorry fags! today feels like two-thousand seven
exactly 6 years after your dad's fortune made on nine-eleven
eight years later and still battling alcohol addiction, i reckon?
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dont worry, this battle MC aint gon rap about yo familee
topics to be covered? TTT JDs, euro tran-nies, and petite bourgeoi-sie
promise me youll reply without being a big cry-bae-bee?
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today's diss starts with some histo-ry
a menace to society, with the initials SY who even rach could not for-see
SHOW ME YOUR 40K WATCH, FAGGOT! he sc-reamed
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you dispatched him swift
posting post-its like early christmas gifts
"RSF, HTFH XOXOHTH" left SonicYouth pissed
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thus ended the first asian you slayed
the first chinaman-prey laid waste without-hesitate
cumskin domination the board did celebrate
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skip forward 5 years
and another chinaman appeared
but this one's smears made you madder than evan39 board queer
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screaming and yelling, PILLOW GIRLFRIEND NOWAG!
"two NOWAG scumbags", he bragged
,putting this cat in a valentino body bag
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but then a new breed of alpha showed up
faster, stronger, lookin at deez nuts
higher-T and more bitches at the club
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as expected, he went for the tried and true
trust fund baby, pullin out the NOWAG! kung fu
an overweight Tyson, against korean Buster with faster moves
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the old lion found himself gasping for air
by round 12 he was only slightly aware
yellow dragon setting fire to this false-playboy million-aire
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this battle was over even before it began
like the nasty hoes you fuck in kazakhstan
dem 3s you found in the back of the brothel van? come on, man
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ima spit at you rhymes with speed wizardry, no time for recovery
sorry G, no judge to grant you discovery
alpha lyrical weaponry selling you to slavery, straight WGWAG butchery cutting out your tiny pink ovaries
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because a real man picks on those his own size
WGWAG playboy with a gangnam stunner and nordic 9 on either side
u mad at this alpha's WGWAG creampies?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#28685411) |
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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:17 AM Author: pearl flickering resort
last night i watched hitman 47 with a gangnam hunnie
177cms of pure korean alpha, tickets purchased with **self-made** money
whens the last time your tiny pink bitchass did his own laundry?
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you grew up with a silver spoon
i grew up with parents who taught me never to be rude
i guess that explains your perpetually sour mood?
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you like to talk hard on random lawboards
saying shit like "fuck you NOWAGs, mop my floors!"
well, easy to hide behind those anon internet doors
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come to ktown, i aint talking about gangnam style
this aint 8 mile bitch, here, youll end up cut up, pieces in a compost pile
with the rest of your NOWAG troll homies bubba sparxxx and chinkyeyes, executed ISIS-style, grave-walking single file
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dat 9/11 money has gotten to yo head
next thing you know, ima 50 cent this hoe, 180 shots of lead
straight to yo head, blood-red, shredding your brains until you sound like nordic stunners cumming in NYUUG's bed
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btw, i checked your school files: deans office said "RSF barely made it!"
a certain kind of chill "financial incentives" and you were an autoadmit!
an unfit, ri-dic-ulous, twit with no wit in a school suited for spoiled little shits, ironic, isn't it?
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every other day, you say asians are uncreative
but these verses be burning your ass, innovative
these negative expletives? consecutive bars straight burning your tiny, pink anus definitive
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in this battle youre just an ugly dog with old tricks
you fuck with Korean alpha and all you'll hear is one click
death coming at you, you bloated, fuming prick
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shhh. ima let everyone on xoxo in on a secret
graduating from a TTT law school is your life's greatest achievement
with a 163 median? no wonder in life you havent succeeded!
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they call me korean alpha W(i)GWAG
spittin cold nigga truth, even at 6'3 cumskin megalomaniacs
guess what? that's REALITY, SORRY FAG!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#28686467) |
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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:34 AM Author: pearl flickering resort
i have seen RSF's putdowns before and i know he is more than capable of replying in battle rap form, but he is obviously not engaging me and that is lame. and boring. boo.
btw i will stop here, RSF. dont take anything i said personally, im just tryin to have fun wit ya :D
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#28686507) |
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Date: September 6th, 2015 2:29 PM Author: claret antidepressant drug dysfunction
uhh...lol you think rsf is a "jock"? that kike couldnt throw a football 20 yards.
i know what you're saying but ...i would've used slightly different words.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#28700648) |
Date: September 6th, 2015 2:48 AM Author: Provocative karate abode
Fine it's a long way to the Aral Sea, happy now?
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You're a 5'6" manlet
You fill your mother with regret
She should have copped a free range dog
She could have killed and grilled
Instead of nyu bills
If she really needed a sexless pet
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You pretend to be a chill bro
You're another future unhinged Cho
You say that you're strong as fuck
But you get got by a glass of milk
I clown on your feminine ilk
You NOWAGs have got to go
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You say that you're a playboy
But your babydick's a children's toy
You post pics of fugly nords
We know that she's a big fat bitch
Your clitdick won't scratch that itch
She's dreaming of a HANDSOME boy
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You put makeup on your acne scars
Jack it with uvt to riced out cars
The girls you chase are sliced up freaks
You buy them bottles of soju
But they're just using you
You get laughed out of every bar
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You're an autistic bowlcut dork
You completely NOWAG'd out of New York
You say that Korea's number one
Because you got shoved in lockers
Mocked by John Rocker
I'm done this is too much like work
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*starts clapping*
You got moles on your face
You big disgrace
Asians are a pathetic race
CLITDICK, CLITDICK NOWAG! NOWAG!
Everybody
CLITDICK, CLITDICK NOWAG! NOWAG!
*drops mic*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#28698868)
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Date: September 6th, 2015 5:03 PM Author: pearl flickering resort
yo RSF, my sources tell me you rep the east coast
but your rhymes seem written by a Cobain, overdosed
"death by rice-n(ricin)-laced heroin, Seunghi Cho-king his throat" the coroner disclosed
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while alive, the money you had bought many a friend
like pederastrian and nordic boy, RSF mangina-groupies always ready to defend
a 3 man strong-XOXO Gay Posse, all nothing more than insufferable faggots in the end
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this morning started with me dissing your entire bitchmade crew
but now its full cumskin retreat from asian alphas like MacArthur on March 12th, nineteen forty-two
RSF the 6'3 overweight fool, NEVER NOT target of WGWAG playboy's ridicule
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everything i write is inspired by a legend Twist calls cerebral Solzy
and the words of a gay hapa at Palladium who once told me,
"Beware of angry manFUCKINGhattan fatty, hell just try to bribe you like he did dem Fordham trustees!"
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Tony Stark and Patrick Bateman, idols of this slightly-retarded wannabe
of course, both be fictional bourgeoisie like yours truly but with elite pedigrees
RSF, did you know even Bateman attended Phillips Exeter Academy, and Tony Stark, MIT?
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your verses have no rhyme or reason
like your incoherent boasts about tranny threessomes
holy fucking shit, this just in - RSF guzzles east euro semen!
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we all saw the video where earl squats three-fifty
thats the weight NYUUG warms up with after a bottle of bourbon whiskey, still half-tipsy
comparatively, RSF wimpy albino pygmy next to Yellow Monster, pretending he aint a raging alcie
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look RSF, we all know the story of your lame ass Korean rejection
tried to pull your NOWAG shit on superior big Korean cock competition
collective xoxo lulz when Gangnam stunner rejections left you with massive blueball condition
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this be round three: now ima barbecue your deceased ass like marinated galbi
Jeffrey Dahmer undergrad, feeding off dead corpses like a guantanamo escapee
but even Khalid Sheikh Mohammed refused to profit off Flight Nine-ty-Three!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#28701531) |
Date: September 6th, 2015 5:27 PM Author: Beady-eyed Peach Half-breed Athletic Conference
Earl the goat, bat signal is in the sky.
Cum ITT and dish out dat lyrical stir fry.
A NOWAG and a cake eater are in severe need
Of a true XO wordsmith's bitter lengthy screed
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#28701664) |
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Date: September 16th, 2015 4:18 AM Author: magenta corner background story
Bitch please, lil pumo breh, who are you?
Earl the GOAT of all time ain't cooking nuthin but stew
He told me he'd love to SERVE both those fools on a tray
But he's gotta watch Queer Eye reruns with fiancee
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#28765546) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 10:18 PM Author: pearl flickering resort
dat FORDHAM mEDIAN!
think about how much lulzy material he has on me that he can work with. he couldve come up with some creative shit to shoot back with and this thread couldve been an epic back and forth
instead it was just a one-sided big korean cock pwnage
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#35214367) |
Date: January 22nd, 2018 10:27 PM Author: ebony legal warrant mother
you're chaebong hyung,
not too young,
you're cheabong hyung,
should be wrung,
you're cheabong hyung,
as bad as chung+
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#35214405)
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Date: January 28th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: pearl flickering resort
where u at RSF. you can make a HUGE comeback and redeem yourself by firing back
lets do the rubber match my nigga
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#35263966) |
Date: August 8th, 2023 10:51 PM Author: pearl flickering resort
since were all ganging up on RSF this morning...
BUMP!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980587&forum_id=2#46646179) |
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